Houseisms Season 4 - e1-12

[TheDeralte]

I love how he casually throws his phone out of the window XD

[Nikifuj908]

You forgot:

Cuddy: You can't hire this many people!

House: Row D, you're fired!

[brandonism12]

There were some Wilsonisms in there too. FUCKING LOVE HOUSE!

[Aragorn106654]

Whats the item at 1:04 that makes Wilson say 'Oh my god!'

[brandonism12]

@Aragorn106654 House's Guitar. Wilson Disassembled it.

[Aragorn106654]

@brandonism12 I meant the thing in the box; what is that object?

[brandonism12]

@Aragorn106654 I'm pretty sure it is the bridge from his guitar.

[johnposnaidis]

Why on 3:32 that doctor lowers the hand of the woman next to him :S

[TheActiveAssault]

Is he seizing or dancing?

[StriderEstel]

"Oh my God. You're sleeping with me."

The best saved for the end :D.

[element023]

wut episode is 8:17?

[element023]

what episode is 0:43 from?

[lanamissy1]

"Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?"

House is trying to get Cuddy pregnant!!! I wonder what the kids will be like. XD

[Whitedusk225]

@lanamissy1 Scary.

[MissAnimeFreak513]

"What if I don't like having sex with them." His facial expression was too funny after that comment.

[KakashiRox900]

House: "Oh, my god, you're sleeping with me..."

Me and other Hilson fans: "I KNEW IT!!"

[tecnopro90000]

Lol "Use their power wisely, my lord"

[04024jordon]

the last sentence is the best = ' Oh my god...your sleeping with me' lol

[Guitarman5150]

OK first off Dr James Wilson would be the Late Dr. James Wilson if he ever came anywhere near my guitars and even THOUGHT about doing anything like that!!! LOL

[NYhippie543]

House is so quotable... :3

[NOMNOMSUSHIBEAR]

House is my idol XD

[TASDisBACK]

4:19 - 4:31 = EPIC!

[RipYourSpineOut]

*Quote from the video we all just watched*

[SeniorDstax]

@RipYourSpineOut unoriginal comment...noob.

[RipYourSpineOut]

@SeniorDstax

As opposed to all the "original" comments posted by every other viewer who ripped a quote directly from the video.

[JTcarfreak93]

"I can't hire a team based on a 10-minute interview... What if I don't like having sex with them?" XD absolutely love it!!!!!

[deathbypowerglove]

8 people deleted Wilson's TIVO

[thewolfkingskeeper]

"...almost like a scream. eeeeeeeeeeeee..."

[plitas]

"I don't negotiate with terrorists, I smoke them out of their hiding holes..." xD

[shadowkat59]

Use their power wisely my lord. Hilarious! I love this show.

[stopsnitch]

Goood god woman ?!?!?!

[mrsladida]

gooooood morning angels!

LMAO, good times

[hollywoodforev15]

Oh my god! Your sleeping with me

[SodomGomorrahWaDC]

What episode is the first one where he's erasing Wilson's TiVo?

[xxbeckymcxx]

@SodomGomorrahWaDC It's the first off the season, he's getting revenge for wilson stealing his guitar, ha ha that episode is great :D

[natalieks]

"Lies are like children, hard work but they're worth it, because the future depends on it."

"You are so full of love or..something."

[mhalo5]

8 people dislike this because they don't have any cable. (And therefore can't watch house).

[fRench1Girl]

I have never seen a so brilliant actor !

Hugh is FANTASTIC. His moves, his looks, his akward faces, his voice, I'm gonna stop now : I'm melting !

[EasternRider1231]

"I can't hire a team based on a 10 minute interview. What if i don't like having sex with them? (Epic Face)" Love it!

[ishopinamsterdam]

@Pineapple201201 wilson is great :p house wouldn't be the same without him

[deathbypowerglove]

ARE YOU ERASING MY TEVO?!!!

hahaha best Wilson thing since he was on amphetamines

[MissEm181]

Haha hilarious! I love Wilson and house!! "HEY WILSON! I'm gonna go cut some cripples eye out! Wanna come watch?!?" "Good times."

