Chris Crocker - Tug-A-Lug!

[sportaygaltiffy]

tug-a-lug

[5dsGX5ds]

honry bitch



[MissLina83]

Hahahahaahahha lmfao



[Shandannnn]

HAHAHAHA<3

[Toocoolforyhu]

sometimes i forget hes a boy

[Feliciadawn2110]

1:14 got way to sexual lmao

[lindels]

@hcescsra14 You mean ghetto not "black". Ignorance and 'hood rat' behavior isn't limited to just one race.

[drewmacenburger]

I THINK I POPED A BONER

[hcescsra14]

stop acting black you faggot

[sabrina3256]

@hcescsra14 you know he is acting!! he was signed to an internet acting company, as he mentioned on maury! like wtf get a fucking life -.-"

[FruityFreakLovesMB2]

@sabrina3256 wtf iz yhuu talkin bout i never heard of his asz plus WHO IN THE FUCKKK PUTS VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE ON THIS?

[sabrina3256]

@FruityFreakLovesMB2 im talking about chris and how he was signed to a internet acting company like wtf i just fucking said that can you fucking read?....... and apparently chirs crocker puts videos on youtube on this...... and so what if he's gay..what you say to him doesn't affect him and if it did why would he keep on making them?? -.-" worn out pussy hoe!!

[borzydar666]

to jest ta część internetu gdzie nie powinno mnie być \This is the part of the internet where I should not be

[borzydar666]

you look like golum

[gagaaep]

Better be super glue honey..... Lol love ya Chris !!!!!!!!!

[ShannonJoannaBFF]

Glued Literally??? Gosh..I love Chris Crocker

[Gurrennakun]

I love your facial expressions and mannerisms! lol XD

[modeivan]

hey! I have a black friend who loves to meet u, and he have a big cock to kill you with a internal bleeding!

[MultiWolfgirl123]

Umm... im not tuggin your 'lug'

[cappuccino94]

i don't even know you, why would i want to pull your fuckin hair

[ImABeliber2011]

@Nancy99999 No you're wrong. It's not comedy, it's fucking scary.



[zoehowes93]

wouldnt it hurt more having ur hair pulled wen its stuck on by glue?

[TheRVD420]

You're a man...you shouldn't be fighting girls anyway.  Stupid faggot.

[gbaby0033]

WIGGER

[4EverWinglessAngel1]

@gbaby0033 It doesn't make you a wigger to have attitude, or to be a "thug"!! Hell, I'm probably the least "ghetto" person you could ever meet, but if you piss me off you'd think I was! That's because it's all about attitude!! ;P

[TheChaos248]

PRESS 5!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! And when I fight... I go for the neck... Not the hair...

[4EverWinglessAngel1]

@TheChaos248 I usually just go for the face with full on punches ;P I hate hair pullers!!!! They really do be pulling that shit like it's going to make you stop punching the fuck out of them!! :P *5*

[TheChaos248]

@4EverWinglessAngel1 I KNOW!!! :P Some girls think that just because they go for the hair that you will stop beating the crap out of them... Now... Granted, It hurts but not as much as being kicked in the face by a shoe and a powerful leg... :P

[iKatelynCannibal]

my hairs to long and real for extensions :)

[Fuladuschen]

Press 3

[wolfofworld]

 You'll always be beautiful to me sexy.

[imjoedewar]

fag

[LisaSpringfield]

Fucking funny! Love this!

[rsb176]

How about i pull a trigger!

[MeganHarms7]

Pre 3, 5,8,7,9,0,4,6,2,and 1.......lol they look dirtyy

[jazcaplovexx]

your weird ;s

[yomegal12]

i kno dats right gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlll

[Nancy99999]

What's the hate? This video is under a comedy. It's meant to be fucking funny, not realistic or serious. You could tell that he is acting. He was signed to a internet acting company, as he mentioned it on Maury. You all watch his acted, Shane Dawson-esque older videos, people.

Watch his newer videos. They're mostly his real geniune self. He is not crazy, he is a good actor. He is also smart, nice guy in real life. I feel sorry for those who know him for his "crazy" videos.

