USA vs. Europe

[knoodlewoodle]

WTF !!!!

[Octagonapus97]

May I say that this animation sucks in multiple ways?

And, before you retort, yes, I could do better. Maybe I'll make my own video.

[KvaSSification]

Why American is more thin than Europian ?

[SwEXbE]

@KvaSSification Correction:

Why is the european fatter then the American?

[MSdawidPL]

I will give not+ because you are a German fucking

[francoverona61]

che stupido video!

[DrAlexandrius]

ahahaha this shit is so fucking stupid i laughed my ass off

[jets2120]

Gay

[john22131]

I would have liked this better if this was pivot... even go-animate would be better that this paint dragon-drop shit

[MrBoogerhook]

I bet your financial market crashes first! HAHAHAHA

[Agvesia]

Only liked, because Europe has won.

[limsniff]

hahaha how stupid

[jb10626]

someone has mad ms paint skills!

[TheUareCRAZY]

Che cazzatta ... Yo adoro L'AMERICA ... é un paese bellissimo con todos le star e le Cittá ...

[omlas6]

how is europe fatter then america ??

[whyeff21]

@omlas6 Because of the Brits

[ahotbanana]

How the hell did I get to this video from Trololo?

[LRnotG]

hahhah

[plainlake]

Trolls trolling trolls

[cookiemonster9052]

*facepalm*, not only to the video, but to the entire fucking comments section. All of you act like you're three years old.

[nostalgiamelancolia1]

I feel Europe is jealous of America.

[groterichard]

@nostalgiamelancolia1 sure we are on there health care and stuf :O

[jayc342009]

@nostalgiamelancolia1 The EU economy is stronger than the US's. The EU's military and technology is greater than the US's. Most of the inventions we use today were invented in the EU. How is the EU jealous of america? Please explain.

[WhiteSkadiStorm]

@nostalgiamelancolia1 yeah we are jelous of a country without history and culture like yours.

[nb45001]

@nostalgiamelancolia1 I think its the other way round

[nelsoncarmo26]

What a fucking mongoloid, he must be a paki. otherwise why would you try to cause conflict between europe and america? Everyone ignore this shit, this is some retard's work and he doesn't speak in behalf of europeans. Lets all flag this shit out of youtube.

[USAownsEVERYTHING]

AMERICA OWNS

[nb45001]

@USAownsEVERYTHING your mother ownes with her big fanny

[USAownsEVERYTHING]

@nb45001 MY COCK OWNS YOUR MOUTH FAGGOT

[nb45001]

@USAownsEVERYTHING My cock owns your mothers mouth,fanny and arse.You suck ronald mcdonalds cock

[USAownsEVERYTHING]

@nb45001

YOU SUCK AT TROLLING LITTLE GIRL. AMERICA OWNS YOUR PATHETIC COUNTRY. LMAO GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BLOW.

[nb45001]

@USAownsEVERYTHING My knob owns your mother.you suck chinas cock.if it wasnt for china right now america would be fucked.just like your mother.china is giving you all the money so theres no point saying you would beat them in a war.fuck you queer boy

[IllyriPower]

In America people have 4 official languages !

Spanish , English , Portuguese and French ;)

EUROPE RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZ !

[fackcg]

@IllyriPower We got thousands of native american languages, idiot.

[IllyriPower]

@fackcg nobody gives a shit about them monkey

[qjzmf0946]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha

[EvilChibiful]

Is it really that serious ppl?.....Can't we all just leave eachother alone???...

[Cappuccin0Girl]

D'you know what's so funny about this? It's the fact that in every single comment you see someone inulting someone else over a stupid video that has the BANANA PHONE SONG IN IT, W-T-F?!

[IAmMrGreat]

What a retard who made this... The fucking douche gives a bad reputation to europe...

[InukedCanada]

Bush is down, millions of troops and civilian militia to go.

[johnnythekid73]

why are so much languages in europe??

- because the german dont won the word war 1 - 2 :D

[zzerDrezz]

@johnnythekid73 yeah, soviet union won. And still no russian in european countries.

