Dr. Kylie Johnson MADtv - Fashoion Ilness

[lswmick]

Dr. Kylie Johnson is a grow up version of dot.

[Haddasa]

Oh wow, ouch! lol

[kabbochi]

thats ms swan

[IMMRKING123]

do u smoke no me neither well at leats not cigarets hahahahahahahaha

[mpryorable]

call me at 8042242116

[thephoenixforce]

"Have you ever suffered from an eating disorder?"

"No."

"Do I look fat?"

I must confess, I used that joke while making a class presentation, the teacher loved it. Know what? I got an extra point.

[BassNAsian]

"The receptionists are such tards :D"

[elkeism]

you can tell it's the first because the audience didn't erupt in applause at the start

[YuanVelasquez]

"Well, my father had angina."

"Your father had a vagina?"

LMAO!

[melissasookieflynn]

Woah, those are real aren't they! < Cracks me up :L

[manuel11galvan]

Veoh sucks!!!

[cubicalwinner91]

aargreendaybillybillie no shes not

[basketball30ism]

it's dot grown up lol.

[MeTheGeekBryn]

wow the like number was 666, so i had to like it.

[BFamous16]

i wish my doctor was more of a joker then a bitch!!! lol

[tom9730]

@BFamous16

THAN a bitch... not THEN.... go back to the second grade to learn the simple words

[serendipity081708]

dr: do you smoke?

patient: no

dr: me either, at least not cigarettes

:))

[serendipity081708]

this is so funnnyyy!!!

[thephoenixforce]

"Now, which side of your chest do you keep your heart on?"

Cracks me up EVERY TIME!! Love that one.

[jennylover456]

"your father has a vagina!!"

[LaDyLuCk2900]

it would be so much better if doctors were like that would help ease the tension lol 

[JackarandaAlexanda]

every doctor should be like doctor kylie

[girgirl99]

however many people disliked this's fathers have vaginas

[rolcost]

@mrsbrown553 yeah she is you could hear her sound like Lois near the end when she asks for another pill xD

[klutzluvr]

Dot grew up and changed her name. xD

LOL 'YOUR FATHER HAS A VAGINA!'

((she's not the one who voices Lois, that's Alex Borstein))

[iPoeky]

@klutzluvr exactly and Alex Borstein does the wonderful Ms. Swan!

[TheBlackman10000]

I like dr kylie she knows how to have fun

[TheRoxie08]

Lol...when she got upset she really sound like her character Lois griffin...

[WATERKING15]

"So you're having chest pains?"

"Yes."

"Oh wow. Ouch."

[abrahamserven12]

i look young but i'm not.. "im 26".

lmao

[iLiKeCeRe]

Id do dr kylie

[SaxPlayers13]

I want her as my doctor!

[rumor0502]

"the receptionists are such tards!!"

[rumor0502]

the receptionists are such tards!!

[likeewoahhh95]

YOUR FATHER HAS A VAGINA! Lol I almost died laughing throughout this entire video.

[danscognito]

LOL She downed the pill bottle!!!!hhahahaahah!

[SaxPlayers13]

i want her to be my doctor

[portie147]

what happened to the sound at 3:13?

[sprmodelmelove]

hahahahaha your father has a vag**a hahahahahhahahah

[HomeworkHelper1]

Isn't gastroesophogeal reflux the same thing as heartburn?

[awesomebitoch]

ur father has a vagina 

[TravisBatesTV]

Do you smoke?

No.

Me iether... at least not cigarettes.

Am I right?

Am I right? You're a party girl, aren't ya?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[LOGOMag]

no she isnt, its the mom girl from that 70s show

[Conrii]

I love Stephnie Weir

[pej500]

This was FUNNY!!

[pimpmeilook]

she really looks like miss swan

[8wennie8]

and which side of the chest that you put your heart on ?

LMFAO !!

[8wennie8]

Your perfume smells soo good it really ROTS!! hhahahah

[sPureAwesomenesss]

why do the people always get so annoyed? xD if i were them id laugh my ass off

[pnldk]

lol!!! "your father has a vagina?" ...

[nllpalmatier]

Hahaha

[nerual92]

Dr. Kylie is so cute, I wish she was my doctor! She'd make awkward things so much less uncomfortable.

[JazzHasSauce]

"I don't know? Some gay guy."

LOL.

[simpsonfreak16]

im waiting for a dr. kyle johnson

oh they ment kylie, the receptionists are such tards LMFAO!!!!!!

[Auntie4Life82]

this is like Dot when she gets older lol

[JAldwin]

"Cute shoes! Where did you get those?"

"At Macy's."

(She writes it down!) That's called be a personable doctor. Great job!

[Theguyof93]

LOL! I love this shit!:)

[aajoeyjo]

I don't smoke either... ;o)

[NICENAHAL]

funny

[vientttt]

are those real ? xD

[musiccrazy564]

lol my name is kylie 2 lol

[BeautifulPeople10]

That is the best Docter EVERS

[looker768]

I want a stethoscope like that!

