@ 0:50 well, that happened to my parents my dad actually slapped my mom across her face while he was dreaming...Yikes....imagine how my mom reacted to that!
Funny but not true, we men think all the time to.. but we cant say it, if we did say it they may get offended.some times we are focusing on something on TV.
@RealityOneTV so you are a woman, i am a man and i think of nothing all the time. just lie down stare at the ceiling and bam 15-30 min have disappeared
2:31 TRUUUEEE!!!!!!! She so does this to me... While chewing my food: "What are you thinking about? You're so silent! Something happened?". Watching a movie: "What are you thinking about? You look so distracted. Are you even paying attention to me?". And the worst part is... AFTER SEX. God damn it! I'm having my five minutes of dilution in Universe and she goes "What are you thinking about? You didn't like it?" SHUUUTTT UPPPPP!!!!! ...please. My head is void, empty, thoughtless. Comprende?))
@RamirezRoyalty lol I don't know what that is but I'll check it out. But lmao it happened to me in math again the other day, I don't know I like it, makes me feel so much better about things. And that idiot is trying to act mature, like wtf, who doesn't wanna be a kid and fuck around?
I can stare at a video for 5 minutes and forget im watching a video. I have to replay the damn video once its over because i realize i spaced out, women have no concept of what it means to space out but it is actually an incredible experience.
so true about guys......today in class I was sitting there for like 20 minutes staring at the board and thinking of nothing, the whole class was watching me.
He took it from Marc Gungor... that one is really hilarious!
yelinka1 1 month ago
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yelinka1 1 month ago
@ 0:50 well, that happened to my parents my dad actually slapped my mom across her face while he was dreaming...Yikes....imagine how my mom reacted to that!
MultiDoubleTake 2 months ago
warning: Do not watch this while eating
englishtoarab 2 months ago
These jokes are getting really old. Always the same topics: men and women, race etc.
philippmikio2 2 months ago
(LAUGHING @ SCREENSAVER)
TEACHYOUTEEWHY 3 months ago
I dreamed that DJ Premier blocked me on Twitter. I was really worked up. Thank God it wasn't reality yo.
TEACHYOUTEEWHY 3 months ago
Not totally tree
nellie2581 3 months ago
free thinkers are dangerous ^_^
Ser1Ej 3 months ago
Funny but not true, we men think all the time to.. but we cant say it, if we did say it they may get offended.some times we are focusing on something on TV.
RealityOneTV 3 months ago
@RealityOneTV so you are a woman, i am a man and i think of nothing all the time. just lie down stare at the ceiling and bam 15-30 min have disappeared
hungeredone 2 months ago
I stare off into space, zone out and think about nothing. (=
yondaime297 3 months ago
finally one that isnt recorded with a spoon
LawlersX204 3 months ago
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Travmapunk 4 months ago
2:31 TRUUUEEE!!!!!!! She so does this to me... While chewing my food: "What are you thinking about? You're so silent! Something happened?". Watching a movie: "What are you thinking about? You look so distracted. Are you even paying attention to me?". And the worst part is... AFTER SEX. God damn it! I'm having my five minutes of dilution in Universe and she goes "What are you thinking about? You didn't like it?" SHUUUTTT UPPPPP!!!!! ...please. My head is void, empty, thoughtless. Comprende?))
Travmapunk 4 months ago
Extra -Ordinary ... i mean what the heck !! he has fucking awesome analysis :PP
SSJIV 4 months ago
@RamirezRoyalty lol I don't know what that is but I'll check it out. But lmao it happened to me in math again the other day, I don't know I like it, makes me feel so much better about things. And that idiot is trying to act mature, like wtf, who doesn't wanna be a kid and fuck around?
thefalstini 4 months ago
I can stare at a video for 5 minutes and forget im watching a video. I have to replay the damn video once its over because i realize i spaced out, women have no concept of what it means to space out but it is actually an incredible experience.
RamirezRoyalty 4 months ago 4
@RamirezRoyalty I hate it when that happens because you waste precious time.. you could be doing something else with that time.. XDD
yondaime297 3 months ago
@AgentCarter I'm sure I'm a retard, too bad I got a 92% and I live in canada. But thanks dude its all cool
thefalstini 5 months ago
@thefalstini For some reason i imagine you talk made chill like Stankowski from Glory Daze lol.
RamirezRoyalty 4 months ago
so true about guys......today in class I was sitting there for like 20 minutes staring at the board and thinking of nothing, the whole class was watching me.
thefalstini 5 months ago 4
@thefalstini um, that just means youre a retard
this doesnt apply to me at all
AgentCarter 5 months ago
This is funny because as a woman.. I do this.. frequently.
xiahbebeh 5 months ago
that was amazing.. it happens to me most of the time...
NathaneilRoss 5 months ago
my sister press dislike
HumalDiscover 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
guys have the ability to sit out there, for like 15 minutes, stare constantly at space, and think about NOTHING
amjadthasleem 7 months ago
He is not funny anymore.. I don't know who's writing his jokes but he is just not the one he used to be..
alboss13 7 months ago
OMG, that's so true. I do exactly what he just said. After a bad dream involving my husband, i get mad at my him after i get up and blame him!!!
Luwangli 7 months ago
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Luwangli 7 months ago
3:40 - 4:30 <---- sooooo true, I know cuz I've done it!! & it goes EXACTLY like that LMAO!!!!!!
Priya1980G 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Thumbs up, if you are watching this in 2011!
1997raptors 8 months ago
you always do this shit! xD
iloveasians00 9 months ago 30
this guy is brilliant !
GiipsyLady 9 months ago 28
Which one of his shows is this? is it red white and brown?
incom1337pro 10 months ago 4
@incom1337pro Yes, it is Red,White and brown-Bonus Material.
vairowal69 10 months ago 2
dont fucking touch me xDD hes AWSOME.
micheyetts 11 months ago