Return of the Jedi - Youtube Poop

[ihatefurrys]

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!

[Zerkrom]

you can just call me, MOMMY

[Alistair9088]

The emperor does indeed fail to shit, so be it

[MrMentleman]

what is the song at 3.50 please (awesome video btw my rips still hurt)

[Gertilish]

@MrMentleman Its 'SMK hittar Munspelet' by 'Slagsmalsklubben'

[MrMentleman]

@Gertilish thank you so mutch you are an awesome pooper

[bquicksand99]

Im watchin this same movie @ the same time as this vid

[shrikechan]

I love the laugh tracks and Jerry Springeresque audience reactions lol

[Zalaecos]

3rd time i've watched this and I still lol... hard XD

[OvenTrooper]

Han definitely shot first in the ending!

[TheMegatron1992]

damn! i wanna be a good shooter like han solo XD

[N3V3RSAYD13]

the emperor does not shit. .... :o

[mypunksnotdead]

DAYUMN!!!

[deanodawg01]

2:34 talk about tea bagging XD

[Crewwstube]

2:34 Wat

[kapi23]

In time you will call me... mami... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD!!!!!!!!!!

[LordScreech]

@kapi23 you are gravely mistaking

[gamefan6219]

3:26 UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!

[gamefan6219]

@gamefan6219 i mean 2:26

[bigpig47]

so it looks like that you have obtained the newest version of return of the jedi from George. This is a masterpiece i must say myself

[StephenColbert27]

What's the "Where's my Froggy?" in the beginning from? Anyone know?

[MrEriklenn]

@StephenColbert27 Really? You HAVE to ask that? ........it's from Blazing Saddles, a movie made by Mel Brooks.

[StephenColbert27]

@MrEriklenn sorry.....

[randommax95]

Han solo's gun is freakin powerful 0_o

[Vykkdraygo713]

"Shall I hold?"

"No."

"As you wish-"

"No."

-_-

[meDJSIRIUS]

the emperor does not shit! xD!!!!!!

[cherriesells]

Everyone is afraid of Luke's farts! XD

[thewhiteknightman]

Holy shit, Han Solo must have been the extra for Rambo.

[thewhiteknightman]

OH NO THE RANCOR

[THECOSMONAUT100]

3:26-3:31

Imperial Officer: Ok here we go and- oh fuck that.

[HamanKarn567]

@THECOSMONAUT100 LMAO Cuz of vader

[Ninjasquirrel5]

1:33 3:45 4:59 5:26 - Best bits.

[VincentVonDoom47]

I time you will call me mome

your gravely mistaken

*fart*

[ShyteKreek46]

Love the Ed laugh!!!

[matthewhonnor]

The Emperor does not shit

[Devlegowii]

where is that shit going?

[TheRumChum]

Youll become angry and use your Cock xD

[EleventhDarkness]

I bet that at 0:48, Jabba had his TrollFace on behind that curtain xD

[KulakxFilms]

im sorry but i am laughing my ass off when he says my men are working assss ffffassssttt assss theeeyyyyy caaannnn fuck it just sounds soo hilarious like hes trying to manipulate vader

[Vykkdraygo713]

where is that shit going?

LOL XD

[laziedude]

The Emperor does not shit.

[Vykkdraygo713]

4:36 HAN KILLS EVERYONE

[RyvernRaigon]

Soon...you will be calling me MOMMY!"

Oh god...that just sounded so perfect and hilarious x'D

[masterlowsferatu]

I always thought it was coca cola....

[Binx4Eva1604]

"GOOD GRAVY!!" I LMFAO at that bit!! :D

[Pwntus]

BAM!



[AgentViper007]

Funny as heel, loved the beginning and DAMM!

Han blows up everything, hell he should have done that in the movie

[Commanderblushridley]

DAMN!!!

[mariofan6489]

in time, you will call me.....MAMEE :)

[Shoopda7]

u just killed vader!!!!luke ur dumb

[Shoopda7]

Sidius:in time u will call me mommy

vader: O_O

luke:ur greatly mistakin

[Shoopda7]

VADER:The emperor does not shit

impiral officer:o.o

Vader:were is tht shit going

adrmiral peit:i was abouty to clean it should i

adrmiral peit:should i clean it....should i clean it....

vader:noo noo noo

[MultiNonymous]

What's that clip at the start from? Y'know, the one with the guy in the bath questioning the location of his frog?