[xXxdaguitarfreakxXx]

alright, first europeans call us fat, now they think they can beat us up? yeah good luck with that...

[mrbing993]

I want my 35 seconds back!

[cristitoma106]

stupid. im ashamed to be an european. i want to be an american.

[csy6432]

How could this be a recommended video??

[schranztech]

802 americunts dissed this xD

[beni1645]

OWNED!!!!!! :)

[24Simon95]

@TheStoryIsOver right but just because of war and we all know that! and i personally think fuck the politics cause they are dragging their people down. You have to to look at every person it self! the government tells what kind of human you are and i think its bullshit!

[T0xikZ]

this is the most stupid thing i`ve ever seen in my fucking life

[ScotsmanTillDeath]

@T0xikZ So is your grammar.

[avamposto]

@T0xikZ LOOOL

[flipsyde1210]

@T0xikZ

What, when people make things with Paint or something that means you have to be a potato from the fields?

[TervelBG]

awesome child 96, 1 average european is much intelligent that 1 american... There are many statistics about this, so there is no need to argue about this, also americans are religious so.... What can I say, you deside who are more intelligent...

[DrManhattan187]

@TervelBG WtNHuqHWefU

[cookiemonster9052]

@TervelBG You can't say "Who is more intelligent". Everybody is different and have their own level of intelligence, no matter what nationality. For instance, one could absolutely suck at math, but is very good in English. Statistics? Really? Until I see every Europeans' IQ level on the "Statistics", then statistics are retarded and inaccurate.

[Awesomechild96]

Is that how Europeans express themselves? So damn intelligent.

[TubeBillionaire]

ofcourse a german made this

[MrGordijn]

kids will bi kids!!!

from euro !

[evilmamaluigi]

It's like down syndrome was converted into a wmv format

[tehatemachine]

Europeans have the most advanced film animation on the planet, This is just a clear small example. 

[Deryoa]

Yeah vive la france! And Europe is better cuz they are united. (i'm canadian)

[nicerQ]

Americans are superior? HA-HA. Biggest joke in history.

[Romeu021]

I feel so retarded to laugh at this.

[ofri75]

Most people would agree that Americans are superior in almost every aspect .Europeans are so weak, they couldnt even fight properly, and needed the Americans to liberate them from the nazis in WW2. In addition, most of the world tries to immitate the American culture, that is an inspiration to the whole world. American culture, technology, high-tech, movies, music, economy, currency and medicine are leading comparing to all other countries

[hypnotiq171]

@ofri75 currrency????? high tech??? europe has far more better hightech than america. economy?? the 2006 american recession helped europe desotry its economy now. music???? england created real music. MEDICINE LOLLL????? medicine is free in england, france.american culture?? u have no culture except for fast food and baseball

[ofri75]

@hypnotiq171 - LOL - I think you're just jealous... High-tech in USA is far better than in Europe, and cannot even be compared. Medicine - USA , especially Chicago is the capital of the Medical studies and research. Europeans (including English) immitate American culture all the time...

[hypnotiq171]

@ofri75 lolllll culture in eastern europe, and wastern has way more morality than american culture. treating women like shit like if your a muslim. i went to most countries in europe and to some statesin america. and in comparison . actually france has the best medical economy in the world plus there education is free.england immitating america?!? i went to england and england is different from the rest of the whole world. how can you say its immitating english america

[FateDeceiver]

@hypnotiq171 Sorry sir, your words could speak the truth if you were using them properly, LEARN TO FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH

[hypnotiq171]

@FateDeceiver sorry my mother tongue is french. and be a little respectful with people speaking other languages. theirs not only english in the world. did you know that? 

[BeepimajeepBeep]

@hypnotiq171 Cool story bro

[MLGpro4xShot]

@hypnotiq171 fuck you you bitch muslims are the best

[hypnotiq171]

@MLGpro4xShot you must be crazy. their the best? go look up more information about islam in saudi arabia. and yemen and iran. and how 17000+ muslim terrorist attacks happend across the world after 9\11. trust me. hear my word

[mrivesn]

@hypnotiq171 dick head england created america

[hypnotiq171]

@mrivesn duhhhhhhhh. if your gunna try and find ways to talk shit, then be my guest. no shit, england created america , but england isnt the same as america these days, yes they speak english , but american culture is not going to the pub everyday after work and get drunk. fuck all america was back in those days were english puritans, english aristocratics who hated black people and most of them were hicks who came from north of england and south of scotland.

