im christian but I thought this was kind of hilarious, it's not my belief, but I thought that he used good sense of humor and ideas to put this together.
I think you guys are brilliant. I loved all three "Choosing My Religion". Only that the audio should be a bit higher (especially the first two episodes) and the British accent distracts from the message you're conveying. May I suggest, maybe, incorporating an American voice in addition to the Brit? Thanks for listening to my suggestion.
@JobaniElgrande Does everything have to be in an American accent for you to understand it? Which American accent would you prefer? New York? Deep South? West Coast? Should SGB provide an Australian accent for all those watching in Australia? What about Ireland, South Africa, New Zealand..? The USA is not the only country in the world, try joining the international community for once.
Try the "Plinkett Reviews" - they've got a similarly low-pitched character talking in an American-ish accent.
The British one serves its purpose well here, and I have no idea why you think it "distracts" or they should "drop it". Seems like a stupid suggestion to me, and I'm pretty sure the author of this video didn't listen to it.
always nice to hear people denying a supernatural being... so how's that spontaneous generation theory of yours working out? oh wait, they got rid of that a long time ago. sorry.
dude uncircumcised penises look like worms with turtlenecks. what girl can say she prefers turtleneck wieners? not meant to offend, but circumcision is a good thing when it comes to looks/sex
@missXspencer1 That might be the stupidest thing ever typed or said. What can a girl say? Go do a little research; watch a video of the actual procedure and see if you can come up with something less vapid and deplorable.
@Firebiird not deplorable, lots of guys are circumcised. dnt get offended now, im just saying its a plus even because they are attractive. what does research have to do with that? and most ppl i know have it done when they are just born. pretty common
@missXspencer1 Maybe think about it this way: what if someone cut off some of your genitalia at birth because someone thought it looked better? (Supposing you lived in parts of West Africa for example) This all being without your consent, or knowing, based on someone else thinking it 'looked better'. Honestly though, read through your original comment; what a mean thing to say, I'll even excuse your lack of knowledge on the subject, still, what a sad, shallow statement to make.
@Firebiird i never said i had a lack of knowledge on the subject. i know foreskin is pleasurable to men due to stimulation of the glans. i also know uncut dudes are more likely to get hiv (in some studies). i know of at least two religions where it is required and normal, and i know a whoooooole lotta guys who dnt remember even a pinch from the operation the day they were born. people get their belly buttons pushed in when they are young, without their knowledge or consent. stop getting offended
@NotAG4yName HOWLING WILDERNESS? ARENT YOU FROM CANADA? ISNT THAT A COLD HOWLING WILDERNESS. I LIVE IN L.A.,ITS NICE AND WARM,HOW ABOUT YOU,EH? YOU NEED A CUP OF JOE,DONT YOU KNOW.
@ZharLestin what are you blabbering about silly fool...america no health insurance...idiot..tbh i don't care what the specifics were..my penis works just fine..stop trolling tool...don't waste ur time replying i don't care..k thx bye
i've been born in catholic country(Poland) and im atheist, andall people i met at university are atheist, so it look like the more you are educated the high chance that you stop believing in any supernatural being
@MrConredsX Not necessarily. Most people who are Philosophically inclined are some of the smartest people, and most of them acknowledge some diety or higher power. And these are also people who don't always rely on science, but rather on reason and logic. The reason many educated people don't believe in a god is because they think they have the answers, and they don't need to find one in a higher being. It's not the education; it's overconfidence
"The reason many educated people don't believe in a god is becuase they think they have the answers, and they don't need to find one in a higher being. It's not the education; it's overconfidence"
Do you have any evidence in favour of this hugely offensive claim?
@Mattyb88ful Well, I could pull some personal examples out of my life, but they would mean nothing since you don't know the people. And it's not offensive; it's human nature. Everyone is prone to it. Can you honestly tell me there was no point in your life where you took something to be the absolute truth, then later found out that you were dead wrong? This is the same thing; only these educated people, being smarter, tend to make larger mistakes
@MrConredsX No it is what you believe, my dad is one of the smartest men I know and he is a Christian, he believes that there must've been a creator, are you saying that he is uneducated?
@Flacksh0t I did read. Just to clear things up, I am an athiest, I am just saying that not all religious people are uneducated, Stephen Hawking's believes in a creator and he is considered to be one of the smartest men on this earth.
