Nostalgia Critic - Sidekicks (Part 1)

[ThatGamerboi]

Chuck Norris once won a staredown contest blindfolded..... over the phone, without even dialing a number. This one made me cry.

[yingyanggamer]

The irony in everyone thinking Chuck Norris is better than God, is that Chuck Norris is actually a christian.

[dante224real1]

mako is queer as a nigger

[LegionIscariot]

Nothing wrong about a kid daydreaming about his hot Asian teacher.

[rockandrollguy87]

bill *

[rockandrollguy87]

billy mury ????? 

[SuperMvC3]

why do people hate chuck? he never asked people to make jokes about him and never says he is better than anybody, he even stated that he "would not stand a chance against bruce lee"

[85turtle]

Chuck Norris died years ago but Death doesn't have the courage to tell him

[ibrahimft13]

My favorite part was evrry time "A CHUCK NORIIIIIISS" plays, awesome (press 4 and you'll see) any ways awesome review!

[Charmolution]

7:10

HOW CAN YOU BLOW INTO YOUR HAND AND MAKE A MAKO? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BE REVIEWING MOVIES IF YOU CAN BLOW INTO YOUR HAND AND MAKE A MAKO? IT DOES NOT ADD UP!

[Donnyl1994]

a chucka Norriisssssss! LOL

[KingRundzap]

What's funny about the end of the video is that the Nostalgia Critic's acting--and his material--is far, far worse than any clip he could show. Yet we're supposed to find him entertaining versus the film.

[GojyotheFeared]

@KingRundzap

What's funny is that you think he's acting in these videos and really is only poking fun at all the flaws.

[siralucard19]

5:12 1.Who fights fire with fire? Chuck Norris!

2.Chuck Norris can put out fire by shooting it!!

3.Who can shoot into oil refinery and/or into a nuclear power plant without setting off an explosion? Chuck Norris!!!

4. Can you put out fire by using bullets/fire? Chuck Norris Can!!!!

[siralucard19]

5:12 1.Who fights fire with fire? Chuck Norris!

2.Chuck Norris can put out fire by shooting it!!

3.Who can shoot into oil refinery and/or into a nuclear power plant without setting off an explosion? Chuck Norris!!!

[PlaystationDudeify]

actually just recently there was a 2nd literal human catchphrase from what ive seen: shawn drover

[gungrave761]

getting punched by chuck norris is like getting hit by a train thats going over 1,000,000,000,000,000 through the air(don't ask me how).

[gungrave761]

getting punched by chuck norris is like getting hit by a train thats going over 1,000,000,000,000,000 through the air(don't ask me how).

[Zekrom011]

Techniclly by shooting the fire you also shoot some dirt onto the fire wich puts it out

[Zekrom011]

I still think God is better than chuck norris

[BJ64Th3M0v13f4n]

@Zekrom011 WRONG! There is no God! The only there is is CHUCK NORRIS!

[Zekrom011]

@BJ64Th3M0v13f4n Remember to tell that to God when you go to purgatory

[BJ64Th3M0v13f4n]

@Zekrom011 OF COURSE!

[TheMrawsomeguy]

@Zekrom011 BLASPHAMY

[Zekrom011]

@TheMrawsomeguy Blasphamy? THIS IS SPARTA

[SlayyerDragon]

Chuck Norris got his ass beat by Bruce Lee, he's a creationist, and under his beard there is only another pussy. Oh yeah, almost forgot, When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to see if Chuck Norris folded all of Boogeyman's clothes.

[mothman1997]

@SlayyerDragon wow i guess there is no atheist who can go 3 seconds without bashing christians

[Adamguy2003]

@mothman1997 Indeed. That's generally been my experience, too.

[SmashBroDx]

@Adamguy2003

My apologies on his behalf. Somewhere along the lines we atheists forgot that being Inquistivily skeptical does not mean knocking the religious.

[Strindom]

@mothman1997 Almost like how there's no christian who constantly talks about how their bible says atheists are going to burn for eternity. What a funny coincidence. *Tea sip*

[mothman1997]

@Strindom im never said that there weren't but i can say that in all honesty that every time i say i believe in jesus christ i get trolled by dozens of atheists. i do believe that there is a god but i dont attack other people who have a different religion or no religion in this case but when they start bashing me for my religion i do tend to step in.

P.s can i have some of that tea your drinking ?

[Straif5]

@mothman1997

Freaking athiests...

[GojyotheFeared]

@mothman1997

I don't bash christians. Just those who think that everyone is wrong except them without taking a close look at themselves.

I don't hold anything against religions. Just those who hate and do harm to others claiming riteousness in their faith by doing so.

[yingyanggamer]

@GojyotheFeared True, but you can't really say atheists never take cracks at religion. Like with Seth Macfarlane, he exploits every opportunity he can to stereotype and deface religion on Family Guy.

