IGN_Strategize - Portal 2 Achievement & Trophy Guide - IGN Strategize 04.20.11

[UberEpicGuy707]

overclocker is really hard.

[SuperShadow215]

Companion Cube..

OH! WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT THAT!!!

[DmannJones]

Does time while you're paused count toward the achievement? If it does I'm screwed...

[LukeHolder1]

They played a Valve title on a console. Retards.

[volkano985]

oh im flexing something, but its not my brain

[TheTropicthunder13]

The radio doesnt come with the garbage for final transmission:(

[Shymelonkitty12]

I could never get overclocker thankYOU!!!

[meteorr77]

0:01

[StrikerEntertainment]

does somebody still play portal 2?? if some of you are we could play coop.just reply you PSN user to me.

[greatestgunnar]

@StrikerEntertainment add me my psn is ghostblood411

[GR3GORY90]

nice

[PoisonFilledBlade]

DAMN YOU JESSICA!

I was writing down the steps for "Final Transmission" and instead of "grab the radio" I wrote "grab the raccoon".

Oh God, Jessica.

At least she's another female gamer like myself.

We are a rare breed, even more endangered than white tigers. The reason we're so few is because plenty of gamer men co creepin' on us....

[CleverDjembe]

@PoisonFilledBlade

Men do it because of testosterone and misaligned mating instincts, don't blame us lol ;p

[skpatterson]

@PoisonFilledBlade Lol I know! Creepy o.o

[wzer0xer0t]

@PoisonFilledBlade or because they never want to play coop!

[TheRocketeerLBP]

trophy

ride the chobot

[1casper234]

achievements points? Jess sucks

[synchronize12]

Achivement unlock

9999999999G - B0N3R and teh J1ZZ

Find and Fuck Jessica Chobot in the game

[dadsa5]

@NothinLikeAPepper

You only can select a chapiter but not a specific test chamber

[Ertmantis]

do you like to make easy money?? /watch?v=M1B3CuP7GpM

[ImWatchingYouShower]

@NothinLikeAPepper i finished it, and i think not, but dont hold me to that

[Pizarroconquer]

Some serious thinking lol? Perhaps for you doll :)

[dailyvlogfan92]

Please check out my Portal 2 trophy video. I am going to try to do all of them in order with out giving away how to solve the puzzles. I did all of the trophies for chapter 2 in about 3 minutes. And listed the specific times for each trophy

[shakenmikeg14]

Companion cube.

I WIN

[GreenKingOfLions]

no jessica, if I were you, I would be lesbian

[ProjektReaper]

see the release date on this video? the guy who wrote that was probably just a little baked

[LeonSK96]

I said companion cube under 4 secs :D

[AsimisterMT]

where is she now ? :((

[chewyx47]

what the song at 0:03

[shakenmikeg14]

@chewyx47 Portal 2 OST Science can be fun.

Your welcome :)

[PoisonFilledBlade]

@chewyx47

It's called "Science can be Fun" from the Volume 1 of the Portal OST.

You can find the download link on my videos of the Portal OST songs, such as "999999" and "Friendly Faith Plate".

[swartsanager2]

Osama bin laden is officially dead

[tellytoy]

@swartsanager2

so... he's not still alive?

sorry i had to

[CGSAStriker19]

@DempseyTheBoss the clock starts when you get on that floor not once you're in chamber 10

Good Luck (it took me 3 times b/c I kept messing up)

[Checko50]

This sentence is false.

[thecastman97]

Jessica chode-bot

[nihon8bits]

XBOX 360 FAIL

[allbowdown384]

@nihon8bits This is what you do when you have no online to use on ur Playstation? do you have nothing to do with the spare time you now have?

[FXIX]

It's funny, this game gives you achievement/trophy if you being stupid

[Nyxlave]

"Portalriffic tips"

Die. Now.

[DempseyTheBoss]

i didnt get overclocker and i did it in 62 seconds...??

[IxXFinnyXxI]

thanks for your Guide help me out

[FPSMoses]

Why is everyone bitching on this xbox thing?

PSN:XBOXSUCK457

GamerTag:GothicSasquatch

[crazy123atom]

@FPSMoses It's funny because PSN is going to be down for 3 more weeks.

[FPSMoses]

@crazy123atom which sucks:( I dont know why everyone says XBL is better, they're both the same really.

[allbowdown384]

@FPSMoses No not really.. but there's no reason to be fanboying on this video it's silly to see people who are still at it. I will always prefer the 360, the games and everything are just so much better as a whole for me, but I still enjoy Heavy Rain and the Killzone franchise.. I'm glad that I don't have to worry about my credit/debit card and PayPal money getting hijacked though. c:

[FPSMoses]

@allbowdown384 thats why i use PSN CardsXD

[xFacePlantZ]

@crazy123atom no, they said they will try to get it up on may 3rd :P

[nihon8bits]

Fail u play on XBOX EPIC FAIL!

