Urban Legends - 01 Unzipped

[BoyNotorious333]

put this girl in a porno

[BoyNotorious333]

ahahahahahaha

[saturnrings123]

ahahahahahahah

[lynchmobb813]

Hahahah

[yugoxgc]

why the hell would she play with it, AT DINNER WITH HER PARENTS??=/

[skllpirates12457]

Ew her Dad probably fantasizes about her.

The way he talks about her.. *shivers*

[Poogo4Ever]

why the heck was a little kid commercial advertised on here

[Thiora]

she looks like she plays a mean flute

[GriffinPets]

WTF!



[Slagsmuklubben]

Wow everyone, this girl, really? She's not that stunning. I've seen MUCH hotter.

[propanda241]

i'd get up and just take the girl out to fuck her for hours on end

[rlga5]

Her full name is Suzanne Jolie Narbonne. Her demo reel is on YouTube, at /watch?v=TnXJ7y2II_A

[PrideInIndividuality]

Cause when I have a daughter, I'm gonna describe her nimble fingers gliding up and down a keyboard... and her persistence... in front of her new boyfriend... yeeeeeeeeeeah no xD

[jackaboo5011]

it was going fine until the table cloth flew off the table cos it was in his pants :)

[cdc361]

-put that girl in a porno, please :)

[narutofanmade]

Fuck the legend or whatever who is this chick?

[petar228]

why would you stroke your boyfriends dick under the table with your father and mother right there talking to you....

[Kasuh3]

If only all girls were like that

[xD0NKEYx]

79 people realized their girlfriends are ugly compared to this.

[91coronasful]

she's so fine...

[supernikopbelic]

thats like the sneakiest handjob ever

[MrTheone77]

@izzeolivia sorry but i got that from family guy it's what Cleavland says every time he blows his load. thou im sure they got it from the same guy.

[jazzer13100]

wat the...

[nightwalk118]

"Suzanne Jolie" i guess

[irishosaru]

This is shit.

[adnanabbasi1992]

the boyfriend made 74 accounts and disliked this video

[izzeolivia]

@adnanabbasi1992 - Actually he didn't

[MrTheone77]

OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! boom goes the dynamite hahahahahaha

[izzeolivia]

@MrTheone77 - LMFAO, Tosh.0?

[adnanabbasi1992]

LOLOLOLOL this video is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[Lights0ut1109]

How should I say this, the blonde is very easy on the eyes.....

[jaSDdsaeE]

hot blonde girl, rest Sucks

[Rodmoney100]

wow lol that was funny

[stone1free1]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Ladygagsalot]

Hate to break it to you sir, but your daughter's a ho.

[Exata1337]

omg whats the name of that girl ?

[USERNAMEKLEMPTOR]

jizz in my pants....

[rkoscooter]

anyone know who that girl is

[overkill1990rock]

Nice lol

[wajinBoy]

lmao family guy joke i swear the tablecloth caught in the zipper Classic!

[BB415]

AHAHAHa faiiill.

[SesyiDustiaa538]

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[113000816]

@SesyiDustiaa538 call me 760-610-4519

[TheKuroiSheep]

68 people didn't get their zipper caught with the table cloth.

[theguyfromvenus]

ppl who dont like this vid are probley virgins XD

[iamurstalker09876]

is she a porn star?? she seems familiar

[strongyang]

@iamurstalker09876

name please

[wafflepoke25]

LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLZZZZZ

[Corinthness]

I said "SShitt xD ohhh Shit"

[HouseholdVideos]

LOL

[MrMatthewUnger]

LMFAO at the end.

[tuqaikwon]

pianist? penist?

[Chekeenan]

Whats her damn name

[kay77764]

this might sound crazy but the father act like he knew wat she was doin like she have done that with him. DISGUSTING!!!!

[missgirlychic]

@kay77764

thats wat i thought

[betseyheart07]

Fatality.

[gman4190]

Is it just me or does he look like a young Mark Knopler?

[TheScorpiokorea]

the father must be blind if he doesnt know wat those 2 are up too.

[XXXBangBros]

I woulda just whipped my meat out and dicked her down on the table, even if her faggotass parents were there

[AJtheory]

That girls is so hot...it's always the 'no-name' girls : )

The hottest ones are never famous...the downside is sometimes you never see them again : (

[hoagly]

@AJtheory I think it's because the type of girls who want to be famous and seen everywhere are the ones that need more validation for things such as physical appearance. She needs none.

[MissLakey10]

@AJtheory desperate (;

[MickAussieGuy]

golden

[ThePoseio]

@FinancialProdigy202

that girl is sexy enough for me to bust while looking at your mom, that's how

[p3tterxD]

why does my finger spell like throwup?

