UK Tourist Hailed as Hero After Catching Falling Baby

[ThisLazyMan]

There are children who don't get caught

no miracle

[cjpendleton1993]

That's what being taught cricket does for you

[IRememberTheOldDays]

@cjpendleton1993 ahahah! you just made my evening ;D

[Brikmaker567]

Holy Shit! I KNOW THE PERSON WHO SAVED THE BABY! SERIOUSLY! NO JOKE! I KNOW HELEN! I live in Worksop, her home town, my mum is her friend. I AM NOT JOKING.

[Voltaire152]

babies also can fall from FAR higher heights than fully grown humans because their bones aren't fully set, giving it a 'rubber' like quality that allows it to flex on hitting the floor an absorbing a LOT more impact. There are plenty of cases throughout modern history of babies/v.small children falling out of high places and then surviving without hardly a scratch...

[KowBoySpace]

If there really was a god, I wouldnt be allowed to think what I am thinking now about that female Anchor....

[RatFacedJasper]

Why is the catching of the baby more likely to be considered part of God's plan?

Perhaps God wanted that baby dead and the woman got in the way. Whatever the case, you have to imagine what was going through the tourist's mind "Holy crap, what is wrong with these people?"

[xojohnox1]

BRITISH RULES FUCK THE YANKEES

[TheAfroThunder1]

I belive in God, but even I can see this was a coinsidence!

[IDontWantYourCereal]

fucking morons "guardian angel"... suck my dick.

[keithnewby]

@IDontWantYourCereal ..Nice. Really adding substance to the narrative.

[SpiritKnob]

It's not clear that she has a guardian angel, by the way. If people believe God and the angels save people, why don't they save people who die? Why do guardian angels let paedophiles molest children? is it, perhaps BECAUSE THEY@RE NOT BLOODY THERE?!

[UnitedKingdomify]

God helps those who help themselves. Ha ha ha. God helps catch babies when women rush forward and catch babies. God helps people survive horrible injuries when surgeons save people from horrible injuries.

Feel free to remove God from this at any time, nothing will change.

[UnitedKingdomify]

It's like when a bunch of surgeons emerge from a room caked in blood and sweat, exhausted after hours of hard work, to tell the parents of the kid they just saved that he's going to be fine. Then the parents and news networks call it a miracle and start thanking god.

Must be nice being a surgeon, taking a hot shower after hours of surgery, knowing the years you put in, years of education, and training, saved someone's life... and having everyone thank the invisible dude for it.

[TheTwollocks]

bream is a very old english name i mean it is ancient...... why is she called shannon.....why are you americans so desperate to be irish

[gremlinfeatures]

that is amazing

[uzijn]

Fucking idiots. It wasn't a 'miracle', there was no 'guardian angel'. A woman caught her & that's that. Such retards thinking that it must've been some invisible force.

[Bubo25]

@uzijn To be fair it is only a figure of speech rather than religious superstition. I can't remember but I might have said about 'miracles' in the past and I'm Agnostic. Honestly, people shouldn't take everything people say so literally.

[uzijn]

@Bubo25 Tell that to the Christians that think Jesus really did walk on water & the Muslims that think they really should stone women.

[keithnewby]

@uzijn Obviously not your child.

[liamjd1]

@keithnewby Nor the child of the woman who said that. what is your point?

[thecannabisguru]

@keithnewby why deny the obvious child

[asumazilla]

@uzijn Thankfully the women in the pool didn't start praying when she saw the baby will fall.

[tix333]

so what can I say that clearly proofs that god exists lol

[bellofolletti]

That gives me chills! Wow!!

[lgndarymeth]

@bellofolletti

agreed 

[PhilipPorter]

Being grateful to us makes a change from murdering us.

Thanks USA.

[Mysteryskatin]

@PhilipPorter Hmh?

[PhilipPorter]

@Mysteryskatin I understand your confusion. This news came shortly after hearing a friend of mine had been gunned down in Florida.

[Mysteryskatin]

@PhilipPorter Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.