Want a good vampire movie? Watch "Die Now or Live Forever" by Dom Fera. It's an indie film and about 20-30 minutes long. It is also among my favorite films if all time, vampire or not.
Sword of "Dieldo"? Jesus Christ, man. I'm thinking that alone is why they removed Lesbian from the title in the English release. The fact that a 'lesbian' vampire can only be killed with a magical dildo-sword is not only a horrible joke, if you look at the context, it's sort of offensive.
@docitbusiness Try All in the Family or Sanford in Son. Those are awesome american versions of British sitcoms, but again those are from the 70s and people back then cared more about quality.
@DemonShernagogh Unfortunately, I have already seen Battle Royale (as well as the sequel). So, it's not eligible for this series.
Also, thank you. I have wondered what the hell Hunger Games was. I had heard so many people talk about it, and I never looked it up. Now that I know it's a Battle Royale knockoff, I will just avoid it.
@He11sing920 Really? is that munch of a knockoff of Battle Royale?? i haven't read the books or anything but i am sure that it at least it has something unique on it. Right?
@docitbusiness I understand quite a bit of British humor. Chalk that up to the fact that I watched a lot of PBS on Saturday nights (when they ran lots of British sitcoms).
But, you do have a point, not a lot of Americans understand British humor.
...Thankfully, I do (whether or not it involves me having watched lots of British comedy - (I do)), so that means that I can be good as a moderate American pigfucker, and demonstrate that now so that people can know that not all americans can have trouble finding things on a map, eating their own feces, or voting for George W. Bush.. (I do it describingly/Funny)
Would you mind turning up the mic later on? Dont know why this has not been fixed. Not a big problem tho, but abit annoying listning while doing other things.
its like we sunk down to epic movie standards, mind you this is the only comedy that we made that I didn't enjoy and actually walked out of the theater
@heavybassX Is it even possible for a film based on lesbian vampires to be funny? I think it would have worked more if they played up the fan service.
Well, it just goes to show that the British can't be funny all the time., sadly. Also, I noticed on your wish that you have NEVER seen Day of the Dead!
This movie might have worked if the lesbian vampires were given more screen time. That might have hit a chord with some people. Too much of the film is spent on scenes nobody cares about.
I didn't think the movie was THAT bad, but it was barely watchable for me. I felt the humour could be funny at points, though I do wish they didn't string out a few jokes to the moment when they became very unfunny. The characters had barely any depth, so you don't care about them. Though I do felt James Corden put in a good performance (even though he later on TV the film was torturous).
Btw, I have a request. Could you do the Inbetweeners Movie (if it has been released in the US)?
Hmm, so Howard warned you about it yet you still watched it, I do the same and get mixed reactions, sometimes I agree and sometimes I don't, 6 year old humor, sounds like something my old roommate might watch, and I am already subbed to Howard, he does have some good stuff
That's a shame. I was interested in checking out Lesbian Vampire Hunters, but watching this has made me reconsider.
TheFallenAngel678 2 weeks ago
You should do a reaction and review for The Gestapo's Last Orgy (1977).
jigsawkillas 2 weeks ago
I havent watched a reaction and review for about a year now and you have lost alot of weight! Good job!
LifeIn8Bit 2 weeks ago
Dont ever mention Only Fools and Horses.
Boring, Cheap, and god aweful acting.
The only thing that was good about it was the old guy - rest his we soul
redrath298 2 weeks ago in playlist Reaction & Review
one of my funniest movies :)
rrichardas 2 weeks ago
Want a good vampire movie? Watch "Die Now or Live Forever" by Dom Fera. It's an indie film and about 20-30 minutes long. It is also among my favorite films if all time, vampire or not.
OmniscientGamer 2 weeks ago
@OmniscientGamer Or play Legacy Of Kain. It was made with a movie feel in mind with a film writer anyway
EmperorOfLols 1 week ago in playlist Reaction & Review
Sword of "Dieldo"? Jesus Christ, man. I'm thinking that alone is why they removed Lesbian from the title in the English release. The fact that a 'lesbian' vampire can only be killed with a magical dildo-sword is not only a horrible joke, if you look at the context, it's sort of offensive.
