Feeling like you want to end it all? Do you think that life on this earth is not worth living? Well here's the good news, listen to Fern Cotton for half an hour and she'll suck the life out of you for free. What a sychophantic muppet with an atrocious laugh.
@MYBIGKINDHEART Very well thought out retort. Concise and to the point. May I return the favour. I'm sure you could tuck your assymetrical dripping gammon hangers right up your rusty sherrifs badge you shit cunt.
ive picked some ferns from my garden and placed them on my bed sheet,if i have a wank and come on them ,i could tell people i have come over fern cotton,and technically i wouldn't be lying ,wood eye?
There are 9 million sperm in every cumshot. I would love to insert my erect penis into this gorgeous woman's pork purse. I would thrust back and forth with such ferocity that I could create fire from the friction due to my overwhelming girth (Ray Mears never knew about this technique, he does now, that's why he's busily packing a fleshlight for his next trip as he always travels alone). At the point of ramjaculation I would spray my coitus cream all over her hair as a rival product to brylcreem.
of course, and they are also more intelligent than people here in Canada since they have adore such crap, like a queen. Whats up with that bullshit? Why dont you guys stick your fingers up your ass instead? fuck you, you assface!!
1. No one likes the queen, shes an old hag that one you got wrong 2. That bullshit is called monarchy, something thats been around for thousands of years and what controlled the world 3. Pull your head out your ass and learn something. By the way your country is a bit sad having a leaf on its national flag, i mean your country is nice but a bit stupid.... Assface!!!! toshay
okay, let's just conclude this argument by saying that you like to judge people's personality by their looks. It struck me as odd, but do as you please. Also, it seems that you are probably 15 or so, so I have decided to stop arguing about frivulous things with you. Btw, I have a question for you, why would a country so advanced where the tv characters are sincere, still maintain monarchy which has been dropped by almost about every other country because it doesnt work! And here is your TOSHAY!
Fair enough, yes monarchy has been dropped and it has been dropped here beacuse the country is being ruined by our waste of space prime minister, the queen is just a figure, but saying that politics is doing quite shit as well if you think about it. Tax on everything, justice system fails and politicians can't answer a simple yes or no question. Btw nice arguing with you. Leave it at that....
I love fearne! Shes such a genuine fun happy and gorgeous girl.. I just saw her on Paul O Gradey show on TV and dam she is gorgoeus!! :) U rock babe! :)
i love cotton soooooooooooooo much she seems to do evrything and shes sooooooooooooooo goood i love her she is so fit and i just want 2 bang her bang her bang her yummy
i heard through a friend that fearne cotton is a bit strapped for cash and tv work has dried up especially for next year, her shelf life isn't that long apparantly, i don't know why she doesn't just charge for her other services, that would sort the problem right out i think.
It has now been confirmed that 'Big Dong' aka Pet Tong has left his 2nd wife Carolina and daughter Lilly and is currently in a longteerm relatio9nship with Fern Cotton, terms havere now been agreed and all parties are said to be happy
in some of these pictures Fearne looks more like a boy...she just looks a bit weird needs more ladylumps i think before takeing any more pictures. unless you like that look of course.
Fern Cotton, has started a torrid love affair with a certain married radio 1 dance Dj whom she has nicknamed "Big Dong". they are reported to be very happy and planning a great life together. GO FERN BABY!
The first few slides bring back memories my old roommate had the mag with them in and I used to liberate it when he wasn't there and Wank all over it! She is well dirty!
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agree with city112 she is a talentless, airhead thats got fuck all to really say. another media whore who,ll do anything to be on the telly. fuck off to north korea.
she is fit
FiFaPlayer1997 3 weeks ago
i'd let her sneeze on me ringpiece
onthereg1 1 month ago
she is one dingbat i wanna fuck sooo bad !!
meekobansal 4 months ago
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Fap! Fap! Fap!
thirdflooruk 5 months ago
well nice she can sit on my face any time
Rambofreedomfighter 5 months ago
100% hot
icedbannanas 6 months ago
talentless boot
chazzyt 7 months ago
id smash her back doors in
Sparkoda12 8 months ago
She'd be the perfect girlfriend as long as she spent a good 50% of her time in the kitchen cookin me meals.
AstonVilla82thebest 8 months ago
I reckon Fearne looks like Alexandra Stan - anyone agree?
mastergx1 9 months ago
@mastergx1 it's the other way round, Fearne is older
Js3009 7 months ago
Love hher on radio 1 but the only problem is i just cannot stop thinking of those nostrils.....Damn you Lemon Damn You.