[GojyotheFeared]

@yingyanggamer

I'm not saying atheists don't.

Take a look at Rob Reiner's character in All In The Family.

But then, you get that with every type of human category. You get the bad with the good.

[cutelilldeadgirl]

chuck norris isnt in wet dreams chuck norris is a wet dream!

[bellairis29]

"You're hopeless! Just throw your books in the trash, you're hopeless!"

Sadly, that actually was the theme at my school.

[amsooldnot]

i love the c-3po bit. XD ''R2D2 where are you?'' 

[cody2819]

@amsooldnot Same here. XD 

[cody2819]

XD Funny line at the end there.

[dumbassmoron]

that guy with the glasses questions chuck norris' ability to shoot away fire. i have a great deal of fear in my heart for him...

[antisadism]

Does that Whinney chick kinda remind you of....Rebecca Black?

[NonstopRam]

@antisadism 0_o

Only in a Chuck Norris movie.......

[bosshog7169]

Chuck Norris is not that bad ass and Norris jokes do not amuse me. The humor in it is that he is the most badass guy out there? He's a complete ahole in real life and the only good movie he was in, he got his ass beat down by bruce lee, someone who is actually twice as good a fighter as him. Ahnulhd would kick his ass. Even Van Damme would f him up. This BS about Norris needs to end.

[Astronomy25Domine]

@bosshog7169 I'm surprised Chuck hasn't deleted your blasphemous comment...he must be leaving it as an example to others of how ignorant some people can be

[bosshog7169]

@Astronomy25Domine

Anyone who thinks Chuck Norris is cool is the ignorant one. He is beloved by ten year olds who like stupid jokes and thats all

[TheDRexor]

@bosshog7169 lol UMAD?

[Wolfrunner326]

How the hell can you shoot the fire away?" It's impossible unless your Chuck Norris!

[4getfulness16]

''Gun shot? Gun shot? I've been gun shot. R2D2 Where are you?''

[schmittyc1993]

First of all, Chuck Norris can shoot fire away. Secondly, if it's a fuse, you can shoot the fuse so it won't lead to the explosives

[Minakou1]

um.. Chuck Norris slowed down time and fought slow to make it an even match?

[SkittleE275]

00:26 is a quote from Family Guy.

[DannyEastes]

@SkittleE275 no, family guy stole it from the internet, like they stole peanut butter jelly time and the burger king song

[SkittleE275]

@DannyEastes those murderers!

[bobthestickman02]

Wow. Look at all of those terrible Chuck Norris jokes.

[DrawQuick2014]

Do you know the only thing Chuck Norris can't do???ACT

[musicaltheatergeek79]

"R2D2, where are you?"

That had me rolling on my bed. LMAO!!!

[kylum10001]

"how the hell can you shoot fire away" critic its CHUCK NORRIS

[britishchap67]

Is that the woman that played that played the hot vietnamese on Rambo II?

[jeager1999]

You seen that Video about a old lady in a wheel chair firing off a MP40 and says. "Toodles"? THAT was Chuck Norris'es Babysitter.  And Oh Yes, Chuck can say Toodles and make it sound BADASS.

[Tsumefan2]

that kid needs to see someone

really

[thagrammarnazi]

Chuck Norris is so awesome, he doesn't need to ask people to make endless, unfunny jokes about him...they do it anyway.

[DuchessAliana]

There is only one thing that is better than a Chuck Norris movie.

A Chuck Norris movie with General Land--I mean Beau Bridges.

[mitchimusmaximus1]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

[Leftysfive93]

If this kid were fantasizing as much as was portrayed in this film he should been seeing a psychologist and having some kind of CBT.

[MrHEC381991]

..Che Guevara had ashma.

La hasta victoria siempre!

[LocalRandomz]

Chuck Norris.

[TommySparta007]

@LocalRandomz Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating

[ShadowGunner82]

How can he shoot the fire away? He's Chuck Norris captain obvious.

[sonic123456789]

you dont find chuk norris chuk norris finds you

[Edfan10]

There's only one man who can defeat Chuck Norris: CHUCK NORRIS!

[tim0859]

chuck norris can shoot out a fire cus hes CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!

[MexiGojira]

Fantasizing about Chuck Norris doesn't maeke you gay, it makes you a man.

[PrincesTomboy]

CHUKU NOREEEEEEEES

[nelsonr12]

CHUCK NORRIIIIIIIIIIISSS

[88Meters]

Chuck Norris's mom doesn't have to tuck him into bed, he tucks his mom into the sheets.