[alicwkd]

@MultiNonymous

It's from a film called Blazing Sadals. It's a good film :)

[ChazBurgerApocalypse]

Your over confidence is your weakness! Oooooooooaah! Your faith in your friends is yours! Aaaaaaaaah he got you there!

[ganstakl]

@ChazBurgerApocalypse Wait a minute! Your username quotes Coach from L4D2. Awesome.

[RandJmofo]

lol



[xXSociallyAwkwardXx]

the emperor does not shit! xD lol

[westproductions100]

"In time you will call me mommy XD"

[tarkinfish]

@BaisedRoom1645 nvm lol

[adamantfox]

ah its just a dead animal... YOHOYOHO!!!

[MykeMetyll]

Not a single "It's A Trap" joke?

Son,

I am dissapoint.

[riffnark]

Ron Simmons ftw

[Borg639]

now... 1:20 I WATCHED THAT HUNDREDS OFF TIMES AND STILL LAUGHED XDDDD

[Villamoin]

1:20 XD

[firstprimehunter]

your over confidence is your weakness. OOOOHH!

your faith in your friends is yours. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!

[bubbly12ish]

DAMN!

[1MichealMyers]

5 people will die tonight

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

new this was going to be mindless random repeats within the first 2 seconds.

[Oozywolf]

I loved the crowd noises

[JKPwnageT]

LOL LMAO ROFL in time u will call

Me.., MOMMY

[JKPwnageT]

FAIL!!! XD

[KeegTech]

In time, you will call me...MOMMY

[quadraxis77]

WHERE IS THAT SHIT GOING?!

[MrSouter2]

The emperor does not shit,WTF

[tyrlin]

What is the 8bit music being used while the ewok is flying the speeder?

[JKPwnageT]

Lol soon u will call me mommy XD

[tyrlin]

Well I misquoted that with my phone lol

[tyrlin]

3PO, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll use your c*ck

[ClassicDisneyFan94]

4:02 "In time, you will call me mommy" rofl!!!

[ClassicDisneyFan94]

"In time, you will call me mommy"

[ZBone12]

WHERES MY FROGGY!?

[MichaelMyers87]

lol han solo shot and blew up the death star

[blizzardballz]

after the first second we knew what it was, DAMN!!

[DeadDannyTheSinner]

where is that shit going? lol

[TheCratt]

0:25. XDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

[xAelitaxSchaefferx]

5 people were hit in the head by Luke's rock

[mordigoth]

Luke Killed the Collonel... No more kfc.

[alyankfreak]

1:19 Literally LOL'd when Luke hit the KFC guy in the head with the rock!

[wiseidiot5763]

Heh, faith in yo momma.

[icametorock1]

you butchered my favorite star wars movie. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. good. i love it. my sides were hurting for an hour after watching this. best youtube poop yet.

[nintenandryan]

You make the best ytp's ever!

[specialfred1101]

The emperor should have got Han solo to b his commander - he's a good shot!!

Oh and a tip - if the emperor can't shit, u'd better do what he says!!!

[iforgot87871]

"As you wi- NO."

[iforgot87871]

lol as soon as Jabba peeked out at 0:40, I knew he was going to be a pain in the ass about that curtain- but I still laughed my ass off anyway.

[iforgot87871]

Oh man the Emperor is going to explode if he can't shit!

[Mechanicaldrugs98]

i've only got one thing to say after watching this...............DAMN!!!

[timdaman250]

you should of made c3po say "oh no! the bagel!

[TheCapedcrusader9]

emperor- fire at will commander

commander-i'm on lunch break my lord

emperor-fire at will commander

commander -oh come on the cantina is 20 floors down from the control room,i couldn't use the elevator and i waited 3 hours in the queue of like a thousand stormtroopers and now i'm second in line!

emperor- fire at will

commander- oh fine! (fires death star after 6 hours)

the commander was second in line again after another 6 hours

but unfotunately the death star blew up

[gundog39]

What are those lines @ 2:41-2:46 from.

[DarknessBlood1]

@gundog39 American Psycho

[stingchameleon1]

dude! funny

[MeIsGoodPerson]

COCA COLA!