EBOWARRIOR 9 months ago
is she from fingertips...
bs4e 10 months ago
Bang tidy I want to smash her back doors in
DrGinge 10 months ago 5
she is bang tidy
Alexncl 10 months ago
she was talking about raffling the bikini bottoms
any bidders?
SuperBoogley 10 months ago
lol@google for putting a DOG FOOD advert over the top when I tried to watch.
SteveFusionX 10 months ago
i would love to smash the granny out of her
rikrok1980 10 months ago
amazing shes hot
shinraninja 1 year ago
Feeling like you want to end it all? Do you think that life on this earth is not worth living? Well here's the good news, listen to Fern Cotton for half an hour and she'll suck the life out of you for free. What a sychophantic muppet with an atrocious laugh.
martynwarriner 1 year ago
@martynwarriner GO FUCK YOURSELF
MYBIGKINDHEART 10 months ago
@MYBIGKINDHEART Very well thought out retort. Concise and to the point. May I return the favour. I'm sure you could tuck your assymetrical dripping gammon hangers right up your rusty sherrifs badge you shit cunt.
martynwarriner 10 months ago
@MYBIGKINDHEART YOU CLEARLY DON'T GET IT OR GET OUT AS MUCH
MYBIGKINDHEART 10 months ago
Scruuuum-didilli-umtious.
derekmcgoldrick 1 year ago
QUE LINDA MUY SEXY
paraguayxxx102030 1 year ago
so hot
lovebutnosoilder 1 year ago
mans wuld doggy fearne cotton while her holes are being filled with my celebrity juice (no keith lemon, yes holly willoughbooby)
that is all
AllowTheHype 1 year ago
i know where I wanna put my "fingertips"....
BobDylansPet 1 year ago
i found the naked pictures of fern finally after ages of searching AGAIN haha tiny(dot)cc/a1tgw
Worldwideclassics 1 year ago
Shes so beautiful. She always makes me smile :)
jwardmagic07 1 year ago
Beautiful face, touch of the Rachel Garley look about it, lacks the incendiary curves of that greatest of all models though.
alipitogen 1 year ago
@superjoffen LOL AGREED :P
thejdub15 1 year ago
she looks like lady gaga...
yougonasorry 1 year ago
dunno whats so sexy about her... theres no meat whatsover... shes ok... not hot... with a weird face..
yougonasorry 1 year ago
@yougonasorry
Skinny blonde with an ok face..I don't find her sexy but I DO find her annoying.
Holly Willoughby is what I call sexy !
theplanetking 1 year ago
she is a speedo buster...lol
BrickBardo05 1 year ago
she is a proper speedo buster..omg
BrickBardo05 1 year ago
fearne is quite average in real life without make up !
fonzi0was0cool 1 year ago
Scrumptious simply mmmm...
Deeppuddle 1 year ago
gorgeous !!!!!!!!!
KHTreppin 2 years ago 2
i loveFearne !!! lol :D
she's really nice chick!!
TrolNadTrolami 2 years ago
the things i would do....lol
superjoffen 2 years ago 5
I see even a jab has affected her now:
Fearne Cotton suffers ill effects from typhoid jab.
VaccinationAwareness 2 years ago
theres some closet comments here are you secret gays hu? no offense to gays either
Fearne = sex on legs
ReadySalted80 2 years ago 3
Shit! With a body like that, you can say "Wow" "Amazing" to me anytime, Fearne!
5/5 for her sexy form!
50033836 2 years ago 2
HOT<3
ilovemeganmullally 2 years ago 3
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she has a nasty face and could fit a cock up each nostril
greaserleo 2 years ago
1:16 kinky for charity...like it!
CherryProductions7 2 years ago 4
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i fucked her once
BelfastCatholic1 2 years ago
shut up you faggot
speedee1995 2 years ago
you may find that was someone else a little more hairy and he had a cock!
hawksmere 2 years ago
@BelfastCatholic1 me too with an acr
Modern247Warfare 1 year ago
absolute fucking idiot but i'd fuck the shit out of her given half a chance...
coleseyy 2 years ago
true that
tzketpk 2 years ago
fuck off, shes not annoying and shes hot!
