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  • lol ththat was a great one

  • Love every last bit of it.

  • im christian but I thought this was kind of hilarious, it's not my belief, but I thought that he used good sense of humor and ideas to put this together.

  • david schneider!!

  • I LAUGHED SO HARD.

  • Loved the deadpan rape joke. David Schneider is awesome!

  • Did anybody else notice "Fappytown" in the toolbar.

  • @1:15, I am the 99%

  • Is this a real rabbi who isn't in on it, or an actor?

  • @every116 Search david schineider

  • Saves allot of time..lol And allot of hate is spread that way.

  • The "rabbi's" mimics are hilarious, and almost believable... awesome!

  • I lauged so hard at the end, the very end.

    *Hint* The sound guy.

  • He seems worried he actually knows about some plot. I'm deeply concerned.

  • frack that was hilarious, i might as well stick with the catholics roflmfao

  • took me a second to register when he said "Might as well just stick with the Catholics" but when I got it I lolled IRL XD

  • that was worth the 3 minute and 40 second setup

  • hilarious ending

  • A clip on...tape...no go bud. lol!

  • This cranks me up

  • How the hell did you get Tony Hayers along for the ride?

  • was that a REAL rabbi? :D

  • "because of all the rape?" HAHAHA!!! that caught me off guard.

  • Incredible! How could I miss you until today?

  • Absolutely beautiful. Subscribed.

  • I'm sorry you're having a bad day. Cheers.

  • I think you guys are brilliant. I loved all three "Choosing My Religion". Only that the audio should be a bit higher (especially the first two episodes) and the British accent distracts from the message you're conveying. May I suggest, maybe, incorporating an American voice in addition to the Brit? Thanks for listening to my suggestion.

  • @JobaniElgrande Does everything have to be in an American accent for you to understand it? Which American accent would you prefer? New York? Deep South? West Coast? Should SGB provide an Australian accent for all those watching in Australia? What about Ireland, South Africa, New Zealand..? The USA is not the only country in the world, try joining the international community for once.

  • @JobaniElgrande

    Try the "Plinkett Reviews" - they've got a similarly low-pitched character talking in an American-ish accent.

    The British one serves its purpose well here, and I have no idea why you think it "distracts" or they should "drop it". Seems like a stupid suggestion to me, and I'm pretty sure the author of this video didn't listen to it.

  • I'm hoping this is at least partially a mockery of the stupidity of SUDDENLY changing your beliefs at the click of a finger?

  • You shouldnt believe everything you see on the internet.

    I dont know about that, it saves a lot of time if you do.

    rofl

  • hilarious.

  • This is brilliant. Well done!

  • I laughed so hard tears are running down my cheeks.

  • oh! because of all the rape!? HAHAHA

  • Oh Graham!

  • "Another thing i wanted to ask was... Monkey tennis?"

  • OMG best punch line ever

  • thats really funny

  • Great comedy and punch line.. it sneaks up on you... love it.

  • lol. Nice video.

  • This... Is brilliant.

  • Is that you playing as the rabbi? lol

  • I cannot fathom religions lies. I dont understand how anyone can believe their cockamamy lies..........................­........it escapes me....

  • "So... I would have to show my penis to a holy man? ..... I might as well stick with the Catholics." LOL!

  • "Don't believe everything you read."

    "Makes it a lot easier if you do."

    "Might as well stick with the Catholics!"

    Dude, these are some great lines you have here!

  • Oh wow, that's David Schneider. comedy legend.

    

  • It's the train engineer from Mission Impossible (who faints)!

    Great videos by the way!

  • always nice to hear people denying a supernatural being... so how's that spontaneous generation theory of yours working out? oh wait, they got rid of that a long time ago. sorry.

  • @creamyfilling102 are you implying that those that don't believe in god are stupid? Or not because I didn't really understand your comment

  • "I have to show my penis to a holy man? I might as well stick with the Catholics."

    LOL!

    Brilliantly written ending.

    Absolute GOLD.

  • @anadus7 remember the joke when homer tells the end of star wars? you are homer

  • One word for this ... Brilliant.

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  • dude uncircumcised penises look like worms with turtlenecks. what girl can say she prefers turtleneck wieners? not meant to offend, but circumcision is a good thing when it comes to looks/sex

  • @missXspencer1 That might be the stupidest thing ever typed or said. What can a girl say? Go do a little research; watch a video of the actual procedure and see if you can come up with something less vapid and deplorable.

