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  • I turned the volume up to hear jigsaw then-

    WTFJGFIHJEJFIFKN

  • even shortr version, press 3, 4, 5, 6, 8

  • Pause 0:12 ;D

  • you didnt put saw 3

  • @mortalkombatfan96 saw 3 and 4 suck just throwin' that out there...they stopped being clever...lame

  • what was that old guy at the beggining and ending

  • @WN3R19006 Jigsaw...You never watched the movies ? He is the protagonist

  • @Matheusnightwish more like the antagonist !

  • longest 5 seconds in my life...

  • For some reason I lold when that guys head got smashed and the annotaion said 'ouch'

  • i like to eat poop

  • yaaay :D

  • svensk?

    

  • fuck yeah Mudvayne in the end

  • Gillar svenska undertexterna ;D

  • Saw never hurt anyone in his life... the descison's are up to them... fact.

  • @OhGodItsDan Boring fact that everyone knows. :-|

    And the choice between intense pain, or death, is still him hurting them! :O

  • Yeh but it makes sense when he says he's never murdured anyone because when he slit detective Tapp's throat Tapp survived and Jigsaw only sets the traps he DOES give everyone a chance to live.

  • @787Dante

    Which is exactly like pointing a gun at someone and saying "I'm giving you ten seconds to run down this impossibly long corridor before I blow your brains out". Give them ten seconds, then fire the gun, then trying to say that it was the gun that killed them, because the decision was left up to them to run. The fact is, HE set up the traps with intent to kill these people, because if he didn't, the traps would be harmless.

  • @TheDarkFrontier dude wtf did u just say no one gives a shit man go get a job and before u give me a lame ass comeback like ur comment i cant get a job cuz im 14 just to get things straight and by your comment you seem like a 30 year old man who talks a load of SHIT

  • @AKDOBEY

    You know the funny thing is, that's exactly the kind of response I was expecting from someone who wastes their life away in front of a computer. How do I know this? You're unable to give a coherent reply that makes any form of sense, or has any basis in context of what I was talking about. By the way, if you're 14, you can get a job. It's called a paper round. And no, I'm actually 18.

  • @TheDarkFrontier listen 18 still makes u a man so i suggest the job part i was correct about and plus im in England we don't have that paper round bullshit because we don't have that many fat asses that need there fucking paper delivered to there doorstep my third point that i would like to hint out was i meant no offence to u or the way you do things i meant the sort of vocabulary that u used was a bit inadequate for most people but i am sorry dont want to start conflicts with people thank you!

  • @AKDOBEY

    Erm, I live in England too, and we do have a paper round, because many of my friends used to have one. Also, in case you can't read, I am a student, so I'm actually doing something with my life. Usually the mantra is you study at university, then make a career during and after. Second, you're not that clued up on home affairs. Thanks to the Tories, there aren't any fucking jobs. Third, its not inadequate vocab, its just not "l33t sp33k" or whatever the hell geeks call it.

  • @TheDarkFrontier Ok but in the case of the movie it would be second degree murder though right?

  • @787Dante

    Therefore its still murder. 

  • @TheDarkFrontier Touche.

  • Swedish text!

  • what is that gibberish subtitles

  • ouch.

  • swedish!!!

  • I find it so brutal that saw says:

    "I never killed someone,

    The desicion is up to them''

  • yeah, now i saw this saw video

    saw, yoo

  • THAT WAS NOT 5 SECS, THIS VIDEO WAS BULLSHIT!

  • @vengence7times Wow really are you dumber then a fifth grader?!?! 5 seconds movie is a term and not directly 5 seconds its supposed to explain the move in a short and funny way like you telling your friend" il be there in seconds" God people like you are dumb finish kindergarden before joining Youtube you dumb kid

  • @MrVerstingen What's even more funnier is the people who think they are intellectual beings due to knowing what common words or phrases are, yet being complete retards themselves.

    I had never heard of the term "5 second movie" but when I hear the term 5 second movie, I immediately think of a movie that is 5 seconds.