[DempseyTheBoss]

@nihon8bits shut up ps3 has no online

[LOOLIPI]

Achievement unlock

1000G - Jessica Chobot

[alitap]

FUCK YOU IGN, YOU FUCKING XBOX DICK SUCKER, AND PS3 HATER. FUCK YOU

[UnToldITruth]

@alitap Dude calm down, eat some cake.

[nihon8bits]

@alitap Agreed

[eljugadorloco]

@alitap OMG dude tahts rue haha

[allbowdown384]

@alitap Sad fanboy is sad.

[BL33D1t0UT]

Hey, Jess, wanna flex my d*ck?

[CupOFruit]

I went to my friends house cause he got Portal 2, and i got him 2 of these :P

[bedisgood]

i wanted to get this game...but this is confusing as hell

[Kabar6HD]

I have and beat Portal 2 and I don't see a chapter select or is it the (Developers Commentary thingy?)

[LarryDuncan12]

@Kabar6HD Select "New Game"

[Schwabbel1111]

Friends List With Benefits – While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list.

I want to do this Achievment! Add me! Steam: cooljanman

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@Schwabbel1111 I have a PS3, so I can do it with you! :D But PSN is down for the moment. >:( PM me if you want me to add you.

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@Schwabbel1111 I have a PS3, so I can do it with you! :D But PSN is down for the moment. >:( PM me if you want me to add you.

[Zemarzo]

Achievement points?



[M1nkey15]

Every achievement guide done by ign is done a few days AFTER rooster teeth releases their guides on the same achievements

[CleverDjembe]

I am cuddling naked with Jessica in post-coital extacy and feeding her strawberries and peaches <3

[trixytrix98]

@CleverDjembe we all wish mate

[CleverDjembe]

Jessica wasn't born yesterday. She knows how men are, and what goes on in our minds.

[CleverDjembe]

I don't play games anymore, but I'll gladly play Jessica <3

[qttytn]

GLADOS DIES! (spoiler alert)

[thegreatgamer7]

@qttytn she is "still alive"

[Johnny89Applez]

Best game I've ever played. Still have way through it. Once the story picks up, your hooked for good.

[degaboss]

@Johnny89Applez amen brother, this game doesnt have a competitive multiplayer but something its for sure, i know its not the same genre... THIS IS 1000000000 TIMES BETTER THAN HALO, COD, BF, AND WHATEVER FPS PUT TOGETHER

[Sodob1992]

i wonder how many guys from IGN ware playing this 24/7 to get the chalanges done

[Angusliketheburger]

Stratergy guides defeat the point of this game

[aftershockburn]

@Angusliketheburger but u stil clicked on the video? :P

[Skylordian12]

Oh God... Cocanut

[PhishTaco9]

@Skylordian12 Family guy reference?

[Sairium]

Portal 2, simple yet complex

[SEG4games]

i finished it already lol

[haixu1234]

@SEG4games good for u buddy

[soccrguy2954]

@SEG4games give me your copy please!?

[toshio1334]

;*( I love you too companion cube

[Teeheehee093]

I got this game, but don't feel like doing it anymore, I was so interested in the story and was looking though youtube comments and some faggot who deserves to get the shit kicked out of him, commented, without warning, giving away the whole game and what happens with wheatley

[xXTEDXx]

Tater Tote? How do?

[EveryClickCounts]

I found the single player on Portal 2 a bit easy. There were moments where I didn't know where to go and just stood somewhere for 5-10 minutes for looking for a place to go to(especially in the underground levels). I hope co-op is harder, because I haven't played that yet.

[Shazam825]

omg what is that song played throughout the video?!?

[MrNightHawke]

Do NOT play this game while high... Yeah I got this when it came out, 420.

[PunkyShotgun]

Oh, Did I fizzle that before you could finish the test? I'm sorry, heres another one.

Oh, I fizzled that one too. Not to worry though, we have a warehouse filled with these things. They're absolutely worthless.

[Xzxander]

@PunkyShotgun The companion cubes are NOT WORTHLESS!! ahem. sorry for that outburst.

[PunkyShotgun]

@Xzxander Well here we are again

It's always such a pleasure

Remember when you tried

To kill me twice?

Oh how we laughed and laughed

Except I wasn't laughing

Under the circumstances

I've been shockingly nice

[PunkyShotgun]

@Xzxander Emotional outbursts require more than 4.8 volts...

[velcro821]

@PunkyShotgun *cough* *cough* 1.6 *cough* *cough*

[PunkyShotgun]

@velcro821 FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU- *Fizzle*

[smashintopeices]

the rat man's walkthrough part looked suspiciously like roosterteeth's.... I'm just saying. infringement maybe?

[Flabmasterj]

Faith Plate...