BOOM

[Pwnage195]

at 1:19 you made me lol to death. XD

[ironhidewatson]

what nothing to do with its a trap i feel let down

[kgsolaman5000]

1:20 HAHAHAHA XD

[lolsephirothlol]

DAMN

[fenderstrat6485]

What's the coca-cola song? it sounds familiar.

[LuiDeca]

wuts the music in 1:00

[benh917]

@LuiDeca i believe i can fly

[Pwnage195]

@LuiDeca oh wow you couldnt guess it it was so easy its called i belive i can fly

[LordJazor]

I will never think of anything but "DAMN." for Lando replies now.

[ShiningLion]

@LordJazor Lucky you... I've thought such for any dark Star Wars character from the point I first saw this video! :D

[Lordi1408]

Han Solo's at 2:40...what's that from? 

[Gweirdaaron]

I had to pause the vid at 0:24 and laugh for an hour before continuing

[metaknight95]

the emperor does not shit

at the point...i had to shit...

[joerouleau54]

laughing track

[ZillaRocks]

If the Emperor does not shit, then how does he eliminate waste from his bowels? Through the Force?

[MultiLiamm]

the emperor does not shit

[Vykkdraygo713]

HAN DESTROYS EVERYONE

[Steltulon]

DAMN!!!

[EdwardNygma1]

DAMN!

[GangBangDisco]

Oh No A Rancor

[MyTyler99]

1:21 he missed big time lmao lmao lmao lmao

[zachr121]

COCA COLA!

[PegasoltaEclair]

1:37 Where is that shi-T going? XD

[scoobyrds]

LOL at all of Lando's lines xD

[quadraxis77]

*Han shoots and blows up Death Star II*

Lando: DAMN!!!

[MrSouter2]

In time you will call me mummee!LOL!!!

[Halibut118]

WHAT IS THAT SONG? It sounds great!

(Although it probably isn't complete without an ewok on a speeder)

[Gertilish]

@Halibut118 It's called 'SMK Hittar munspelet' by 'Slagsmalsklubben'

[Halibut118]

@Gertilish Alrighty! It should be the Ewok national anthem or something.

[GangBangDisco]

@Halibut118 BTW if you like that listen to kasta

[stingchameleon1]

@Halibut118 agreed

[younggunsfan]

1:22 KFC just got bitchslaped by Taco Bell

[ReservedRealist]

LOL "The Emperor does not shit..."

[seankinsellasean]

luke used the fart

[lolmamon]

4:31-4:36 EPIC

[TheCpb101]

Yo-ho yo-ho a pirates life for meeee!!

[501stClanTacoSith96]

Ive watched this many times, it never gets old!

[ChaoticChicken1]

"in time..you will call mee, maa-mee"

"your over confidence is your weakness" "ooooOOOOHH"

"your faith in your friends is yours" "aaAAAHHH!!"

[Popkajopa]

Damn!!!

[kashisahman97]

best star wars poop

[OfficialPureClan]

"Them emperor, does not shit!"

hhahhaahaaa

[Dahelipryo]

@Snyarhedir He isnt that good, he just has aimbot.

[ZacACoolDude]

I beleive I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! XD

[ComradeJon]

3:50 - 4:02 - the epic 8 bit ewok lol

[crazyharry156]

Why didn't Han just destroy the original Death Star that way in Episode IV?

[sdsdfg99]

The emperor does not shit pissed my pants there

[Tcannon1231]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol your videos are so funny

[Aspire198]

1:21 colonel Sanderson headshot? Lol

[SamCORRUPTED]

DAMN!

[soldier7200]

LOL, Lando,  DAMN!

[PivotPiAnimations]

Holy crap, Han Solo is a good shot.

[xyrxes1]

This deserves more views

[jakascott21]

who could of knew there was something called force farting!

[Zug75]

the waterboy part is hilarious!

[BlueShadowRealm]

LOL "Where's my froggie?"

xD

[davyvde]

lol 8 bit ewok

[kennykyle133]

DAMN

[chrisjhart221138]

Wicked. 

[Soldierofdoom444]

COKE-COLA!

*BOOM*

[KralleCR]

DAYAMN!

[ZillaRocks]

The Emperor doesn't shit? That must be why he has such bad gas.

[SternMann93]

The Emperor does not shit,

*walks awat dramatically*

[komodojoe2]

The Emperor Wants Pizza!!!