Inept Reviews: Peter Beardsley's International Soccer

[ultimatebuzz1]

Best football game round them times was deff. Matchday this looks awful lol

[supahdupahguy81]

LOL it's like a 30-a-side school playground game...

[utrapzab]

the pitch is about 1500 acres and there must be about 25 a side here, still better than pro evo though

[XabiDellugo]

there are like 100 meters from the center of the pitch to the box

[Xyphoe]

Dude, I seriously laughed my fucking arse off watching this review! top marks!

The zombie spawning in Left4Dead pales in comparison to the spawn-a-thon of players in this game!

[RussWWFC]

So for some reason the music is "I'm forever blowing bubbles" (West Ham) and "When The Saints Go Marching In" despite Beardo having played for neither

[sexpistolarchive]

Super Soccer on the Spectrum was awful but I still paid £9 for it in 1987

[sexpistolarchive]

Jimmy Hill Smokes Weed

[collieuk]

His chin detaches and serves as a grinder, a little known fact about our beloved mightily chinned chap.

[BaronOfStuff]

So Collie, which is better? This or Megaman's Soccer?

[collieuk]

Well I think it's Megaman Soccer for the realism stakes alone. That at least vaguely plays like some sort of footballing game.

[GJSportsCoUk]

bought this game on the C64, where i think the graphics were slightly better (?!). Most Spectrum games had weird look to them

[BringerOfTheTruth]

Slightly better ? The Commodore 64 was like 10 times better than speccy

[Colonelbasic]

Best review ever haha, i hated that game

[hardgayramen4ever]

Perspective is all wrong in this game. Goal is fucking huge

[hellonpluto]

5:11 after the kick off i counted 12 yellow shirted players!?"$

[andrew1984uk]

One might have been a streaker!

[hellonpluto]

ooo errr missus

[nick25clark]

ha ha. that was funny. never played this game. dont think i missed out on much.

[cheekyleopard]

Even though it was rubbish i still bought it!

[marcokitto]

that was funny as fuck.....loved the way the defender sabotaged the first game!!!

[BalbacratZ]

lol... no, you were right, for some reason england wasnt in the list for player 1 the first time you peeked :D

[TeflonTron]

Sensible Soccer is still the King!!

[samarr08]

ana your a stupid vagina man

[LCDragonrats]

I sense this guy 'samarr08' is a TERRORIST, saying this stupid pharse... stupid vagina man. Grow the hell up Terrorist!!

[fraserdees]

Stupid Cockney twat get a life

[collieuk]

When I see a Cockney, I'll pass the message on to him. In the meantime, "The Cockney kids are innocent!"

Five bonus points to the first person to name the band responsible for that.

[kolibiri]

SHAM 69 woo

[collieuk]

You got the points in the bag! Well done!

Great band.

[Haller1977]

Crash - "Play just as good as england" 22%.

Sinclair User - "You goalie can't dive, you can't do sliding tackles, or even headers, you can't barge other players. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!" 34%

Your Sinclair - Deserves a red card for this load of (foot)balls 3/10

[Haller1977]

this was a ugly game only beaten by the ugly face os peter beardsley.

grat review man

[sinecurea]

What a wanker.

[collieuk]

I love comments like this. So special. Makes it all worthwhile.

[sinecurea]

I'm glad you take so much satisfaction in your own afflicted sadness.

[collieuk]

Cheers I do. Thanks for popping by!

[mildredsmittens]

this is no word of a lie - i was round me mates house the once watching an england match and old ugly peter beardsley came on (and it was an extreme close up) and me mates TV broke!

[Fawltykog]

It get's worse! did,nt what's his face gascoinge have a speccy game?

[collieuk]

Crybaby Gazza had two games the greedy git! Although Mr. Walkers Crisps Lineker won with his 3 games, none of which were great.