  • @Firebiird not deplorable, lots of guys are circumcised. dnt get offended now, im just saying its a plus even because they are attractive. what does research have to do with that? and most ppl i know have it done when they are just born. pretty common

  • @missXspencer1 Maybe think about it this way: what if someone cut off some of your genitalia at birth because someone thought it looked better? (Supposing you lived in parts of West Africa for example) This all being without your consent, or knowing, based on someone else thinking it 'looked better'. Honestly though, read through your original comment; what a mean thing to say, I'll even excuse your lack of knowledge on the subject, still, what a sad, shallow statement to make.

  • @Firebiird i never said i had a lack of knowledge on the subject. i know foreskin is pleasurable to men due to stimulation of the glans. i also know uncut dudes are more likely to get hiv (in some studies). i know of at least two religions where it is required and normal, and i know a whoooooole lotta guys who dnt remember even a pinch from the operation the day they were born. people get their belly buttons pushed in when they are young, without their knowledge or consent. stop getting offended

  • Its that guy from silly hands type it in on YouTube!

  • His head looks like a penis.

  • that was pretty funny. just subscribed.

  • Might as well just stick with the Catholics :') brilliant!

  • @AlwaysDisagreeing HAHA.GOOD ONE. PROVE IT. LOL...

  • Lmao Fappytown hahahaha

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  • "Even the nazis know about it, and they are idiots". Hilarious! You, Sir, are a comical genius.

  • Lmfao, look at the tabs on the computer. "FappyTown". Hahaha

  • how do magnets work?

  • The biscuits aren't very nice - they should serve better refreshments!

  • "THE WHOLE CONTROLING THE BANKS AND THE MEDIA WITH THE VIEW OF ENSLAVING THE POPULATION ASPECT OF JUDAISM." ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE.

  • @ago81andres whats it like on your howling wilderness of a planet?

  • @NotAG4yName HOWLING WILDERNESS? ARENT YOU FROM CANADA? ISNT THAT A COLD HOWLING WILDERNESS. I LIVE IN L.A.,ITS NICE AND WARM,HOW ABOUT YOU,EH? YOU NEED A CUP OF JOE,DONT YOU KNOW.

  • @ago81andres

    Well, funny it is, cos it ain't real ;)

  • @twooffour SORRY, THE ELITE THAT CONTROLS THE JEWS TO START WARS,CONTROL BANKS AND THE MEDIA TO ENSLAVE THE POPULATION.

  • @ago81andres

    , IS NON-EXISTETN.

  • @twooffour ONLY TO THE SHEEP. GO TO YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND LEARN ABOUT THE NEW WORLD ORDER.

  • @ago81andres Yes, everybody watch my video where I learn about the New World Order.

  • @somegreybloke FUNNY VIDEO, I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE A SITCOM IN THE U.S. THE NEW WORLD ORDER WILL FUND IT. LOL....;)

  • @ago81andres

    Ah.

  • @ago81andres not really judaism tho just a small group f mostly jews, i luaghed myself to death when he said rfol

  • great! :)

  • Did anyone also think that the rabi's nose looks a lot like Grayham's?

  • Fappytown in his explorer bar? Lol. xD

  • Is David Schneider really a comedian?

  • Hahaha, awesome. Circumcision, yet another one of God's funny jokes.

    In his all-knowing and perfect nature, He decides to create his sons with foreskin... just to demand them to cut it off. Or else...

    Talking about under rated comedians!

  • SELLOTAPE:))))))

  • "I don't now about that, its saves a lot of time if u do..!!!" I was rolling on the floor with that one... brilliant.

  • Ah brilliant. Obviously the great Mr Schneider knows talent when he sees it.

    Hopefully we'll be seeing you on the telly soon!

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahaha xD!!!!

  • @DharmaLogos Hahahaaaaaa! That part was clever. Brilliant clip!

  • The biscuits aren't very nice.

  • hahaha!

  • amazingly funny!!

  • i was circumcised when i was a child!..although im not religious..it was for health reasons

    im actually pretty happy that i was i couldn't imagine having foreskin..PORN STAR DICK FTW!..

  • @clovelywindheaven

    how do you fap o.o

  • @ZharLestin Fapping is actually a lot better when circumcised, just imagine your foreskin blocking out your cum shot, way to kill an orgasm...