[IllyriPower]

@hypnotiq171 i agree ! America was discovered by Europeans and we made America

the white people of America are EUROPEANS !!

EUROPE IS THE CENTER OF CIVILIZATION , CULTURE , HISTORY !

EUROPE IS EUROPE ! THE BEST CONTINENT IN THE WORLD !

[MacGyver920]

@hypnotiq171 Did you go to Norway? Norwegians are more simular to Americans than you might think, and in easter Europe, people are Slavic and look different and act different. In Norway, they don't. They're like Americans in quite a lot of ways.

[hypnotiq171]

@MacGyver920 well i went to russia and latvia . trust me culture is veryy different in a million different ways. nah i didnt go to norway id like to though. would be interesting

[MacGyver920]

@hypnotiq171 I know! Norway has also got different culture, but people don't seem to care, and just do normal things.

[brickfilmpro]

@hypnotiq171 Yeah, France, England and the Northern countries are the best countries in the world in my opinion

[TheYavorpenchev]

@ofri75 you have no idea what you're talking about,boy.europe is a force of over 30 countries;the usa are nowhere near us.you have NO culture;france,england,germany­-that's where the roots of your cameras and iPhones came from;you see,in the end,you're just followers of european society as a whole;EUROPE is where you come from,don't forget that

[ofri75]

@TheYavorpenchev - I have an idea. I lived in three different countries (I bet you NEVER lived in the USA) USA, Austria, and Israel -I can compare. EU doesnt have the strength, power, influence, or even economy that the USA has.

American culture is superior, and that is why Europeans, as the rest of the world, are trying to immitate it constantly.

Every month, thousands of Europeans apply to get a US citizenship, and proove that you are wrong :)

PS - I dont come from Europe.. thank god!

[TheYavorpenchev]

@ofri75 the first american settlers came from europe;that means that american citizens are the grandchildren of european citizens;

[T0xikZ]

i am bulgarian and that was sooooo stupid

[Wildrazor09]

WASTET TIME

[TheNikd2]

That was stupid!

[blackassasin175]

may i ask u a question..who beat britans ass in rev war.whosaved britan from german rule.who saved france from germany who saved norway from germany d-day! and who saved poland from germany and who defeated germany in ww2............. usa stupid

[DeathOrDarkness]

@blackassasin175 Now if only the Americans could learn to speak English

[1997seanmac]

@blackassasin175 and i care y that was 60years ago we are richer and better now then ye will ever be

[ksa1za7ef]

???

[SSBBify]

This proves that WE SHOULDNT COMPARE seriously we all need to CALM DOWN we are all EQUALLY MADE. WE ALL CAME OUT OF THE SAME KIND OF HOLE.

[McSmoley1027]

Uuuuuuuuhhhhh...

[vloepkleedje]

Fucking random:P

[DESPlERRE]

What is the German flag doing next to the European? Again once a nazi always a nazi.

[druide106]

@DESPlERRE what? sounds like Again once a brainless yankie always a brainless yankie.

[DESPlERRE]

@druide106 shut it bitch

[druide106]

@DESPlERRE yeah, show us the poor american edcucation XD

[RuffyLiebtNami]

@DESPlERRE lol show me how clueless you really are !

[DESPlERRE]

@RuffyLiebtNami sHUT THE FUCK UP AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YOU NAZI CUNT. GO LISTEN TO KATE PERRY GO, YOU ARTIFICIAL PIECE OF SHIT, WHO NEEDS OTHERS TO SHOW YOU HOW TO THINK.

[1997seanmac]

@DESPlERRE lol ur suposed to put the firist letter in capital and the rest lower case not the other way around god i knw that stuff b4 i went to school!! and he need to think 4 himself hemmm??