    What really pisses me off is the fact that you make it sound like it is something that is widely known as truth, when in fact, it's just a mere opinion.

  • @MrVerstingen they never taught us about youtube in kindergarden :0

  • 0:04 what was that?

  • go pressing 5 its soo funny :D

  • Technicaly he kills every victim, if person dies because of booby trap set by you, it is still killing. Same as I point gun at another person and say:"if you dont rip out your skin, I will shoot you!" and after shooting I claim that I didnt kill him, it was his decision and bullet killed him.

  • Haha bästa av alla

    

  • Well the people who die are for the most part complete idiots. Like that one guy in Saw 2 the note clearly stated to not use the key,..and what does he do...he uses the key and gets himself killed.

  • what movie was the one where the pistol shot his eye?

  • @xxTaKe2xx Saw 2

  • @xxTaKe2xx Second one. The first guy to die because he wanted to just leave instead of play the game

  • Well it is true. He got other people to do it.

  • So Jigsaw is just playin'! lol

  • SWEDISH SUBS FTW :D!!!

  • last kill is epic hahahaha

  • I never SAW that 1 comming xD

  • 0:05 I never SAW that 1 comming xD

  • Did I now SAW everything of these 5 seconds vids?

  • @AdiakcMusic I did it's good.

  • 0:12 ouch

  • WTF!?!

  • Um. I'm pretty sure the guy is a murderer. He puts people in highly dangerous situations against their own volition, with little chance of survival. At the very least, he's responsible for their deaths. And the choices he gives people are bullshit. Like in the first movie, kill this guy or you'll die! H'okay.

    Really cool movie series, but IRL a killer with such a dumb philosophy probably wouldn't be that cunning.

  • @xxInternetIdiot90xx actually, he lets them die as apposed to killing them, and he only get people that deserve to die

  • @mickyshaun He let's them die--in traps and environments that he created specifically to trap them in. They wouldn't have died if not for him. So it's basically tantamount to murder. And I don't think the one guy in the first movie who was guilty of cheating on his wife or whatever deserved to die.

  • @mickyshaun "deserve to die" is a very subjective matter

  • @Hairysteed wello jigsaw plays via a subjective matter, does he not?

  • lol was trying to turn my volume down and i realized i was turning it up all too late when i realized that that trap noise was super loud

  • In my opinion, I do not look at Jigsaw as a murderer. These people were leading their lives in the wrong direction. Jigsaw just wanted to see if they would do anything to live. If they survived, they would have a great appreciation for life. I think he's just really strong about his views. Not a murderer though. Murderers don't usually give their victims the choice to live or die.

  • @izzybella12366 i agree

  • @izzybella12366 Completely agree with you there.

  • @izzybella12366 throwing someone who can't swim into water IS murder even if you give him the chance to learn to swim!

  • @Hairysteed That is a weak analogy and is not how John Kramer works.

  • @PIRATESOFTHEC3 Face it! He puts people in situations where they are confused, disoriented, panic-stricken and paralyzed and gives them a minimal amount of time to escape an elaborate trap HE designed KILL THEM if - no WHEN they fail!

  • @Hairysteed He paralyzes no one. Everyone is able to survive, that has been proven time and time again. They are just too weak to realize what to do. Then again, there are those who have survived because they are not weak. He doesn't design the traps to kill them but to test them. He WANTS them to survive, unlike Amanda. Technically he would be arrested, yes. It's not John's fault people in this world are stupid, so don't act like it is.

  • @PIRATESOFTHEC3 You're so caught up in the movie's idiotic "Jigsaw doesn't kill" mantra that you've thrown away your own common sense to defend it! Jigsaw's traps ARE designed to kill the test subject when they fail. If his tests were required to instill a fear of death in the subject he could've just designed traps that APPEARED to be about to kill them. Instead he designs traps that actually kill!

  • Amanda's trap wasn't survivable... for the guy she had to gut to get the key. Was she supposed to wait for the guy to shit the key out? Jigsaw's "rehabilitation method" has a lousy track record: for each survivor there are countless dead people! Using other methods the subjects would've still be alive to try something else even if they failed

  • He killed all those people. His actions made those people dead.