Chr1sEke 2 years ago 2
indeed
left4deadzombiessss 2 years ago
ive picked some ferns from my garden and placed them on my bed sheet,if i have a wank and come on them ,i could tell people i have come over fern cotton,and technically i wouldn't be lying ,wood eye?
dazzifur 2 years ago
fern plants wud be a better wank over...shes a dog with a voice to send u over beachy head....
poppysmith11 2 years ago
not in order but fern cotton cheryl cole and meghan fox. they have got 2 be my top 3 in the world lol
be93lolzy 2 years ago
she is a proper pig without make up
tiasarahellielorna 2 years ago
Fearne Cotton is so fit she distracted me from how shit the song is.
ch1mpanzeethat 2 years ago 44
@ch1mpanzeethat Monkey News!!
malmo66 1 year ago
@malmo66
OO! That sounds cryptic! Noitfuckisnt!
ch1mpanzeethat 1 year ago
@ch1mpanzeethat
She is covered in tattoos and smokes like a chimney. Yuck.
jeffrey44 1 year ago
@jeffrey44 YEAH AND WHAT SHIT YOU ON
MYBIGKINDHEART 10 months ago
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about as sexy as an autopsy,annoying bitch.
warszawa70 2 years ago
HoT
marwood9 2 years ago
I really want to coat her anus in man-fat
sgdfghfghgh 2 years ago 27
I would for sure!!
atticusmalmo 2 years ago 3
1:28 is a good shot ;) she is so hot tbh ;O
jaspersnoncool 2 years ago
There are 9 million sperm in every cumshot. I would love to insert my erect penis into this gorgeous woman's pork purse. I would thrust back and forth with such ferocity that I could create fire from the friction due to my overwhelming girth (Ray Mears never knew about this technique, he does now, that's why he's busily packing a fleshlight for his next trip as he always travels alone). At the point of ramjaculation I would spray my coitus cream all over her hair as a rival product to brylcreem.
xbrinks08x 2 years ago 4
You aint wrong. I would love to think if i was inside fern i would be able to pull out, lol i'd have no chance
Critchy39 2 years ago
0:26 hot!!! i wanna marry her!!
she doesnt get the credit she deserves for bein hot!
benman136 2 years ago
i got a boner!
bleachost 2 years ago 2
The Hoosiers - Goodbye Mr. A
corsajacko 2 years ago
The Hoosiers - Goodbye Mr. A
corsajacko 2 years ago
whats the song? thx
phamm17 2 years ago
She is SEXY <3
jackwbull 2 years ago
My type of girl! and i'm not just talking about her figure and looks but her personality as well.
hcg2693 2 years ago
how would you know through pictures? clearly lunatic
zbuiwn 2 years ago
She's on T.V. a lot dumbass!
hcg2693 2 years ago
and therefore you know her personality .... right. ever heard of acting or an image? .... clearly you're the dumbass, think before you insult someone
zbuiwn 2 years ago
You insulted me first and i don't take shit from anyone. People on tv are different in the uk were not fake and plastic like in the us or canada
hcg2693 2 years ago
of course, and they are also more intelligent than people here in Canada since they have adore such crap, like a queen. Whats up with that bullshit? Why dont you guys stick your fingers up your ass instead? fuck you, you assface!!
zbuiwn 2 years ago
1. No one likes the queen, shes an old hag that one you got wrong 2. That bullshit is called monarchy, something thats been around for thousands of years and what controlled the world 3. Pull your head out your ass and learn something. By the way your country is a bit sad having a leaf on its national flag, i mean your country is nice but a bit stupid.... Assface!!!! toshay
hcg2693 2 years ago
okay, let's just conclude this argument by saying that you like to judge people's personality by their looks. It struck me as odd, but do as you please. Also, it seems that you are probably 15 or so, so I have decided to stop arguing about frivulous things with you. Btw, I have a question for you, why would a country so advanced where the tv characters are sincere, still maintain monarchy which has been dropped by almost about every other country because it doesnt work! And here is your TOSHAY!
zbuiwn 2 years ago
Fair enough, yes monarchy has been dropped and it has been dropped here beacuse the country is being ruined by our waste of space prime minister, the queen is just a figure, but saying that politics is doing quite shit as well if you think about it. Tax on everything, justice system fails and politicians can't answer a simple yes or no question. Btw nice arguing with you. Leave it at that....
hcg2693 2 years ago
the song..?
shgfe3ay 2 years ago
perfection
john14907 2 years ago
what a fat wannabe.
pickledeyeballs 2 years ago
lol yeah fat wannabe, we british know we can't beat the americans when it comes to that category bloody hell, their farts cause global warming
updavilla619 2 years ago 2
She is so beautifull
kevphillips02 2 years ago 2
she a'int got no jebs
daveleela2008 2 years ago
She has the body of a small child.