@baronsengir187 How about, you stop insulting my dad for his beliefs you fuck? I am not forcing anybodies beliefs on anybody, while I am an athiest, athiests are the worsts for forcing their beliefs on creationists...
@PhilLovesThrash I am not forcing my belief on anybody. But if i think somebody is or acts stupid i will say so.
Same right for you. So no. I didnt even insulted him. I just said he is stupid if he believes it. Beeing stupid is no insult. Its not even a bad thing to be. Stupid people are happier in general.
@PhilLovesThrash And that is totally fine with me :) Wise is something completly different then smart. Wisdom is something you get through experience and that is most of the time a very good and very helpful thing. I tend to listen to people with experience in areas i certainly lack. So dont be upset :) Not many people are really smart. And thats no shame. I am not either.
@baronsengir187 My dad didn't want to conform with society at all in school, he completely fucked up his school life, his wisdom has led to him educating himself, believe me, he is really smart due to 20 years of self education.
@PhilLovesThrash And i have no problem believing that. I have studied social and computer science and am somewhat close to be smart in that area. But when it comes to other things i can be real stupid i guess. Smart isnt a generall thing to be. With that said i have no problem with your father beeing smart in areas he might have studied. But that doesnt change that i think believing is stupid :) Wasn't meant to be an insult.
@MrConredsX you cant say that mate, first of al you havent met all the people in the university. and it is chilish to say that all smart people are atheist. Even Einsten was a jew, so please do not talk foolishness, i just got my lawyer diploma and i m religious...
"It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." -Albert Einstein
Yet this quote belong to Einstein, you should read philosophy to understand your religion
@MrConredsX I think if you really found out that the Catholic church is not really Christian but pagan then you should look into real Christianity. Constantine changed it all and became the first Pope.. Ponifice Maximus first one... the trinity was his lie along with all the other additions he brought in.
I actually changed my religion few times, First I was buddhist cuz I was born in a buddhist country then I became christian, started believing in jesus and stuff then I tried muslim(:P I wouldn't try muslim so that was a lie) Now I'm not religious
You Graham don't need comparing your beliefs anymore. Just put yourself in Erasmus shoes. Your whole job in the subcect is like The Praise of Folly to me
I've watched this so many times that I almost know it by heart. It's such a brilliant piece that I cannot get tired of it. I'll be amazed if you can produce something to top it. Hey, but please try....and soon!
@igloo50 religion replaces what some people are naturally born with, a conscience. those born with it don't need religion, it's just detrimental to them. for sociopaths, it's useful to keep them in check, but it still doesn't justify the fallaciousness of it. most sociopaths keep themselves in check cos we have the law of the state standing in their way, and general social standards. as long as we;ve had state law, we've had religion ie. religion alone cannot govern and control.
@ohdoshutit that doesnt mean that non sociopaths cannot have religion, it's more than just an encouragement to be a good citizen/human being, it is also a reassurance, a guide, an explanation and just a celebration, you can't just say that religion is for the insane, because for one, not all insane people are religious, two, sociopaths certainly don't need it to replace a conscience, as they dont need one, three, you say that because a sociopath may be religious, thats all it's good for, that is
Thanks for this some, grey bloke. I love your work. And all due respec to Rabbi Schneider. In the context of circumcision, his name is perfect - means cutter.
lol ththat was a great one
zrocks2001 1 week ago
Love every last bit of it.
AodhanChance 3 weeks ago
im christian but I thought this was kind of hilarious, it's not my belief, but I thought that he used good sense of humor and ideas to put this together.
pigsbum53 1 month ago
david schneider!!
johanmandal 1 month ago
I LAUGHED SO HARD.
TheDragonSwordsman 1 month ago
Loved the deadpan rape joke. David Schneider is awesome!
Cupit29 3 months ago
Did anybody else notice "Fappytown" in the toolbar.
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@1:15, I am the 99%
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Is this a real rabbi who isn't in on it, or an actor?
every116 5 months ago 8
@every116 Search david schineider
TheEuroGamerz 4 months ago
Saves allot of time..lol And allot of hate is spread that way.
chrstilen5 5 months ago
The "rabbi's" mimics are hilarious, and almost believable... awesome!
twooffour 5 months ago
I lauged so hard at the end, the very end.