[RKOyou]

@Nancy99999 chris has always been himself since day one, sure some videos are more crazy than others but it's still him, not acting

his appearance changing is his own choice, because he said that he gets bored easily and likes to mix things up

[DexterHaven49]

@Nancy99999 I just noticed the dislikes outnumber the likes for some reason. This is proof not to trust the haters. They have their own agenda. This video shows great skill in talking to a camera, something less than 1% of people can do well. And probably none of those who hit dislike can do it well. Thus, envy is in play.

[KittyMiCute]

idiot idiot idiot idiot moron moron moron moron stupid stupid stupid stupid gay gay gay gay retard retard retard retard!

[nanasweirdo]

press 3 its funny :D also 5 and 8

[ThePinkbrunett]

press 9 over and over again lol

[edi7814]

ohhhhh girl you have big muscels :D .....wait this is a man??? omg

[Skysim33]

dude, ur not gay, ur just a drag!!!!!!!!!!

[ilessthanthreeyou7]

@Skysim33 um....being a drag queen means ur gay

[becca1322]

Ummmm.......... o.........k.........

[Mainestaa]

Seriously be gay but calm the fuck down

[Wazabi135]

This is scary :O

[Katzan02]

Why do girls go straight for the hair and guys straight to the face? It's like WHAM!

[Koliea123]

I'm disturbed.

[Nini606m]

wierdo!!!!!

[DexterHaven49]

@edwardnewmoon999 I don't think it's random. He sells a shirt made after this video. It says "tug-a-lug" on it. This video is another example of Chris's camera presence and how to speak to an audience. No hiding. No dodging. He reaches out and grabs you by the collar and talks to you. You can almost touch his extensions, as it were. That is video making skill. Try it and see. Impossible to duplicate. If I'm wrong, post a response so I can see.

[summerlover10007]

I love Chris, but i think the glue fumes have gone to his head xD kind of like the mad hatter haha

[montagnecolline2]

Waaw. Is he acting caus hes a freak

[LilWill927]

that is vile.

[CoolBoyExtreme]

comment 40,000~ 

[Damian72a]

All that I found good in this vid is... his hair. Seriously - very nice. ;D

[TheCasuce]

Is he a transseksual?

[XxCrazyCassandraxX]

Wow. Glued in. Nice. What if you want to get rid of it in like a week?

[AlexaahBang]

Looooooooser ! :*

[LoneBrokenWolf]

Faces are too good. xD

[AllyYupp]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :L

[EARTHtoSARAHhellooo]

no you dont pull hair or "Tug-A-Lug" as you would say you scratch and stamp and punch their faces in REALL GOOD!

[BrindlePitForStud]

haha he says hes a thug pshh A GAY THUG !!!!!

[OrangeViolence]

I don't pull hair I stomp faces xD

[EmeraldEyes160]

click 2 really fast, click 3, click 5, then click 7 lol

[24CDIDDY]

I think youre a grown ass man talking on the internet about fighting women. Just makes me want to give you a propper beat down even more.

[vondur1970]

You need to slow down on them drugs

[zack130689]

u slut



[fergie123able]

pick a gender AND STICK WITH IT

[TheM0ragaXx]

Im scared ._.

[calvarygirl007]

Why does this video have 3 million views?

[211atoz]

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[FuckTheLawNiggas]

@211atoz lol ghahaha

[sonicfan19941]

"category:comedy" THAT MEANS HES JUST KIDDING AROUND SO STOP HATIN!

[allogenes37]

"It ain't no kinda Elmer glue" :D

[jonathonc87]

shut your fuckin hole ya boot

a thug m8 you are a fucking slug

[FuckTheLawNiggas]

@jonathonc87 lol

[CMmidgets]

"I aint one of these girls with these clip in extensions..." lol your aint a girl...

[futuristfood]

and to the girls that like to be pullin' on weave.. try my shit.

[FavoriteZac]

you can tug a lug on his , because hes a guy and its a wig.

[pr3wish]

*tug tug*

[nutshell911]

I go on your videos to make sure that one day I WILL be the reason you die you anorexic bitch! :D btw, IM a 10 year old girl and i could shank you, you mofo!