  • @fize4ever have you ever jerked it without being circumcised? i also heard that its less sensitive if you get a circumcision 

  • @clovelywindheaven

    health reasons ? what, do you live in somalia or something ?

    oh right, no health insurance in america >w>

  • @ZharLestin what are you blabbering about silly fool...america no health insurance...idiot..tbh i don't care what the specifics were..my penis works just fine..stop trolling tool...don't waste ur time replying i don't care..k thx bye

  • @clovelywindheaven

    sorry if I offended you :3

  • Smell my cheese!

  • I laughed so much it hurt when he was talking about the biscuits

  • Hahaahah Fappytown

  • Did anyone else notice he had a page called "Fappytown" open?  lol

  • Another superb production, absolutely marvelous

  • OH SNAP!!!!!

  • Give me another series you shit

  • omg I lol'd so hard when i saw "Fappytown" at the bottom of his screen.

  • Ow I haven't laughed for quite a while like this, the ending is hilarious.. ; )

  • i've been born in catholic country(Poland) and im atheist, andall people i met at university are atheist, so it look like the more you are educated the high chance that you stop believing in any supernatural being

  • @MrConredsX lol I agree

  • @MrConredsX Not necessarily. Most people who are Philosophically inclined are some of the smartest people, and most of them acknowledge some diety or higher power. And these are also people who don't always rely on science, but rather on reason and logic. The reason many educated people don't believe in a god is because they think they have the answers, and they don't need to find one in a higher being. It's not the education; it's overconfidence

  • @MrCatalystic

    "The reason many educated people don't believe in a god is becuase they think they have the answers, and they don't need to find one in a higher being. It's not the education; it's overconfidence"

    Do you have any evidence in favour of this hugely offensive claim?

  • @Mattyb88ful Well, I could pull some personal examples out of my life, but they would mean nothing since you don't know the people. And it's not offensive; it's human nature. Everyone is prone to it. Can you honestly tell me there was no point in your life where you took something to be the absolute truth, then later found out that you were dead wrong? This is the same thing; only these educated people, being smarter, tend to make larger mistakes

  • @MrConredsX No it is what you believe, my dad is one of the smartest men I know and he is a Christian, he believes that there must've been a creator, are you saying that he is uneducated?

  • @PhilLovesThrash

    Learn to read, stupid

  • @Flacksh0t I did read. Just to clear things up, I am an athiest, I am just saying that not all religious people are uneducated, Stephen Hawking's believes in a creator and he is considered to be one of the smartest men on this earth.

  • @PhilLovesThrash Oh boy. No he doesnt. And now i say your father needs some help with his childhood indoctrinations still in his mind. ^^

  • @baronsengir187 How about, you stop insulting my dad for his beliefs you fuck? I am not forcing anybodies beliefs on anybody, while I am an athiest, athiests are the worsts for forcing their beliefs on creationists...

  • @PhilLovesThrash I am not forcing my belief on anybody. But if i think somebody is or acts stupid i will say so.

    Same right for you. So no. I didnt even insulted him. I just said he is stupid if he believes it. Beeing stupid is no insult. Its not even a bad thing to be. Stupid people are happier in general.

  • @baronsengir187 My dad is not stupid though, he is very wise actually...

  • @PhilLovesThrash And that is totally fine with me :) Wise is something completly different then smart. Wisdom is something you get through experience and that is most of the time a very good and very helpful thing. I tend to listen to people with experience in areas i certainly lack. So dont be upset :) Not many people are really smart. And thats no shame. I am not either.

  • @baronsengir187 My dad didn't want to conform with society at all in school, he completely fucked up his school life, his wisdom has led to him educating himself, believe me, he is really smart due to 20 years of self education.

  • @PhilLovesThrash And i have no problem believing that. I have studied social and computer science and am somewhat close to be smart in that area. But when it comes to other things i can be real stupid i guess. Smart isnt a generall thing to be. With that said i have no problem with your father beeing smart in areas he might have studied. But that doesnt change that i think believing is stupid :) Wasn't meant to be an insult.

  • @PhilLovesThrash Err, he does? Because i read one of his books, that discusses exactly that and he didn't seem to like that idea too much.

  • @PhilLovesThrash Pretty sure you're wrong about Stephen Hawking's beliefs there.

  • @Frottjeif Well I am wrong, kind of. He was a creationist, but his views changed since he is confident in his quantum theory.

