Ubisoft E3 2011 - Mr. Caffeine

[TheBoxWorshipper]

I feel bad for him.

Kinda thought he was funny in an awkward, quirky way.

[stewiethegriffinkid]

Tom....KAlancy

[FantasyPhiles]

On MY toothpaste? My dear sir, the only person I believe uses feces to clean their teeth is YOU, Mr. Caffeine! Now back to your cave!

[Charmolution]

4 seconds in, I already want to punch him in the face. Good job, Ubisoft.

[xJACKETx08]

Should be fired

[gottagolduck]

there you go

[TMNTguy96]

I thought it was hilarious

[hyper4life52]

Ubisoft comes out with Tom Calancey's Poop on your Toothpaste...

[CosmicNat]

Dulduldulduldy do

[MrLaurencetureaud]

poop on your toothpaste

[burnedupSkye]

He... he didn't represent Assassin's Creed right?

[Shockhalo887]

This is sooo funny duludludlydoy

[martooxxx]

his career was probably ruined after this. he deserves it.

[NoctisFenrir]

@martooxxx seriusly? the best EXPO EVER!!! at my concern he deserves a promotion the other expos where pretty meh....to me

[ZaJeje007]

A nerd trying to be funny: dudilidudilidudludlu

[DraconWaffle]

TOM CALANCY

[xalener]

TOM KALAKSY

[RickyPrescott]

Tom Calamity Nancy

[robioz]

best part was DUDULOODUDULOODUDUUUDLOOODUDDD­ULOOO

[Quartzzzz]

Who the fuck is Tom Calancy

[DopeyKev1]

dududlooduduloodudulooduduloo!­

[Acquiescence]

Some men just want to watch other men crash and burn - that's why I'm here.

[killersniper46]

Tom Calamcy

[danvanism]

im in the shit part of youtube again

[Luwhorrormovies]

Did i ever tell you the definition... of insanity? Don't need to, here's the perfect example.

[mistaTHIRTEEN]

Best part of E3 2011!

[Whiteslendy]

Im not afraid of a few dick jokes

[chcoman123]

One word to say about this: LOL

[Vampericlegends]

The question is...can he be weaponized?

[GameTrailersTheater]

@Vampericlegends He already is...

[JudaiTheGamer]

Some please kill me...

(JK, but you know what I mean... I hope.)

[xdlugia1]

Mr. Caffeine: "Everyone, do with me: Doodely Doodely Doodely Doodely"

Audience: "..."

Mr. Caffeine: "I said go doodely doodely..."

Audience: "..."

Mr. Caffeine: "Ah, screw it..."

[jorgiebutt]

why is he trying to rip off day-dream transition from Wayne's World??

[0gunman]

I actually thought he was funny

[MithosDagon]

Wow, I can't even imagine working with this guy lol.

[NightNeonProductions]

doolooloodoolooloodoloodoloo

[iPodAwesum]

Tom CUH Lancy

[UncleDude]

He is right, the poop on my toothpaste is deranged and loud.

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

Now I know why they call him Mr Caffiene

[SuperHurra]

"Loud, obnoxious poop on your toothpaste."

[ThemOldaBoys]

Everybody do it with me.

No.

[blitzkrieg450]

Mr. Caffeine – Sacrificing one man’s dignity for the lulz of many.

[deathrow989]

eheh there you go

[porpetassassina7]

i hope they bring him again next year!!!

[helixprime88]

Mr. Caffiene: You wanted to see me?

Ubisoft: Your fired

[Doominatorx6]

@helixprime88 "Oh, and please don't do the 'doodly doodly' thing on the way out."

[TheMaxPain95]

Constipated Grimace On My Face

[RickyForStation]

who is this Tom Calancy?



[Rakolazagiz]

Never go full retard.

[madashell1200]

@Rakolazagiz One of my favorite movie quotes.

[JapaneseMonsters14]

Tom Calansky has Sam Fisher on a mission to kill him as we speak.

[IamAlwaysRight]

Yiiiikess!!!!

[Demonpop2]

TOMUU CULANCY

[RickyForStation]

I'm talking about the loud, obnoxious, slightly deranged poop on your tooth paste.

[DeathWingMaster]

'slot'!?!? Damn iPhone

[DeathWingMaster]

This montage makes it look slot worse than it really is. See slot worse on american networks. Seems like everyone is jumping on the band wagon with this one.

[HyperionWasabi]

What. A. Douche.

[D27XXX]

He is high as HELL!!! DAMN THATS BEING HIGH!!!

[harrypotin]

lol what an idiot!

[MrGamer316]

this guy needs to be shot

[MrGamer316]

omg i feel embaresed just watching him die

[hawianpnch]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Ubisoft's douchey - wannabe - Kevin Butler

[KuribosMask]

ADOODULODUDLOODUDLOOO.

[LIVERPOOLGIANT]

When Ubisoft is ashes, he has my permission to die.

