How to NOT enter a house in Iraq

[VladiSSius]

hahahaha Thor must be pissed XD

[EpicLemonAndCheese]

At least he said the hammer's name right. :D

[elasolezito]

shhhhh maybe people sleep inside !

[Devilsnowballs]

If you wanted to give the woners of the house a scare you could always use a shotgun.

[GuitarGuy1497]

sliding doors must be a real issue for you.

[hunterking14]

like a pro

[Dragonmike2690]

Well you could always knock... I mean that might work.

[kristopher091]

i love the expression on his face when the hammer broke!!!! lol

[Garrison64]

Thor's gonna be pissed.

[phanttom09]

retarded a ricky bum bum yeah

[Mjarf88]

I want the name of the houseowner's locksmith. :D

[Coldhardnipps]

When he broke the hammer he was OOOO SHITTTT hahaha lmao

[flameout12345]

Weak! The insurgent behind the door had time to take a nap and a crap before fleeing

[mikegalsworthy]

"hold on, young man - I'm coming" says the lady inside. "would you like a nice cup of tea, Thor?"

[masferrr]

You are a sick terrorist

[Hiper101Kbron]

too bad this is the real world and the mjolnir doesn´t live up to itself lol.

[TwirlyTheSquirrel]

Door - 1, Hammer of Mjölnir - 0

[PwNa93]

i hope that was just a training building and not some dude house

[LuiGeeeeeee]

please destroy the wall

[georgemrr]

que pendejo!!

[lndac02]

thats what happens when you take chinese made hammers to war

[SexyHaniii]

thanks for shitting on Iraq

[Highwind80cp]

Thor fail

[ahmed69747]

stupid soldier like him it makes innocent soldiers die

[ACTIVEDPRO]

"fuuuuuuuu !!! my dads gonna kill me" -Soldier haha. Love ya man.

[romeomusttolove]

ja ja ja ja ja ja ja. very good.



[mrbestazn]

Haha in the end hes all like "oh shit im soo dead!"

[ryan6627]

Im pretty sure he was using the hammer incorrectly.

[ArabsStank]

Vaginal Guard pussies. Worst "military" branch (if you can even call it that) in the world? Probably. Join a real branch you weekend warriors.

[degru5091]

gentlemen.... aggress floppishly

[RileyO95]

0:36 "oh shit"

[thijsthebest007]

knock knock



[12021992ap]

He was like "Oh shit !"

[kirkukiraq1]

iraq 1:0 USA

FUCK USA TERRORIST !!!!

[SMOKEindustries]

@kirkukiraq1 lol..... ppl that strap bombs to their kids are the real terrorists. I only know of one culture that does this!

[BFHGuy]

OR! you use a shotgun...

[1Nuclear2Productions]

someone has some issues from childhood

[laskalives]

i bet you had to pull it open

[secretivemaster954]

Oh no. Now we have don't have the technology to rebuild it.



[Zescaflowne]

"bitch told me this was the real Mjonir!..."

"what did he say his name was again?"

"sadam"

"......"

[Ertiyed]

wow I like the quality for the wall. Must take years of practice to get it perfect.

[stevenh366]

So now when I go to Iraq I know how to enter a house.

[MrRbn61]

you guys are retarded in the us most doors are made of wood in other countrys they are mostly made of iron

[Grunt922]

@MrRbn61 im pretty sure wood 3inches thick is just as strong as iron thats 2cm thick.

[AR15UZI]

ya the guy inside definently has his shotgun loaded and aimed at the door by now.

[stonernation666]

so this is why it took so long to find gadafi,bin laden and sadam

[nimm2toffifee]

OMG!!! Mjolnir! are you ok?

[TheGuinnessboys]

The guy inside probably thinks those are his 72 virgins at his door.

[TheTitanium22]

Guys in side of the house: Who is there?

Marine: Oh, wait a second for us to open the door so we can kill you.

Guys inside the house: Ok....WAIT WHAT?????

Marine: What? We are just house keeping.

