NINTENDO POWER - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[MasterROBO360]

Here's why Dracula made that ridiclous facial expression. If you PAY ATTENTION, you can see that it's an ad for Simon's Quest. And ALL of us know all about that crapload of junk.

[1994LSSM]

What was the ad?

[ZUBZEROSLIPKNOT]

The new Nintendo powers today suck

[Monticello24]

What game is the music starting at 3.18 from? Earthbound?

[1994LSSM]

@Monticello24 The Moon stage from Duck tales for NES

[guitarman88ify]

12:09 is that guys name reall ian stalker

[vanshma]

AUUUGH THAT STINKS D:<

[Bails2470]

how you smell that magazine lol it stinks?

[battleking500]

Hay James do you remember the N64 disk Drive

[TFgamer101]

man ur funny!

[cgholds]

transcribe audio 10:03 "you want to feel characters were mega woman and a good girl"

[BigCheeseMC26280]

8:16

[MrWhitman]

I used to love nintendo power. I even got a comment of mine published in it. Then they turned into a purely advertisement magazine and even stopped sending me my subscription even though it was still not up. Not much use for strategies?! HA!  Where are the maps? Where are the pictures showing exactly where to find something? Where are the shots so you know what thing actually look like instead of just a few words describing it?!

[MrSandw1ch]

Why the hell is Irate Gamer in the suggestions????

[naruhinafan1231]

Nowadays, Nintendo Power doesn't give out strategies to games. It's still good though. I wish I had all the old NP mags. From the first to the end of n64. With all posters and cards and everything. I was born in 1993, so I barely missed the NES, yet now I believe I was meant to live back then. I think I play games on the NES, SNES, Game Boy, and N64 more than games today, even Call of Duty! Where can I find all the old NP mags anyway?

[MrTartancam]

what was the disgusting thing :?

[5p4Zim]

You're shit house at getting posters out of magazines xD

[optimusfan1101]

i miss these days when avgn was uploaded every weekend

[LeRatonMopeur22]

not your best but still above average.

[captainblackjack123]

i just watched irate gamer he didnt even make me giggle.... -_- avgn makes me laugh almost instantly

[ultraveburas]

do 1-900 #s even exist any more? lol

[BrawlYoshi]

He should do this again sometime.

[thekoala038]

What Mario bros Zelda metriod sucks

[thekoala038]

@6thhokagephil It funny you are the top comment

[RandomClashers]

Has he reviewed a sonic game?

[electricmastro]

@RandomClashers Not really, although he did briefly mention Sonic CD in his Sega CD review.

[JamesPlaysGames95]

13:22

that is what the nintendo wii lacks

[electricmastro]

@JamesPlaysGames95 Madworld?

[hellotherelolol]

"That kid better be careful or those games will get wet. No wait, those games suck ass, throw em' to the sharks" Hilarious

[Vibros870]

He uses a Weegee board.

[NeOnThEcOdEr]

i have the mask two....



[NeOnThEcOdEr]

4:30 niga stole my bike.

[lolsroflomgbla]

Story of my life with Nintendo power i always looked at the pictures

[ssbmasterpk93]

EARTHBOUND IS THE MOST KICKASS GAME EVER.

[shoopdawhoop9871]

@ssbmasterpk93 ya but u know wat i hate about the seris

[echioauditore]

575 poeple are fans of the irate gamer...XD

[annoyingsteve]

@echioauditore more

[goldenpizzaking]

@echioauditore irate gamer and avgn rule

[derpstunfisk]

There was a Mario Paint Player's Guide? Huh?

[lilvin69]

is it just me or is the only comedy sequal jim carry was ever in was pet detective

[Tsukiyomaru0]

Nowadays game magazines are very dull...

[papershadow69]

Yo-yo man's in Mega Man Unlimited

One's that got made: Spring Man, Magic Man, Clown Man

Modified: Sun Man (Solar Man),

[toonman4445]

... ASS

[TrunksTrevelyan]

Just one thing: Capri Man. Search for it on Youtube ;)

[Mrgodofwar89766]

is nintendo power over

[toonman4445]

@Mrgodofwar89766 he

NO

[Dragonsbane025]

Stop reading these about the time Future began publishing them.

[CheapJabroni]

I think James had a falling out with the guitar guy.

