Steve Ballmer - Dance Monkey Boy!

[truthseekers666]

What a knob

[Zoomer30]

Looks like he trips about half way in, careful Mr Balmer, the Casscadia Fault is on the vergue, you falling off the stage could trigger a Mag 9 quake.

[DrKillaser]

lol.. i check the comments here and nearly everyone is making a fun of Ballmer.... for me, he got some great sense of humor, his trailers aren't boring... HE IS THE MAN.. :D

[BorgCymru]

What a knob

[JohanPersson]

"Give it up for me!" oh my

[drrobertoboogie97]

That pose in 0:37, I think I've seen that one before in a Hitler documentary

[TooLateTomorrow]

I guarantee he snorted a line of Cocaine seconds before he came on stage.

[jimmyduckegg]

At least Steve Jobs has dignity.

[eagames2007]

more like steve balder

[irfaanfr1]

WTF!!!!!!

[intelinside1990]

He needs Ritalin LOL

[Nentedo63]

steve ballmer, the ballhog

[mazhar113648]

Just like a monkey. Steve Bullshit from Microshit. Microshit will vanish, time is coming...

Soon the whole world will hug open-source Linux.

[arturitonet]

"World will hug to open source" - with what? Sorry but that won't happen. Linux is cool and far away from there.

He might be a clown but the there are things they are doing way better than anyone else out there.

I guess that none of these people who left the comment have ever developed any software

[arturitonet]

You would change your mind if you had to work with Java on Unix or Linux and all its libraries all over the internet with shit loads of versions that aren't compatible. or

Visual Studio - which I think it s the best programming ide ever created and makes you program faster which results in delivering product earlier.

Microsoft has done some really good stuff and fucked some as well but so open source or apple did (iPad - worst product of the year 2010)

[unclealand]

Imagine being a woman under this guy, naked while he nails you. No, you're not being paid for it, either.

[TooLateTomorrow]

@unclealand

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[bushmenofkumquat]

Just... wow.

[xJ3R3M14Hx]

did you expect more from Microshit? This is every pc users wet dream. Im staying with Mac.

[diamontforever]

What does this monkey scream, I am an moron?

[curry69curry]

Their product sucks anyways!

[yourpainmakesmehappy]

Microsoftys love being told what to do

[TheLithon]

Bill gates, steve ballmer and steve jobs those men are great, what the world will done without them!!!!!!!!!!!

[mduchval]

Maybe less crap and more freedom ?

Just guessing.

[Noregi]

"I've got four words for you: I LOVE THIS COMPANY, YEAH!"

That's five words, Steve.

[djarcher72]

@Noregi fifa 11 lollll 

[Cheesemonkeys24]

Now after watching this video, go watch an Apple keynote. Watch Mr. Jobs. After that go back to this video and watch monkey boy. Who would you rather buy something from?

Monkey boy? I don't think so.

[skipplet]

Who cares how the leaders of the company act? It's about the product. I couldn't care less how cool Steve Jobs is compared to Steve Ballmer.

[Laofse]

I would buy from Monkey boy, he's funnier. ^^

[hankscorpiouk]

You know, if this guy was assassinated, I would drop everything, going out to buy champagne and celebrate. He is even more worthy of contempt than gates, and that's quite a bit.

[Billkwando]

Psycho.

[fiman16]

idk, i consider that to be enthusiasm. if you saw a 16 year old chick do that, you wouldn't think twice. so why can't he?

[MickeyYahoo]

I wouldn't let her babysit.

[G58]

What a turd!

I can't think of a single redeeming feature that fool has.

I hate M4 anyway, but this is embarrassing.

[eLAyDude]

That he should act this way after the disaster of Windows Vista can only mean one thing. That the next version of Windows will actually work. LOL!

[r5cpt]

This was BEFORE that piece of manure called Vista.

[r5cpt]

Longhorn became Vista. So, yes, this was even before Longhorn :)

[r5cpt]

He sure did: search youtube for "Steve Ballmer: Web developers @ Mix 08 [good audio]"

I peed myself :) But after watching this video, I kinda respect the dude - at least he knows how to laugh at himself.

[ComatoseMuffin]

Has he made a habit of this?

.. It's good to see a little enthusiasm in his work, I suppose. -Cough-

[vetteracerz]

what a nut!

[conax133]

This idiotic display is where corporatism is going.

The company 'uber alles', if you will not make a complete fool of yourself, you are not a 'team player', etc. I would not let this hopeless suckass run my lemonade stand. Microsoft is on its way out.

[dukedomking]

Gates didnt sell to anyone..he's semi-retired so Steve takes the duties over.If you think this is odd..You weren't around during the competition of computer wars.Thats how much intensity Microsoft has in its own way.Not bad..I would act the same way too!!!

[lordPerkin13]

This is so funny... The head of one of the worlds most important companies acting like a 12 year old girl at a simple plan concert... Where as Jobbs is relaxed and professional, this is to funny, wow and I thought that some people could not get any stupider...

[arthuradult]

He's just being a fat-bald ROCKSTAR!!

Love IT ;D

[zzjimmai59]

damn and him, the same guy are in business meeting? could you imagine? OMG... pooor developpers, and pour company, this is too much love hahahahaha

[zief22]

So, Bill Gates sold microsoft to this guy? If i was him i'd be laughing my ass off because after seeing that i'm starting to think that the "already not so reliable" windows might just be getting even worse (then again, who wants a boss who dances around on Gloria Estefan songs... looks like a kick ass boss to have haha!)

[Icew0lfBlade]

I don't think it's possible to hate Steve Ballmer like some people hated Bill Gates. All you can do is laugh and shake your head.

[thisismuralim]

this proves us that man came from monkey

[xeriouxi]

Nice to see this video in sync for once! At 0:30 he looks like he hurts himself and limps off! XD

[darkvi140]

What a dick head. LOL

[emptyandgray]

"GIVE IT UP FOR ME!"

he's his own cheerleader!

[zorinlynx]

Wow, he really, REALLY needs to go to the gym more. He was completely totally out of breath after that!

He's a freaking BILLIONAIRE; he can afford to buy a gym and use it!

[fordgt90]

Fucking...retard.

[vrijheid99]

What a stupid asswhole!!!!!!

[vrijheid99]

What a stupid asswhole!!!!!!!!

[10elizabeth01]

*runs screaming out the door!*

[kanjok3]

oi ROOTREADY if americans are so stupid how come they invented TV. just proves that ur the stupid 1 :D

[eFFeeMMe]

Apart from the fact that television is no single invention, and that no, most of it wasn't invented by americans, I believe he wasn't referring to all americans.

[MasterBlackHat]

I believe the song is 'Get on your feet' by Gloria Estefan. Hope that helps.

[rootready]

stupid american... he is ill