[alexiox55]

damn that girl is smoking hot!!

[Atheist269]

fuck she is so hot for some reason omg

[FinancialProdigy202]

how could you bust with an old guy talking to you? while staring at his face?....while he is talking like that to you?

[Seanze329]

@FinancialProdigy202 Seriously what a nasty ass dude.

[Nawty2Hawty]

@FinancialProdigy202 lmao!

[wicksanu]

@FinancialProdigy202 shes that good lol

[rayjaymor85]

@FinancialProdigy202 -- Yeah.... a chick that hot could make you bust anywhere!!

[joshward1996]

Of course it's fake dumbass

[Hieroglyphics4Life]

this happened to me true story just not wit the ridiculous diolgue

[mechman694]

wth was this

[athtsak1]

she is so persistent... oh yeah!

[coconutpower18]

john is ugly .

[TheCoolXScene]

is there a second video of urban legends

[updrafttower]

Media do not overestimate yourself what you are allowed to do and what not.

Freedom of media was grinded out to give suppressed people a voice and not to violate good manners - that is an abuse of this freedom.

Sodom and Gomorrha will follow, when you not expect it...

[ari2901]

Directed by Uwe Boll

[rapeingdingo]

he seems upset he is obviously GAY IF HE DOES NOT LIKE IT

[MrTheSpeedster]

@rapeingdingo Dude, this is a drama or soemthing like that, not real ok ......

[Lathox]

@rapeingdingo

He's not gay. It's just an awkward situation to be in. Getting a handjob from your girlfriend with her dad sitting accross the table from you. Maintain a straight face lest you get in serious trouble...no pressure.

[MrDemon250]

BOING

[HelloHiGoodday]

your daughter = gives handjobs under the table

[contact1araya]

With that face ...............thats about as much as she can accomplish

[bobbystj]

yea she is somoking hot

[xxchaosguyxx]

this is not funny. this lady's extremely hot, i have full on erection, and now i have to surf porn 5 hours into the night to get it out of my system

[NotTalking76]

this took the next level of handies to the next level.. lolzzz

[HigherPower2010]

is that george green?

[yachiru0peanut]

...the dad makes her...sound like a piano whore...O.o...its kinda funny..yet slightly disturbing

[GHPLANET]

hahaha lol

XD

[jfrader]

easy joke, but you managed a quality score, keep it up

[NuclearHendrix]

gay

[TheGuitarsNStuff]

@NuclearHendrix Im guessing your gay. ;)

[zoey0998]

I want more!

[UltraComboer]

Kinda disturbing if you ask me.

[speedtypermananswer]

I thought its impossible to get aroused infront of your gf parents

[moozikaldoggy]

@speedtypermananswer That's the urban legend...get it? haha

[D00r3]

Classic good news/bad news situation

[Radsla]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

[CrazedAnime1]

why...wha...w-why the hell is that chick with..that....that.....nerd

[H3MetalC0rE]

@CrazedAnime1 hey !!! nerds need girls too

[HigherPower2010]

man shes so sexy..

200/200

[mitch3005]

WHO.. IS... SHE?!!

[GangBetrayal]

she is hot!

[M0VIES4U2]

Hilarious!

[Zathroid]

She's a NIMFO...and I LOVE IT!!

[Gratlaguy]

lmao! look at his face at 0:58. He cums.

[HabboSweMovies]

lol

[MrSPLman]

oh fack ! - that was excellent !!!! LOL !

[torontogangster]

LOL

[christian1999thebest]

lol i would do her rite there kin front of those ppl like i would ignor them and do her

[asianguyproduction19]

i wish i was that guy :)

[chococatFTW]

thats what she said

[6stuckinlimbo6]

@bl3achr0ckz youre a fucking idiot. European women are beautiful and everyone has their own idea of what is considered to be attractive. Now stop making us americans look like shitty people...

[Cmplord]

Stunning

[ollobrains1]

thats one of those things

[bl3achR0ckz]

she is not hot

[Cmplord]

@bl3achR0ckz  someone is jealous ;)

[bl3achR0ckz]

@Cmplord No she is simply ugly... Just cause u have a terrible taste in girls doesnt mean we all do.