  • @MrConredsX That happend to me in reverse.

  • @MrConredsX you cant say that mate, first of al you havent met all the people in the university. and it is chilish to say that all smart people are atheist. Even Einsten was a jew, so please do not talk foolishness, i just got my lawyer diploma and i m religious...

  • @YNeedPeopleLikeMe

    "It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." -Albert Einstein

    Yet this quote belong to Einstein, you should read philosophy to understand your religion

  • @MrConredsX I think if you really found out that the Catholic church is not really Christian but pagan then you should look into real Christianity. Constantine changed it all and became the first Pope.. Ponifice Maximus first one... the trinity was his lie along with all the other additions he brought in.

  • I actually changed my religion few times, First I was buddhist cuz I was born in a buddhist country then I became christian, started believing in jesus and stuff then I tried muslim(:P I wouldn't try muslim so that was a lie) Now I'm not religious

  • Genius!

  • Sellotape...f*ckin hilarious!

  • Maybe we should do a job together - and I DON'T mean a bank job !

  • can't believe i missed this one lmaoooooo!!

  • Best line ever...

    so I would have to show my penis to a holy man..

    yes...

    I might as well stick with the Catholics (hahahahahahahaha...LOL...)

  • Hey bloke! We want you back posting videos of you. Soon.

    Sincerely

  • @Aswarp I know, I know, and I regret the lack of videos. Just been really busy lately.

  • omgosh i just died of laughter.

  • That rabbi has the most stereotypic Jew look that I have ever seen!

  • lol

  • mmm.... (pause).. does someone actually check?.. ;DDD that's was awesome

  • love all your videos ... i just hope you keep making them as I haven't seen a new one i a while.

    Greetings from Romania

  • You Graham don't need comparing your beliefs anymore. Just put yourself in Erasmus shoes. Your whole job in the subcect is like The Praise of Folly to me

    Greetings from Poland

  • "Oh! Oh, is it supposed to be a secret?"

    - bwhahahahaha! :')

  • I've watched this so many times that I almost know it by heart. It's such a brilliant piece that I cannot get tired of it. I'll be amazed if you can produce something to top it. Hey, but please try....and soon!

  • 'I might as well stick with the Catholics' - HAHAHA

  • David Schneider is a really under rated comedian.

  • @skb1994 Never heard of him who is he?

  • @Martcapt David Schneider is an English actor and comedian. He is also the rabbi in this video.

  • Fappytown! lmao

  • You're the best discovery since Adam and Eve f'cked up.

  • Wow! You got David Schneider?! Nice!

  • religion is for sociopaths. end of. if you are not a sociopath and still believe in religion. wake up! it's not designed for you!

  • @ohdoshutit do you even understand what sociopath means?

  • @igloo50 yes. thanks. more importantly, do you?

  • @ohdoshutit "religion is for sociopaths" Can you please explain what the hell you are talking about?

  • @igloo50 religion replaces what some people are naturally born with, a conscience. those born with it don't need religion, it's just detrimental to them. for sociopaths, it's useful to keep them in check, but it still doesn't justify the fallaciousness of it. most sociopaths keep themselves in check cos we have the law of the state standing in their way, and general social standards. as long as we;ve had state law, we've had religion ie. religion alone cannot govern and control. 

  • @ohdoshutit (cont) and add to that the fact that the metaphysical facets are unprovable, religion hasn't got a leg to stand on.

  • @ohdoshutit that doesnt mean that non sociopaths cannot have religion, it's more than just an encouragement to be a good citizen/human being, it is also a reassurance, a guide, an explanation and just a celebration, you can't just say that religion is for the insane, because for one, not all insane people are religious, two, sociopaths certainly don't need it to replace a conscience, as they dont need one, three, you say that because a sociopath may be religious, thats all it's good for, that is

  • @ohdoshutit not true, as I stated before, that is like saying, if a dying man drinks water, then water must surely only be for the dying

  • I'm not sure who has the bigger nose!

  • "I might as well stay with the catholics"

    Epic :'D

  • ROFL

    'Celotape'?

  • Thanks for this some, grey bloke. I love your work. And all due respec to Rabbi Schneider. In the context of circumcision, his name is perfect - means cutter.

  • Good, old Graham ;-)

  • You are so full of win!

  • isn't david schnieder the one who was in he omid djalili film "the infadel"