Tales of Vesperia - Barbatos' Mystic Arte: No Items Ever!

[DeathBytheDagger]

He made regret using that Apple Gel lol.

[jb08045]

Smash players would love this guy

[SirCourageWolfEsq]

Competitive smash player much? :b

[Nautalus]

Probably the smartest, and most aware boss in game history. In other appearances he has this hatred of players using items, but he also appeared if players Auto-farmed for too long, and had another special move that killed players instantly if they fought him on Simple difficulty.

He just doesn't like players. You fight him on HIS terms.

[Enlightenedopinion92]

"Welcome back to the debate. Our next question goes to Barbatos. Mr. Barbatos, what is your opinion of birth control?"

"NO...ITEMS...EEEVVVEEERRR!!!

[D34th4rr0w]

Imana pound yaa!

[supersmashman90]

NO FAT CHICKS EVAR!!!!!!!!!.....Damn right!

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

"No Items Ever" would make a hilarious M:TG card.

[DivineFlame100]

It would be hilarious if Barbatos where an assist trophy in Brawl:

Mario uses assist trophy: Barbatos appears. Fox tries to grab a sniper scope: Barbatos: NO ITEMS EVEEEERRR!!! *Fox is KO'd* Pikachu tries to grab a Poke Ball: Barbatos: NO ITEMS EVEEEERRR!!! *Pikachu is KO'd* Link tries to grab a heart container: *well you get the idea*.

That would have been the most funny thing to happen in Brawl.

[BunnyTheSwordsman]

@DivineFlame100 But wouldn't that also be a paradox? The Assist Trophy is also an item. So, to recify that, Mario would have to get KO'd too.

[DivineFlame100]

@BunnyTheSwordsman Curse you video game logic! There's always a catch. I guess your right about that. *sigh*

[ace94d]

@BunnyTheSwordsman Well, as long as you don't pick up any items...

Since he didn't see you nab the Assist Trophy, since it summoned him.

[yevonator88]

Grocery stores generally have an express checkout line for 7 items or less...they had to make a new checkout just for Barbatos.

[Kyojen]

Barbatos countered me when I used an item... but I ate some oranges so it was k

[NeoDanomaru]

What makes me angry about this MA is that you can't even use Magic lens on him for the first time without him doing that!!!

[5DisAsterz]

Yuri: idc if I can't use items I'll use them anyway jerk

Barbatos: NO WON'T LET YOU! (a cookie to anyone who gets that)

[MrMcMageMuffin]

I was playing an online game before watching this video, I click in said video immediately after using an item, and I get an error message on both the game and the YouTube video..... I think Barbatos 'No Items Evaaaaaaaaaaaaaar' ed my computer. XD

[CressAlwein]

Items made 3 accounts

[CressAlwein]

As we all should know. Barbatos had a "not so fun" experience with items when he was a kid. Let's go easy with him. K?

[KitsuKitsuKitsu]

Man, it must be a real pain to have sex with this guy.

Girl: Let's have sex!

Barbatos: ok.

Girl: Condom?

Barbatos: NO!!! ITEMS!!!!! EVEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[REDDOVE2700]

I HAVE FOUND YYYYOOOUUU

[REDDOVE2700]

I HAVE FOUND YYYYOOOUUU

[Katsukid78]

Someone must make a Sparta Remix of No Items Ever

[kingboooo22]

Items must have raped him

[chrisredfield430]

Barbatos mystic arte No items Ever he just grab the enemy neck toss him on the ground and Stomp then He upper cuts the enemy on the air

his Mystic arte is Similar to Rita`s raging Drive Over Limit Lv1

[AsbelLhants]

Yuri is still standing when he grabs him ._.

[Kosemyt]

3 people used item during barbarto's boss fight

[doutchebags]

@Kosemyt press the number that's also the amount of dislikes lol...

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

NO ITEMS! FOX ONLY!

[HayLinLa]

I liked the part where he said "No Items Ever!"

[Onlymaybe7]

Yeah I was playing the PS3 version and I notice he hit you with a mystic arte everytime you use an item. Hecka cheating.