Does anyone know what episode 4:35 - 4:45 is from? Thanks:)

[starburst12398]

lol wilson at 1:24

[SuckerForTragicDeath]

I swear to God I almost died laughing at that last one. xD

[LaBoricua2591]

"Do your sex organs dangle, cutthroat bitch?" Gotta love House.

[Aspire198]

Lol wilson's expression when house dropped the box on his desk sold the whole scene

[forensicsx94]

lmao the ending was the best! "oh my god, you're sleeping with me". I know it was said before but it found it soo funnyy. i was geekingg hahaha

[kagnomi]

I want Sue Sylvester to guest star on House (some excuse like a broken leg or a cheerleader with a mental breakdown). Those two will either hate or love each other but the result will always be hilarious.

[Sasarrus]

Dr.House I would like to be on the mens team, do you uhh sex organs dangle.? lol 5/5

[XiahgoSQUEE]

"almost like a scream... eeeeeeerrr"

ON THE FLOOR

[Connerz1985]

House and Wilson are sooooo evil towards eachother <3 LOVE IT

[LaBoricua2591]

"OMG, you're sleeping with me." He looks so mortified; its hilarious!

[GSRbutterfly91]

"Almost like a scream..

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-errrr..­.."

[ITZxDIANAxD]

WILSON, HOW CoULD YOU??? 1:03

[LindsTaylor23]

"have you ever tightened a guitar string really, really slowly? Past the point where it can handle the strain? It makes this weird sound. Almost like a scream..........eeeeehhh"

Bahahahahaha Wilson is amazing the way he says that line house and cuddy and him are the best!!!!

[mypeace00]

Hey house fans, do i look like house? don't watch my videos if you don't not want to find out

[bladelinger]

"HEY WILSON! IM GONNA CUT SOME CRIPPLES EYE OUT!

WANNA COME WATCH?"

"Good Times"

Laurie never stopped being a comic

LMAO

[iiinees93]

FIGHT THE POWER! xD

[ZeroTolerance4BS]

0:12-1:28 LOVE those two...House was so pissed! Wilson is so smart...best way to get back at a music man is to screw with his instruments.

[kirax10a]

omg your dating me *walks of in horror*

[jashmish]

Here's a bottle of codein for you troubles, doctor House!

[PHANTOMDEPPSPONGEBOB]

End = WIN! xD

[harkerheights96]

Osama bin Laden and Delta Force...classic House metaphor! 8)

[beasleybrother1]

Love @0:12 forward with the guitar ransom..

[Briselance]

05:19 : Judging by his fetish for female undies, a definitely appropriate theme song for Dr Gregory House would be "I'm a pervert" ^^

[ManniMann1986]

@Briselance what's wrong with a fetish for female undies? i'd say it was weird if he had a fetish for men's undies! XD

[IGNsucks]

"they got a satellite aimed at cutie's vagina, chances of an invasion are slim to none" fucking hilarious

[RwBguardian]

LOL "Do ur sex organs dangle cut throat bitch?"

[Drez26]

"Good morning, Angels"

[TheWickerMan2000]

BRING IT ON! :D

[CommonSense718x]

lmfao at when House & Wilson stare at each other and just give looks.

[brokenxstitches]

fat twin

LOL

[SineHereDubstep]

Use their power wisely my lord...

[Randoshitty]

Oh my gawd... You're sleeping with me....

[fishman692]

Hey Forman, I'm going to cut out a cripples eye! Wanna watch?

Good times

agreed

[windaddyflex]

@fishman692

[NewCrewmate]

@fishman692 uhh you mean Wilson.

[j1091L]

wat episode is 4:12 from!!!!!!

[whovian1979]

"Do your sex organs dangle, cut-throat bitch?" <--- classic! haha

[beavid101]

scuse you...this is innapropriate we are trying to enjoy a show, not filter through YOUR vulger. Thank you. And have a good night.

