Welcome to YouTube, Mr. Pollak, now start interacting!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Not actually trolled, but she kind of stopped making videos. She is definitely not very active.

[KimOsh72]

YT whore!! lol

wow...what a welcome :^)

[deepdepth]

Oh...I watched again and saw the "not really" flash up. Oh well...still that girl is pretty rhyming at the end.

[deepdepth]

you're the J rep? And who is that girl at the end? student?

been busy as hell. Haven't been able to keep up with your vids....sorry.

[ValerioA777]

haha cool

[novanine]

I've never heard of this Pollak chap.

When first I read the title of the vid I thought you were welcoming Jackson Pollock. Oh, he's dead isn't he? Well I thought you meant pollock as in the fish then. Er, or something.

Sorry, it's very late here and my brains are somewhat addled.

[NapalmXD]

woot

[FalconNeko]

cool he is a good stand up his acting kind a sucks but

and thats but with one t

[PrincessDiana161]

You're not serious are you?

[Gimmeabreakman]

You got a problem?

[PrincessDiana161]

LOL

[NapalmXD]

Would you do this for my if I asked?

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Do what?

[NapalmXD]

Welcome me to youtube?

[jabazzy]

Thanks for this, minus the drama :D

[theguildpwnsalways]

Arrr, ye still look like the shit monster from Dogma.  ARRR. Use a paper bag next time. ARRR

[Relyt22]

Oprah's not as intelligent as she appears. Most of what she knows has to do with what she does. She can't keep up with the present, and often times things that happen on the internet confuse her and drive her into paranoia (see: "Oprah and the over 9000 penises").

[ItalianStallionette]

sooo true..

[ElevenColors]

Dude was awesome in The Usual Suspects.

[mexmoon]

Did you drink from the cup!?!? :O

I saw some foreigners when i was in Japan who did the same.. then they spit the water out back into the container (when they shoulda spit it out next to it, on the ground)

I was under the impression that one poured the water into a hand and then drank it. (I understand that one of your hands held the camera though)

[debstef]

You absolute kissass. VIC. What in the hell is wrong with you.

[Gimmeabreakman]

I don't know. Any theories?

[piratesownkpollak]

Victor, yer letting yer friend dave be humiliated all over yetube. Doth ye have such a small sack that ye would sacrifice others just so ye doth not have to face the big boys? ARRRR

[Gimmeabreakman]

Physically big. On the internet and specifically YouTube, you are insignificant.

And there is no point. You keep getting banned. Only a true moron cannot hold a channel here. Tell you what, hold your channel and get yourself 100 subs -- real subs, and I'll make a video about you. Until then, your lucky to even get my comments.

[theguildpwnsalways]

Arrr, mate, if captain pengies wanted a popular partner to make a video about him, he'd ask emmalina to doth it. Ye be more insignificant than the guild could ever be. If ye were to delete all of ye subs, then ask everyone who watches ye to resubscribe, we doubt ye could even get 1000 subscribers back. Ye would lose all ye troll and sock accounts that ye stuffed in your sub list. Arrr, Pengies is well known mate, ye be not. ARRRR

[RoninDave]

Penguins are well known for amusing semi-aquatic animals.

Pengies is only well known in his cavernous head and those few unfortunate enough to know of Pengies aka Penguin-butt long for a lobotomy of that particular section of the brain where the memory is lodged.

[APOKALYPSE34]

no one wishs for that . Its not right to the people of youtube we have nothing else but this keep him away!

[Gimmeabreakman]

As long as he just vlogs about his life... I'll be interested in hearing insider scoop or insight into acting, etc.

[dreamcastdc]

Nice HD.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Get off the bong, and wash the mask. It's fumes are making you delirious.

[piratesownkpollak]

Arrr, ye sent Ronindave after us, and he's getting slaughtered mate. Maybe it be time fer ye to man up and fight us yerself, instead of sending yer trolls after our fair guild. ARRR

[RoninDave]

if getting slaughtered you mean by wiping your sorry tail all over youtube to the point of you shamelessly begging me to let it go at the point of threatening to contact exes like some creepy stalking bully who can't handle himself in a fair fight, then yeah I guess I have been slaughtered.

[piratesownkpollak]

Who be begging mate? We hath been giving ye a fair chance to back out now and let victor fight his own battles, but ye seem to want to follow this through. W e hath no problem taking this to real life, if that what it take to bring the lulz. If finding yer ex is the way to go, the lulz will guide us to her. ARRR

[RoninDave]

penguin-butt: "whine! whine! Whine! Victor call him off of us! PLEASE!!!!" Problem is: victor never sicked us on you to begin with.

And of course you don't have any problems taking this to real life - that's the sure sign of a creepy youtube coward.

What's a matter, tough guy, can't take your own medicine that you got to run to the outside world for help?

And what would you know about real life anyhow? Sheesh!

[RoninDave]

I like his dog

[RoninDave]

Wrong #3? That would be Wrong #1 for me - if I am wrong.

[RoninDave]

actually weren't the deleted comments the ones to penguin-butt's first responses which disappeared when his channel got yanked?

Those comments to his responses look weird floating there by themselves. I wish YT wouldn't do that for that reason. Makes people look as crazy as penguin-butt responding to people who aren't there

[Gimmeabreakman]

Dave is right. I only erased those comments that no longer made sense.

Fancyrants, you are welcome for the shout out. Now go make a REAL video and I might give you a second chance at e-friendship. You douchebag.

[RoninDave]

don't you think youtube should just leave the comments alone even if they are from nutters? Cause they just make anyone who responds to them look nutty when those comments are removed.

BTW I saw your comment on fancyrants channel - you should clarify that this vid is not a suck-up vid for celeb attention (as some might accuse you of doing) and really a reaction to fancyrant who is kind of like the illegimate father of this vid.

[Gimmeabreakman]

It is in the sidebar.

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks for the shout out, sorry I missed yoru call the other day. I hope Kevin sticks around.

[RoninDave]

after inadvertantly opening up a can of YT weirdness, he might just chuck the whole idea.

[JimmerSD]

After all you are the most popular YouTuber in Japan. LOL

[RoninDave]

well, most popular after whoever posts the japanese girls kissing videos and those anime music videos where the music doesn't match the action

[Gimmeabreakman]

Dave is right again!

[OhCurt]

I support your right to make this video.

[ultraforge]

The celebrities I most want to see get a channel would be Violent J and Shaggy 2Dope from Insane Clown Posse.

I would so dearly love to troll them.

[Gimmeabreakman]

LOL! I enjoyed this comment.

[KOHPelord]

Try sending this to him, maybe he will understand what you mean if you get the ball rolling for his interaction with the community?

Assuming he's not on YouTube for some marketing promotion of some kind.

[reynoldsair]

speaking of celebrity, i think thatjapanesegirl has become one as well.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Not yet.

[reynoldsair]

i don't know. i'd define celeb status as when the little ppl watch you and the big ppl talk about/quote/parody you.

[Chatetris]

CheapyD is the leader of Youtube of Japen

[Gimmeabreakman]

He sounds familiar. Is he poisoning my miso soup?

[angrypunkbronxkid]

I agree! And how generous of you to welcome him, Victor!

[poolboyinla]

agree

[SeeYouNextFall]

That was very nice of you!

[tomacalin86]

:) nice. hope someone would have done that for me too, but, alas, I am not a celebrity... :-<

[Gimmeabreakman]

Well, if I knew who you were... I would have.

[tomacalin86]

eh, thanks anyway.

it is the intention that counts.

[RyokoHametsu]

cool vid