[WormClark]

@bl3achR0ckz i bet you would go for the granny

[Cmplord]

@bl3achR0ckz Haha ok mate if you say so ;). 99.9% of straight guys would say she is hot though :p. Why do you think she is ugly? Would love to know who you think is "hot" :D

[bl3achR0ckz]

@Cmplord actually your not american so you dont know what hot is. This girl isnt even close to one of the hottest chicks. Shes ugly because her head is thin and she has really ugly eyes

[sedwarg]

@bl3achR0ckz yeah cos you have to be american to know if a girl is hot or not...

spazz

[bl3achR0ckz]

@sedwarg thats exactly what im saying you dumb euro trash. The chix in your country are so sad and ass faced u would think anything like this is hot. That why all your attractive women now live in America. Fuckin Euro trash

[sedwarg]

@bl3achR0ckz Typical american, think you're better than everyone else. You're scum mate

[OverRule1]

@bl3achR0ckz Tell me the full name of someone famous that you find attractive and i'll look her up and see if your lying about there being way hotter chix.

[Cmplord]

@bl3achR0ckz "actually your not american" LOL. Thanks for making this so much easier to win :)

[SkellaWolf]

@bl3achR0ckz Eyes are a window to the soul. Sometimes the window is tainted or dirty, but the soul inside is still beautiful. In other words...Inner beuaty matters more. She might've been a really nice person!

[bl3achR0ckz]

@SkellaWolf lol i hope ur joking. sees a nice person jacking off her boyfriend infront of her parents.... wow

[Slagsmuklubben]

@Cmplord Where is your fact from? My friend and I are straight and we don't find her that attractive. So according to your little Farmer's Almanac, I guess it's 97%?

And wanna know who's FOR REAL hot? Scarlett Johansson and Joanna Levesque.

[najib776]

@Slagsmuklubben I THINK YOU AND YOUR FRIEND ARE GAY.

AND WANNA KNOW SOMTHING SCARLEET JOHANSSON AND JONNA LEVESQUE ARE NOT THAT HOT

[Slagsmuklubben]

@najib776 Wow, just because I have a different taste in women, it totally makes me gay. Round of applause to najib776 the genius everyone.

[rajbirthaper]

that chick is so hot

[azzaboi93]

Guys a pussy, it took like 15 secs, fair play tho shes fit.

[karrasfather]

Makes me think of a scene in the movie Wedding Crashers. Holy shirts and pants.

[Anthraxvirus292]

lolz

[DarkRaverFell13]

oh shit, what would that man say for an excuse?

[frankystein12]

Hahahaha.

[platinumblondebiatch]

haven't people put stuff like this is several movies?

[Rachey827]

lol!

[lordlacolith]

I would bone the table.

[GMWolfman]

PMSFL! That is totally funny!

[Ruttie2]

Why that BLOWS! LOL XD

This is not really an urban

legend but a rather nasty,

sick and annoying story. -_-

[etpimp]

@Ruttie2 no the legend is if a girl is good at playing the piano than shes good with her hands and she can give the best hand jobs in the world

[Ruttie2]

@etpimp That's not a legend, that's a story.

People seemed to have forgotten what a legend

is.

[etpimp]

@Ruttie2 oh i'm sorry I was thinking about the myth of women painists sorry

[Ruttie2]

@etpimp WTF? Ok, that's just retarded

[ghostdivision7]

Same scene in Wedding crashers.

[RebDomain1996]

he got a handjob

[KirstyBandicoot1]

was she just doing what i though she was doing ew lol

[BEARI13]

LOLZ so funny. :D

[MynamedidntFitDonkey]

I would Bone Her on teh table.

[superWCE]

lol

[hornet1blue]

christ i'd just have her right there on the table:) lol

[piegazer]

wish i was that guy.....

[Masterguy1243]

That was quick.

[Masterguy1243]

@Masterguy1243 Hey look it's me 9 months ago.

[gussy1d5]

0:01

[coolerwesbox]

WTF!?!?!?

[TheRandomkid321]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOL thats the neatest ive ever done that

[ghostdivision7]

The scene in Wedding crashers was better.

[spoddie]

I think this was written by an eight year boy who just noticed girls.

[jamespark96]

she's hot

[BleachElliot]

BURN!!!!!!! LOLZ

[CldHnds]

Epic fail ! xD

[420dirtydazzle420]

damn need to find her

[Luda1985]

damn shees soo hooot.. whos that girl ?

[510MOALA]

@Luda1985 HAHA

[OnTheBoulevard10]

oh shit that was awesome

[BoyNotorious333]

dat boi gt PWNED

[xmonke55]

funny but what do urban legends have to do with any of it?

[megagagnon1]

hey that's my ex!

[xavierx93]

shes hot haha

[irishbeliever]

Ya i guess mom beat the bishop like it was mass,lol

[EddieTheMagicalHobo1]

whoops!