I know other said it but real runners really don't wear the water bottle belts, love/hate hills so true, if you haven't had to snot rocket or spit you can not be a runner I'm convinced of that, I cannot keep one of my toenails from falling off/turning black, but I have to say I've never worried about waiting for satellites or wanted to run in the snow. Maybe that's a new school runner thing
Haha So true. On so many levels. The hydrating never ends...Carbs are the best thing in existence (after chocolate)...Love/hate hills to the core...And, of course:) running is the only sport where girls are man enough to spit
This is the truest thing I have EVER seen; I've run for four years and I've definitely said every single one of these things. everyone in my family thinks i'm insane...and I probably am.
I'm sorry but this just isn't funny, he's decent and she's horrible. Just because you use phrases actual runners use doesn't mean you can skimp on the delivery.
I know other said it but real runners really don't wear the water bottle belts, love/hate hills so true, if you haven't had to snot rocket or spit you can not be a runner I'm convinced of that, I cannot keep one of my toenails from falling off/turning black, but I have to say I've never worried about waiting for satellites or wanted to run in the snow. Maybe that's a new school runner thing
matts0688 11 hours ago
Eye of the tiger FTW!! that's my power song lol
amoo2007 1 day ago
I think she has a 305. It takes like 5mins to aquire. My 610 takes about a minute.
crash6871 3 days ago
That girl is so hot
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ava96bieber 4 days ago
haha... eye of the tiger...so true
Stephlovezyou567 5 days ago
1:19 "cafe de Costa Rica" in the back... that's cool! I'm from Costa Rica...
fesaco182 6 days ago
"ive got this weird IT band thing." i so have that right now..
MMGuarino87 1 week ago
yeah, back when i was running, i used to spit like that all the time
musiciangirl591 1 week ago
"hang on, ive gotta fire up eye of the tiger!"
jammatoonarmy 1 week ago
i would hate to date a boring runner. give me boobs and drugs and im good to gizzo
MrLunchladyarms 1 week ago
disgusting body noises.... always.
llamalady47 1 week ago
I saw no runners...
RunninAD 1 week ago
@xcmaddie101010 dude. Snot rockets. So many.
enorakat 1 week ago
Did you see that form? Haha so true! Oh and good luck on your marathon!!!!
runningkiwi25 1 week ago
I love hills! :D
Stokedish 1 week ago
daily life
dancinbeats1212 1 week ago
Where are my compression shorts?
ErikPeltzable 2 weeks ago
Very true about losing toenails my toes look like theyve been to hell (old running shoe problems)
runnergirl51 2 weeks ago
Haha So true. On so many levels. The hydrating never ends...Carbs are the best thing in existence (after chocolate)...Love/hate hills to the core...And, of course:) running is the only sport where girls are man enough to spit
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djsecrets1 2 weeks ago
"I love hills...I hate hills." "Do u see that form" hahaha truth.
LHS427 2 weeks ago
real runners dont wear those waterbottle belts
oreosandsoymilk 3 weeks ago 7
@oreosandsoymilk Those belts suck.
goodfellabeats 3 weeks ago
Half of this is Shit Rowers say.
Badchoicesmade 3 weeks ago
"Where are my compression shorts?!" "Waiting for satellites... Still waiting for satellites." Almost everyday...
RunKenzo 3 weeks ago 15
girltalk was a bad choice...
melodist365 3 weeks ago
ahahahaha! well done! i run cross country so this is how i talk august-november!
trackster3222 3 weeks ago
Damn you Yasso!
Whoever tries to predict performance based on Yasso repeats is a moron.
SaladSentinel 3 weeks ago
City of Oaks shirts!!
tcallis 4 weeks ago
hahahahahhaha awesome spot on
1073kat 4 weeks ago
This is the truest thing I have EVER seen; I've run for four years and I've definitely said every single one of these things. everyone in my family thinks i'm insane...and I probably am.