[BaronOfBacon]

Barbatos is the smartest RPG boss ever. He doesn't let the heroes use items :D

[TheDevilDeVille]

@BaronOfBacon well they do get to use the item....he just kinda...takes away all the benifits D:

[yevonator88]

Doctor: Well Barbatos, your blood tests are back and it seems you are suffering from chronic hypertension. So I will be prescribing you some medicine that you should take once a day wit...

Barbatos: NO ITEMS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonic26000]

This is even funnier with that whole "1911" button on the video XD

[BlazorEdgeAbyssion]

Its Seriously Overkill If U Keep Pressing 7

[BlazorEdgeAbyssion]

"Barbatos May I Use Your Axe Plea-"

Barbatos:"NOOO!MY WEAPON IS ITEM!!! WAIT A MINITUTE WTF?!?!?"

[deviltetsuo555]

this guy is one of the cheepist bosses ever no matter which tales game he's in

[DarkvindFromIllier]

I have this feeling that he might slightly dislike the using of items.

[lonerboy18]

@DarkvindFromIllier Does his mystic arte really say that?

[Doomed100]

Solomos' no items ever blast caliber in tales of Graces F is about 20x stronger xD

[SilentBoy2144]

the 2 dislikes r probably noobs that dont want to lose to barbatos, used items and got pwned by his Mystic Arte

[WhiteLycanXII]

*breaks out the popcorn to watch this*

[MirroRMimi]

Just like someone said in another video, Barbatos is definetely the smartest videogame boss ever. Just think about it. Every single boss loses because characters use items to recover their HP, while bosses can't. That's the only reason they always lose :D

[Rezkeshdadesh]

@MirroRMimi Except the Elite Four in Pokemon. They use items more often than the player does.

[HardlyAstounding]

I lol'd.

[HisuroKun]

This MUST be done on Mega64, or I'll cry.

[adikkuchan]

IF he retires and works in an item shop.........he will have mental problems. :P

[noob1n8or]

WHY is this so freaking hillarious? my favorite part is when he says EEVEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AzureDarkGod]

So whenever we use an item, he goes into Mystic Arte?! O_o What a troll!

[TailsPrower007]

This is my favorite Mystic Arte forever now. After I watched this, I totally imitated him. xD

[Metroid4ever]

Did he say, "I'm gonna bang you!" or "I'm in a bad mood!"?

[AzureDarkGod]

@Metroid4ever I think he said "I'm gonna pound youuuu! >:( "

[Metroid4ever]

@AzureDarkGod

Either way, it still sounds like he's gonna rape ya. xD

No condoms used cause that would be considered an item. :D

[OgnarPliskin]

I was dealing with a cold, so I took out some Tylenol. But then I saw Barbatos standing in my doorway and had to put it back. :(

[noob1n8or]

@OgnarPliskin

you think thats bad? i had an open heart surgery in one of those domes that medical students watch in on the surgery from the outside. guess who was in the audience.

[OgnarPliskin]

@noob1n8or Good thing the doctors didn't use the Life Bottle.

[noob1n8or]

@OgnarPliskin

ummmm actualy........

[lilshokan]

SECURITY THERES A BUFF AXE WEILDING DUDE IN THE GEL AISLE

[TailsPrower007]

@lilshokan I lol'd.

[XeroAurion]

*Comment removed by Barbatos*

2 people actually used items....

And Barbatos made me quit my part time job as a door-to-door salesperson XD (plus the job sucked) lol

[noblekero]

BEST 16 SECOND WITH NO ITEM EVAR !!!!

[satinangel642]

he's a meany.

no items ever? worst saleman i've seen. XD

[Jonny2007uk]

2 people missed the like button

[lilshokan]

@Jonny2007uk and was killed by barbatos after

[kerogiro22]

you know what? I bet an item killed his family. DAMN THOSE ITEMS!

[Wolfwood824]

@kerogiro22

BARBATOS: Items killed my father...and raped my mother!

[OgnarPliskin]

This guy would hate Super Smash Bros.

[Ingus4]

@OgnarPliskin

yeah your right Link grabs an pokeball use it *barbatos appear* No ITems EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Link screams in the background* the winner is......Barbatos

[bellboy64]

This guy must be a nightmare to Magic Lens...

[OgnarPliskin]

@bellboy64 He can't do it out of Over Limit.

[farst789]

Barbatos is like Ganandorf, except rediculously over powered.

[NightmareX7]

This is pretty much me when my opponent happens to heal themselves...