CreditR01 3 weeks ago
What did the lesbian vampire say to her girl friend? I'll see you in 28 days :3
daggerrun 3 weeks ago
@hellsing920 ok . The American version is proberly gonna suck balls , cause I'm
Yet to see a good americanised version of a British show
docitbusiness 3 weeks ago
@docitbusiness Try All in the Family or Sanford in Son. Those are awesome american versions of British sitcoms, but again those are from the 70s and people back then cared more about quality.
gamefreak011 2 weeks ago
@gamefreak011 Sorry meant Sanford and Son. :)
gamefreak011 2 weeks ago
@hellsing920 , do u understand any of the humor from Only Fools And Horses , The Inbetweeners
Plus there's gonna be an American version of Only Fools
docitbusiness 3 weeks ago
@docitbusiness I have never seen Only Fools and Horses or the Inbetweeners. So, I wouldn't know if the humor from those is my sort of thing.
He11sing920 3 weeks ago
@UltraPic. True
docitbusiness 3 weeks ago
...Wah Chang!!! 400th!!
...(There's some obscure nerdy reference to you, there!)
meteosurreal 3 weeks ago
What about a R&R of "Battle Royale"...you know because the Hunger Games coming out.
DemonShernagogh 3 weeks ago
@DemonShernagogh Unfortunately, I have already seen Battle Royale (as well as the sequel). So, it's not eligible for this series.
Also, thank you. I have wondered what the hell Hunger Games was. I had heard so many people talk about it, and I never looked it up. Now that I know it's a Battle Royale knockoff, I will just avoid it.
He11sing920 3 weeks ago
@He11sing920 Really? is that munch of a knockoff of Battle Royale?? i haven't read the books or anything but i am sure that it at least it has something unique on it. Right?
EmperorOfLols 1 week ago in playlist Reaction & Review
you should do an R&R on stan helsing! have youve seen it?
PaulReviewsStuff123 3 weeks ago
@UGrIImeKiidK yay i now i was the one that ot it, plus its one of my favorite films
kariookami44 3 weeks ago
4:08 Squirt
BlindmelonKen 3 weeks ago
Yay! Only one dislike! =D
BlindmelonKen 3 weeks ago
will you ever review 30 minutes or less?
TheArmoredCat 3 weeks ago
I didn't hate this film it was just 'meh'. BTW have you ever seen: a)The machine girl and b)love, honour and obey?
glenn1981 3 weeks ago
Well to be fair guys it is a British film and as we all know Americans don't seem to understand our sense of humor
docitbusiness 3 weeks ago
@docitbusiness
They understand how shit james cordon is though.
UltraPic 3 weeks ago
@docitbusiness I understand quite a bit of British humor. Chalk that up to the fact that I watched a lot of PBS on Saturday nights (when they ran lots of British sitcoms).
But, you do have a point, not a lot of Americans understand British humor.
He11sing920 3 weeks ago
@He11sing920
...Thankfully, I do (whether or not it involves me having watched lots of British comedy - (I do)), so that means that I can be good as a moderate American pigfucker, and demonstrate that now so that people can know that not all americans can have trouble finding things on a map, eating their own feces, or voting for George W. Bush.. (I do it describingly/Funny)
meteosurreal 2 weeks ago
hellsing could you give me a link to your live stream? i havent gone to one in a wile
skatertom5678 3 weeks ago in playlist Reaction & Review
09:31 - Magneto :P
But in all seriousness...this film was garbage!
RandomDCE 3 weeks ago
so snatch is next? fun
kariookami44 3 weeks ago
@kariookami44 it might be.
He11sing920 3 weeks ago
The Vicar was played by Paul McGann, who played the 8th Doctor from the Doctor Who film.
MrUrsudude 3 weeks ago
@MrUrsudude I think he was pretty good as the Eighth Doctor. :)
BotheringButler 3 weeks ago
!!! RandomDCE made a review on this, didn't he?
Dang I feel sorry for you.
unwaveringblindness 3 weeks ago in playlist Reaction & Review
@unwaveringblindness I did indeed.
RandomDCE 3 weeks ago
@RandomDCE LOL Thank you for clarifying.
unwaveringblindness 3 weeks ago
Well, I too hope the next movie will be enjoyable.
BlazeTheMovieFan 3 weeks ago
Lol, good video review!
beckoninglight16 3 weeks ago
Would you mind turning up the mic later on? Dont know why this has not been fixed. Not a big problem tho, but abit annoying listning while doing other things.
