Russell Howard Dingledodies part 5

[tobi4evr]

no where in the story of humpty dumpty is it mentioned that he's an egg.

[Moongirl12121]

*punches parking meter in the face* "YOU FUCKED UP GYPSY!!!!!!!!!"

[StarkidForTheWin]

Where in the poem Humpty Dumpty does it say that Humpty is an egg?

[dudaven]

Fighting, night-club, women. NO that bus-stop needs a hat.

LMAO!!!

[FuturisticFullstop]

1:48 cum face!! :)

[Ahokafan101]

that was like 911 laughed so hard!

[SpazAttack1979]

"this bus stop needs a hat," I laughed and cried so hard

[2Fat2Furi0us]

AIRRR AIRRI OMGGGG I NEED AIRRRR

[eghed8]

hilarious, but he nicked the humpty dumpty stuff from gervais.

[misshappylolly]

@KT926 lol at ur point no.4 XD

[meggijoxoxo]

Hit your hammer on a thumb...

[Howlofthewolves]

10:28 of pure AWESOME!

[KT926]

"That bus stop needs a hat"

1:46 "Fuckin hell!"

Point No.4 Nowhere in the rhyme it says that Humpty Dumpty is an egg,... bullshit

XD

[c00lca1]

He said the hooves gather no purchase, yeah we know, they couldn't put him back together anyway! ;)

[emoguys11]

4:54 Russel got possesed by Mr.Popo.

[xEmma2011]

pissed dwarf :')

[MyFictitiousLife]

I would never want to be that Irish bloke :P

[TheSexierSix]

why are all of russell's example's names Dave? :')

[MrBrickhead80]

humpty dumpty is based on a true story about a cannon so it is true

[4lligator]

@MrBrickhead80 but you know what's really strange? Nowhere does it mention that Humpty Dumpty was an egg. Go and check, i'll wait. The poem doesn't say it anywhere. Why do we all think he's an egg?

[paperdreams91]

@4lligator It was the answer to a riddle, which was the original form of the nursery rhyme.

[MissStarLittle]

You hit your hammer on a thumb :D

[cleorule]

"That was like nine eleven OMG i would have peed myself!!

[MoleTheHole]

Pause at 7:28 :'D

[tonetto03]

pause it at 9:44, <3 Russell Howard

[NexusDarkworld338]

GREY FACTION BOOK ONE is available at LULU dot COM

[missmoney369]

fuck sandwich????

[fuzzyflamingo1]

7:44 "ahahahaha...Jesus you vicious bitches" that has to be the greatest thing ever!!

[sarapiggies]

did any one els notice at 3:36 he says "if you hit your hammer on a thumb"?

[Neilo2k8]

"You Have To Find Me Daddy.........The Pleasures In The Chase!"

i was crying at that part! going to see him in cardiff next month!

[AproposOfMe]

3:39 challenge accepted

[101Tictacs]

I like his refreshingly liberal attitude to religion! and the fairytales routine is awesome :D

[CriticallyInsane2]

dont worry dan... i can eat sadnes! XD

love you russell <3 xx

[monkeymc1]

i see 3:44 as a goal

[Aimeeleightime]

Aw shit he has a girlfriend. -:(

[SettlingForLess93]

...It never says that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

[shazgirlrocks]

@SettlingForLess93 in all the books he is...



[papertowelzful]

I peed my pants!! X'D

[AllOnBoard09]

I am crying. Hilarious.

[MissiCupcake553]

3:38

"When you hit your hammer with a thumb".

LOL.

[Smitamas101]

im in tears here, this is amazing

[BekLouKat]

7:36 don't die of ass cancer russell!!x

[skullsreppic223]

listen to russle closely at 3.37 it is rearly funny cos he messes it up

[samcollardgames]

gr8 video m8

[maealexander87]

Can somebody explain the 'well, enough's enough." bit? I hear it, and laugh, because I get that it's not something normal, but what does it mean exactly?

Thank you.

[Jessica0709]

@maealexander87 Enough's enough means, well, sort of... "No more"... Hm, I don't know how else to explain it. Sorry.

[maealexander87]

@Jessica0709 No, I get what it means, I just don't get why it's funny. Is it because he's 5 or is it a british 'hidden meaning' thing that I just don't get?

[Jessica0709]

@maealexander87 It's because of the context, obviously. You're in the middle of a nativity play and suddenly a kid just stands up, despite being the front end of a donkey, and walks out. How can it not be funny? It's hysterical! :) No hidden meaning, just funny...

[maealexander87]

@Jessica0709 Thank you! That's what I thought, but it makes more sense now.

[Jessica0709]

@maealexander87 :)

[DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

My mum's shouted abuse at the fridge cos' we thought it had stoped working then we heard the noise it makes when it's working and my mum said "You liar!" cos' she was already looking at a cataloge for a new fridge and she walked to the fridge and started shouting abuse at it and I thought it was so funny

[jadeychook]

That Bus stop needs a hat. Gold.