*Hint* The sound guy.
alZiiHardstylez 5 months ago
He seems worried he actually knows about some plot. I'm deeply concerned.
retardsos 5 months ago
frack that was hilarious, i might as well stick with the catholics roflmfao
retardsos 5 months ago
took me a second to register when he said "Might as well just stick with the Catholics" but when I got it I lolled IRL XD
Deeredman4 5 months ago
that was worth the 3 minute and 40 second setup
skoockum 6 months ago
hilarious ending
enzanblazer 7 months ago
A clip on...tape...no go bud. lol!
DecimusXAM 7 months ago
This cranks me up
pavelmdify 7 months ago
How the hell did you get Tony Hayers along for the ride?
Th1sWasATriumph 7 months ago
was that a REAL rabbi? :D
Citrus3000 7 months ago
"because of all the rape?" HAHAHA!!! that caught me off guard.
atheistnarutofan 7 months ago
Incredible! How could I miss you until today?
loachsoup 7 months ago
Absolutely beautiful. Subscribed.
bakemonoshi 7 months ago
I'm sorry you're having a bad day. Cheers.
JobaniElgrande 7 months ago
I think you guys are brilliant. I loved all three "Choosing My Religion". Only that the audio should be a bit higher (especially the first two episodes) and the British accent distracts from the message you're conveying. May I suggest, maybe, incorporating an American voice in addition to the Brit? Thanks for listening to my suggestion.
JobaniElgrande 7 months ago
@JobaniElgrande Does everything have to be in an American accent for you to understand it? Which American accent would you prefer? New York? Deep South? West Coast? Should SGB provide an Australian accent for all those watching in Australia? What about Ireland, South Africa, New Zealand..? The USA is not the only country in the world, try joining the international community for once.
blueinbrasil 7 months ago 27
@JobaniElgrande
Try the "Plinkett Reviews" - they've got a similarly low-pitched character talking in an American-ish accent.
The British one serves its purpose well here, and I have no idea why you think it "distracts" or they should "drop it". Seems like a stupid suggestion to me, and I'm pretty sure the author of this video didn't listen to it.
twooffour 5 months ago
I'm hoping this is at least partially a mockery of the stupidity of SUDDENLY changing your beliefs at the click of a finger?
diabl2master 7 months ago
You shouldnt believe everything you see on the internet.
I dont know about that, it saves a lot of time if you do.
rofl
meehalee21 7 months ago
hilarious.
Kakiharaswife 7 months ago
This is brilliant. Well done!
PenguinOfDestiny 8 months ago
I laughed so hard tears are running down my cheeks.
INTPTT 8 months ago
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is that a 'real' guy your talking to or is it all acted out?
mynameisbananaful 8 months ago
oh! because of all the rape!? HAHAHA
thirtyminuteslater 8 months ago
Oh Graham!
jovino 8 months ago
"Another thing i wanted to ask was... Monkey tennis?"
Benvoyevsky 8 months ago
OMG best punch line ever
siflrock 8 months ago
thats really funny
ethankegley 8 months ago
Great comedy and punch line.. it sneaks up on you... love it.
frnz444 9 months ago
lol. Nice video.
ThaFunkster100 9 months ago
This... Is brilliant.
ddemonicflame 9 months ago
Is that you playing as the rabbi? lol
ACEGAMER120 9 months ago
I cannot fathom religions lies. I dont understand how anyone can believe their cockamamy lies..................................it escapes me....
Toddler1962 9 months ago
"So... I would have to show my penis to a holy man? ..... I might as well stick with the Catholics." LOL!
plunderkitten 9 months ago
"Don't believe everything you read."
"Makes it a lot easier if you do."
"Might as well stick with the Catholics!"
Dude, these are some great lines you have here!
UnoRaza 9 months ago
Oh wow, that's David Schneider. comedy legend.
Snotlingfondler 9 months ago
It's the train engineer from Mission Impossible (who faints)!
Great videos by the way!
TheFreeThinkingMan 9 months ago
always nice to hear people denying a supernatural being... so how's that spontaneous generation theory of yours working out? oh wait, they got rid of that a long time ago. sorry.
creamyfilling102 9 months ago
@creamyfilling102 are you implying that those that don't believe in god are stupid? Or not because I didn't really understand your comment
Redtrooper2 9 months ago
"I have to show my penis to a holy man? I might as well stick with the Catholics."
