Why Men Can't PEE Straight ( How Gay?)

[jakamus777]

Your concentration there wasnt too concentrated....

[Squidcam]

i always miss then blame the dog!

[tortaRon]

i can pee straight. but not all the time :)

[andyperkins99]

zipster u crazy bastard

[mylovelydame21]

Oddly, being a woman, if I were a guy for a day I would want to write my name in the snow. Why, I don't know, but I would love to try it.

[ismaeelzia]

i peed in the wardrobe once!!!!

[ismaeelzia]

the only time i miss is when the fucking pe comes out in 2 diferent streams

[ismaeelzia]

i like dropping my pants to my shoes to freak people out

[ismaeelzia]

in scool i move from 1 urinal to another to see how many i can move to.

[ismaeelzia]

i stand 3 feet away from the urinal in a public bathroom when nobodys there

[ismaeelzia]

i have no problem with pissing on the rim but my mum scolds me if i do

[ismaeelzia]

whenever i try to piss standing up it goes all over the floor and im like stupid piss

[L1lzk]

we stand a couple feet above the toilet. when our piss hit the water it splashes little drops here in there and after a few pisses it adds up. my toilet is pretty clean, i dont have bugs and specks to try an wash with my urine.

[S1yF1y]

I dont pee straight because my dick is all mangled from fucking too much.

[droniny]

have you learned anything from your own comment?

[rider012]

You are so fucking right on. More often than not when I have to piss, I get it all over the fucking floor, and that's when I'm sober too!

[Femalecommaman]

WOW! I never knew the kind of fun you guys have doing something necessary....and, it turns out, so messy!

[JonnyRello]

That's why I aim for the hole in the bottom.

Or throw a square of butt wipe in there and piss on that.

[10past2]

I would love to have some "steam", how good would it be if it rained in Victoria, Australia, without a flood.....

Ohh and Zippy, yes it does rain some time from the ole mister one eye.... lol

[bigduey69]

dude you look like robert englund

[Femalecommaman]

Zipster, I thought of you today when there was a THING on the side of the bowl!! HAHAHA!!

[Femalecommaman]

That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen!!!

[fehquig]

I can identify with aiming for specks and missing, but sometimes when I've just made it to the bowl in time to let go after a few beers, the stream doesn't want to go where I point it! You know what I'm talking about, don't you?

[Zipster08]

I sure do!!

[DebUSA]

Men should read "Peeing for Dummies"

[visiocomb]

There's nothing sadder than a wrinkley old gay trying to be hip.. can't they just hide themselves after their 50th birthday ??

YUCK.

[iamnotapie]

fuck you!!

Zipster has more charisma and personality than most people half his age so why would that matter

[ramuvaaa]

lsd

[jacobgodsend]

u have no life........u just posted a video about why men dont pee straight.......LOSER!!!

[Zipster08]

I HAVE NO LIFE?? YOU just watched it!!

[SoHeSings]

THANK YOU Z! i've been waiting for someone to say that to one of these morons for aaaaages

[DeathRattle101]

lol, so true

[somewhiteguy500]

ROFL!!!! omg 1:00-1:30 so funny xD so kool ur awsome

[synphony5159]

I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!! XD Whenever it snows here I run outside and gotta' "go" on it XD

[JessicaHefner]

haha very funny!!

[jaxxx469]

never quite looked at it quite like that???lol. i have no problems with not peeing on the rim. my 2 daughters scold me if i do.lol.besides,if i don't hold on with both hands,it'll get loose and go everywhere.lmao.just like a firehose.lol.

[Kizzychan04]

you...are the cutest old man..i have ever seen!! XXDD LMAO~!

[nealssheepdog]

Trying to spray off the specks in the bowl is something i always tried to do also.. Sing this next time u try.... I'm down with OCD, yeah you know me..........

[Akazet]

haha, nice video =]

[shonmon99]

you rock! lol totally true.

[brainodenseje]

respect for you old man ! cheers from denmark

[sweetqueento3]

Zipster...T.M.I.....BUT I have a question for you then...why does mu husband get up to go pee i the middle of the nite, keep the light off, & flush the toilet before he even starts to piss? At least he lifts the lid, but each morning I have a pee-pee mess to wipe off... WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?!

[Zipster08]

It's a "guy thing"!

[sweetqueento3]

oh man...that's exactly the same this he said....I guess it'll have to remain a mystery...thanks anyway :p

[Astronomer7698]

i dont like this old man (thought he was a woman at first) he seem's like he's high all the time

[Zipster08]

You're free NOT to watch my videos! Happy Holidays!!

[gummiberryjuice]

this guy must be on speed or something???

[Zipster08]

Let's call it "something"!

