Hate to tell you "brother" but in a sense you do come as you are, and through grace He enables people to repent of these things, you foget that? Go back and read Romans 7 and 8. You dont get God's goodness by repenting, the Bible says His goodness leads us to repentance. Its amazing how they tell you to repent; but not how, when Jesus, and Paul the aposle spent more time telling you how to be saved than about you burning in hell, not denying sins consequences, but just saying.....
Doesn't this man realize that, far from bringing people into his faith, he's making them run away as fast as they can?! This isn't how you evangelize!!
I'd love to ask this asshole how much of his salary he donates to charity or how much time he spends helping out at a homeless shelter or assisting the destitute!
So let me get this straight, god accepts everyone, except: Atheists, Buddhists, muslims, Hindu's, Jews, most protestants and catholics, rastafari's, samaritans, Confucianists, Taoists, Shinto's , Sikhists, Unitarians, The Ayyavazhi, Bhakti's, Jainists, lingayatists, shaivists, Shaktists, Tantrists, Smartists, Vaishnavists, Hare krishna's ,Gangster rappers, gays, whoremongers?, fornicators, rockers, whores, heroin abusers, alcohol abusers, people who work on the sabbath.... -
What about christian gangster rapper? Or Christian Rock, I thought the chritian God was meant to be all loving and all forgiving. I love my friends, i would let them in my big kingdom in the sky no matter what they did. Brother Micah makes the christian god seem like a jackass
0:57-1:19 is exactly why I stopped believing in God.
People can be who they want to be, it's their lifestyle not God's lifestyle. I would punched the shit out of him for saying that. For if I'm wrong and God is real, I know I will be seeing some "Gangsta Rappers" up in heaven.
It is mentioned through out to "come unto him" in the Bible it is mentioned that the sick or meek, peacemakers or labors (Matt 11:28) " Come unto me all ye that labor and are heavy laden and I will give you rest"
@sellysel08 Yes it says "come unto me" but you must repent of your sin, which means turn away from them, forsake them, you must be willing to leave your sin behind. Prov 28:13, act 2:38, 3:19, Luke 13:3,5 Luke 24:47. If you don't turn from your sin (repent) you will go to hell, read and heed the Bible, don't get deceived by this mixed up false Christianity going around, Obey Jesus Christ (Heb 5:9) and live a life free of sin (Rom 6:1,6,7,14,18,22 John 8:32-36) or ignore the Bible and go to hell
@sellysel08 That verse does not say "come as you are" That was Jesus calling 2 of his disciples. Nevertheless, if you "follow" Jesus you will not continue in sin: John 8:12, 1 John 1:5, 1John 3:6,9; 5:18 etc...
I swear, it's extremists like him that give other christians a bad name. That's why a lot of people hate us. Who is he to tell us who is or isn't going to heaven? He is not God.
Well, if Brother Micah is right about all this and the only people that get into heaven are the ones that don't sin... Then Heaven must be completely empty.
Doesn't this fat assed moron have anything better to do than rant and condemn? I'd love to ask this idiot how much time he devotes to helping the homeless and feeding the hungry!
You would think that morons like "brother" Micah would spend more time feeding the hungry and helping the poorr than condemning others! It seems that religious people are the best advertisement for Atheism in the world!
@stlgtrace correct the bible says no judging so hes sinning im atheist im an animal an ape i still know not all those people deserve hell most dont rapist murderers torturers genocide and slavery deserve hell suprisingly u can faith ur way out of all these the only one u cant repent for is nonbeleif heaven full of rapist genocidal phycopaths yet hell is so full of fairly nice moral people that just didnt beleive i fucking hate the christian beleifs
Jesus hung out with sinners, He didnt hang out with the "right kind of" people. Jesus will take anybody into his kingdom as long as they have entrusted their life to Him.
@ButterMilk25 stop right now that was enough ignorance like i said rapist murderers genocides torturers slavery are forgivible with only faith yet the almost perfect atheist must suffer forever possibly one of the rape victims which may have lost faith because of there rape which god allowed he knew person would lose faith im atheist but it sounds to me gods a peice of shit and lol i have the morals of a animal hahahaha yes we are apes
"Fast Freddy the Fornicating Fratboy", as Dave Barry would say, "That sounds like a great name for a rock band", LOL! I guess the female version woud be "Saucy Susie the Sex-bomb Sorority Sister".
It doesn't say Mary was a harlot but i agree that this guy's the most fucked-up wanna-be Deciple I've ever seen and I'm suprised he hasn't been killed yet.
.......or Peter Wolfe. Nirvana & Peter Wolfe, "Come as you are"! According to Micah, the whole human race is gonna be a mass of briquettes in a giant cosmic Weber Grill. Brother Micah = Idiot Extrordinare!.
It's not his job to judge people. God is supposed to judge people, but he loves us all no matter who we are or what we have done. Brother Micah has got it all wrong. He's the one going to hell for judging others before looking at himself.