[spartencole17]

hit 8 she is ai humping

[spartencole17]

hit the she he balls she or he watever it is it will fall down XD

[1010232ful]

press 3 = just seen self in mirror

press 5 = just sniffed junk

[PartyPrincess4561]

lol.

[FusionPrincess]

You are destroying the image of women even more!

[Sibbyy24]

fuckion stupid! PYSCHO.

[S8WiZkiD1145]

he is like a white drugged up tranny version of lil wayne.

[patrontequila1234]

thumbs up if u checked alot of his/her's vids to see if it has alot of dislikes

[iFMALover]

Everytime he makes a video he's always complaining about people "hating" on him -.-

[dingalingaloo]

Anyone who thinks this is something to get upset over a) doesn't get it at all and b) ain't too clever... it is ENTERTAINMENT people. Sheesh. Death threats? Really? What a bunch of narrow minded, homophobic morons.

[CrazyMonkey953]

WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY! THIS PRICK REALLY THINKS HE'S GOING TO GET JACKED! HAHAHAHAHA!

[mandie800]

wth

[duckstien]

i love CHRIS CROCKER so so much <3 ya'll dont even understand

[jabori1]

Whoever gets offended by Chris Crocker's videos are obviously morons. This dude is an entertainer. I get his humor. He's funny AF. All of you replying to this video in offense are IDIOTS xp

[FuckTheLawNiggas]

@jabori1 fuck off moron faggot

[jabori1]

@FuckTheLawNiggas why you mad? I think you're the real fag here.

[FuckTheLawNiggas]

@jabori1 haha coming from the Puerto rican brown faggot fucker

[AverageChimps]

@jabori1 this isnt humor...hes actually gay

[jabori1]

@AverageChimps Right. He's gay and he's funny.

[winningham73]

@jabori1 I love this guy or girl...lol he makes my day its hillarious...a tru entertainer!!!

[H2OFAN125XX]

@jabori1

yer but he says so many thins so bad

[partizanbeogradbla]

i would kill you if i can fucking faggot

[aradaisy]

@partizanbeogradbla wooooowwww.. death threats?? really??/ so that's what we do now.. it's not suppose to mean anything.. its suppose to be funny.. duuuhhh...

[partizanbeogradbla]

@aradaisy gtfo idiot if u like watching fags then go fuck with them you fucking idiot .!.

[010Musicchick]

I tried copying his facial expressions... but I failed

[ZOMBIEgirl1112]

ya know what im a chick nd i cud beat your little weak ass any day!nd i dont tug on hair,I SCOOP OUT UR EYEBALLS WITH A ICE CREAM SCOOPER AND COOK THEM IN VEGETABLE OIL TILL THEY TURN 2 LIQUID! then i gonna, CHOP OF THE TIPS OF YOUR FINGERS WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT ALONG W/ YOUR LIQUID EYEBALLS! THEN IMMA CHOP OFF AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR FUCKIN SEVERED LEGS!dont mess with a chick tht <3s violence&blood thumbs this up if u can beat his ass 2, &if u dnt u cant

[LelaGlitteryAfrodite]

Fuck pulling hair and tuggin' lugs, if that bitch aint wearin' a bra, I aim straight for her titties.

[Marii215]

what's wrong with you? :DDDDD

[LunaTheVamp]

This video made me giggle :)

[ashleyundead100]

ok well i wood like to know how u come up with these ideas

lyk so this cn be a top comment and we cood find out the answer!!

XD

[jalyncia14]

Lol...

[MusicLoverSixx]

He/She Said: Girls That Pull Hair When They Fight Listen Up Im Not One Of Those Girls) <---- Ur Not A Real Girl....

[Yayxvodka]

HA LUV DIZ VID AND FUCK ALL U FUUCKKKIING CHRIS CROKER HATERZ U GUYZ AIINT SHIIT !! AT LEAST HES OUT THER DOING SOMETHING!!

[cazandsnowy1]

bet your parents love you very much.

[FarkleFruggle123]

Why do you assume that every girl wants to fight you, you ugly piece of scum. You truly are the cornhole of youtube.