282dave 2 years ago
I love fearne! Shes such a genuine fun happy and gorgeous girl.. I just saw her on Paul O Gradey show on TV and dam she is gorgoeus!! :) U rock babe! :)
bulk5GTT 2 years ago 2
yea i dated her for a while. we still good m8ts.
paullovrey 2 years ago
talking shit
iluvElishaCuthbert 2 years ago
bull shit
AlexRochester1995 2 years ago
Look at paullovrey's profile. The guy is a fucking joke.
Jester995 2 years ago
She is definately a very attractive lady,but she needs to frequent Greggs a bit more often as she would be a lot sexier with some curves.
BLAKEYBBLAKEY 2 years ago 3
the hell is Greggs?
pickledeyeballs 2 years ago
Greggs is a bakery shop in England that sells cakes,pies,pastries & things (greasy fatty salty,nice healthy food (^_^)
BLAKEYBBLAKEY 2 years ago
Nothing Greggs sell is nice or healthy.
Jester995 2 years ago
y is it dat fearn dosn get the credit she deserves for being hot?
benman136 2 years ago
She is a gorgeous lady.Very Sexy.
91Dan17 2 years ago 3
ooh i gotta say, i loves me some fearney fearne, ooooh boy, yes siree.
she just GETS ME GOING.
YEEEAH BOII.
RighteousLac 2 years ago 3
i love cotton soooooooooooooo much she seems to do evrything and shes sooooooooooooooo goood i love her she is so fit and i just want 2 bang her bang her bang her yummy
NTLWORLDBOY 2 years ago
i always said she was fit and all my frends said she wasnt. thank you 4 uploading this coz it has proved me right
benman136 2 years ago 3
Sadam Cotton
royston123 3 years ago
huh?
benman136 2 years ago
aleave her alone all her tv n radio stuff is really gud!
oblivionguy15 3 years ago
Shes HOTT!!!!!!
joshthetrucker 3 years ago 3
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Fearne Cotton has a weird ugly nose, she is also a rubbish presenter with an annoying voice.
she's scrawny cow with no tits.
greaserleo 3 years ago
and if she was not out of your league you'd shag her in a second.
NewTracks001 2 years ago 2
haha brilliant, hed only be able to shag her in a second to cus hed cum faster than you could say pre-mature.
DuBAHOLICxKyLE 2 years ago
Just thought I'd just make sure this joke was totally dead.
LouiseAmanda 2 years ago
ferne is cool.
lovessingingforever 3 years ago 2
1:26 is a gret shot of her gorgeous legs!
thegreatbasher 3 years ago 2
STD WARNING! get a test quickly....
vincent03071 3 years ago
poor sad cow... not that old trick.. lets see you produce the goods .. bet you can't...LOL
vincent03071 3 years ago
Too many tattoos!
stewtheman2 3 years ago
NOW! Here is one slut that needs a really good slap.
sundimmer 3 years ago
0.26 soo cutee :0
OhsugarOhsnap 3 years ago
shes a fine looking woman, but her tits are too small =(
Madboyash18 3 years ago
1:16 is so cute ;) i always liked blondes
p.s i have a stunning wallpaper of fearne 1024x768 if anyone wants it ;)
AgainstDaOddz 3 years ago
I now live in Australia and I don't get to see Fearne on the TV anymore...DEVO! I LOVE YA FEARNE
AliBTN 3 years ago
my idol :)
ashexelevenx 3 years ago
i am sure if you have enough money fearne's love can be bought especially now she needs it so much. fearne has to think of her future too you know.
joanna9150 3 years ago
i'm considerin stalkin this bird, i been in love with her since i was bout 12! lol
deano210888 3 years ago
i heard through a friend that fearne cotton is a bit strapped for cash and tv work has dried up especially for next year, her shelf life isn't that long apparantly, i don't know why she doesn't just charge for her other services, that would sort the problem right out i think.
joanna9150 3 years ago
i know her
blondelass86 3 years ago
Im Fearnes cosuin so ya..
Codrod6 3 years ago
shes well sexy
shes fitter then that lass who does the extra factor but she needs tits
Shut0w3n 3 years ago
Ferne Cotton....IS a very fit lady who NEEDS respect !!
microchipper 3 years ago 5
Holly is much fitter! that song is shit sort it out are you 12?
baxwoot 3 years ago
This woman has truly natural beauty. And was my fav tv show presenter when i was smaller.