[JD1710a]

do you know why chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight? chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of chuck norris

[goedertlord234]

idk why chuck norris is so big, hes just a martial arts champ and kung fu movie actor

[raidenkurosaki345]

@goedertlord234 Not as much as he use too he is 71 years old now, so everything they say about him today and THEN is just plain bullshit, he is no better than any other Martial Artist out there that acts. >_>

[MrKite1996]

in a fight between jason voorhees and chuck norris chuck norris wins

[Cartoonothing]

Nobody kills Chuck Norris. Only Chuck Norris kills you.

[TFSONICFAN100]

madusa looked at chuck norris and turned to stone

[godzilla964]

Why isn't Berry hallucinating over Bruce Lee?

[raidenkurosaki345]

@godzilla964 My fucking thoughts exactly one of CHucky's real life fights was demonstrated in one of bruce lee's films and when bruce lee died an interviewer asked Chucky if he could have beaten Bruce Lee, and guess what Chucky said: I don't know if I could. -----THESE PEOPLES "GOD" ADMITTED HE HAD DOUBTS ABOUT BEATING BRUCE LEE.----- So I always wonder why nobody ever Talked about how bruce lee played tennis with his nunchucks and won!

[jeangreyphoenix1fan]

i agree with NC school is a place were dreams die :P

[GoodFebruarian]

LOL @ Chuck Norris died ten years ago. The Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him

[stormyquin]

Well Chuck Norris is SUPER old.. so it'd makes sense that he'd harbor some more "conservative" views

[erttheking]

3:14, you know you else had Asthma? TEDDY ROOSEVELT! Seriously, the guy had Asthma, look it up if you don't believe me.

[PS3Fan487]

Chuk Norris can cure cancer with his tears, he just doesn't cry...

[whoami9911]

chuck norriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss­ssssssssssss

[FrangiPaint]

wow, Mako was in this flick? :D awesome... though, rest in peace

[sptrfn]

That guy talking to Ms. Chan at 5:38 was Dr. Pankow in Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

[darthrobert9]

I hate Chuck ever since I found out he's a republican.(It's true)

[enjoiKID24]

@darthrobert9

Oh you liberals, Trying to find a way to bash a republican.

[darthrobert9]

@enjoiKID24 Well he is also against homosexuals and pro guns.

[radiofiendify]

Great advice Mrs Chin! Advising the father to encourage his son's descent into schizophrenia by being his 'sidekick', and not getting him the psychiatric help he clearly needs. Also, why is he whining about his son not being athletic? The father's the guy with the beergut. Did the father have dreams of being an athlete but didn't make it, so he has to project his failed dreams onto his son? The father seems to be saying "fuck intelligence, I'd rather have a sporty son who's an ignorant asshole"

[TFSONICFAN100]

michellen man disliked this 14 times

[TFSONICFAN100]

michellin man

[TasteTheirFeet]

there's really another fist under his beard.

[KHsonicdude23]

Is that guy the dude from the Karate Kid (The 80's movie, not the shitty jackie chan remake)

[TFSONICFAN100]

@KHsonicdude23 yeah he is

[vittau]

Chuck Norris and Mako on the same movie, I have no idea how did the Universe survive that.

[scapegoat999]

1:44 Epic Face

2:08 Epic Face

3:47 Epic Face

4:09 Epic Face

5:14 ACHUCKNORRIS!!!!!!!!!!

[mabiniss2]

I've been gunshot!!

[sonicbaby4000]

Jonathan Brandis!!!!!! We still miss you!!!!!

[KingKaiju54]

The guy at 5:30 got killed by chucky

[June28July]

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris * 10

[Steamyize]

gunshot? gunshot? gunshot? i've been gunshot! r2d2 where are you?

[Stevie2Sxc]

Yeah...I still don't get Chuck Norris. Honestly, I'm close to hating him.

[TFSONICFAN100]

@Stevie2Sxc see you in the afterlive

[Stevie2Sxc]

@TFSONICFAN100 cool. look for me chilling with Stephen Fry and Orson Welles in the lava hot-tub

[TFSONICFAN100]

@Stevie2Sxc no i mean chuck norris will kick you f-ing head off and send you to hell

[TFSONICFAN100]

@Stevie2Sxc no i mean chuck norris will kick you freaking head off and send you to hell if he hered you say that

[SuckerGamer]

Chuck Norris approves of sidekicks.

[EthanCommins888]

Chuck Norris can Slam a revolving door.

[Arcticwerewolve]

A CHUCK-A-NORRIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSS

[AntonyBlalock]

Chuck Norris remembers it so the Nostalgia Critic doesn't have to

[curtithird]

@AntonyBlalock

GENIUS

[TheJasonX3000]

why is chuck norris cool i never understood why if its his fighting then there are way better fighters him



[xXCamBeast31Xx]

smoking, smoking, smoking, I'm smoking

[Hethrin]

Chuck Norris is so powerful, that he stole all comments that have nothing to do with him from this review.