Shardok1 3 weeks ago
its like we sunk down to epic movie standards, mind you this is the only comedy that we made that I didn't enjoy and actually walked out of the theater
MegaSOSbrigade 3 weeks ago
Wow, me and my girlfriend actually liked the movie
DarkPaladin300 3 weeks ago
And we have one of my reasons why I hated this film... Throwing in sexual references and jokes does NOT make it funny, it makes it sexist.
heavybassX 3 weeks ago
@heavybassX Is it even possible for a film based on lesbian vampires to be funny? I think it would have worked more if they played up the fan service.
Sukuun 3 weeks ago
@Sukuun Unless you count the sex jokes as hilarious... to which I didn't crack a smile.
heavybassX 3 weeks ago
Well, it just goes to show that the British can't be funny all the time., sadly. Also, I noticed on your wish that you have NEVER seen Day of the Dead!
BygPhattyPlus 3 weeks ago
Are you planning on doing a R&R on Hobo With a Shotgun?
BlackoutOmega 3 weeks ago
This movie might have worked if the lesbian vampires were given more screen time. That might have hit a chord with some people. Too much of the film is spent on scenes nobody cares about.
Sukuun 3 weeks ago
The actor you liked is called Paul McGann! He played The 8th Doctor in the Doctor Who Movie and Doctor Who Audio Adventures by Big Finish!
I think Paul McGann was the best actor in that Damn Movie! James Corden I just fucking HATE that fat waste of flesh that poses as a actor!
The only time James Corden was decent was in that one Episode of Doctor Who as Crag! :D
JamesRandomThingys 3 weeks ago
@JamesRandomThingys The Doctor was in a movie about Lesbain Vampires?!? O_o
CaptainTooner 3 weeks ago
You should cover cannibal ferox
burningofsodom1 3 weeks ago
I didn't think the movie was THAT bad, but it was barely watchable for me. I felt the humour could be funny at points, though I do wish they didn't string out a few jokes to the moment when they became very unfunny. The characters had barely any depth, so you don't care about them. Though I do felt James Corden put in a good performance (even though he later on TV the film was torturous).
Btw, I have a request. Could you do the Inbetweeners Movie (if it has been released in the US)?
TheVodkaHaze 3 weeks ago
AH HA HA HA HA! Oh, you are so going to hate this movie. People are lying if they think this is on par with Shaun of the Dead.
Sukuun 3 weeks ago
Hmm, so Howard warned you about it yet you still watched it, I do the same and get mixed reactions, sometimes I agree and sometimes I don't, 6 year old humor, sounds like something my old roommate might watch, and I am already subbed to Howard, he does have some good stuff
Lonewolfjedi 3 weeks ago
Interesting,btw I was asked to be part of the Alpocalypse tour during The Saga Begins"
nintenboy0214 3 weeks ago
Best title i have seen in a while XD
TheRadPlayer 3 weeks ago
that name is just hilarious XD
TheFireskull19 3 weeks ago
Hobo with a shotgun!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iiFuSiiOnZx 3 weeks ago
@iiFuSiiOnZx What about it?
He11sing920 3 weeks ago
@He11sing920 Lol you should do a review, also what is the amazon wish list?
iiFuSiiOnZx 3 weeks ago
@He11sing920
I think he wants you to watch that movie. Could have phrased it better though.
RocMegamanX 3 weeks ago
@He11sing920 ...He probably won't watch it.
Also, I saw Tarosan's one. Tarosan's Review was god, and I love what he & you did.
meteosurreal 3 weeks ago
Have you watched the 2004 movie ' Van Helsing'?
RossCuth 3 weeks ago
Yo man, im thinking of watching grave encounters is it any good?
TheDailyCranks 3 weeks ago
@TheDailyCranks I wouldn't know. I haven't even heard of it.
He11sing920 3 weeks ago
@He11sing920 its one of the most scariest movies ever made. i think you should do a R&R on it :)
shampell09 3 weeks ago
@TheDailyCranks yeah same, Ive been thinking of getting it but haven't heard much on it either. Trailer looks good though
DeathNationGaming 3 weeks ago
@TheDailyCranks yha its really good and it should be on youtube if you can find it.
almostawsome50 3 weeks ago