[D3ADLYTHRUST52]

Please shoot a bullet in his head.

[GenuineVanillaFace]

Joy wand? Tom Calancy? Mildly retarded?

[JPITFTKD]

please shoot an arrow in his knee !

[KaiserVadin]

@JPITFTKD just one arrow ?, are you sure i got over 9000 arrows ready for someone's knee

[drussellsprouts]

YIKES! There's poop on my tooth paste!

[vrodusmc]

"Everyone do it with me diddo do diddo do ... ah you didn't do it with me"

[MachineLaw]

I swear I heard Tom Polanski and I was like "who the hell is that guy?".

[TheWatchmen1476]

Calancy

[mattg90520]

I wish I could go back in time to before I watched this...

Diddly diddly diddly diddly!

[jnr1060]

i hate this man almost as much as i hate rick perry

[FlawedGames]

I could stand watching this. I kept pausing and leaving my seat. Damn he sucks.

[kdemon17]

Cringe...

[helixprime88]

good ol' Tom Calancy

[DocZombiePhD]

Doodily doodily doodily doo. Hey, it is just like 20 years ago! When Wayne's World first came out and that joke was funny.

[LonelySpycrab]

Some men just want to watch the world burn...

[antediluvian99]

@LonelySpycrab nice.

[RKDisDumb]

@LonelySpycrab BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! BEST COMMENT OF THE MONTH RIGHT THERE!

[420bluntsmokerxXx]

I look into this man's eyes and I wish the world to end.

[darthesgoobis123]

Charles Darwin once said after becoming the world expert in barnacles "I hate the barnacle as no man has done before." and I say on behalf of gamers everywhere "I hate Mr caffeine as no man has done before." thank you for your time.

[machonacho98]

Thumbs up if GameInformer sent you here!

[LuckierKmart]

This guy is like a Dad trying too hard to be hip and cool

[Timewap]

WHY HAS NO ONE MADE A FLIGHT OF THE BUMBBLE BEE REMIX OF THIS GUY!?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU INTERNET?

[RadioDubStep1]

trololo trololo trololo

[noherczeg]

00:18 Approved...

[SkalbylawfsisJim]

0:46 is he talking about himself?

[JieriCian]

Loooooooool

[AverageSloth]

Mr Caffeine is a fucking Paradox.

He's fucking hilarious because he's not hilarious. ARGH?!

[v12vanquish135]

My last name is actually Clancy, and that whole thing made me cringe hard.

[noctiferbirmingham]

HERE, HOLD MY JOYWAND

[AverageSloth]

DudluDudluDudlaDudlaDudla

[Lollol84]

This guy reminds me about the Minecraft Chick..

[Vulkanus]

Should have just hired Matt Foley.

[Sid7Vicious]

TURURURURURURUR

[duckypwns]

Tom Calancy's poop on your tooth paste.

[jumpily]

Tom Calancy.

[AgentMidnight]

CUH LANCY

cuhlassic!

[GaryyOak]

CALANCY

[bubbabojanglez]

this guy was fucking terrible....

[TheEL337dude]

Ubisoft knows how to troll.

[CrazyDragon16]

This is one of those moments where you watch something where you feel embarassed FOR the guy... just makes it awkward to watch.

[Holamellamopancho1]

This guy must drink more coffee than Godot.

[LaughJester9000]

>Implying people still comment on this video months after it happened

>Implying I'm one of them

[SuperShadow]

DOODLEY DOODLEY DOO

[FJrifleman]

What a bucket, he's not affraid of Dick jokes because he is one....

[BlindfireJones]

What.......the fuck?

[61giggity]

well doodily doodily doodily doo so fuck you mr. caffeine

[Vnix]

"Yeah we're crazy at ubisoft, we've over used the name 'tom calancy' in our games for years, have no means in improving our workforce and ability and we secretly overdosed our e3 PR with caffeine... we're also finishing up on Assassins Creed 4 with Ezio still being the main character."

[TheWriter0]

Tom Calancy's Poop On Your Toothpaste: Best selling game of 2012. Calling it.

[obermegalutschoar]

Oh wow, I had unbelievable flatulence for the lst two days and somehow this video really helps me fart. Thank you, I guess.

[TheShadowTreasurer]

DEwdly Dewdly Dewdly Doo...Come'on Do it with me...(breathes) Dewdly Dewdly Dewdly Doo...

Audience: O_O Dafuq................. (Silence)

[demonwx10]

I love how he's trying so hard to be hip and seem cool to the younger audience.

[SuperMarioGirl24]

wow. and i thought reggie was bad

[CraftyOrb]

this is why cocaine is illegal !

[scampynoXP]

"Yikes!" . . . HE CAN READ MY MIND :O

[Ikeandames90]

If only my abortion was done correctly

DEWDLY DEWDLY DOO

[bubmaster17]

@Ikeandames90 lmao yo XD thats messed up. . . . .dewdly dewdly doo. . . . . . what was he thinking

[NarutoFan6665]

@Ikeandames90 Lmao, you actually made me tear. Thank you.