LOL!
Brilliantly written ending.
Absolute GOLD.
anadus7 9 months ago 72
@anadus7 remember the joke when homer tells the end of star wars? you are homer
proyectodepeleador 2 months ago
One word for this ... Brilliant.
UncagedCardinal 9 months ago
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"because of all the rape"
Tears streamed down my face in laughter when he said that
YonDailyGossip 9 months ago
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YonDailyGossip 9 months ago
dude uncircumcised penises look like worms with turtlenecks. what girl can say she prefers turtleneck wieners? not meant to offend, but circumcision is a good thing when it comes to looks/sex
missXspencer1 9 months ago
@missXspencer1 That might be the stupidest thing ever typed or said. What can a girl say? Go do a little research; watch a video of the actual procedure and see if you can come up with something less vapid and deplorable.
Firebiird 9 months ago
@Firebiird not deplorable, lots of guys are circumcised. dnt get offended now, im just saying its a plus even because they are attractive. what does research have to do with that? and most ppl i know have it done when they are just born. pretty common
missXspencer1 9 months ago
@missXspencer1 Maybe think about it this way: what if someone cut off some of your genitalia at birth because someone thought it looked better? (Supposing you lived in parts of West Africa for example) This all being without your consent, or knowing, based on someone else thinking it 'looked better'. Honestly though, read through your original comment; what a mean thing to say, I'll even excuse your lack of knowledge on the subject, still, what a sad, shallow statement to make.
Firebiird 9 months ago
@Firebiird i never said i had a lack of knowledge on the subject. i know foreskin is pleasurable to men due to stimulation of the glans. i also know uncut dudes are more likely to get hiv (in some studies). i know of at least two religions where it is required and normal, and i know a whoooooole lotta guys who dnt remember even a pinch from the operation the day they were born. people get their belly buttons pushed in when they are young, without their knowledge or consent. stop getting offended
missXspencer1 9 months ago
Its that guy from silly hands type it in on YouTube!
skulzone 9 months ago
His head looks like a penis.
DSAhmed 9 months ago
that was pretty funny. just subscribed.
Kclaybond 9 months ago
Might as well just stick with the Catholics :') brilliant!
swsamwilson 9 months ago 2
@AlwaysDisagreeing HAHA.GOOD ONE. PROVE IT. LOL...
ago81andres 9 months ago
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@DharmaLogos Can you please remove this comment? It really ruins the punchline.
snwdotcom 9 months ago
Lmao Fappytown hahahaha
barricader6 9 months ago
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DerOrk 10 months ago
"Even the nazis know about it, and they are idiots". Hilarious! You, Sir, are a comical genius.
syndafloden 10 months ago 67
Lmfao, look at the tabs on the computer. "FappyTown". Hahaha
KroniKMidnite 10 months ago
how do magnets work?
alabalacr2 10 months ago
The biscuits aren't very nice - they should serve better refreshments!
plugh1 10 months ago
"THE WHOLE CONTROLING THE BANKS AND THE MEDIA WITH THE VIEW OF ENSLAVING THE POPULATION ASPECT OF JUDAISM." ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE.
ago81andres 11 months ago
@ago81andres whats it like on your howling wilderness of a planet?
NotAG4yName 10 months ago
@NotAG4yName HOWLING WILDERNESS? ARENT YOU FROM CANADA? ISNT THAT A COLD HOWLING WILDERNESS. I LIVE IN L.A.,ITS NICE AND WARM,HOW ABOUT YOU,EH? YOU NEED A CUP OF JOE,DONT YOU KNOW.
ago81andres 10 months ago
@ago81andres
Well, funny it is, cos it ain't real ;)
twooffour 10 months ago
@twooffour SORRY, THE ELITE THAT CONTROLS THE JEWS TO START WARS,CONTROL BANKS AND THE MEDIA TO ENSLAVE THE POPULATION.
ago81andres 10 months ago
@ago81andres
, IS NON-EXISTETN.
twooffour 10 months ago
@twooffour ONLY TO THE SHEEP. GO TO YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND LEARN ABOUT THE NEW WORLD ORDER.
ago81andres 10 months ago
@ago81andres Yes, everybody watch my video where I learn about the New World Order.
somegreybloke 10 months ago
@somegreybloke FUNNY VIDEO, I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE A SITCOM IN THE U.S. THE NEW WORLD ORDER WILL FUND IT. LOL....;)
ago81andres 10 months ago
@ago81andres
Ah.
twooffour 10 months ago
@ago81andres not really judaism tho just a small group f mostly jews, i luaghed myself to death when he said rfol
majinvi74 8 months ago
great! :)
pip9999 11 months ago
Did anyone also think that the rabi's nose looks a lot like Grayham's?