[jeremy9135]

hahaha very funny

[darkpie95]

your father has a vigina!!!!!!!!! lol

[K1NGbeast900]

i would put it in her ass

[EvilKittyKat500]

lol im macy!

[BRITNxE]

I'd want Dr. Kylie Johnson to be my doctor if she was real. Haha.

[wwefan163]

haha she should be a pediatrician because i bet kids would love having her because of her sense of humor

besides she funny but when is about being a doctor she is serious lol

[nw1982]

One of my favorite characters!

[Glass11]

LOOOL they need a Dr. Kylie vs. Ms. Swan!!!! SO FUNNY

"no no you go"

*nasal laugh*

"yea I understand.. yea yea..."

"HILARY DUFF IS SO HOT"

[JaiMac28]

i know!!!

[looker768]

OMFG YES! but no Hilary Duff is sooo not...even if you put her on Gossip Girl....

[akusukamu]

isn't that ms. swan??

[ih8happyppl]

DUDE SHE REMINDS ME OF ELLE WOODS FROM LEAGALLY BLONDE!!!!!!! sry just realized that

[ponyhof23]

stephanie you are great! you are a part of my thoughts you make me laugh and you are a very nice inspiration for me...thank you,,, I wish everything good for you...keep it loud ;)

[psychoben69]

they're fun, but i keep hitting people woth the long part. lmfao XD

[AnimePlanet7]

Why didn't Styephanie Weir do a movie off of this coool Doc!!

[DudeSinger]

"Ohhh cute shoes where did yah get um'?"

"uhhh macy's?"

"Macys"

[kogakicksbutt]

lol the receptionists r such tards ROFL

[ponyboy1983]

i would love to have a doctor like this!!

[aargreendaybillie]

shes the one who plays lois on family guy!

[107steph107]

ya the one with the black hair not stephnie weir

[ourawsomenessshow]

i thought her voice sounded familiar

[HDBurnenergy]

@aargreendaybillie She also play Ms.Swan.

[HDBurnenergy]

@aargreendaybillie She also play Ms.Swan.

[PZCherokee]

@aargreendaybillie Lol you must be young! We know her for MadTv first, then Lois lol!

[mrsbrown553]

@aargreendaybillie no shes not 

[Dancer89000]

give me more pills give me the pills lol

[AlyssaDayum]

ur father has a vigina! hahaha. LMAO!!!

[guillotone]

ur father has a vagina hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaa

[selina7thats7me]

"Do you smoke?" "No" "Me neither, atleast not ciggarets" LOL

[Mayaiskoolieeo]

YOUR FATHER HAS A VAGINA

[bradfordfm56]

shes lois on fam guy

[snowballini]

yup, the patient is the woman who voices lois

[ttg444]

wow. I didnt realize that the patient actually looks like Mrs Swan and is the same person until I read these comments.

[hiddentears14]

OMFG UR SOO RII

woww i feel stupid :P

[EstefanyR7]

well my father has Angina eww ur father has a VAgINA!! hahaha

[Vokio]

Its the same actress that does Ms Swan!

Dont think `Ive seen her in other Madtv sketches

[TheMovieMaker14]

Ms Swan is played by Alex Borstein who has been in other sketches such as Eracist Anne, "Stick Chick" Echo, singer Jasmine Wayne-Wayne, child prodigy Karen Goddard, lounge singer Shaunda, News at Six's outside-the-studio reporter Sue Napersville, and Cordo the GAP troll and also voices Lois in the Family Guy series.

[TheMovieMaker14]

also in referance to Vokio you are correct that is Alex Borstein

[Vokio]

wow, didnt know that ms swan and Louis were done by rhe same person!

[LauDor08]

lol dot grew up 2b dr. kylie

i love stephanie weir

[CheeseQueen96]

@LauDor08 me too!

[Chellez6647]

"I keep hitting ppl with the long end..." hahaha

[iluvchinchillas]

hilarious

[latinprincesschick]

lol that was so funny do you have insurance you I gave everything to the receptionist no I meant car insurance I hit your car on the way in give me another pill GIVE ME ANOTHER PILL!!! lol that is hilarious Im hooked in this stuff get it hahahahahaha get it cause she hehe heeeeeeeeeee that was so funny

[mikeltkt]

"what are you? Jennifer Love Hewitt?" Like that's an adjetive LOL

[CodeXero]

"Oh,wow,ouch.." lol

[stephaniethekid]

UR FATHER HAS A VAGINA HAHAHAHAHA! *patient gets mad*

[chronicsmoker4]

hahaha theres so many funny quotes in this sketch

[Notic3]

OMG i love stephnie weir's smile. Its so cute!!!!