Sagittarius93x 3 years ago
i actually love that girl!! :-)
x
roversglynn 3 years ago
shes beautifull great personality and great sense of music x
junkyjoel 3 years ago
i thought she was with whathisface...steve jones?
x
shannafuckingsuicide 3 years ago
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fucking stupid bitch get the fuck off radio 1 YOUR NOT FUNNY
vrealrad 3 years ago
lmfao
Shut0w3n 3 years ago
why are you jealous!!
bakhtn 3 years ago 2
im in ahowbiz and i heard she likes big black cock
007bondspy 3 years ago
Not As Fit As Holly Willoughby
fforziney01 3 years ago
blag
whitedestroyeryeti 3 years ago
she attractive but too skinny for me ,I prefer Holly ,I don't like home breakers
twistedchicke21 3 years ago
It has now been confirmed that 'Big Dong' aka Pet Tong has left his 2nd wife Carolina and daughter Lilly and is currently in a longteerm relatio9nship with Fern Cotton, terms havere now been agreed and all parties are said to be happy
ZA906 3 years ago
in some of these pictures Fearne looks more like a boy...she just looks a bit weird needs more ladylumps i think before takeing any more pictures. unless you like that look of course.
adam6752 3 years ago
I had no idea Fearne Cotton did modelling stuff.
I require sex with her.
Szaam 3 years ago 2
Fern Cotton, has started a torrid love affair with a certain married radio 1 dance Dj whom she has nicknamed "Big Dong". they are reported to be very happy and planning a great life together. GO FERN BABY!
ZA906 3 years ago
i would!
chinchillla 3 years ago
she's soo sexy man! xxx
pinmunky 3 years ago
holly is hotter but i wouldn't say no to her LOL.
callan666 3 years ago
fearne is realy naturaly beutfull and shes got a realy nice personality lol perfect girl
g739 3 years ago
I'd Tap That ;)
Fearne Cotton is just so hot...
benslastmile1 3 years ago
hot and funny ideal women
wilo1990 3 years ago
Definately give her one! No doubt
jamesspatig 3 years ago
1:18 a smile to die for
razdog1994 3 years ago
I would love to fuck her and suck her toes!
HotSlimShady 3 years ago
im sorry but id fuck er silly
lukbowman 3 years ago 2
Cotton is so fucking annoying. Can't stand to listen to her.
leroysexy 3 years ago
mmmm fearne cotton. the sex.
(check my hotmail inbox, you know the password).
treasurehunts4simon 3 years ago
..she aint nowt special!! a bit like keane for example. dull and a bit like trifle or blancmange
mjd775 3 years ago
ur dead right. She'd present a car crash if she was paid and it was on the telly
ErniePi 3 years ago
damn she's hot!
thelovegeneration1 3 years ago 3
shame she said she'll never go topless
PhoenixCorpse 3 years ago
I Know but I don't think they are even her best feature! Would rather Unload over her Dirty Little Face!
Cashback13 3 years ago 2
this dude said i looked like her...i dont think tht was a compliment
tokiohotelluvr94 3 years ago
Well it bloody is Mrs! I would do disgusting unforgivable things to get with Ms Cotton!
captainroger 3 years ago
oh, sorry, I didn't know if she was considered "pretty"
cuz i'm not from england or anything
tokiohotelluvr94 3 years ago
LOL! Nice one
captainroger 3 years ago
The first few slides bring back memories my old roommate had the mag with them in and I used to liberate it when he wasn't there and Wank all over it! She is well dirty!
Cashback13 3 years ago 2
looks like kate moss in a few.
PosyRAVER 3 years ago
Metal Gear ?
scw4 3 years ago
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this bitch stil on tv
hutor1 3 years ago
arr fuck off u jealous pricks ... she is fucking sex dont hate. if you didn't like her u wouldn't have watched the slide show
bradleyjago 3 years ago 9
babe n giggity
bluwolf89 3 years ago
I WUD FUCKING LOVE TO BASH HER
thr33l0v33 3 years ago 13
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agree with city112 she is a talentless, airhead thats got fuck all to really say. another media whore who,ll do anything to be on the telly. fuck off to north korea.
roguetrooper15 3 years ago
Shes so cool and fit
joshmacdonald123 3 years ago 5
i think shes cool
drivebyduck 3 years ago 3
hard to believe she was in a cbbc show
y2j603 3 years ago 7