[spriterkid1997]

2 people died from the epicness of this video and accidentally hit dislike.

[Klookko]

@spriterkid1997 or maybe they ust hate the fact that one of the most awesome villain was ruined by a horrible dub..

[spriterkid1997]

I deny your usage of an object to hinder me or to assist you for an infinite period of time!

(lol verbose)

[ZeldaLink239173]

While watching this, the video froze for a bit JUST before Barbatos screamed "EEEEEEVEEEEEER!!!!!!" xDDDDD

[Krukkie]

I fear for all items shops in the world...

[XxEnrisuxX]

Doesnt this game have the most cameos ever out of all the tales games?

[rasul98889]

when i first fought him i was like y the fuck he keep doing that to me when i listen and read the thing i was son of a............*dead*

[shadowofchaos725]

I mean, seriously, he's the only video game boss that has figured it out. 15 gels of EACH kind, along with 15 life bottles in your pocket, along with other stuff... He doesn't care...

He's the ONLY boss that basically prevents you from reviving/healing if you screw up and let your healer die...

Barbatos is a genius AND epically manly at the same time. Also, he MUST plays smash bros. with that mindset...XD

*Hasn't played Destiny, Destiny 2, or Vesperia, but has heard of this epic Tales Legend*

[isko1002]

Anyone notice how Yuri was trying to stay in the air at the end? I guess I would try get away from him after that...

[BarbatosGoetia]

Seriously. What's so hard about NOT using items?! Can't you just fight man to man?

Oh, and lest I forget

BUUUURRRRUUUAAAAAAA!!!!

[Ragnell101]

I think barbatos would be a great football coach.

"NO INTERCEPTIONS......EVAR!!!!!!!­!!!!!"

[DarkMarc9001]

I love how this was once a related video to "Why Items Are Banned".

[MrDoomydude]

whew

[sakuzenshi]

*walking in desert*

Me:phew i need teh apple Gel x.x *eats apple gel*

*barbar comes outa nowhere*

Me: Wt..

Bar: NO ITEMS EVAARRRRRRRR

Me: HOLYSHITWTFBB....

Barbar: pwnting*

Me:x.x.........

[PierreDeChaltier]

Barbatos is probably the only enemy that thinks...

Everyone knows that players get to use items which is probably imbalanced to the enemies who don't get a chance use 'em.

Barbatos just wants to level the playing field :P

Barbatos: use an item, you're dead... BRUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[IwubMaiColettie]

@PierreDeChaltier Well actually there are a few enemys who do use items, ex I've seen the camio team in Symphonia use, an hourglass. aflare bottle, & a life bottle

and in the team colliseam for PS3 vesperia Ive seen leblanc use a Apple gell

Oh and don't forget During the Zelos fight Ive caught the sneaky bastard using a pinapple gel

[PierreDeChaltier]

@IwubMaiColettie You got a point there but who uses more items than the players themselves, right? :D this exactly why I love Barbatos :D he teaches me not to use items during a battle, "fortunately" I haven't learned one bit! I get to see the epicness unfold :D

[IwubMaiColettie]

@PierreDeChaltier Yeah I never learned ether, Ex during the 200 man melee with Rita my Ovl gauge went empty so it went somthing like this:

Rita: Limit bottle, Barbatos: NO ITEMS EVER!, Rita: Limit bottle, Barbatos: NO ITEMS EVER!, Rita: Limit bottle, Barbatos: NO ITEMS EVER!, Rita: Limit bottle, Barbatos: NO ITEMS EVER! Rita: INDIGNATION

[lilshokan]

@IwubMaiColettie yeah i caught him too i was like "wtf hes healing that ridiculously high TP"

[IwubMaiColettie]

@lilshokan The funny thing is that in Symphonia, Although the cameo team uses items a pineapple Gel isn't one of them; so when meredy runs out of tp she Just stalks you & points at you (It does nothing XD)

[lilshokan]

@IwubMaiColettie thats true i guess namco took out her ability to make quickie attack. and the same thing happens to abyssion. he tries to make you flinch

[IwubMaiColettie]

@lilshokan Yeah, but his walking gets glitched too & he floats... I guess namco didn't think that players would ever let the fight drag on to the point of Abyssion having no TP... Then he burps in your face XD

[lilshokan]

@IwubMaiColettie nanaly used a life bottle and hour glass in the colliseum in abyss. and you would think she learned her lesson. reid uses a life bottle

[TemakiKun]

Who the hell is this guy o.O

and why does he hate items~

karol: SOMEONE doesn't appreciate the simple taste of gels ¬_¬

[psychee1]

"NO

.