Guys inside the house: Ok... Come in.

[TheTitanium22]

I like to use a sledge hammer for the maximum damage.

[sanfllozac]

haha I think this guy bought the hammer at the family dollar ... lol made​in china

[micutzu90210]

on a steel door!!! i'm laughing my ass off!!!

[kitsunexpvp]

if someone was in there they got away

[MMAcrazeeee]

the hammer of authority right..? :L

[LfcGoddardENGCJG]

make in China  come on someone had to say it lol

[PfcMattNight]

oh shit LOL

[Moerdarvalen]

It's spelled Mjölnir and pronounced /'myol-n(ee)r/

[steven871006]

Please click eight.^^ It's fun

[BoBe1233]

@sofyans1234 no one lives in there...

[MMAcrazeeee]

@sofyans1234 The swat/police do the same thing to drug dealers or arms dealers so yes they would

[CovertAgentSkittles]

@sofyans1234

You Must be New here..

[Bkrayzaythetrollolol]

@sofyans1234 no but at the same time we don't sell our children to bomb makers nor would we kill 100 of our own to kill 1 of our enemy. to be honest i cant remember the last time i ran into an i.e.d. in my country yet some how we're the monsters? you're backwards thinking is the reason your people has been slaughtering their own for centuries.

[Raynre]

@sofyans1234 One; no, because the US military is restricted from deploying on American soil, and Two; SWAT does this all the time to people suspected of building bombs.

[618Bdown]

@Raynre Wrong..bill expired..so why dont you explain the US doing the same thing during Katrina?

[degru5091]

@Raynre So technically the GTA military is really corrupt.

[coltperritano]

@sofyans1234 are you an idiot, theirs a reason they are trying to get into the house, if police need to get into a house in america they knock the damn door down just like the army does.

[SMOKEindustries]

@sofyans1234 Better asked... Would the Taliban do this in America? I think they would just blow a kid up instead... as they see life as expandable.

[MrPelhambay]

@sofyans1234 - the house was abandoned, we break down doors they fly planes into buildings get over it

[Crocow666]

@MrPelhambay not them but the american government

[MrPelhambay]

@Crocow666 - in that case i feel your pain

[JLXZ83]

@sofyans1234

Don't blame the young men and women "fighting" these wars; they have nothing to do with those things. They just follow orders just like any other nation military. But you can blame the people who declare them - those "politicians" at the government house, they need to be kicked out.

[MW2king0865]

@monster1175 really again!?!?!? If you don't like his videos then don't watch them!!!! Go fuck yourself dude.

[monster1175]

You go Soldier! Achieve peace by braking down doors that maybe the owner of the house had to repair with his son while teaching him how to build stuff. Don't you feel like a hero?

[AARON780281]

@monster1175 I see it as the kid learned something & the father spent valuable time with his son bonding.

[lofeuy]

lmao "Hammer of THOR" that one must of been made in china.

[cedar1998]

soldier: ´´knok knok knok.... knok knok...fucking pieeep. knok knok`` taliban member :´´come in`` =)

[ippoish]

we want to enter like that !!!!

[ttv112233]

The fucking guy that owns the house comes up and pulls the door open and walks inside. That would've been funny.

[nufsikcarc]

the hammer is mjolnir. the door must be mjoldoor

[IIDanGeRZzx]

الله يلعنكم يا عيال الكلب

[flaminhot117]

Must be Cartmans house!

[missinugianna]

LMFAO!!!! hahahahaha!!! I think the door was supposed to break BEFORE the hammer!! hahahaha!

[thevane998]

i bet if there were enimies in there they would be like "what the hell is he doing?"

[Catire12]

Awesome example of a "Dynamic Entry" army guy!!!!

[paintballa12397]

MOM ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR IM TAKING A SHIT!!!!



[yoyodogmakefunky]

*Inside house*

Kid: THERE IS SOMONE AT THE DOOR!

