Sounders FC Rap - "Scarves Up"

[davidxjr]

Wow... this is like epic bad

[icefunkPDX]

still a great laugh, always. go timbers.



[JustinBieberBaby51]

Awesome 

[sweetyamz09]

ppffftt. um nice ass

[chapateek4]

THIS IS SO FAKE

[sukia45]

This is FANTASTIC!!!!! I would totally buy this on iTunes. Fucking brilliant. In fact I want to blast this in my car as I wait to park at QWEST. Sounders for life!

[t0adman]

Whoa, this is a joke, right? What a goofy "rap". It's still not as bad as Portland's attendance and win records.

[soundersFC55]

i would like to thank all the portland fans giving the sounders all this publicity. cause no one really cares about portland enough to make a stupid video like this or even talk about portland at all. Any publicity is good publicity

[CarryYourAsh]

Great to see that the TA have such an incredible presence on YouTube...

[seatown2sb]

Can't say much when you've elected an actual sexual predator to run your city.

You guys' real issue with the track is the slow tempo kills your meth buzz.

[TraditionalSkin89]

embarrased, by this? does "I like Turtles" ring a bell in Portland

[jchuckt]

What's up TA bitches!? Ya gonna watch the US Open semis on tuesday?

Portscum, Portscum, just a shitty little city on a river of piss!

[PDXcharolastra]

What's your soul worth ECS??

Really, aren't you guys embarrassed by this shit?

I mean, even for you assclowns this has to be it, right?

Sexual predators should not be rapping, that was completely horrific.

You asswipes outdid yourselves once again.

The price is right I guess.

[wseattlepleasureclub]

I don't know what everybody is talking about. This ish is dope! I'd buy this single.

[GreenUltraLad]

absolute trash...

seattle sucks dick, flat out....

portland 4 life!

[FinneganUSA]

And the rest of the country is now getting to understand what us Timbers fans have known for years...

[weblerph]

wow... this can't suck enough.

[zengoyano]

I'd be interested in penetrating the vagina, and anus of the assholes who made this video, then ejaculating and urinating on.... the full monty and jake-wha?

[IceFunk1]

OMG OMG OMG OMG

I laughed so hard I crapped my pants.

More trash Seattle is spitting out.

Portland = Pride of the Northwest

[Darthpryme]

...This was made by the Aces right? or the Timber Army? There is no way a Sounders fan would do this to his own club...

[barnaclebrian107]

Hey, this beats that Dream Weaver video!

ACES!

[carella211]

this is the lamest attempt at smack in the history of smack. nice try gynamo fans, but you fail. again!

[tehsleeper]

This was absolutely horrible. I suppose after both being accused of rape they figured they ought to act more gangster.

Touch of a rapist, or touch of Montero, and now touch of Jaqua.

[jmalsballs]

These guys should ditch football to pursue hip hop full time. like Joaquin Phoenix.

[TheTimbersuck]

i think this is golden scarf worthy!

[onikojin]

freddy montero, no means no.

[donaldoproductions]

When you think they can not get any lower, they outdo themselves.

Thumbs down.

[revid]

'That's when Jaqua attacked the plaintiff and "subjected her to a brutal, forcible sexual assault," the lawsuit claims. Jaqua allegedly penetrated her vagina and anus with his fingers and penis, and then ejaculated and urinated on her.'

-Cool rap

[eddiechopp]

freddy cant barley speak a word or english. THIS IS FAKE BUT A GOOD FIRST RAP!!! GO SOUNDERS

[soundersfan]

white guys rappin,

-favorite line-

sounders fc

portland FU!

[wseattlepleasureclub]

OMG!! Nate canNOT rap lol... Fredy is pretty good tho... GO SOUNDERS!!

[bennettkling]

This beat is sick, but I don't know if its really them or not.