[0d0i0a0n0e0L0a0]

he's hot! I'd hire him for a indie film! :D

Seen TV Face movie? Yutube it, TV Face , something like that , but better of course, like" Volver" where he's the main character, and does what ever the heck he wants haha! that'd be kooL!!!!!!!

[iluvben15]

8 is definitely his sex face...

[n1ut4t3]

I'm gonna puke ... seriously :/

[lol9392]

lol keep pressing 3

[FuckTheLawNiggas]

lmao press 5 - this is his anal penetration face

[FuckTheLawNiggas]

TUG A LUG while dropping a huge TURD from your stretched anus ring

[Flowreach]

I love chris.

guys! go watch his latest videos.he's really got his shit together!

[Fashoxnuita]

Press 5 .. gross ..

[HeresPokemonTv]

OH MY GOD! PAUSE AND PRESS 7! I just gave you nightmares.

[HeresPokemonTv]

WTF press 6 XD.

[johnb0nat3r]

1 my girlfriend could tear that hair right out 2 what if i use a knife to cut that lug out or wtf you say and 3 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrr DUM :3 *snaps fingers* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnhhhhhhhhhhmm­mmmmmmmmmmm you herd me....DUM *screams in a feminine accent*

[sbtristopher]

you are scary as fuck.

[thatfeliciakid]

I mean like...I don't have a problem at all with Chris...but I fail to see the point of this video.

[Ukcoastersrockdabest]

press 4 for robot sound!!!!!

[superfessel]

keep pressing 5 lmfao

[ajpianoman1]

@AlexisNBotts Lmfao... XD

[mylittlepiper2004]

Im sorry i had to throw up ,what happened???? gross lol

[LittleWesty20]

Actually hold 8 and youll be scarred for life

[LittleWesty20]

Now, push 3 then 2 then 3 and carry on and now your scarred for life

[stiffy123101]

Hold 5 in lol XD XD

[a3summer3star]

how many times is he gonna say tug-a-lug?

[AlexisNBotts]

Dude you fight me i will kck your pussy ass like to see you touch me bring it

[tristanmallett]

i wanna see her on jackass 3 electrick avenue and watch her die :D

[1994jordanian]

keep pressing 8 rapidly :PPP

[SuperMarvelDc]

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS BITCH IS RAMBLING ON ABOUT.

[ThaSteezy]

press 0 for arm wave

press 1 for hair flip

press 2 for OK

press 3 for just got raped face

press 4 for HUG

press 5 for just took a shit face

press 6 for creepy rapist face

press 7 for "watchu think about that?"

press 8 for being humped face

press 9 for NO whut

[igotakilaminjaro]

press 3 four times then press 2 once and make your own beat!!!

[Ditrix]

this guy honestly should be disposed of

[emlt2000]

YA FREAK

[advisory1]

LOL press 8 over and over!



[ayang005]

I wondered why there were so many dislikes.. Now I know why. >.>

[TheBlablabla3012]

keep pressing 5 xd

[ayang005]

@TheBlablabla3012 pwahhahaa- pressing 5 repeatedly is hilarious!

[StereOasis93]

@ayang005 hahaha 8 is good

[ayang005]

@StereOasis93 LMAO! IK IK. I laughed so hard..

[Holderblatt]

ok it is very normal to make a video on youtube when you are coming out of the shower and just talk anything about TUG A LUG??????

[Ma1zABynkker]

and keep presseing 7

[SomePinkGirl]

keep pressing 5 XDDD

[oFamilyGuyZo]

keep pressing 5

[ILOVEEYOU055]

Uh... Do you Think your Cool When you make These Videos?

[555gamereign]

I think you cut yourself shaving your chest...ugh

[cheekypants321]

keep pressing 5 XD

that is some serious lip quiver action

[michaeljackson8747]

ok wat yo address....and we'll see if i cant pull that shit out!!

[pinkyallyjo]

concerning...

[GaMeRz696]

keep pressing 2 its an orgasm

[cousinsfromhell]

keep pressing 5 LOL

[CraziiAfro]

Press 9 over and over again looks like porn LOL!

[MsMoha1997]

keep pressing 5