[noog0909]

Walkthrough is misspelled in the description.

[cobra1602]

@noog0909 lol,so much for the perfect walkthrough!

[Pokolo413]

@noog0909 Yeah I don't really think any of them care.

[dendadude]

@noog0909 i noticed that as well, you must be British!

[therealwouter]

@noog0909 intresting...

[ninjaseven]

"i think that one was about to say, 'i love you.'" lol i love GLaDOs

[onionknightt93]

It sounded like she she PORNO-rific xD

[deanofmean33]

@onionknightt93 lol

[TheBMTHfreak]

@onionknightt93 Oh yeah! I watched it back to see that! Definitely worth it :3

[coolemanuel555]

AWSOME

[coolemanuel555]

COOL

[sonicGTA]

2 words

Achievement - Hunter...

[DipolarApathy]

What song is being played in the beginning?

[Deathlock257]

:D



[FPSMoses]

lol when i saw GLaDOs(watever that Caps r) kill Companion Cube, I yelled, "YOU BITCH!" XD

[tRaShGuTz]

@FPSMoses I think any player in their right min dwould have called her a bitch during most of portal 1 and 2 tbh xD

[FPSMoses]

@tRaShGuTz good pointXD

[Iamoldenough92]

@FPSMoses Lol FPSMoses, you watch helloween4545 don't you?

[FPSMoses]

@Iamoldenough92 yep:)

[Iamoldenough92]

@FPSMoses awesome lad as well! :D

[Goodingtin]

4/20 BABY...Happy birthday everyone...

[Zniro11]

this or lbp2?

[ligerdrag20]

@Zniro11 THIS

[FPSMoses]

@Zniro11 this

[113mac113]

I have every single player trophy now :3

[FPSMoses]

Jess? HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S JESS:DDDDD

[KirbyCrossing]

@FPSMoses Did you think she were dead or what?

[FPSMoses]

@KirbyCrossing ...........yes

[AarinHikaKao]

Lawl, I did Preservation of Mass, just because GLaDOS said the cube destroying field was gone. :p

[Permafry42]

LOL they're playing the 360 version? not the PC version or PS3 version?

[iPaulTube]

@Emocopter Listen to yourself. ''Gripping story mode'' WTF is this?> Its not supposed to be life changing. Point is PC gaming is dead. +Multiplayer is where its at! I dont give a damn if 1 2 year old made the game, its sh1t. Consoles>PC Good day to you

[bbd128]

@iPaulTube Mass effect 2 had no multiplayer, yet it was named GOTY. A great story makes a great game. Also, Consoles = PC, the only difference is how they are controlled. You guys are making yourselves look silly.

[iPaulTube]

@Emocopter 1 mill HOORRAAAAAHHH! Yet Consoles games are doing 5 million worldwide easily. I looked at steam, which is now on the Ps3 :/ I sense death comming. If I went to any body that doesnt play games and asked him ''Hey have you played machinarium?"' They will give me a what the hell look. Now I can say ''Hey tell me abuot video games''. He will state the obvious, Xbox/PS/Wii, COD, Need4Speed, Gran Turismo, GTA, Madden....

[papoj1PVR]

@iPaulTube

Also, 'anybody'...did you ask a hobo on a street? I'm sure as hell he wouldn't understand what a 'Halo' is either. What we should really all be focusing on is what games are fun and creative rather than fight about "who's balls are bigger on what gaming system?'

You have to consider opinions of people from boths sides, not just your console friends.

PS: You do know GTA and CoD originated from PC, right...?

[idbst]

I want to do a portal to Jess body inside! If do it, this is a big Archievement unlocked! LoL

[0ddzZz]

@Emocopter It's harder to torrent games for Consoles then it is for PC because you risk bricking your system or voiding the warranty. How would you like it if you released a video game for PC and everyone was downloading it for free? I agree, PC gaming owns, but it's going to die because of all the people that torrent the games.

[mardini900]

this is sooooo co za asy...

[RikuRavage22]

@mardini900 You just said ''This is so what aces?''

[mardini900]

@RikuRavage22 dont u know rwj?

ya this is from one of his vids :)

[iPaulTube]

@Emocopter Its about preference, but that doesnt stop me from saying what I want to. Those 2 games you mentioned are unknown, well never heard of em. I predict by 2012 PC is going to be dead and will hang on to its first party developers(if they have any). PC/PS3/XBOX graphics are the same thing. Consoles has 2011-2012 booked with groundbreaking titles. Dont ask me to name the list its far to long.

[papoj1PVR]

@iPaulTube

You're a pro-console, I presume. Heres how I see things: Computers are meant for games with complicated and overwhelming controls while consoles should stick to ones that don't require having to go through the trouble of having clunky analog control.