Brammow 11 months ago
Fappytown in his explorer bar? Lol. xD
JVIonsterr 11 months ago
Is David Schneider really a comedian?
jellybelly903 1 year ago
Hahaha, awesome. Circumcision, yet another one of God's funny jokes.
In his all-knowing and perfect nature, He decides to create his sons with foreskin... just to demand them to cut it off. Or else...
Talking about under rated comedians!
LiberacionIgualdad 1 year ago 2
SELLOTAPE:))))))
phillozoph50 1 year ago
"I don't now about that, its saves a lot of time if u do..!!!" I was rolling on the floor with that one... brilliant.
shrynakesavan 1 year ago
Ah brilliant. Obviously the great Mr Schneider knows talent when he sees it.
Hopefully we'll be seeing you on the telly soon!
comanchio1976 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha xD!!!!
PaulDaPsycho1 1 year ago
@DharmaLogos Hahahaaaaaa! That part was clever. Brilliant clip!
ThineStatus 1 year ago
The biscuits aren't very nice.
655treefrog 1 year ago
hahaha!
leonzchannelz 1 year ago
amazingly funny!!
mastermistakesix6six 1 year ago
i was circumcised when i was a child!..although im not religious..it was for health reasons
im actually pretty happy that i was i couldn't imagine having foreskin..PORN STAR DICK FTW!..
clovelywindheaven 1 year ago
@clovelywindheaven
how do you fap o.o
ZharLestin 1 year ago
@ZharLestin Fapping is actually a lot better when circumcised, just imagine your foreskin blocking out your cum shot, way to kill an orgasm...
fize4ever 1 year ago
@fize4ever have you ever jerked it without being circumcised? i also heard that its less sensitive if you get a circumcision
MeYouDisgust 1 year ago
@clovelywindheaven
health reasons ? what, do you live in somalia or something ?
oh right, no health insurance in america >w>
ZharLestin 1 year ago
@ZharLestin what are you blabbering about silly fool...america no health insurance...idiot..tbh i don't care what the specifics were..my penis works just fine..stop trolling tool...don't waste ur time replying i don't care..k thx bye
clovelywindheaven 1 year ago
@clovelywindheaven
sorry if I offended you :3
ZharLestin 1 year ago
Smell my cheese!
foxyfaefife 1 year ago
I laughed so much it hurt when he was talking about the biscuits
wilhelmcooning 1 year ago
Hahaahah Fappytown
Zallomallo0 1 year ago
Did anyone else notice he had a page called "Fappytown" open? lol
AlphaFoxtrot7790 1 year ago
Another superb production, absolutely marvelous
Gorguruga 1 year ago
OH SNAP!!!!!
omaraty009 1 year ago
Give me another series you shit
matthew1337 1 year ago 2
omg I lol'd so hard when i saw "Fappytown" at the bottom of his screen.
shpadoikley 1 year ago
Ow I haven't laughed for quite a while like this, the ending is hilarious.. ; )
BeortheMad 1 year ago
i've been born in catholic country(Poland) and im atheist, andall people i met at university are atheist, so it look like the more you are educated the high chance that you stop believing in any supernatural being
MrConredsX 1 year ago 9
@MrConredsX lol I agree
shpadoikley 1 year ago
@MrConredsX Not necessarily. Most people who are Philosophically inclined are some of the smartest people, and most of them acknowledge some diety or higher power. And these are also people who don't always rely on science, but rather on reason and logic. The reason many educated people don't believe in a god is because they think they have the answers, and they don't need to find one in a higher being. It's not the education; it's overconfidence
MrCatalystic 9 months ago
@MrCatalystic
"The reason many educated people don't believe in a god is becuase they think they have the answers, and they don't need to find one in a higher being. It's not the education; it's overconfidence"
Do you have any evidence in favour of this hugely offensive claim?