[51Commandos]

nice quick entry, every goddamn Towl in a 10 mile radius know knows theirs a group of GI's at the door. But still support my troops!!

[ShaiqNBaiq5464]

The Army probably paid $500 for that piece of shit hammer.

[TheRedMan2550]

So as you are beating the door, the door stays, but the rest of the house falls apart?! Holy shit.

[123slayerslayer]

damn that door is strong

[BongoOldChap]

i like the part where like the hammer is a metaphor for your 5th ammendment which was broken on new years eve

[nnnnnnnn400]

god burns you and all Thugs in iraq

[mastershifty1996]

Who made the door!

[JACOBiiTE]

Whoops! lol, thums up!

[SuperMissblueeyes]

Funny! Sooo funny!

[rohanseth8]

the whole damn house will fall down but the door wont open up that's how strong it is..

[959twinturbo]

And there are people wondering why Iraq is not at peace yet, with soldiers skilled like that it should have been piece of cake! ;-)

[Tenfire100]

I like the part where he enters the house.

[k2blades540]

Our tax dollars at work.

[HillSavage72]

It's painful watching this guy struggle.

[Megabrian971]

ohh shit....what the fuck do i do

[SpencerAK74M]

Oh shit... I broke Mjolnir... Umm... BREACHER UP!!!! LMAO!

[Redfox050]

haha i like this ohh shit xDDD

[xJROIDx]

So its really not the hammer of thor :(

[goodstarbucks]

Thank you for posting one of life's most embarassing moments in one of life's most tense duty calls. 1 year till Election 2012 bring a bigger hammer to the voting booth.

[strachanINC]

i love the look on his face when it breaks lol

[dfgiuy22]

Needs a bigger hammer...

[Antropic1]

WHERE'S YOUR GUN? You have a piercing-metal m16 and you use a hammer, xD.

[notsofunnyman24]

@Antropic1 1 he has an m4 2 that is a very dangerous idea with a rifle and 3 military rounds dont pierce metal they are full metal jackets they will bounce off a metal target.

[TheMcdonnell123]

how the fuck are they in the army

[notsofunnyman24]

@TheMcdonnell123 who the fuck are you to ask?

[TheEmsann]

You say Mjölner.

[grungetitis69]

just shoot the doorknob...

[mosheer1234]

MJOLLNIR!!!!!

[RainbowMuffinz17]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[FearToNothing]

as in tales said, only thor can use it, u don't! LOL

[Falc1NL]

thats how the thunder strikes

[ballinbro95]

that's Ryan from Real World:Brooklyn!

[turtlezed]

The scores so far then...Iraqi door 1 - thick squaddie 0.....is there a sequel?

[itsNards]

"butt fucker' HAHAHA

[Anthonyusmc1877]

Well obviously you could use a different hammer or save ur energy and use 1round

[Hikarilover123]

lol At the end: :O

[TheBF3King]

who gives a shit who made the hammer, tell me who makes the door!

[bezzoon]

@TheBF3King

zeah man , the door is made in iraq , awsome hahahaha

[VympelGaming]

Well we know what he was paying first thing next month with his pay check

[mikederkonig]

hahaha awesome

[Seldanas]

It's pronoucned Mjølnir :3

[Roockie117]

More like how to break a hammer by a door lol funny vid

[rhenster15]

mjolnir hammer of thor .. prepare to face his wrath when he finds out you broke his hammer ..

[SilentMastaKeba]

lol, fucking cOd. some doors just dont open

[diegoluna55]

made in mexico

[manuellcamelo]

lol use grenade in the next time -.-

[ThePsych0mantis]

iraq iron > chinese high quality steel

[haynfishnpoi]

its locked for a reason...maybe they dont like ppl goig through their house...

[swaggaboy75]

he all worried



[Bonersnoodle]

Tim the Tool man Taylor.

[Thrasi2]

American noobs...-.-

[Sinsoftheman]

@Thrasi2 alien dueche

[RoboVT102]

Fail

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

he got beat by a door lol

[warhammer2000]

Mjolnir - shmjolnir FOOEY!!!!