'i predict by 2012, PC is going to be dead'

I could say the same for your precious PS3 or Xbox360 when a PS4 or Xbox[whatever] comes out. You've never heard of minecraft? Yeah, you don't hang out on PC much, do you?

[jeremiemboma]

Mann..Portal 2 should be an official IQ test...

[KennyTMForTheWin]

@Cryless96 I don't hate the PS3 or the 360 I'm just saying that they don't deserve to play with people on the PC because they sit there and bitch about everything from graphics to saying their console is better. It honestly annoys the crap out of me, and when I come on the PC I want it to be a safe haven from the console wars now that they are crossing on to the PC theres no escape =(

[sgdevilzz]

@KennyTMForTheWin

Agree! the only differences between PC players and console players are that console players rage all the time. Please, sitting on their "too comfortable" sofas makes them look like a raging glutton. They can suck on their thumbs while playing, oh wait, they use thumbs to play!

[CODandHaloTricks]

@sgdevilzz yeah most people do that i dont really care what people are now saying about the xbox PS3 PC at all and i have never started a console war i acually think i that the PC is more fun then Xbox or PS3 because you acually can MOD has games that are fun get into modded severs and the only bad thing I THINK is it is hard the aim because i have use the mouse to aim and it is hard pretty much only reason i dont play is i have horriable connection and my computer is slow besides that i would

[iPaulTube]

@sgdevilzz I tried PC before but its boring and it felt like a chore to play anything on pc. I feel hella comfortable sitting on a couch in front of a flat screen or lying in my bed playing ps3. +Consoles=Split Screen. Pc will always lose to consoles because consoles have always been the main attraction. Family games, action, watching movies. 10 people arent going to come watch you click your mouse all day during a party or holiday. They need to stop PC games and focus more on PS3/Xbox

[MajinSpleen]

@iPaulTube how much did that crack cost you?

[iPaulTube]

@MajinSpleen Couple thousand dollars, because your mother sold me the crack which was the money supposed to be used for your PC.

Cheers :)

[MajinSpleen]

@iPaulTube that was almost as funny as your penis size

[iPaulTube]

@MajinSpleen Your mom doesnt think so, but what is funny is the fact that you toook your time to read that whole comment. Now that is just as funny as your vagina hole size

[LichKingSkullWart]

@iPaulTube Yup you sure know best.

[iPaulTube]

@LichKingSkullWart Thanks lol :D

[sgdevilzz]

@iPaulTube

That's why we have PC vs Console wars ALL THE TIME. reason i played on PC because i support the people doing the games. 100% of the games were done in PC, no doubt about that. Like it our not, Consoles are for kids. I don't think you will see adults playing consoles during their bachelor party would it? I admit that consoles are main games attraction, but we still need to keep the godfathers(PCs) playing. Consoles are for games, that's it. Nothing else. PC can do more than just games

[bboxinyou]

@sgdevilzz ps3=browser,games,stream hd movies,BLURAY MOVIES,

[sgdevilzz]

@bboxinyou

ha, you are right. Maybe i'm too concentrated about xbox than ps3.

[iPaulTube]

@sgdevilzz Its hard for me to understand.You say consoles are for kids yet adults produce the consoles. Those people on IGN are adults playing console games and reviewing them. Grown Men and Women play consoles. When I was in high school I played consoles, College students play consoles. Even if kids only played consoles, Consoles have 100% of the market. Nowadays PC gaming is the more of an underground gaming type thing.

[sgdevilzz]

@iPaulTube

Figure of speech.

Kids= raging console players.

[Buqui]

I thought I heard: Pornorific tips

[pappaSmurfable]

LOL the 360 version is shit, PS3+ extra PC versions ftw!

[KennyTMForTheWin]

@pappaSmurfable lol your wrong pc wins all the time. PS3 doesnt deserve to play with PC players.

[pappaSmurfable]

@KennyTMForTheWin ... Aww Man that's harsh. =( 

[KennyTMForTheWin]

@pappaSmurfable :,(

[screbwaffle12345]

Move over jess its niomi's time to shine.

[MrForcorrie]

@SasquatchHolocaust Calling the Xbox a "shitbox" makes you a PS3 fanboy...

[CupOFruit]

I HATE MY LIFE MY PC ISN'T LETTING ME PLAY PORTAL 2!!!!!!!

[McCoolVIDIO]

@CupOFruit Omg why?



[POUTANA2]

@CupOFruit hey welcome to my club :P

[pokeman410]

@CupOFruit your life is meaningless now

[qwickiller]

@CupOFruit get a 360 or PS3 and it will

[cyrax1311]

@CupOFruit well then your missing out on something in life lol.

[TheMinecraftGuy1000]

@CupOFruit join the club bruh'uh

[liampwalker]

Not sure why everyone is hating on Jess. She's perfectly fine. Relax. Maybe you should try being on video everyday to millions of viewers, do you think you would be perfect everyday.