Mattyb88ful 9 months ago
@Mattyb88ful Well, I could pull some personal examples out of my life, but they would mean nothing since you don't know the people. And it's not offensive; it's human nature. Everyone is prone to it. Can you honestly tell me there was no point in your life where you took something to be the absolute truth, then later found out that you were dead wrong? This is the same thing; only these educated people, being smarter, tend to make larger mistakes
MrCatalystic 9 months ago
@MrConredsX No it is what you believe, my dad is one of the smartest men I know and he is a Christian, he believes that there must've been a creator, are you saying that he is uneducated?
PhilLovesThrash 9 months ago
@PhilLovesThrash
Learn to read, stupid
Flacksh0t 9 months ago
@Flacksh0t I did read. Just to clear things up, I am an athiest, I am just saying that not all religious people are uneducated, Stephen Hawking's believes in a creator and he is considered to be one of the smartest men on this earth.
PhilLovesThrash 9 months ago
@PhilLovesThrash Oh boy. No he doesnt. And now i say your father needs some help with his childhood indoctrinations still in his mind. ^^
baronsengir187 9 months ago
@baronsengir187 How about, you stop insulting my dad for his beliefs you fuck? I am not forcing anybodies beliefs on anybody, while I am an athiest, athiests are the worsts for forcing their beliefs on creationists...
PhilLovesThrash 9 months ago
@PhilLovesThrash I am not forcing my belief on anybody. But if i think somebody is or acts stupid i will say so.
Same right for you. So no. I didnt even insulted him. I just said he is stupid if he believes it. Beeing stupid is no insult. Its not even a bad thing to be. Stupid people are happier in general.
baronsengir187 9 months ago
@baronsengir187 My dad is not stupid though, he is very wise actually...
PhilLovesThrash 9 months ago
@PhilLovesThrash And that is totally fine with me :) Wise is something completly different then smart. Wisdom is something you get through experience and that is most of the time a very good and very helpful thing. I tend to listen to people with experience in areas i certainly lack. So dont be upset :) Not many people are really smart. And thats no shame. I am not either.
baronsengir187 9 months ago
@baronsengir187 My dad didn't want to conform with society at all in school, he completely fucked up his school life, his wisdom has led to him educating himself, believe me, he is really smart due to 20 years of self education.
PhilLovesThrash 9 months ago
@PhilLovesThrash And i have no problem believing that. I have studied social and computer science and am somewhat close to be smart in that area. But when it comes to other things i can be real stupid i guess. Smart isnt a generall thing to be. With that said i have no problem with your father beeing smart in areas he might have studied. But that doesnt change that i think believing is stupid :) Wasn't meant to be an insult.
baronsengir187 9 months ago
@PhilLovesThrash Err, he does? Because i read one of his books, that discusses exactly that and he didn't seem to like that idea too much.
Hyeesa 9 months ago
@PhilLovesThrash Pretty sure you're wrong about Stephen Hawking's beliefs there.
Frottjeif 9 months ago
@Frottjeif Well I am wrong, kind of. He was a creationist, but his views changed since he is confident in his quantum theory.
PhilLovesThrash 9 months ago
@MrConredsX That happend to me in reverse.
CyberNeonChrist 9 months ago
@MrConredsX you cant say that mate, first of al you havent met all the people in the university. and it is chilish to say that all smart people are atheist. Even Einsten was a jew, so please do not talk foolishness, i just got my lawyer diploma and i m religious...
YNeedPeopleLikeMe 9 months ago
@YNeedPeopleLikeMe
"It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." -Albert Einstein
Yet this quote belong to Einstein, you should read philosophy to understand your religion
MrConredsX 9 months ago
@MrConredsX I think if you really found out that the Catholic church is not really Christian but pagan then you should look into real Christianity. Constantine changed it all and became the first Pope.. Ponifice Maximus first one... the trinity was his lie along with all the other additions he brought in.
frnz444 9 months ago
I actually changed my religion few times, First I was buddhist cuz I was born in a buddhist country then I became christian, started believing in jesus and stuff then I tried muslim(:P I wouldn't try muslim so that was a lie) Now I'm not religious
S1NGL34ss4ss1N 1 year ago
Genius!
CillBinton 1 year ago
Sellotape...f*ckin hilarious!
prestwickfella 1 year ago
Maybe we should do a job together - and I DON'T mean a bank job !