[jackiecrane57]

at 10:04 weaseletta & terror teddy? conkers bad fur day reference? lol

[U2B643]

POWER! NINTENDO POWER MOTHERFUCKER !

[mac11380acp]

what was the ad that was so gross u didnt wanna show it

[thadea]

fkn asshole nintendo power editor

[thadea]

sun man = solar man

[thadea]

5:26 - ftw

[andreww1212]

Jeez try finding such an extravagant magazine these days. They all look so bland and depressing.

[austinb963]

found an old original smb3 NP strategy guide. bought it for a dollar, its barley used, almost ment.

[Trooper599]

Wow.. does he really not realize that those "questions and answers" part at the end is about as real as the erotic stories "sent in" by Penthouse fans?

[ElFreakinCid]

@Trooper599

What, do you seriously think fans don't write in to the magazine? If so, you're pretty slow.

[akwardfunny]

[comment removed by sopa].

[Maddiox3]

@akwardfunny SOPA was denied on Tuesday, wasn't it?

[akwardfunny]

@Maddiox3 no it just got pushed to june.

[Maddiox3]

@akwardfunny NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[MrAwesome667]

Was he serious about stapling the page shut?

[BulletMADAFAKA]

hey man its ok i found the track:).its from duck tales

[BulletMADAFAKA]

DUDE!! CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME NAME OF THE SONG!! IT STARTS ON 3:20! URGENT CUS ITS SOOOOOOOO FUCKIN FAMILIAR

[Niallhhfm]

@BulletMADAFAKA It's Duck Tales - The Moon

[thundreturtle]

these questions before the video starts are rally starting to bug me -_-

[TheSkulled27]

i will get the top comment with the AVGN signiture Swear:

*********oh yeah, its that bad!!!

[6thhokagephil]

Hm, no top comment....Good. Let's keep it that way.

[Forthelemon]

@6thhokagephil oh god. What have you done?

[stuntman45666]

friends :3 WTF IS UR PROBLEM!

[tacohero]

1:49 today there is internet and tomorrow maybe not. If the government has its way you won't even be able to look up game information, hints and tips on the internet. Why? That's all copyrighted too.

[Arrowsiege]

@tacohero yes its 2012 the internet will die but we didnt now that nintedo power will come back lol

[msx629]

@tacohero Not only that, the govt could senosr anything they didn't agree with, even if the material for a website wasn't copyrighted.

[1992Bowser]

i can't wait for avgn to do the ducktails for the nes review

[WhiteMagicEnygma]

speaking of lack of creativity (the nintendo 64 names) how does his singer go from a HIT like the AVGN theme song to that crappy like 2 lyric and hook loop of that CHEEZY nintendo power song! lol oh well james is still great!

[HyperSonicSquall]

@WhiteMagicEnygma .....because that was the jingle for commercials for nintendo power.

[tthomaselli2]

14:33.; Song?

[tthomaselli2]

14:03.; AVGN!

[tthomaselli2]

8:14-8:19.; Lol.

[tthomaselli2]

574 people arn't subscribed to 'Nintendo Power'.

[Bludhoundz8]

is it still possible to get all of the Nintendo Power magazines? I mean, from 1 to whatever issue they have now.

[macarina1]

Anyone actually make that mike tyson's punch deal XD

[steinafl]

zelda and smw comics where awesome:)

[kvkop]

I remember that magazine. I never had an actual subscription, but they sent me the first five or six for free. Good stuff!

[EzekielWinnfield]

Codes? Herp,derp. Codes r 4 luserz who r 2 dumb 2 come up with gud strategies! U cheaters! >_>

[WelcomeToTheGunShow2]

@EzekielWinnfield Gramer is gud 4 ppl 2 understand u on teh internet

[EzekielWinnfield]

@WelcomeToTheGunShow2 Ah, so it is true that most of the Internet lacks the intelligence to recognize sarcasm.

[SuperSuperRaccoon]

why dont you just cut the poster out insted of ripping

[Tochir0]

The moon!!

[arbiter1er]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA LOL SO FUNNY

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

You know what I think...

the nintendo systems should have continued the "super" theme for a few more consoles...

like...

Nes

Super Nes

Ultra 64

Mega Nes

Giga Nes XD

[DinerSals]

@TheReasonWhyGuy:

No.