[gummiberryjuice]

:)  x

[MachomanOyaa]

this is so damn gay

[Zipster08]

Yeah...SO AM I!

[jkigg77]

hahaha good one! i <3 you Zip

[spikedabyss]

I don't think you know what concentration is. Good piss story... not

[Zipster08]

Happy Holidays!

[dsdrew]

A scarlett stream!? That's not healthy ZIP! it should be yellow, or clear.

[Willowthebluefairy]

Oh thats why they cant piss straight. Fankoo for sharing that wiv us. I never tryed peein in the snow i iz affraid i might get frozen with an icicle hangin off ny pubes.

[MattieCooper]

Oh My GoD! You are too much! You're right Zip, that is So Much Fun to do and it's been so long since I've had the opportunity! Been there! Yeah, I Said it!

[razellicious]

lmao steam.

[fruityblack]

Thanks I think I'll keep my vagina lol!!!

[BrentAudi]

You have so many viewers! Did you not think to do a video for a tribute for National Aids Day 2007? You talk about your loss, and I am sure you have had many in your life, and career. Are you afraid of loosing your "straight" viewers?

You could make a huge impact just by acknowledging the fact, and importance of this day Zipster.

[Zipster08]

I guess I'm not a very good homosexual, I didn't even know about N.A.D. until the day after! F.Y.I., My partner didn't have AIDS...he passed away from mesothelioma.

[Astrid270718]

LOLOL!!!I wish I would have seen that......

[Brandon22N]

Oh I am to clean the bowl as well! I think all of us men do. Beats cleaning the toilet bowl as often.

[koby1991]

haha lol i couldent sto laughng but i can say that ihave never peed in the snow well to tell the trough i have never touched show but want to

[rodbuster47]

Fuck you faggot.

[gordiedevivar]

U gave me a Great Idea for my next film

And we just got a snowstorm in TO

[dannye60]

thats exactly what happens to me

[lilybackwards]

Women pee all over seats too. It annoys the crap out of me when I use public restrooms. Put toilet paper down on the seat instead of squatting over it to avoid butt germs! Jeez!

[YTuserPA]

I'm missing out on so much being a girl! You get to write in the snow with your wee, all I get is childbirth and monthly discomfort!. . . hmmm.

[venniey]

I loved childbirth and the monthly is a place of powere. You too can pee standing up. Simply wear a skirt, pull it up , separate what covers your peehole and proudly pee. You can peeas far as man. P.(he he)S. Do it outside, inside is messy.

[SexyBlenko]

laughs Zip! you tell best stories I swear!! love you!!

[PavelZajec]

When it snows, you gotta go out and spell your name--sometimes I can get first and last.  Later.

[superflywhiteboys94]

When I go into a public bathroom, and nobodys in there, I stand like 3 feet away from the urinal.

[judysweetfunny]

Great video...very funny...five stars.....Pull Shapes.......

[allenearns]

lol

[DaDeathGodv]

back in skool i would piss 1 second in each urinal, there would be like 6 and i would go from one to the other as many times i can.

My record. 8 lol

[RDJim]

Very Larry David like video.... he's got a whole deal he does about peeing sitting down.

[nalts]

I like dropping my pants all the way down to my shoes to freak people out.

[Zipster08]

That'll do it!!

[1938superman]

A kid with a squirt gun. lol :-)

[Zipster08]

Kinda like

[TSXboy26]

hahaha sooo true

[FrednMaverick]

Oh no, and it's going to snow tomorrow!!

[angelbecca913]

where r u that its gonna snow? were gona get a little i live on Long Island, Ny

[FrednMaverick]

Northern NJ. When the snow arrives here Zipster will have already pee'd in it. (you know why NJ smells -- it's not OUR fault!)

[angelbecca913]

lol! thats funny

[rockeramazon]

lol! this guy is funny! and very true facts! I'm a girl, so I wouldn't know as a GUY, but I would know as someone who nearly falls in a toilet because the seat is left up with pee marks everywhere, and, he didn't flush, lol.

Kinda my fault: I did forget to turn on the bathroom light. I mean, it was 3 in the morning...=P

[Jardinami]

Ok, to be fair, when women get older they can't hold their pee and we sometimes don't exactly make the bowl in time. I remember once shopping with my friend and she left a trail of pee on the floor from the pool supplies area of Laneco in Pohatcong Tswp, NJ to the Ladies room. The more I goaded her the more she laughed and the more pee she lost.

[dawnelaine96]

T.M.I.

[Zipster08]

I thought the title would let you in on what it was about!!