WorldConquerorsEOI 1 year ago
can't believe i missed this one lmaoooooo!!
2593Multi 1 year ago
Best line ever...
so I would have to show my penis to a holy man..
yes...
I might as well stick with the Catholics (hahahahahahahaha...LOL...)
rkan10 1 year ago 2
Hey bloke! We want you back posting videos of you. Soon.
Sincerely
Aswarp 1 year ago
@Aswarp I know, I know, and I regret the lack of videos. Just been really busy lately.
somegreybloke 1 year ago
omgosh i just died of laughter.
AlexanderaCherie 1 year ago
That rabbi has the most stereotypic Jew look that I have ever seen!
D3w10n 1 year ago
lol
scotthorlbeck 1 year ago
mmm.... (pause).. does someone actually check?.. ;DDD that's was awesome
nedenstation 1 year ago
love all your videos ... i just hope you keep making them as I haven't seen a new one i a while.
Greetings from Romania
sergiuoxigen 1 year ago
You Graham don't need comparing your beliefs anymore. Just put yourself in Erasmus shoes. Your whole job in the subcect is like The Praise of Folly to me
Greetings from Poland
07704522141 1 year ago
"Oh! Oh, is it supposed to be a secret?"
- bwhahahahaha! :')
Shqiptare010 1 year ago
I've watched this so many times that I almost know it by heart. It's such a brilliant piece that I cannot get tired of it. I'll be amazed if you can produce something to top it. Hey, but please try....and soon!
Vasudha8 1 year ago
'I might as well stick with the Catholics' - HAHAHA
1n354a 1 year ago
David Schneider is a really under rated comedian.
skb1994 1 year ago 42
@skb1994 Never heard of him who is he?
Martcapt 11 months ago
@Martcapt David Schneider is an English actor and comedian. He is also the rabbi in this video.
skb1994 11 months ago
Fappytown! lmao
KraftTV 1 year ago
You're the best discovery since Adam and Eve f'cked up.
Vasudha8 1 year ago
Wow! You got David Schneider?! Nice!
Cupit29 1 year ago
religion is for sociopaths. end of. if you are not a sociopath and still believe in religion. wake up! it's not designed for you!
ohdoshutit 1 year ago
@ohdoshutit do you even understand what sociopath means?
igloo50 1 year ago
@igloo50 yes. thanks. more importantly, do you?
ohdoshutit 1 year ago
@ohdoshutit "religion is for sociopaths" Can you please explain what the hell you are talking about?
igloo50 1 year ago
@igloo50 religion replaces what some people are naturally born with, a conscience. those born with it don't need religion, it's just detrimental to them. for sociopaths, it's useful to keep them in check, but it still doesn't justify the fallaciousness of it. most sociopaths keep themselves in check cos we have the law of the state standing in their way, and general social standards. as long as we;ve had state law, we've had religion ie. religion alone cannot govern and control.
ohdoshutit 1 year ago
@ohdoshutit (cont) and add to that the fact that the metaphysical facets are unprovable, religion hasn't got a leg to stand on.
ohdoshutit 1 year ago
@ohdoshutit that doesnt mean that non sociopaths cannot have religion, it's more than just an encouragement to be a good citizen/human being, it is also a reassurance, a guide, an explanation and just a celebration, you can't just say that religion is for the insane, because for one, not all insane people are religious, two, sociopaths certainly don't need it to replace a conscience, as they dont need one, three, you say that because a sociopath may be religious, thats all it's good for, that is
igloo50 1 year ago
@ohdoshutit not true, as I stated before, that is like saying, if a dying man drinks water, then water must surely only be for the dying
igloo50 1 year ago
I'm not sure who has the bigger nose!
pgjr00 1 year ago
"I might as well stay with the catholics"
Epic :'D
RioGiovanni 1 year ago
ROFL
'Celotape'?
vidfreakk 1 year ago
Thanks for this some, grey bloke. I love your work. And all due respec to Rabbi Schneider. In the context of circumcision, his name is perfect - means cutter.
peterinfrankfurt 1 year ago
Good, old Graham ;-)
Sonjaczek 1 year ago
You are so full of win!
Straboyz 1 year ago
isn't david schnieder the one who was in he omid djalili film "the infadel"
thefraggenator 1 year ago