Why? Because it's unimaginative, lazy, and confusing.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@DinerSals

First of all, it was a joke... and how the fuck is it confusing? are you retarded.

Ultra is always used as a superior to super... and mega/giga are million/billion

Pretty simple to me :P

[DinerSals]

@TheReasonWhyGuy:

"and how the fuck is it confusing?"

Why the fuck is everything called "_____ NES"? It makes it seem like it's the fucking Game Boy in regards to upgrades.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@DinerSals Are you so dumb you don't know what NES stands for?

Nintendo entertainment system :P

And again, it was a joke herpaderp

[MrDaphool]

@TheReasonWhyGuy you missed the shit outta his point

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@MrDaphool And again, it was a joke herpaderp

[MrDaphool]

@TheReasonWhyGuy wrong part

[Gimfigle496]

@DinerSals you seem to be less smart than the general viewers of this video

[DinerSals]

@Gimfigle496:

And yet still more smarter than you. Congrats, douche.

[Gimfigle496]

@DinerSals i love how you tried to prove you're smarter than me and said "more smarter" my point proven. the way you should phrased that sentence is "Yet smarter than you." dumbass

[Vintendo1337]

i liked the wizard...

[EastCoastDude99]

@Vintendo1337, hell yeah The Wizard was good. So was Vice Versa with Fred Savage. I wish AVGN would do a review of that movie too.

[bigal2k643]

i remember star fox 2 what a great game evrey one needs to play the beta rom

[FlowSense544]

When I saw that toe nail jar ad,I was like DAAAMN!!!

[FlowSense544]

I'm actually glad that I didn't have to see and play all those shitty games because I wasn't born then,but i know that there were some cool and good games but most of them were shitty because when I was little,i used to play some of those.

[compamac]

song 4:54?

[carzon200]

@compamac Its the corneria theme music from star fox for the snes.

[homestarmy1]

@compamac It's from Starfox

[simpsonNirvana94]

I always use a razor blade to cut out the posters, makes it very easy and accurate.

[sambre21]

i loved Nintendo power, my walls were covered with there pages, this brought back great memories.

[jamesisawiz511]

is frasier from video games awesome siging? please reply

[bloodisredandgreen]

Modern day equivalent: Game Informer

[Phail0r]

Did anyone else shat their pants on the start?

[vegitassj1]

best part 00:08 --> 00:16

[captainzaptain]

haha i tried the magic eye and it actually works

[turtlesunion123]

I would love to be james wife

[zecocolt]

ok im gonna do the happy video game nerd. there we review all the good games...ok we are done that´s all the good games

[entropy44]

fuck, this episodes makes me wish i hadn't thrown all my gaming mags away! i had close to 100 magazines like nintendo power, gamepro, EGM, etc., all from the 90s. fuck why'd i throw em out :(

[Echolyktuz]

Even though i am not as a hardcore gamer as James is, i remember the posters that NINTENDO POWER gave away. Just thinking about it makes me wanna thow up over lotsa spaghetti. But i think they fixed it, now they put tear lines so the only thing you have to do is pulling away.

[Michaelmyersrulz]

thumbs up if you saw mario

[Rockboy58]

@Michaelmyersrulz Fuck off thumb whore

[TheCrypticKnight]

That was great! I had an NES, SNES and N64 but never subscribed to Nintendo Power but did buy a few copies. Your video made me realize what I missed out on. That editor was an ass..but a comedic genius. Loved it. If only I had a time machine.

[Ravenite1]

lol funniest intro ever

[jeatcleave]

I should have had my mom subscribe to Nintendo Power instead of Ducktails Magazine. :(

[METALWEED420]

Smoke Man how could he miss that the dude clearly has a joint in his hands none the less i fucking love the AVGN

[sebijin]

Now i'm going to look at my old magazines so I can see the smart ass remarks from the Ninttendo Power editor

[B3nkr3w]

WAY COOL EPISODE JIM!

[robertsfunny1995]

Wish they still had that NES achievers section, I once got 9,999,990 points in Super Mario Bros. 3.

[Frozone470]

Beep...boop...beep....ASS!!!! >=O

[Hanagigi]

5:51 Y U NO in bottom left corner

[TheSuperspot101]

10:06-10:07 What The Fuck?

[NASCARFAN160]

I meant "?"

[NASCARFAN160]

4:58 isn't that the one that glew in the dark or something!