[hugzANDkissez2695]

do u smoke? no. me neither

...

atleast not cigarettes! HAHA

[kyliecody]

MY NAMES KYLIE! nd ppl do say "kyle"

[scionlover20]

I love how she said "do you smoke? at least not cigarettes" and she does that lil scream lol

[MacPowerBook]

Do you have insurance? Yeah, I gave everything to the receptionist. No, I mean car insurance. I hit your car on the way in. LOL XD

[pcoess]

"your father has a vagina"

lol

[bridgetxalexis]

the receptionist are such tards!!

hahah

lol

[DeppOsbourneFan]

"Now which side of ur chest do you keep ur heart on?" ....omfg, sooo funny! lol!!!

[iluvchinchillas]

i luv when she writes "macy's" on her clip board

[ChupopteraXXX]

her voice is so sweet and annoying at the same time

[GoneToWorlds]

the patient is the woman who plays miss swan.

[h8s2]

Really? I love Swan!

[scionlover20]

her voice doesnt sound nasally tho! thats crazy

[SiriusismyMate]

I would be so scared if I had a doctor like her. I'd be wondering whether I should just get up and run from the room looking for hidden cameras. :P

[WolfVisser1]

If you've seen the very last skit of doctor Kylie you know that she has a webcam in the room, and a laugh track to play while patients are dying. :D Good to know, right?

[SiriusismyMate]

Ha ha, wow. -laughs-

[alaskaxhippie]

"my father has ingyna"

"your father has a vagina?? eww!"

ahahahhaah

[burittothechalupa]

"Marilyn...? Uh, who did your highlights?"

"I don't know, some gay guy!!"

Hahaha freakin hilarious

[xokateluvsyaox]

the receptionists are such tards

[fuehdk]

haha the receptionists are such 'tards

[DardanellesBy108]

These Dr. Johnson clips are so hilarious!!!!!

[meemeur]

the quality sucks!

[DDRWakaLaka]

While Veoh may easily upload, the quality is terrible.

[teqwindotcom]

how does she remember all thoes lines? shes amazeing :)

[rageboyRM]

she remembers cause she is the one who came up with the skit. And wrote the script.

[justnorsk]

Do you smoke?

Me neither... at least not cigarets AWH!

haha! Kylie<3

[KingOfCrunk42]

Oh my god your having a heart attack what do i do???

MADtv officially the best show ever.

[broadwaymatty]

soooooooooooooooooo funny

[xTuga88x]

LMAO HER DAD HAS A VAGINA LMAO

[jisarndmspz1204]

haha funnyy!!! BUT OMG WAIT IS SHE THE ACTRESS THAT DOES MISS SWAN??? SHE LOOKS LIKE IT!!!!

[xTuga88x]

ye she is

[finalfantasy990]

yep, that's miss swan~

[BRENDArahrah2]

"your father has a vagina! that is so grose!"

LOL!

[dva3438]

It's fun but I keep hitting people with the long end.... LOL I love her!

[HardyBomb12]

ur father has a vagina!

[falloutmarwi]

her laugh is really enoying...but this skit is sooo good lol

[myprincess23]

hahaha!!berryberry..lovely??is­ that you??wakekeke!!=P

[berryberry102088]

LOL really, really funny...

[Rayman122109]

thats dot!!

[eswarrr]

Now which side of your chest you keep your heart on????LOL

[urbanmusiq]

she is the best!!

[wickedpuds]

O My God! You're having a heart attack. O My GOD!!!

[mnat28]

Just chill out!!

[mnat28]

Am I fat??! LOL

[VampireFreak56]

your father has a vigina hahaha

[missyluvr]

i wish more doctors were like dr. kylie!! that would be so much fun! lolz.

[hanniefatal]

Is that Tommy Girl?

[AcdcfreakRocks]

the reseptionists are such tards!

[whatevrforlife]

i love how she is so smart about all the medical stuff but is pretty much dense about everything else.lol.love itXD

[monkey370]

i dunno. some gay guy!

XD

haha! that cracked me up! omg kylie is the best!

[JMacLyrics]

OMG dr. kylie johnson is one of the funniest doctors i have ever seen!!

[lost1n7hedark]

The fact that she's still really smart about the medical info relieves me.

Stephanie Weir is fantastic!

[hanniefatal]

It reminds me of Elle Witherspoon in 'Legally Blonde'.

[armany02]

She sure does remind me of her!

[1244151813]

"uh, my father has angina.." "Your father has a vagina!" lol (:

[LindyHopper87]

Oh dang, Kylie does some of the same expressions that Dot does. :D

[HolyCow3000]

"Do you have any inurance?"

"Yeah I gave it to the people at the..."

"No I mean a car insurance I hit your car in the way here"

"Give me another pill, GIVE ME ANOTHER PILL NOW!"

XD XD XD XD

[skullz3467]

lmao gimme another pill!

[celeb1212124]

she like dot all grown up and not that weird

[lluana06]

"wich side of your chest do you keep your heart on?"

LMAO