[fallenwater]

my moms favorite embarassing story about me is from when i was like 5 and got jealous of my cousin for being able to pee standing up and i begged him to teach me how. uhg... and with the holidays comming up i'm sure i'll hear it again. *sigh*

:)

[drocloce]

Dad's Camel butts were my first game of "battleship".

Thanks for the memories. ^_^

[thenudo]

Or see how many bubbles you can make in the bowl. :D

[TheNaturalStep]

Haha nice subject for ur vid ...

[Excelion333]

I just sit down and pee much easier and no mess.

[michrohe]

wow zip, TMI, LOL

[waffleypie]

XD funny and the guy has a point.

[XxColdifulnessxX]

didn't really plan on watchin' a vid. about piss...

[Zipster08]

Didn't you read the title??

[torigirl35]

LOLOL....you crack me up...lol. ((terry))

your sweet potata...*tori*

[Alvette]

ew, i didnt really want those pictures in my head

[MamboDogFaceOne]

Is this the educational channel? Because I think I just got one!

[Casey2327]

Maybe all bowls and urinals should be painted with a target in the bottom... especially when Zipster is around. (^_^)

[kinglaffo]

The only time I ever don't hit the mark are those instances where it comes out in 2-3 fucking separate streams. Holy shit. Come on Zip, I know you know what I mean

[Zipster08]

I sure do!!

[seraphale]

HAha, you're our man on the inside, with all the secrets, huh? :D It's not that I'm appalled that guys piss all over the toilet, it's that the gigantic puddle will be IMPOSSIBLE to miss, and they'll still act like they didn't see it. I just want them to clean it up! Love ya, Zip!

[sch1cch1]

apparently you need a shorter name maybe just "zi"...or if you think you can last a little longer "zii"

[robertantonnyc]

you go out to mark your territory too, eh?

LOL. I'm eating 'brunch' while watching this. LOL. Thanks Z

[Zipster08]

r u stoopid??

[dawnelaine96]

lol!

[MGB1000]

ROFLROFLROFL...that was funny

[distorteddogma]

Actually there is a urinal manufacturer that has a realistic fly stenciled near the bottom of the bowl because men will aim when they have a target.

Nice subject. Reaching the bottom of the bowl already?

Be Well.

[Zipster08]

Not even CLOSE to the bottom of the bowl yet!!

[distorteddogma]

Here you can borrow my ladle... ;)

Anything to help.

Be Well.

[urbanblog]

We've all done it. But my aim is excellent!

[schnukele]

Holy Canolli Zip -- ifn' yore pissing scarlet, you need to get that checked out!!!! Ai Chiuahua.

[hotnursegina]

oh my gosh!!!! I had a visual of you whipping yourself around... that is too funny!

[joanswitches]

did you see the stories a few months ago, in europe, or japan maybe idunno, they are painting flies in the toilet bowls/urinals so guys will have something to aim at. (note, something to aim at IN the bowl, not on the floor or the seat, or..)

[pushshapes]

I'm a guy and I always pee, at home, sitting. Keeps the bathroom cleaner. I hate when guys get piss everywhere but the bowl.

[redshorty71]

Yeah it like men always have the erge to go outside. I guess the fresh ait hitting it or something? Yeah i get what youre saying though. lmao funny.

[realgunslinger]

Here's a tip zip clean your shit after you flush instead of trying to ue your pee eto dislodge dry old poo. LOL!

[DESIGNINCSTORE]

never had the desire to piss in the snow!!!!

never heard of it

Your own personal "etch-a-sketch" You have to wait for the fresh snow to draw again!

[Sandguy99]

Wow! I'll never enter another person's bathroom again... ever.

[CaDw635]

Lol! Yeah, I think that's it

I never quite realized how ridiculous it is trying to direct the stream around to get stuff until now... until I actually heard someone talk about doing it...

I'm going to try to remember just to use the brush from now on. Thanks!

[rcps]

LOL

[theevilares]

Your best blog yet! lolol

[gstockton]

ew.. or how bout when you go at a restaurant lav and the only urinal is the low-mounted one and because you're wearing shorts, when it hits the blue disinfectant thingamyjobber, it splatters and spits pee all over your shin...

[gigigallegos]

that explains a lot, thanks Zipster.

~Gigi

[uhCantThinkofOne]

I used to go out with a girl who could write her name in the snow. ...But she was dyslexic so I guess writing "backwards" was no big deal for her. Funny vid, Zip :)

[canucktunes]

Sometimes I wish I could have one bathroom in the house equipped with a stall and urinal. I hate having to run up from the basement to the second story, just to have a pee. Hmm. I wonder if I could get a urinal installed in the basement...

[hartnell114]

i can pee prefectly straight!

maybe soemone should take a photo...lol!

i also think everyone should sit to pee!

the other night in work, someone managed to get it all over the toilet floor and the wall...in the opposite direction!