[house497]

superowy video XD

i love you House :**

[DocWyldeCard]

7:49 - 7:57 is House at his ultra-crass, hilarious best. XD

[Jopetepe16]

Whats the episode at 3:48??

[ShredJK]

Damn, have to love Cuddy's face at 3:55 :P "Whhaaaaaaaaattttt????"

[SuzumiyaHaruhi0]

VERY CUTE !

[virtualmachine07]

1:48 "Hereeeee's Osama!" LMAO!

[homeric85]

aww, i miss CTB

[himichimizuko]

Osama bin ladin! Ha ha ha! Oh, and at 4:32, what episode of House is that?

[blackwell754]

God i love wilson, he's so funny.

[Ecofreak96]

You like that she's knieving, you like that she has no regard for consequences, you like that she can humilate someone if it serves-" akward silence..."Oh my God...you're sleeping with me,"......ROFLMAO!!!!!

[sumxiwrite]

Yeah! my favorite moment!!

[projectf90]

@Ecofreak96 Why do I only have one vote? Oh my god you're sleeping with me!! LOL!!! HA HA HA!!!

[Dthunder240]

FIGHT THE POWER

[hazemvirus]

they should trial house for crimes against humanity, i bet it would be funny

[SpayNeuter2SaveLives]

God Hugh Laurie is so diverse--what a triple threat--comedy, drama, and musically inclined!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[HouseIsLove1]

i just love the look on House's face when wilson pulled out the whammy bar a total "I'm going to rip your whammy bar off" look perfect, and the "i dont negotiate with terrorists" scene priceless phone out the window is perfect wilson got owned cant beat House in a war.

[Buggylt]

omg your'e sleping with me (ROFL)

[pahvi67]

1:29 Osama bin laden

[JohnnyMayhem2008]

" Hey wilson im gunna cut some cripples eye out wanna come watch?"

"...good times"

lol sounds like something that me and me and my friends would do lol.

[carfreak2010]

i still love the genius behind the correlation between the guitar noise and house's face expression in the first scene....classic House

[Sacarosa23]

8:57 wilsons face is like "WTF!"

[Zantedeschiia]

"Have you ever tightened a guitar string really, really slowly, past the point it can handle the strain? It makes this weird sound... almost like a scream... eeeeeee ee eee" XDDDDD Wilson is hilarious!

"Oh my God, you're sleeping with me." LMAO, I love House. <3

[VladimirRothar]

0:41 - 1:26 the pinnacle of acting, one of my all time favorite moment of House.

[GcCa2Lv]

Man, that final scene is golden!

Wilson's expression.... priceless.

[souljasquid]

LOL!!!

House:Bring it on!!!!!

*throws phone out window*

[jimbobjimminy]

LOL at when he throws the phone out the window

[anitac36]

"Are you erasing my tevo? House, not the season finally!!"

i find that so funny, cause i get so annoyed when people delete my shows on mysky.

[mrsgreghouse14]

the first 2 minutes lmfaoooo!!

i love wilson!

and house! <3 <3

[guitarist0233]

I love this season - I think there were so many Houseisms and so many funny moments which make House so brilliant!

[HCmakeyab00m]

I love cuddy's expresions during the whole,

"I know when my vicodin pills aren't vicodin pills" - she's all smug and feeling victorious

THEN - "Do you know when your birth control pills, aren't birth control pills?" - her face drops to an, 'oh shit' look

[tannysparrow]

A little part of me...

THere is no little part of you :D

[EvilmonkeyXX]

1:00 ohhhhhh myyy goooooooddddddddddd

lol epic

[DarkEnergy103]

House is AWESOME!

"Oh my god....You are sleeping with me!.." XD

[Hippexlk]

at 1:00 i really like house's face! It's like he's going to explode en kill wilson!

[Stortravet]

"Is he seizing or dancing?" xD <3

What episode is that?

[TheTiiasi]

house is hilarous

[GOODPLAYA20]

"Homie knows better, Heimy doesn't care, and Huntingtons would have done a better job."

Best House quote ever. It basically sums up the new team. Except Kutner.

