Fellow brothers and sisters, I am here to warn you about the drastic impacts that CERN will have on the future. They are secretly developing a time machine and with such power shall rule the world. The reason I know all of this is because I am from the year 2036. We must not let this happen. Sincerely, John Titor. El Psy Congroo...
You are proudly announcing, how many collisions you can create per second. However, the factor 200x10^9 protons / 20 collisions = 10x10^9 is the noise ratio of your experiments. No other physical experiment ever has such noise factor. Probably except the hunt for neutrino. Hunt for Higgs boson and hunt for neutrino are experiments with highest probability deviation ever ! Credibility of such experiment is dubious, and the theory behind is absolutely nontransparent !
So the LHC homepage says its no longer being maintained ... which pisses me off because all I cared about was the LHC vistar
They say to go to their twitter account for further LHC news
I click the most recent twitter link thing, takes me here. I assumed it would be a video to inform me on the LHCb further progress (aka from disproving tevatrons research), among other things ... not a magic school bus episode as Hooya2 accurately described it
I agree with some of the earlier comments, very interesting to watch but please do away with the silliness. You don't have to try and make science funny, it's mindboggling as it is :) And some news about Higgs and the faster than light neutrinos would be nice.
@neumanix I agree, the silly effects are very upsetting and distracting. The contents are addressed to adults but the whole thing is packaged for children. Totally wrong format. I wish they did news like they used to do a year ago instead. Dynamic and interesting.
Nice to see these updates, but the mixed tone is bad. Either you make these items for children, but then the technical details are too complex. Or you make these items for interested 'hobbyists' like me and leave out the trying-to-be-fun parts. The distract from the overall message. Please try to stay professional. A lot like Hooya2 said. There's is nothing wrong with a solid and straight explanation of science news.
The style of these things is a little... if feels like they're trying to mix news reporting with The Magic School Bus. The result isn't pretty. The LHC's interesting enough on it's own, don't add in these stupid teleportation scenes and random camera angle changes.
Presentation aside, I enjoy watching these updates. I especially enjoyed the irony of this 17-mile-round contraption drawing all it's protons from a single small hydrogen canister.
@Hooya2 They could learn a lot from Michio Kaku. Scientists are going to need to get better at explaining to laymen if we're ever going to convince the masses that there is nothing to fear.
this is very interesting to watch. What are the the potential practical implications of this new knowledge? Or is it simply for knowledge sake? Thanks for sharing!
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Fellow brothers and sisters, I am here to warn you about the drastic impacts that CERN will have on the future. They are secretly developing a time machine and with such power shall rule the world. The reason I know all of this is because I am from the year 2036. We must not let this happen. Sincerely, John Titor. El Psy Congroo...
dragonoid250 2 weeks ago
The theory behind hunt for Higgs boson is absolutely nontransparent and contradictory !
dftuikm 2 weeks ago
You are proudly announcing, how many collisions you can create per second. However, the factor 200x10^9 protons / 20 collisions = 10x10^9 is the noise ratio of your experiments. No other physical experiment ever has such noise factor. Probably except the hunt for neutrino. Hunt for Higgs boson and hunt for neutrino are experiments with highest probability deviation ever ! Credibility of such experiment is dubious, and the theory behind is absolutely nontransparent !
dftuikm 2 weeks ago
Any estimates on how long before the first "quark-gluon plasma" is produced?
httprover 2 months ago
Not on mobile, why not?
freshkryp69 3 months ago
looks like, the type of video you would be shown if you were an entry employee at CERN
TheMimeGogo 3 months ago
The people watching these videos are nerds anyway, so cut the bullcrap and show us the cool stuff!
Geebsee 3 months ago
interesting subject, forwarded by look-a-like retarded show.
djalextnt 3 months ago
Nature does loads of nuclear fusion from water
JonThm 3 months ago
can someone pls cut down that "ON AIR" sign and put it back outside the door, where it belongs?
muonist97 3 months ago 2
So the LHC homepage says its no longer being maintained ... which pisses me off because all I cared about was the LHC vistar
They say to go to their twitter account for further LHC news
I click the most recent twitter link thing, takes me here. I assumed it would be a video to inform me on the LHCb further progress (aka from disproving tevatrons research), among other things ... not a magic school bus episode as Hooya2 accurately described it
mdma4life 3 months ago
They didn't mention Jellyman report.