[HappyRoger123]

And the name on the door was "Fuck you!"

[warhammer2000]

@HappyRoger123 LMAO



[nosaintsinla135]

When the hammer broke he's all like shit...Sargent is gonna kill me

[DLemre]

@nosaintsinla135 or Thor is gonna kill me :D

[nosaintsinla135]

@DLemre Hahaha lol XD

[DarkyAngeLAra]

Gringos de mierda , I hope someday Corea Russia china and other countries, attack the same  way to theyr Houses

[leathery420]

lol maybe he should have been hitting the lock with the hammer instead of the gate

[lemmyliquor]

Lol..... that was a $600.00 hammer...

[JSpradley123]

HAHAHAH! His face when the hammer broke is priceless

[greatbungblaster]

the flags facing left on the jacket REALLY BOTHERS ME. I am not buying the shit that I am told about it either.

[FreezinIceCold]

Why is there always an argument about world war 2 on these types of videos in the comments section...

[leandeganis]

china tools vs irak doors

[suckyalaterhead]

when in doubt get a bigger hammer

[Mujahiddin777]

MONKEYS)))))))

[lawrencesullivan]

thor's gonna be mighty pissed of with you.

[tristenkriner]

look at his name it is cocklin



[MrSexyandiknowit17]

You're the best :D

[albihoqa]

ROPT JA QIFSHA, QA KARIN JAN TU BA KTA KARUCAT NE IRAK? KSAJ PI THOJN LUFT A? A PO LUJN KOQE? ROPT JA QIFSHA

[Ra3nMaN]

My ex-girlfriend named my cock Mjollnir. She didn't know how to fucking handle it either.

[LeadLead]

@Ra3nMaN With tweezers, I assume.

[Ra3nMaN]

@LeadLead Have a go and find out fucker.

[LeadLead]

@Ra3nMaN Is that you in the pic? Lmfao. Good on you, kid.

[Ra3nMaN]

@LeadLead Yup, it's me. Taken 2001. Same team, motherfucker, go find a horse and suck it off, you seem to love horse cum from what I can see on your profile.

[LeadLead]

@Ra3nMaN You deleted your 'Australian' comment but fortunately it still appears in my inbox. Seriously, an Indian insulting someone for their nationality is like a dog turd complaining about the smell of a bunch of flowers. Nice nose too btw, looks like you've been told a few times. That nose is more crooked than an indian cricket official. And no wonder you use a super-old pic of you as it looks like you've let yourself go over the last decade. Do you have a gravy IV or something? Astounding..

[Ra3nMaN]

@LeadLead You don't have one damn picture tho, just your fucking my little pony shit. What the fuck do you think you come off as you miserable cunt? Go throw another shrimp on the barbie and buttfuck the crocodile hunter in his grave. Australians, flowers? Has the sun gotten to ye mate? Skin cancer metastasizing to your baked little brain? My nose looks that way because I was eating your miserable fucking mom out and she came too fucking hard and broke it. Now, fuck off.

[LeadLead]

@Ra3nMaN Ooh someone's a little upset here. With a nose like that you wouldn't even be able to get close to a pussy, let alone eat one, unless your nose has a retractable feature that we don't know about. You're about as upset as a my little pony fan when confronted with the truth. Aww you're concerned about me getting skin cancer? Is that because of my lovely fair skin? I use Steve Erwin sunblock - protects against harmful rays. You'd kill for a skin colour that didnt look like it was well-done

[Ra3nMaN]

@LeadLead I'm medium-rare bitch. Your ass is the one that's well done because I just roasted it. His name's spelled Irwin, by the way unless you meant somebody else because his shit obviously doesn't help with rays. You're right about one thing though, it was hard eating her out because she's a fat bitch and I'll guess it was your huge, empty head that made that gash as cavernous as it was on it's way out. Still tore it up later that night. Do you like getting owned or something? Whatever. Bye.

@Ra3nMaN Did you know it'