[eskimodude812]

chuck norris is the only one to be hit with a nuke and survive without a stcratch

[13whitingn]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.

Too bad he never crys.

[VGAfanatic]

You shoot fire away by shooting at the ground beside it. The dirt scuffs it out.

There's one for NC Fuckups number 3.

[MrMatto91]

How the hell can you shot fire away?

Ummmm He's Chuck Norris?

[MrRiseAboveitall]

Chuck Norris is so tough that when he goes for a walk traffic is told to look out for him.

[animallover2047]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

[TransformersDude22]

not the michelin man, White Ninja Ranger

[animereviewdude]

ok 1 chuck norris against 200 terminaters he gets his ass kicks what whos that CHUCKNORRIS OH GOD IM GOTTA GET OUT OF HE-

[GenralMajors]

Chuck Norris isn't the only action icon who had asthma. Theodore Roosevelt, Norris's predicessor also had asthma.

[stevenashrules0]

FUCK CHUCK NORRIS

[animallover2047]

Mr. Lee? That's my geometry teacher's name! Mr. Hyonwoo Lee.

[ghostshadow25]

@animallover2047 My P.E. teachers name was Mr. Lee...

[doomblaster300]

When Chuck Norris was 8 he had a pocket knife, he dropped it and it ran hard against his arm and the knife was cut to pieces

[uberCharlie7552]

"Do you believe in the easter bunny, too, kid?"

"I dunno! I'd have to ask Chuck Norris!"

[1frthrdio]

Chuck Norris could review the Nostalgia Critic.

[halloweenfan92]

is it me or does brandis look REALLY sick in this?

[thomassmith18]

To answer Critic's question, he shot a hole in the path of the powder so it would interupt the flow of the fire.....I think. Ha ha

[shadowandluigifan]

14 people were just gunshot

[Gohan3323]

a chucka norris!!!!

[enjoiKID24]

Mako: I was crucified for your sins...

[gruntora]

Is it just me or is that kid's dad the same guy who played the dad in The Wizard?

[purplestarz93]

@gruntora No you're right. It's the same actor.

[CpAndPokemonManiac98]

CHUUUUUUUCK NOOOORIS!!!!

[chrisjin11]

Is this the prototype of Black OPS in 5:36

[chrisjin11]

Chuck...Norris......Chuck...NO­RRIS?!?

[nerdking731]

Chuck Norris's daughter once lost her virginity. Chuck Norris got it back.

[GoodFebruarian]

@nerdking731  LOL

[PrincesTomboy]

@nerdking731 Chuck Norris has a daughter?

[nerdking731]

@PrincesTomboy I don't know, it's just a joke I heard.

[DFLOODyeaa]

@PrincesTomboy yes. perfect beings always have one spawn.

[PrincesTomboy]

@DFLOODyeaa no. they're so perfect they don't need a condom.

[Moosh50]

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

[EpicBear194]

Death is commonly known as the Chuck Norris sickness. Chuck norris's rust red beard is made up of barb wire,ox blood, and the souls of mortals. Ozzy Ousbourne once bit the head of a bat Chuck Norris bit the head of Batman. Chuck Norris can count to 8 on his right hand. Chuck Norris once beat the sun in a starring contest. Chuck Norris beat an argument against a stop sign and won

[smileyking96]

Chuck can fire his own boss.

[Xenomorph237]

they say when chuck norris needs to read a book, all he needs to do is look at the cover and he gets the information we wants.

[cobiprice]

they say when chuck norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

[BigNickGK]

in the movie where chuck norris lost to brue lee he was acting and the shot had to be redone 1,000,000 times becase he shatterd brue lees bones

[SiRebellion101]

@BigNickGK shut up motherfucker and learn to spell

[godzillafan0009]

I bet chuck can kick your ass

[godzillafan0009]

how dare you make fun of chuck norris movies I bet he can kick your ass all the way to californa

[godzillafan0009]

how dare you make fun of chuck norris movies I bet he can kick your ass all the way to californa

[Diegobrandan15]

"the classrom is where all dreams go to die!" so fucking true!!!

[Invaderphantomstar11]

Chuck Norris didn't have asthma, asthma had Chuck Norris.

[thegameulost]

14 people's loved ones got in a fight with Chuck Norris and weren't named Bruce Lee.

[EliteAnbu159]

I know why he can shoot out fire cuz hes

CHUCK NORRIS

[JillC2]

Chuck Norris intimidated 14 people

[TheVideogameEmperor]

5:19-Rambo refrence ATTACK!!!!

[EclipseHedgehog]

for some reason the music and wacky sound effects remind me of the power rangers movie.

[THEMANIZZME]

"its like god, sex, and kung fu put in a blender" that is definantly chuck norris xD

[futureps4]

chuck noris vs plane:winner - chuck noris