[jffry890]

13:22 true true... least this guy had some intelligence.

[Draca101]

8:38: those are fox pictures

Thumbs up so people can see!

[xingxang444]

6:02 D4V3 1S TH4T YOU?!

[ejdj247]

Ass!

[ShadowWolfRising]

Pedo Dracula?

[Cokedlr]

this has the best overall background music, all total nes classics

[Ravenite1]

10:03 Annie & Pedo Bear from League of Legends?

[dozeros]

@Ravenite1 haha :D

0:14

spit beer, hahaha, lol

[HarryBoI7777]

@Ravenite1 Lol that actually looks like her XD

[Ravenite1]

@HarryBoI7777 lol! right? Riot must have been desperate for inspiration :-P

[ShredChannel]

ASS!

[PlushFever]

i saw mario

[Nazrat84]

13:43 AND THUS CALL OF DUTY WAS BORN!

Seriously... that logic is how bad things, like drugs n stuff get in young people's hands. It works though!

[SparkzkCola]

earth bound dosent stink

[brrrdman85]

uhhhh... thanks Ian. That's certainly some useful information!

[5GMofRAM]

at 8:38, i did the cross your eyes thingy with the seeing thing and i was trippy :P

[TheYoNate]

Now I wanna get "Nintendo Power"!

[anon7096]

Yeah, that editor really was a massive douche.

[Cl04d]

575 People were Nintendo Power Editors..

[ahquejohnny]

10:08 Weaseletta and Terror Teddy. Annie of the League of Legends game must be a reference to this. If so, it's an awesome reference.

[ExplodingMummies]

@ahquejohnny That seems highly unlikely.

[WPH15]

The stapled page is the toenail jar ad James showed in the video. He must have simply forgotten that's also the ad on the page he stapled. I'm not a thumbs up whore, and I usually never ask for this, but please thumbs this comment up so everybody will stop asking what the stapled page is.

[reggiardito]

@WPH15 How do you know?

[Chukwillard]

@reggiardito SGC - James Rolfe(AVGN) Panel - Part 2 uploaded by CurtDogg. the thing about the stapled page is at 2:45.

[jeffhardy123877]

@WPH15 Can you give me a link to a picture, or tell me which second in the video was the ad shown?

[andj2009]

@jeffhardy123877 6:52

[Chukwillard]

@jeffhardy123877 6:55 thats whats on the stapled page.

[TheEddiejones15]

@WPH15 no way :P

[geniefnv]

@Cujucuyo Duck Tales "The Moon". Year 200X does a great cover.

[DudesNextDoor123]

what was so disgusting at 7:08?

[cokeandhalozz]

Anybody know what's in stapled page

[cokeandhalozz]

14:02 did nintendo power know the future of james

[DariusEdge2]

I wonder which issue of Nintendo Power had that ad he said he stapled over. xD

I'm curious now.

[captainshuttle]

@DariusEdge2 Looks like it was Volume 82, from March 1996

[lazertag720]

@DariusEdge2 maybe the page was snapshot of dr jekle and mr hyde

[Cujucuyo]

3:20 From what game is this song?

[G6Kenny]

I just downloaded all the nintendo power issues for freeeeee :D

[PansageTrent9]

James (aka Angry Video Game Nerd), the Super Mario Bros movie already released in cinemas back in 1993, did you really watch at the cinemas when you're 12 years old? And did you wait for the movie to release like you rather wait for a buffalo to take a s**t? Do you have a DVD of it? Didn't it have the movie in the cinemas back in your hometown when you're 12 years old? Because everyone saw the movie in the light of day.

[partymonster411]

i still get nintendo power, they have good *exclusive* articles, and that fun style

[randomstupidrandom]

REGGIE IS GIYGAS! SPREAD THE WORD!

[Woodstock187]

"doing ape shit" xD

[MrBoyhuman]

wow david blaine sings

[Cardisboard]

Draculas doing his Pedo Face.

[WeirdVideoGameReview]

"This ones cool,cause owls are cool!", haha best AVGN quote !

[video166]

How old is James? he only looks like hes in his late 20s XD

[kitsunefire1]

@video166 He's actually in his early 30's. :P

He's also married too!

[redjirachi1]

@kitsunefire1 Because nerds get all the chicks, despite what Hollywood says