  • @Sp1riTCHL he wnted to teach m a lesson, theyr own fault that they didnt understand

  • @dmddieter I'd like to teach you a lesson...

  • scared the shit out of ME DAM

  • Well you can atleast admit he KIDNAPS them and locks them up in rooms with TRAPS that can kill them...

  • The decisions are up to them. People kill themselves from bad decisions :P

  • @iAm1Bobby Mugger puts a gun to your head, you refuse to give your money. BANG - you're dead! Did you just kill yourself?!

  • @Hairysteed Depends, Will he shoot me if i did give him my money? If i deny anyways, i die, and he has my money -.-

  • @iAm1Bobby You missed my point. Your actions lead to the mugger pulling the trigger. Does it mean you commit suicide?

  • @Hairysteed I dont get this at all. If i give him my money, he will shoot me anyways? Is that what ur saying?

  • Worst... movie... saga... ever...

  • @TheMechaBlue so you think twilight is better?

  • @01010110100110 Try the film, "Oasis of the Living Dead." That is truly one of the worst movies ever made. No, not a "Twilight" fan, thank you and good day.

  • @TheMechaBlue i dare you to watch bran nue dae

  • Varför är det svensk text?

    Why swedish subtitle?

  • @Tommyponny1 jag vet inte. I dont know.

  • wut was the first trap

  • @counting1210 i think it was the where the key is behind his eye and he has to dig it out and unlock the bear trap on his neck

  • @counting1210 saw 2 opening trap the "death mask"

  • y so much blood!

  • Yeah its not fair Detective Matthews died... it wasnt his decision. He just had to go along for the ride and pray he lived... its bullshit. Jigsaw always says IVe never murdered anyone and blah blah blah, when in fact, people have died in his games when they were just like hostages or shit. Its stupid.

  • but... i live in sweden...

  • you could have just showed a lot of ketchup,that would summarize all this crap perfectly

  • sweden sucks

  • @thebehmont1 and you like it faggot

  • @Extremisten - I dont like sweden,i hate it lol

  • @thebehmont1 yes, but you love that it sucks

  • @Extremisten - Im not sure whats your point there but sweden just sucks

  • @thebehmont1 Why does Sweden suck?

  • @Extremisten -The language is gay and people there are idiots (except for the girls,there are suprisly hot chicks in sweden)

  • @thebehmont1 where are u from then?

  • Jigsaw puzzles me

  • which saw is the one at 0:06

  • @penguinx32 the one where he was shot in the eye was the 2nd one about 30 mins into it

  • i love saw but saw 3d sucked

  • @curtis641 the ending was worth it for me :D .. the rest was meh xD

    Dr. Gordon FTW!

  • at 0:11 BOOM HEADSHOT :D

  • hur fick du så jävla bra quality på klippen?

  • @OnlineDino Tror man kan använda en dazzle dvd recorder, oftast bra kvalitet men kan förlora bildrutor. anars kan har ju även ha använt ett bra brännings program. trevligt att se en annan på youtube från sverige men du borde nog komentera på engelska, fler personer förstår dej då:)

  • Jigsaw doesn't kill them, he gives them a choice and if you watch the movies he's almost a good guy because he only kills those who are bad excluding maybe 1 or 2

  • @NahYaSpazzaGaming

    What??? He's put so many decent people in danger. What did Gordon do? Adultery? And his wife and daughter? Eric Matthew's son. Jeff's wife and daughter. The witness to the death of Jeff's son. Hell even the DUI guy wasnt that bad. He made a mistake went to jail and was studying to become a doctor. and Rigg just wanted to help people. He didn't really do anything wrong either. or Detective Sing. Plus he nearly killed Tapp who was just a cop looking for justice.

  • dude,Jigsaw is not a murderer,if you have actually watched all of the films you ffind out that he is a genius (PLUS):all of them had a choice

  • its just like the real movies

  • haha har sett den många gånger

  • Click this: 0:12 lolz

  • @ultradude100 yeah :D:D:D .. OUCH

  • Sweden is gay

  • Ehehe, it kind of reminds me of "I do not kill people... That is my LEAST favorite thing to do."