[14freeland]

0:42-1:26 i love house's face! he's like, "i. am. going. to. MURDER. you."

[HCmakeyab00m]

"not the season finale!" - ahaha i love wilson!

[Dijana19M]

Oh my God! You're sleeping with me...

Xaxaxaxaxaxa!

[ricardowowalmeidaF]

4:17 PRICELESS!

[D1G1TALhikari]

hahaha! WELCOME TO TRiBAL COUNSEL

using bunsen burners!! house you are so lovable. haha and props to wilson who knows how to retaliate with the guitar!

[mytimeisnow88]

lol i got season 4 dvd set ahah awsome

[atomicbomb76]

wilson is so fuckin hilarious

[frenchtoast013]

ahaha, he sings with his actual voice. British, lol.....

[CuteSinger17]

What episode is the Survivor knockoff from?

[ThePsycholostician]

@DJ, I'm a hardcore atheist and I say oh my god all the time. Since, you know, he is mine.

[thespartan029]

the homie knows better XD!!!!!

[LilBurdy15]

hahaha 2:34 is great,

"Welcome to tribal council" hahaha

[abookbyitscover]

Which episode is 7:00 from?

[queenie5144]

"How about women versus men?"

"Excellent suggestion, fat twin."

lmao

[landofashes]

"Use their power wisely, my lord."

"Oh my God. You're sleeping with me."

The utter amazingness of those lines is...well, utterly amazing.

[floofyEarzXX]

I loveeeeee House and Wilson with House's broken whammy bar....hahahaha. Priceless !

[tiff63078]

"Don't think of it as digging up a body, think of it as keeping another one from being buried" LMAO :)

[DenmiSama]

Gotta love WilsonXHouseXCuddy!

[CuteSinger17]

It can be a force of habit.

[Devilj09]

kay thanks sorry

[CuteSinger17]

You have nothing to be sorry for! You asked a serious question which some people do get confused on it. I say Oh my god out of habit although Christians don't say that phrase because it's taking the lord's name in vein so actually only non-Christians should say it. VERY confusing lol

[Devilj09]

Hey Wilson! Im gonna cut some cripples eye out! Wanna come watch?

Oh my god. You're sleeping with me!

[Inuyashaluvskagome12]

"I know when my vicodin isn't vicodin; do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?" O.O

PRICELESS!!!!!

[camera31]

"Homie know`s better" =))))))

[jmdh14]

7:30 - 8:00 LOL

[deanwinchesterx]

whats that crismast song??

[eddy14994]

"Pull my ribbon, if you know what i mean"

"that's not what i meant"...XDXD

[tiff63078]

House: There is no little part of you.

LMAO

[FFFFunny]

Wilson rocks!

[whitewoman888]

2:30 I felt in love with this scene when I first time saw it.. OH MY GOD....! :D House's the best!

[mircea7t]

thanks

[JamesL88]

"Use their power wisely my lord" LOL!

[rutabaga82]

I adore this video (in fact I adore every housisms)

But, one of the best part for me is the beginning of this video, with the guitar! It's just hilarious!!! :-D

[mircea7t]

whats the song from 7:50?

[thomaskantor]

that would be Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On", classic making out song

[Nachtwolfx]

"You are so full of... Love... Or something..."

Pfft. Wilson's amazing. XDD

How does he put up with House all the time?

GAAAAHHH House can SING. 8D

He's really good!

[lokoknvb]

0:50 XD his face

[TheNerdclan]

"...Checking out my ass and questioning my wardrobe"

"Would it be better if I checked out your closet and questioned you ass?" I love that one X'D

[lokoknvb]

hahaha I love the final part XD

[moochiness]

"excellent suggestion...fat twin."

LOL

[Falling4UToday]

scrooge! hehe oohhh house

[Akantess]

Aaannnnddd. . . I know when my Vicoden pills aren't Vicodin pills. . . .

Do you know when your bith control pills aren't birth control pills?

o.o

[hippychic88]

7:05... cameron! :D

[nikkiforreal18]

"oh my god...you're sleeping with me..." haha i luv him