Jesuslovessooomuch 1 month ago
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HeAndSheFilms 1 month ago
Waiting for satellites sucks!!
nateshoemaker1 1 month ago 26
fuck running that chick is hott!
MattXICE 1 month ago
This is so awesome!!
sharkey1221 1 month ago
these were my track and cross country days lol
SincereLyNaturale 1 month ago
Chick blows a snot rocket! AWESOME!
tiphswang 1 month ago
Ha ha SOOO TRUE :D
YTgoldman 1 month ago
Rain just makes me go faster.
knownasthrae 1 month ago 2
@knownasthrae Same here!!
TheRunningSource 2 weeks ago
I HATE WAITING FOR THE FRICK'N SATELLITE!!!!
rjbruinjr 1 month ago
oh my gosh STORY OF MY LIFE .
Memememe834 1 month ago
@Memememe834 ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheRunningSource 2 weeks ago
shit fishermen say way better
zbeastmaster 1 month ago
they look BAKED
priordan508 1 month ago
Thanks for repin City of Oaks!!
EnduroFuss 1 month ago
"where are my compression shorts" and "i hate hills" pretty much sum up my life.
kateamanda93 1 month ago
great vid! did you see that form?
mixedbreedoo7 1 month ago
What's a "basic 13"?
Livetotri 1 month ago
@Livetotri "a basic 13 (miles)"
ede292 1 month ago
@ede292 My question was on the "basic"...I got that the '13' was 'miles'.
Livetotri 1 month ago
@Livetotri Probably just a nice and easy run? idk.
ede292 1 month ago
I'm sorry but this just isn't funny, he's decent and she's horrible. Just because you use phrases actual runners use doesn't mean you can skimp on the delivery.
ede292 1 month ago
I've just gotta BK then DQ... ;)
88fredmcfred 1 month ago
LMAO! This is very true, I get really mad when I cant find my compression shorts!
Crazycro905 1 month ago 2
HAHA. I love when she blew the snot out of her nose.... I do that for me entire fucking run.
adim88 1 month ago
@adim88 Oh Yeah. Sputum is a tool of the devil!
88fredmcfred 1 month ago
Snotrocket! BQ or die.
grimatongueworm 1 month ago
Is it sad that I understand everything they are talking about?
ChrisRunner3 1 month ago
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mama2boyz2004 1 month ago
Nice one! Nicely in the theme of "shit______says"!
SlickKicks46 1 month ago
this is sooooo true loll
xOxitZHanna 1 month ago
You call yourself runners...more like joggers
drunkturtle45 1 month ago
Waiting for satellites!
gregcohen2 1 month ago
What song is that in the background?
osoblessed121 1 month ago
@osoblessed121 It's called "Play your part (Part 2)" by girl talk :)
MalkinFan25 1 month ago
@MalkinFan25 Thanks :D
osoblessed121 1 month ago
You got to be a runner to understand it.
geowizardd 1 month ago
do all of these
TheLikeablemusic 1 month ago
Its just a tight muscle. I'll run through it.
pauluws1 1 month ago
shit runners say on race day
runninggirl221 1 month ago
so guilty of every single one of these!
shoelvr32 1 month ago
Wayyyy toooo close to home!
chillyspoon 1 month ago
Cute. Truth.
darrenthedude 1 month ago
I liked this so much I shared it in my blog. Hope you don't mind, but it just seemed to hit home! "Oooh....is that what I look like when I run?"
AMongan1 1 month ago
Shit runners get asked: Have you ever run a marathon?
gh4basketball 1 month ago
@gh4basketball followed by, "how long is a marathon?"
purvisj2003 1 month ago
So cute! Great job, guys!
FCITC 1 month ago
Stillll waiting for satellite...
CarysJeffrey 1 month ago
Toe nails? I used to have those.
carter84262 1 month ago
haha, very nice
Blizzard964 1 month ago
LOL!!! HAHAHA LOVE IT!!!
florcanela84 1 month ago