  • kinda true

  • thats kinda the point of the movie, he doesnt kill them, he lets them die :P

  • @MouzikalSkeytar He's still killing them, he's just giving them a slim chance of escaping.

  • @MouzikalSkeytar no, he lets them choose.

  • @MouzikalSkeytar LIKE BATMAN!! (sorry for comment on a 8 month old comment )

  • You forgot, I WANNA PLAY A GAME !

  • @MouzikalSkeytar That is not the point of the films. Only an ignorant person who is looking from a distant at the films would state something so insulting. John always gives his subjects choices. They decide whether they will live or die. They have just as much of a chance of surviving as they do dying. However when Amanda organizes tests, that no longer holds true as her subjects are merely victims. Even Hoffman gave everyone a chance, at least up until Saw 3D where he sought revenge.

  • @PIRATESOFTHEC3 *Distance, rather.

  • Hmmm, could anyone tell my what song is in the end, please?

  • ive never murdered anyone

  • this so funny :)

  • HAHA Fail e du svenne? ja e ;D

  • jigsaw have a pathological gambling

  • very nice video

  • Svensk text, vad bra :p

  • hahahahaha that was so funny ... i never saw that one coming hahhahaha great job mate...

  • when jigsaw started talking i turned the volume up to hear him speak.. them jumped out of my skin at the following trap.

  • @gnrman999 same! lol

  • Tekniskt sett så mördar han ingen, han bara gör det lättare för de själva

  • This should be a movie, SAW The Comedy cut

  • "i've never murdered anyone in my life" CRUSH! BANG! BANG! SLASH! CRUSH!

  • you know what I hate? when people rate a video down because it isn't exactly 5 seconds. I mean honestly it doesn't really matter that much!

  • @AkumaADemoncus This is the internet after all. People don't understand anything that is not meant literally :P

  • Not five seconds, you can't get anything by me, i'm too smart.

  • @thewikmann the "five seconds" bit isn't meant to be taken literal, lol

  • lol nice XD 

  • it saysin your profile that you're from canada but why is there swedish subtitles

  • stop at 0.13 (in later moment of 0.13, about 0: 0.13.8 if u got what i mean)..its awesome :D

  • ouch 0:12

  • jesus, so its true what they say about saw

  • this video don't prove that he kills people. Because he don't kill them, it's THEIR choice!!!!!

  • those movies are so fucked up

  • Those movies were all gore, no plot. They sucked.

  • just to let you know: this movie isnt for kids

  • so true...

  • this video's story is better than the movie's

  • best 5 seconds ever

  • Swedish subtitles :D

  • everybody loves an honest person lol

  • sure he hasnt..

  • this movie sucks :)

  • wow whats that trap called where the dudes head gets crushed and in what movie is it?

  • well, you pretty much coverd the movie (: hah

  • i have never murdered anyone in my life lol...

  • that sums up what all the movies are like. LOL

  • im 11 and i havint seen this movie i wanted to but not now O.O

  • @selenagirl14 lol sorry kid

  • @Rutherford413 no thank you now i can still sleep :)

  • @Rutherford413 im 15 and i have no pubes :(

  • @slimboyfathead you get an "L" and an "O" but not the final "L"

  • @Stevesk0011 Awh man bad times :(

  • @selenagirl14 yeah you probably shouldnt be watching R rated movies like this when ur 11 years old lol.

  • @selenagirl14 its awesome just see it anyway

  • @selenagirl14 watch it im 12 and i watchd all of them

    :)

  • @selenagirl14 im 12 and what is this?

  • @selenagirl14 LOL owned

  • @selenagirl14 well then get the fuck outta here.

  • @selenagirl14 lol, silly kids need to be more ballsy these days.

  • @selenagirl14 he's done you a favor

  • @selenagirl14

    u meen what saw 1 ,2 or 3?? and u should watch them because they are best!!!