[jmart922]

This Guy is horrible

[MrPyromaniac17]

Heh there ya go.

[hitmanwolf]

the only way he made the audience laugh was with an Dick Joke... LAAAAAAAAME.

[Arturius0]

The birth of this man was thee most epic fail of all time... I'm still trying to resist the urge to gouge out my own eyes and ears.

[S1deshowRobP5]

If only Ezio could've jumped off the screen for a brief moment

[demonnogo]

Tom Calancy.

[TheMcmillionator]

@demonnogo Tom Clancy's gonna kick this guy's ass.

[Zechbenne]

what a fuckhead.

[JulioNicoletti]

Wow, how come I've never heard of these Tom Callancy games. 

[RokkerBoyy]

ahhhhh someone kill it... wait what? thats a person? are you sure its not a cross between a leech and a cockroach?

[dead3883]

what the fuck? this guy isn't real is he?

[RokkerBoyy]

@dead3883 sadly he is... but we can show you what he would look like if he wasnt real *deep breath in* doodly doodly doodly doo

[Battleguild]

@dead3883 sadly...

[DeBlakPerl]

I'm gay... Doodley doodley doo!

[itsdavadude]

Poop on my toothpaste?

[lokalllize]

I think in his off days he is jim carry

[demiarchh]

TOM CALANCY

[flameboy21th]

"wanna go play my wii?"

um, no thanks

[Parkourpurist89]

You say that now Japaneseninjaguy but remember this: you'll work for us one day tool

[lelupixie]

Obviously japaneseninjaguy is right, or else there wouldnt be so much protest over one little comment. And how the hell does playing a video game make u better at shooting japanese people?

[Zarzarcon]

AHAHAHA! HAHA! great...

[aa22a2a]

Yikes!

[Skyntalor]

wow...just wow,

[jfkz1963]

@japaneseninjaguy You're an idiot. I am happily married, Have a great job and play video games. A Lot!!! Hell, if it was not for Call of Duty, I would have not been such a great shot bagging you little fuckers in the military. Oh look, Another sandbag. Yeah, We are saved!!

[Garange80]

Tom Ca-lancy...

[MrGreenBeanz]

LOL at the tags! "insufferable douchebag"

[japaneseninjaguy]

he represents gamers of the world, that's why gamers are social outcasts, nerds and virgins with no life.

[MrNeoshredder]

@japaneseninjaguy

Fuck off.

[Travaillons]

@japaneseninjaguy There should be a hardcore in there somewhere.

[flyguysproductions]

@japaneseninjaguy this includes you huh?

[dualblade14]

@japaneseninjaguy Lets see, social outcast? I am quite sociable and have a nice group of friends. Strike one. Nerds? That part may be true, but is being a nerd a bad thing? No, no it is not. Virgin? Lost it two years ago. Strike two. No life? I am currently attending ucla to get a masters in econ so I can make a good living, I am out of the house 1/3rd of my life, the other 2/3 in school or at home, strike three. You don;t know shit you chode sucker

[MiseryMachine2011]

@japaneseninjaguy loser, why are you even looking at this. If ur not a gamer then this doesn't even concern u..... btw......go fuck yourself.

[OnlyRemaining]

The only funny thing is the Doodlydoodlydoodly, and the only reason that was funny is because of remix's i've seen. Good job Ubisoft ;P

[wkunzelman1]

I watched this on live-stream... It was so cringingly bad... X_X

[megaprimus9879]

i wanna poop in his mouth

[TheFlashFrame]

TOM CUHLANCY IS AWESOME 0:20

[dustynbarlow]

wow...... if i'm ever depressed at least it will cheer me up to know i'm not that guy

[3DMasterST]

Mr. Caffeine: "Tom Culancy, I pooped on your tooth paste"

Tom Clancy : "MY NAME... IS TOM... CLANCY... AND I WILL HAVE... MY... REVENGE!"

*HULK SMASH*

[goldieboylover986]

THAT GUY was an epic fail....

[perun1nj]

He was down in the basement drinking coffee for the last four hours before this.

[tudssquadbuisness]

Was this guy desperate to get popular?

[thegreatmabel]

I'm sitting here watching this, alone in my house, and I'm embarrassed.

[justinjacobe]

@thegreatmabel ??

[Myfreshlemon]

:58 Tom Culancy -poop on your tooth paste!

1:02 So Hilarious!

[Myfreshlemon]

Tom Culancy -poop on your tooth paste!

1:02 So Hilarious!

[Scoffman5150]

Two words. Fucking moron.

[Pico2571]

clancy not culancy... hey if I can go back in time by going doodley doodley doodley doo then can I stop you from being born somehow?

[ZombifreakGaming]

Worse than Jamie Kennedy.

[ItsCamaroKarSon]

TOM

KA-LAN-SEE