[kingkimber08]

Hello parking metre.

Hello

D:

[1191alanmclean]

whats a jenga

[Genesis3Chi]

"Big bang theory!"

Sheldon Cooper might say that...

Not that he would ever have 'coitus'

[Genesis3Chi]

i've stayed up till 1 in the morning just watching Russell Howard...

Mock The Week made me wanna see them again

[squidgey1995]

yay no dis-like :) only russle could do that!!

[blabla1233890]

i can't believe he's 29 he looks like 20 or 17 wtf!!!

[TheViperSVR10]

@blabla1233890 he's 31

[kizzer134]

LOL HE SAYS THAT THE HORSE HAS NO PURCHASE XD

[TheTotalheadshot93]

WHERES THE MONEY FUCKO

[MrJowcey]

and i Quote "You Fucked Up Gypsy"

[fireypete]

"if you hit your hammer on a thumb" ???!?!?!

[1stcrayvenaa]

They gather no purhcase.

[113overgettingolder]

Wouldn't it be fantastic if God really acted like Russell does when he's pretending to be him?

[99EbonyRose]

@113overgettingolder .....in my universe, He does.....*grins*

[MrJowcey]

@99EbonyRose Lol :TrollFace:

[haz3yvideos]

@113overgettingolder wouldn't it be fantastic if Russell is god!

[fraserelliottguitar]

@113overgettingolder It would also be great if a God exists. But, it's highly unlikely.

[cruisereevesbarnesXD]

russell is sweatin' really bad around his neck and under his arms. Why do people sweat so much when your a stand up comedian :P

[Beccabear08]

@cruisereevesbarnesXD really bright lights + running around in an enclosed space , i'd reckon :)

[cruisereevesbarnesXD]

@Beccabear08 good answer, i think you're right 

[spore0808]

@cruisereevesbarnesXD performing in front of thousands of people lol

[SkilletRockzMySockz]

@cruisereevesbarnesXD because if you did that you'd sweat just as much coz of the lights, my friend plays on stage and he says its really hot and he sweats too

[cruisereevesbarnesXD]

@SkilletRockzMySockz yeah

[xColbert]

@cruisereevesbarnesXD a running around b very bright lights

[19teenybee94]

@cruisereevesbarnesXD because stage lights are like mini suns :P and when theres loads...phew!!!

[Neodunce]

the whole umpty dumpty bit is stolen from Gervais :L but soo funny

[romeosmummy]

you had me at wolf :)

[anthrax465]

"You'll have to find me daddy, The Pleasures in the Chase" creepy face. creepy laugh "HAHAHA"

[8belleangel8]

a man is BORN, he WORKS, he DiEs! sleep well! *creepy smile* lol

[chocoholicSISTA263]

teasing diabetics hahaha

[strictlyAsausage]

what an appalling dog

[CupcakexKitty]

I laughed so hard I literally don't want to do it anymore because it hurts too much.

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

;;teasinf diabetic'', haha....'in the corner rating mars bars at the end of the nite', best place 2 be,!ha!

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

''a fuck sandwhich'', so funny

[OMIANDAB]

''Well, enough's enough...' He was the front end of a donkey' Genius;) <3

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

@OMIANDAB so hilarious, i wud totally do that!!!!

[JujuBeanNii]

"I went to a salad bar. Touch me!" Lol, WUT! XD

[psykofobia]

why is every kid he talks about always 8 years old

[DelusionalDreamers]

@psykofobia Because 8 year old are the perfect age.

[ShikariCookie001]

WHERES THE MONEY FUCKO?!!

i dont knoww!

PAY UP YOU LITTLE IRISH BASTARD!!!!

XDDDDDDDDD

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

@ShikariCookie001 haha, its true, im irish ,i no

[JamSandwichx]

03:17 SWEATY PITS!!!

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

@JamSandwichx ha funny

[speedysnorlax]

I had a threesome with a tree when drunk :S

[artemisroxs]

dude...

HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS A GUN

[giubgiub]

"Why did Mr. and Mrs. Dumpty name their son Humpty? Bullshit!" xD

[AvengedBulletknot]

If you listen carefully, he says, "If you hit your hammer on a thumb-" XD

[spikelilgirl]

@AvengedBulletknot Yeah, he did. Oooops! :)

[kitaarmes]

@AvengedBulletknot fuckin lol x

[yunonamesleft]

@AvengedBulletknot well yeah you're not gonna hit your thumb on a hammer?

[Cinemadman]

A MAN IS BORN, HE WORKS, HE DIES! SLEEP WELL!! HAHAHA! LOL

[reggie2k10]

humpty dumpty is bull shit

[simpsonator123]

you fucked up gypsy...



[27goalkeeper]

He is so funny

[Nightmarez62]

Love it