[DESPlERRE]

@1997seanmac Oh really?? You are so smart!! If you wanna get technical asshole then its not ur, its You're you fuckin dumb ass, oh and "he need to think" what the fuck is that you primitive piece of shit. You know what you need? To stop sucking his dick and mind your own business you pussy ass bitch. Seanmac? You should call your self semeninneck you irish cunt. Go have drink.

[1997seanmac]

@DESPlERRE lol if u havent found out that is txt laungage! it this thing called sms on a mobile or cellphone but i wouldnt expect u to under stand! :) lol that is wat u wish ur parents called u isnt it? and go have drink?? it go have a drink and u knw wat i think i might! :) lotsa vodka nom nom european vodka! :)

[DESPlERRE]

@1997seanmac well exactly. do you think me starting a sentence with a lower case was on purpose dumbass?!??! I mean really is the the best you can pick on. Yeah go have a drink and watch your country collapse.

[1997seanmac]

@DESPlERRE haha u are so retarded 2 the's? and am i think i would notice if i had it all in capitals and i dont care if my country collapses it wouldnt bother me!

[wrightede]

Shit .. sorry

[expllo55]

I think that everyone is forgetting that the us bailed Europe out twice in wars and Rebuilt most of Europe after world war 2 and protected Europe of Russia for the rest of the century and we still do today.

[xMvPVideos]

@expllo55 america joined both wars when britian started to win them and russia isn't communist anymore.

[Gamers20100]

@expllo55 america "bailing out" europe was only in americas own self interest america was the only one who benifited from ww2 by SELLING europe goods (they didnt give the goods to europe, we have recently stopped paying off our debts to ameica) western europe didnt have a problem with communist russia, it was the americans that had a problem with russia not us europeans, and we dont need protecting from russia now as they are not our ememy

[neubtuber]

True.

[andrewzzz777]

Google it bitch. Simple right?

[Uygur102]

Should I give a thumbs up, because it's funny on a failing and strange way or should i give a thumbs down because the vid is garbage and shit?

[Tuck213]

@Uygur102 Neither.

[welderman9429380]

Bush is not USA

[ilikeycoloralot]

GTFO EUROFAGS

[ClTIZEN]

why is the european fatter than the american

[UniversalStudioAlsac]

@ClTIZEN

Because he's german ;)



[cottoncandybitches]

@UniversalStudioAlsac Then he should be thinner o.O.. Americans are the fattest country (Fact)

[andrewzzz777]

@cottoncandybitches You're a dumbass (Fact)

[cottoncandybitches]

@andrewzzz777 You are the dumbass. America is the fattest country in the world

[UniversalStudioAlsac]

@cottoncandybitches

It was a joke.

[MaddaChick07]

666 dislikes o.o

[PanicPagoda]

I love that this video is debate-sparking enough to merit over 2,000 comments.

[fjollornaz]

yay europe! lol

[MinecraftTR]

I Think Only... WTF??

Paint Noob :D

[CroatianExTc]

ROFL

[94Jannis]

GERMANY!!!

DEUTSCHLAAAND

[obenrob]

THE COUNTRY THAT BROUGTH US 2 WORLD WARS WON!!!

[treejoe4]

@obenrob

Are you actually retarded? WW1 was not Germany, and WW11 was by the Nazis, they took over Germany.

[heavy383]

@treejoe4 ok first off LMAO ww1 was with germany and austria hungary etc... and ww2 was against the nazis who were GERMAN, where do u think they were from germany adolf hitler was german, nazis were german, jesus..

[1379gerardo]

@heavy383 first of all ww1 wasnt started by germany but rather austria hungary. germany became involved because it was an ally of austria hungary, ww2 was caused by germany thats true but one more thing hitler was austrian NOT GERMAN. nazism started in germany but they were of all nationalities just so you know.

[heavy383]

@1379gerardo didnt say it was caused by germany i said it was with germany and austria hungary after archduke ferdinand was assassinated, and yes i know hitler was austrian but that guy was too dumb to get technical i had to keep it simple, and yeah but they were mainly germans the others only did it because thay had to.

[1379gerardo]

@heavy383 they didn't HAVE to. The SS foreign legions were volunteers at most. maybe some were forced but they were a minority.