[positivesue2u]

hartnell114...I reckon they sat down, but didn't make sure it was tucked in:-)

[hartnell114]

they got it on the seat too... maybe they had two of the things!

next time im there,im taking the toilet seats away from them! lol

[perfectchef]

THANK YOU!! I work in a freaking Biotech firm and there are puddles to wade through in the men's room. It's horrible!! And SOMEONE keeps picking his nose and wiping it on the wall too!

[rcmoonpie1967]

I've heard some toilets in Australia have flies painted in the bowl to teach young boys how to aim ;-) how cool is that? (if it's true)

[PooHunny69]

Its like shooting fish in a barrel huh?

[manganator]

WOOOO GAY BOB!!! You haven't talked about him forever!

[Zipster08]

Dude, it's AWESOME!!

[SpringDivers]

I'm tired of my wifes adamant concerns about my inability to concentrate my spray to within the bounds of the toilet and therefore sit. Thanks for the video.

[Sm00thOp3r8or]

WE AIM TO PLEASE,, YOU AIM TOO , PLEASE

[Zipster008]

Who wants my user name? Message me if u want it.

[ptbernard]

I heard that in the Netherlands or somewhere near there, that they have a permanent decal of a fly in the toliet bowl to help men keep their aim right.

[Zipster08]

Good idea!

[kdw1112]

They do!

[lazymornings]

i peed in the wardrobe once!!!girlfriend wasn't happy bout that,lol!!

[acallaway1957]

LOL!

Maybe those "Specks" were flies. No wonder you were pissing all over the place!

[apple093080]

if your pee is orange, you need to drink more water! :P

[Ca2rie59]

And if he's peeing Scarlett he needs a urologist!! (Mental Note: Don't read the magazines or touch the table!)

[ASTJBK]

since snow was invented...?? loved it

[childre24]

LOL ;) So THAT'S why!! Good one zip!!

[kantsleep]

And how many times do you take a piss and try to squirt the skid marks off the toilet bowl?I once wrote my name (Lawrence)in BOLD and underlined it

[indycat47]

We tolerate it but we never get used to it. LOL

[CitizenWorm]

I hope that your piss letters in the snow aren't scarlet. If they ever are you should take it as a sign it's time to see a doctor.

hehehe...scarlet's a good word though.

[AnatomicallyInc22]

Ur so adorable! Gonna go 2 ur show sunday cant wait :)

[Zipster08]

COOL!

[sober1980]

Oh my Zipster....silly man....PammieKay

[666Theundertaker666]

HAHA wot a strange thingto talk about XD

[stublo2]

I know about that....lol :)

[jdwoody76]

TMI Zip....TMI...

[slowhand1954]

Hummmmm I always sit down , Except when I am outside. being a carpenmter building homes, I don't sit in the port-a-johns(grose) or when there is no john and then it's back to nature. Only we don't have any snow down here in soutern MS.

Allen

[vamp666babe]

Zipster, seriously, omgz I love you!!

[Marihani]

My aunt (with hubby and 2 boys) had a sign over the toilet. It said "Come closer, it is not as long as you think!"

I vote for you guys sitting down all the time - AND having the toilet-cleaning job!

[no1funkydiva]

I love that! You run out of pee, when you get to the P! =0)

[nbwulf]

Half way thru the P....loved it.

[xmrbojanglesx]

I can relate to all of that.

[callmejo]

your concentration isn't that...concentrated. ha!

[Knorkooli]

*** Jaw left open with cricket noise in the background ***

[angellizzie]

ahahahahahaha, that's hilarious! I wish I had a penis for like, 24 hours. I would be out of control! lol

[Aesoi]

Haha, that's happened to me before!

[Alm3ga]

hahaha i can imagine that lol thats funny zip

[RadicalComedy]

I think they should get talking toilet lids...because with my 3 boys, its endless training and almost every guy I ever dated, did that...I am a walking urinal from sit down exposure.

Funny video Zipster. ~Raven

[positivesue2u]

Well at least I'm lucky enough to have a son and husband who mop it up if they miss-fire, but I wonder if my 90yr old father even knows there IS a toilet bowl to aim for??!!

[positivesue2u]

Oh...and remind me not to read any of the magazines in your bathroom when I visit:-)

[twister7boy]

funny as hell. i just cant stand cleaning up after it. all the time so yeh i do try to keep it in line. but your right its goes everywhere trying to get rid of stuff and testing the aiming. take it easy.

[billifer]

LOL That was one of your funniest ever, Zipster. I wish I could excuse all of us guys as being neat freaks though. Good try, but I don't think the women are gonna buy it.

[twister7boy]

funny as hell.