Terry Pratchett Hogfather part 8

[iwannabamongoose]

if death turned up in a father christmas suit honest to god i'd believe in father christmas... hard not to if an imposing skeleton told me to...

[hjenkinz]

and what do you want for Howswatch...small human.

[ChristopherDone]

Then you will be good, this is part of the arrangement. Then we have a contract.

Brilliant.

[TheLinkinparklover2]

it had a big.... Hahaha best part lmao

[yasaitomodachi]

AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR HOGSWATCH, SMALL HUMAN?

[madnone]

@yasaitomodachi

ai want a kitteh that goz mew an' a bottle or arseneck.

'nkyou.

[PoisonEveele]

It's a sword it's not supposed to be safe

Genius words spoken by a genius

[Dagashi6669]

I really enjoy how Death constantly fucks up when dealing with humans, rather amusing.

[kollyfire]

@Dagashi6669

Well to be fair, he doesn't have much interacting with them. Other than a few "Who the hell are you!?" and small after death talk.

[Xzerarazo]

You Spelt farther wrong, It is spelt father.

[ramtopsman]

@Xzerarazo hey thanks for that i just changed all of them i cnt believe i spelt it as farther / further