ITEMS

.

EVER!!!!"

... kay o_o

[durianluv105]

dang, he REALLY gets his point across.

[Joker4577]

This move describes competitive smash perfectly.

[WayfstrthnU]

ITEM NAZO TSUKATTEN JA NEEEEEEEEEE!

[Mega918]

lol, gotta love " I'M GONNA POUND YOU!!!", and is it just me or does no items ever get stronger every time you use an item?

[OgnarPliskin]

WTF original

[OmegaChosen0]

No one cand defy Barbatos' NO ITEMS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!­!!

Only Repede cause that damn dog is awesome like that....

[dragonfly876]

... This is probably the funniest Mystic Arte I've ever seen. XD; Barbatos would make a terrible shop clerk.

"I'll need an apple gel and three holy bottles, ple-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[grenadier42]

@dragonfly876

That is unbelievably awesome and I think you may have my children.

[dragonfly876]

@grenadier42

Y-yes sir! Ma'am? Person of indeterminate gender on the interblag?

(... be gentle.)

[grenadier42]

@dragonfly876

SIR ACTUALLY. :3

Interblag. I SENSE XKCD.

[DarknessUnleashed96]

If he gets in another Tales game, his MA would be, "FINAL... DESTINATION!"

[gmazin]

I wish they kept the Japanese voice for this guy. wakamoto is just too awesome with barbatos

[dragonslayer396]

He's very sensitive to people using items

Yuri- "No kidding"

[VanSensei]

See, I don't get it. Really, he should be naked and a fist fighter. Clothes and weapons are items.

Ah, Barbatos. Every loves a hypocrite :)

[shadowofchaos725]

アイテムなぞ使ってんじゃねぇ！！！

NO.... ITEMS.... EEEEEEEEEVAR!!!

XD

(Yes indeed, he must play Smash Bros. competitively...)

[xXSyaoran]

Yes. xDD

[PrinceOfAltea]

@shadowofchaos725

Didn't you know Barbatos is the one that kicked Ken out of the competitive scene and forced him to retire, all just because he used an item during Adventure Mode? XD

[Rebellion598]

I wonder how Barbatos would react if he actually used an item...

[DiasRaven]

Ah, and still repede can use items just fine against him... that is if you know what arte to use :D

[gggaaaaaarrraaa]

He must play smash bros competitivly O_o

[shadowofchaos725]

lol

[ThrashKing907]

NO ITEMS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gamerlvl510]

Barbatos special: use MYSTIC ARTE on any character who is using any item in battle. [All items]

Fight with skill to beat him or try....=( to use item to help you in battle. [without getting killed during the process]

Kratos: why do you hate items?

Barbatos: because people who ues item are nothin but weakling who rely on items.

Dhaos: hey its time for you to fight in arena.

Barbatos: alright [hopefully he won't use items.]

player: use item

Barbatos: [oh goddammit]

NO ITEMS,EVERR!!!

[toph0395]

Pourquoi Yuri a 9 999 vies ? Il est invincible ? Comment ? Pourquoi ?

[Rebellion598]

I always forget about his Hi-Ougi whenever I play ToD2 and RM2. But it's fun to watch so I don't care.

[supersonic1453]

He doesn't do it in Destiny 2.

[Rebellion598]

I know, Instead he cast's a powerful spell or uses that arte during the second and final battle against him. I was actually referring to how Barbatos himself, would do if he used an item.

[Rutawind]

I'm gonna POUND YOU!

[Xidphel]

I'm getting the feeling he doesn't like items. O_O

[MarioLinkGenofan]

I would love to see this happen if someone used items in smash... it'd be hilarious :D

[toonstrick32]

Imagine if he was in brawl? Peach: Lalalala Ooh a tomatoe! *eats* Barbartos: NO.. ITEMS... EVVERRR!! Peach: Sorry... *one ownage ever* Peach: Ugh I need that heart! Barbartos: NO.. ITEMS... EVERR!!! *one ownage later* Peach: I shall use this herb I found from the ground! Barbatos: NO.. ITEMS EVER!! Peach: I hate you! Barbatos: NO.. ITEMS.. EVER!!! Peach : I didnt use any- OW!