TheDamnlol 3 months ago 2
They forgot to mention their work on phone/microwave time machines.
plums1337 3 months ago 4
why it is not available on mobile devices?
golovcoanatolie 3 months ago
"Leider ist dieses Video, das Musik von UMG enthält, in Deutschland nicht verfügbar. Die GEMA hat die Verlagsrechte hieran nicht eingeräumt."
"Unfortunately this video which contains music from UMG, not available in Germany. GEMA has not given the publishing rights"
O_o
AmatorPhasma 3 months ago
That cut scene noise is going to be my new ringtone....
Du-Pee du-pee doooo...
LOL
brantlt 3 months ago
pretty sure everyone who works at CERN will have gray hair a lot sooner than they planned
OnlyOneAxiom 3 months ago
I came here from the French video.
purewilderness 3 months ago
When do I get my flying hovercar?
simcult 3 months ago 4
why couldn't they explain it easier so that people like me can understand?
Zee96969696 3 months ago
Interesting !
abhishekagarwal77 3 months ago
Awesome episode!!
narekarmenian 3 months ago
Mad camera angle switches, especially at 05:30 and 08:50!
Other than that, very nice and interesting. :)
Superslemmet 3 months ago
Dont mind negative comments on the camerawork, the content is interesting!
Keep theese vids comming CERNTV! =)
Ashtree81 3 months ago
I agree with some of the earlier comments, very interesting to watch but please do away with the silliness. You don't have to try and make science funny, it's mindboggling as it is :) And some news about Higgs and the faster than light neutrinos would be nice.
neumanix 3 months ago 4
@neumanix I agree, the silly effects are very upsetting and distracting. The contents are addressed to adults but the whole thing is packaged for children. Totally wrong format. I wish they did news like they used to do a year ago instead. Dynamic and interesting.
dskotos82 3 months ago 2
Nice to see these updates, but the mixed tone is bad. Either you make these items for children, but then the technical details are too complex. Or you make these items for interested 'hobbyists' like me and leave out the trying-to-be-fun parts. The distract from the overall message. Please try to stay professional. A lot like Hooya2 said. There's is nothing wrong with a solid and straight explanation of science news.
penkie1 3 months ago 5
The style of these things is a little... if feels like they're trying to mix news reporting with The Magic School Bus. The result isn't pretty. The LHC's interesting enough on it's own, don't add in these stupid teleportation scenes and random camera angle changes.
Presentation aside, I enjoy watching these updates. I especially enjoyed the irony of this 17-mile-round contraption drawing all it's protons from a single small hydrogen canister.
Hooya2 3 months ago 60
@Hooya2 They could learn a lot from Michio Kaku. Scientists are going to need to get better at explaining to laymen if we're ever going to convince the masses that there is nothing to fear.
TeHj0keR 3 months ago
Great! Please make more videos, I want to know more!
Foton4164 3 months ago 4
So, what are the probailities of discovering the Higgs boson today? I heared, that the places to look for them are running short.
thesunofodin 3 months ago
@thesunofodin *probabilities
thesunofodin 3 months ago
Very good explanations, especially from Stephan!
Johndoeismyname 3 months ago
Is this an old recording I thought they did 794 TeV lead ion collisions back in Feb?
Nerfherder3 3 months ago
I really like you Anna. If possible want to meet you. I like the way you speak.
ultimategeek1 3 months ago
@ultimategeek1 this is a science channel not a matchmaking channel, for God's sake!!!
lionnew 3 months ago 17
this is very interesting to watch. What are the the potential practical implications of this new knowledge? Or is it simply for knowledge sake? Thanks for sharing!
oldworldhuman 3 months ago