[heavy383]

@1379gerardo but the majority of nazis were german you cant deny that or austrians also.

[1379gerardo]

@heavy383 no one said they weren't.

[heavy383]

@1379gerardo well u said they were of all nationalities which is true but im just clarifying that they were mostly germans or austrians.

[kilkun]

@heavy383 Adolf Hitler was born Austrian.

[VinceNF1488]

@kilkun Austrians are ethnic Germans, so thus Hitler was an ethnic German born in the Austria-Hungary Empire, his nationality was Austrian until 1925 when he declared himself stateless, pre-1945 all Austrians considered themselves Germans and would have probably took offense if you said they wasn't German it's after Nazism and WW2 that the Austrians have now decided to develop a distinct identity from German.

[heavy383]

@kilkun yeah i know i meant he was active in germany in politics and whatnot not that he was born there.

[obenrob]

@treejoe4 it was still most germans who wanted the nazi party. Oh and WW11?! we are not so far, yet, luckily.

[94Jannis]

@obenrob the first ww began with austria and hungary. austria was under protectorate of germany, so germany had to help austria. the same was with hungary and russia.

the mayor of germany did not want the war because he was the only one who send letters to all leaders of the involved countrys to make freedom. so the first ww is not the fault of germany.

The 2. ww was the fault of germans, you are right. but many people forget that for example 600.000 people of poland joined the SS etc.

[94Jannis]

@obenrob also the germans were not the badest in history. If you see the the French or the Englander. They killed also millions of people (in africa, in america, in china and so on)

[obenrob]

@94Jannis i now i now. I am just pissed of germany because i has to learn german in school and it is the worst subject i have ever had

[94Jannis]

@obenrob haha there you are very right ;)

but we at school have also to lears english, frensh and sometimes spain and thats also evry hard...why have you to learn german?

[obenrob]

@94Jannis in Denmark you have to learn either frence or german and i heard that german was easiest

[tanczosandras]

638 fat americans with single digit IQs.

[cesareque92]

both are the same shit

[paintboxes]

So European kindergarten students can make animations with Ms Paint?

[Horrorlord1]

@paintboxes Yes, We are this talented even when we are just 3-5

[9H0A0L0]

the most saddest of the most saddests

[NewYorkRush]

@KKKSuperFan

haha, hell, even Americans don't know anything about themselves.

[darbeyatch]

@NewYorkRush this video is overwhelming me with ignorance and retardation

[NewYorkRush]

@darbeyatch

Eum? What? That reaction was in no way a feedback to what I was saying...

[dilbertanas]

bloody brainless animation what is the message, hello from EUROPE..the cartoon is bloody nonsence

[europapatriot]

WTF?

[ERASER1091988]

Banana phone FTW

[ERASER1091988]

And the award for the most retarded video on Youtube goes to...

[eiffelTowerMan]

@ERASER1091988 Justin Bieber Baby

[nb45001]

@ERASER1091988 epic rap battles of history god vs satan.

[kingPln89]

Hahaha. the vid is so stupid. lol

[JuicySupplyProfessor]

i mgoign to go in my kitchen and stab my eye with a fork for 20 minutes.. AFK

[youlovelamp]

What's even funnier than the video is that people can't just watch it and laugh at how shitty the guy made it on purpose. I guess it doesn't take much to stir up that old reptilian part of our brain and the tribalism that comes with it.

[youlovelamp]

What's even funnier than the video is that people can't just watch it and laugh at how shitty the guy made it on purpose. I guess it doesn't take much to stir up that old reptilian part of our brain and the tribalism that comes with it.

[youlovelamp]

You guys can't just watch the video and laugh. I guess it doesn't take much to stir up that old reptilian brain and the tribalism that comes with it.

[chairde]

I invite you all to come to New York City to enjoy the clubs and nightlife. Then fly down to Miami to dance in the streets with the Cuban girls. Hop over to Hollywood and see how movies are made in the California sun. Fly to Hawaii and surf to the pristine beachs lined in palm trees. Then you can have an educated opinion of Americans.