[restorea32]

Barbatos isn't scary he's fluffy =3

[mikethedragonslayer]

hey can anyone suggest me a great rpg game for the 360 and by rpg i mean like pkmn style [with turns] and all the chars heve a lot of moves and magic moves so can anyone pls reply

[Xfighter100]

it would have been way cooler if you pikohan let the moves kill yuri. should have equipped weak armor and put on rebirth doll.

[satinangel642]

damn!! he's so fucking scary!!

[KizukuKanshi]

If there were some sort of skill thingy where you could use items in the air, I wonder what he'd do?

[Theespada13]

He'd probably knock you down just to do that. XP

[Xfighter100]

he's says "I'm going to pound you"

[shikafan888]

lol every time i fight him i tend to use items ^_^

[ShockySparky]

The next time I see a person using items I know what to say/do. Ty Barbatos

[AndyAtsaphanthong]

Seriously, what does he have against items? xD

[kemmy15]

NO COMMENTS EVER!!!!!!

[DdTwins4U]

Dude he needs to be in brawl..................

[Theespada13]

Maybe an assist trophy that kills anyone who tries to use an item?

[Fragbug]

Starting with the player who used the trophy.

[Serasia]

Did Barbatos say to Yuri "I'm gonna bow down"? Probably not, since it doesn't seem like something you should say to your opponent ^^ Oh, he said "I'm gonna pound you".

I guess, like me who ate a bunch of cheetos once and got sick of them, the same thing happened with Barbatos and items so he picked this as his Mystic Arte? :P

[lilshokan]

hes just pissed b/c he doesnt have ally to give him items when he needs it and--- (barbatos appears) no trash-talking (shows facial cut-in) EVEERRRR

[Xiaoven]

He's saying "I';M GONNA POUND YOU!"

[darkkazoka122]

never use items around Barbatos, he WILL pound you XD!

[ndubya2001]

Repede says no to NO ITEMS EVER.

[colonel24567]

exactly, repedes awsome that way.

[IRONiHonakoo]

But now Baraby can so NO! to Repede saying no to "No items ever" It is a new omega video check it out :D

[kemmy15]

LOL

[ssknuxmagician]

IM GONNA POUND YOUU

[Damascus682]

Reverse Psychology for the win.

It's clear that you shouldn't use items, but an irresistible urge to use items in front of Barbatos comes up.

Every. Single. Time.

[Ksmooth94]

i know where he attack from he use to work in as a movie director when some one spilled their chips pop and pizza all over him and he got angry and picked up a movie axe prop and said NO ITEMSS EVAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!! and thats the secret

[AntiSaix]

why is the attack named that?

[BladeZeroX25]

He doesn't want you using items.

[ModelOz]

omg no wai

I never would've guessed. o:

[BladeZeroX25]

iknorite?

[AntiSaix]

lol i didnt see him use an item.

[KingdomLordz]

right at the beginning he used a gel lol look at yuri's hp bar below green numbers =3

[NekoValtz]

Why I wonder? Was this some kinda plot point with him in tales of destiny 2?

[overlordashura]

It was just his way of countering certain actions used against him. Expect back in ToD2 he countered with spells. The mystic arte wasn't given to him until his cameo fight in the tales of destiny remake.

[Terestrasz]

And I remember he did something like yell "What?! HEALING!? YOU WIMP!" and did something bad

[RedDragonSlayer1988]

Fox only, Final destination?

[HevekReekel]

He REALLY has a grudge against Items ... at least Barbados knows what he wants to do in life ... to pound you ... and smash your bones ... But he knows EXACTLY what he wants to do.

[lafut4]

Did this guy have a truamatic experience with items or something? lol

[TheDarkmage]

It's a joke about one of the rules of fighting him in Tales of Destiny 2.

[NekoValtz]

Please tell me more.

[TheDarkmage]

In Destiny 2 there are rules that are put into play in battles against Barbartos, one of them is No Items.

[NekoValtz]

And if you use an item he counters there as well?