Micah sounds like someone who never really studied the Bible. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that masturbation or consenting homosexuality is a sin. He is simply parroting traditions rather than speaking the Word of God. There is no word in the original languages of the Bible for homosexual. I have found that when I show people like Micah alternate interpretations for certain Scripture verses, they just keep insisting their way is right and tell me to repent. Or they refuse to talk to me.
Uh, according to this "Brother Micah", the entire human race is damned! And Jesus did, in his actions, state, "Come as you are". He hung out & dined with prostitutes, tax collectors & other reprobates. He saved a woman from being stoned for adultery. He loved the outcasts of society. I'll bet if Jesus appeared in a fundie church, they'd kill him cause they'd assume he's an "Swarthy A-rab Terrorist", a "Doped-Up Hippie", a "Dirty Homeless Bum", "The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi" or a combo of the above!
Thank you. I think it's about time for Moderate & Liberal Christians to take up the Media & street-preaching to counteract this Fundie Junk, preaching a Gospel of God's Universal Love of all, regardless of their Faith or background. A true Christian should be focused almost totally on the New Testament. Also, the teaching of "Universal Salvation" should also be practiced. Everyone will eventually be saved. Hell is temporary. Heaven is Forever!
thats the same as i feel. i dont know why in this society moderates and liberals cant be true christians. im a devout christian, but its people like micah armstrong that make me lothe christianity. im sick and tired of evangelicals who think they have the right to determine the afterlives of people that seem to be "sinners" or whatever. and on a sidenote, i absolutely love how micah armstrong never has a valid response to anything he's asked and he just keeps yelling to drown it out.
I am a Christian Universalist & also a supporter of gay rights. I know a wonderful Christian lesbian couple named Darlene and Becky. They have adopted me as a brother & it's a pleasure to talk with them as they truly love the Lord & their light burns brightly. Yet people like Micah say they are hell bound. I'll take Darlene & Becky any day over Micah & his cronies. The trouble with Micah is he acts like he is perfect when in fact his imperfection shows whenever he opens his mouth.
COME JUST AS YOU ARE is the name of an old hymn. The word repent is one of the most overworked words used by these street preachers. Jesus never told the woman at the well to repent even though he knew she was divorced several times and was in a common law relationship. She accepted him because he treated her as a human. I have used this example with several street preachers to show them how it is to be done but not one so far has admitted they were wrong and said they would change their ways.
I think this guy isn't really a preacher. He's gotta be joking, like one of those street performers. But if it really is an act, I gotta say that's funny as fuck.
It really is. I didn't want to believe it because I liked it so much but read up on it. The more you read the more you'll realize it does no goood, only evil. It brings you away from God and others.
do you ever get the feeling that humans are actually evolving into a couple different species? I mean it's happened before and I think it's happening again. I just don't see how my brain is made up the same way as this guy. He's missing a part of it that other people have developped.
he does use the Bible as a shield for the way he lives
I'm pretty sure this dude thinks he will be the only one in Heaven because he thinks women are going to Hell too, so say goodbye to your wife psycho path
Hehe! I also think he seems to think he's the only one that would be in heaven and if he's the only one there I would much rather go to hell!!! Seems like much more fun to me! =)
God does say come as you are!! God send His one and only son to the cross to die for those who woul believe in Him! from the masturbators, gangsters, to the hidus, and the butist. this guy is out of his mind
God didn't send His 'one and only Son', He sent His only BEGOTTEN Son. we become sons and daughters of God when we're born again. you need to stop using the niv (not inspired version) and get a KJV Bible. It'll help w/ your theology.
seriously don't turn away from religion bc of this guy. not all christians are like that. and um. i really must be going to hell cuz I'm half of that shit.
Uhhhh guys like this make me sick. I'm a Christian and I know my bible and what comes out of his mouth DOES NOT match up with what is really taught. He is blowing things wayyyy out of proportion.
Hahaha.... Fast-Freddy-the-Fornicating-Frat-Boy-on-Friday-Night's dorm.... hahahaha. This man is funny!But he makes 'heaven' sound boring as hell. :P
lmfao I like how only EVANGELICAL maniacs are accepted into HIS version of heaven. What a load of bullshit this man preaches, he needs to get another profession!
Only thing better is him preacher on Charles Darwin's birthday with the Darwinists next to him reading the Origin of Species best day ive had at FSU so far
@DracoTheVampyre Yes it is. But, you can go to heaven if you obey Jesus' words. Anyone can. His words actually make a lot of sense: Love the Lord with all your heart and love your neighbor as yourself. Why would God want to share heaven with those who do not do so?
Hate to tell you "brother" but in a sense you do come as you are, and through grace He enables people to repent of these things, you foget that? Go back and read Romans 7 and 8. You dont get God's goodness by repenting, the Bible says His goodness leads us to repentance. Its amazing how they tell you to repent; but not how, when Jesus, and Paul the aposle spent more time telling you how to be saved than about you burning in hell, not denying sins consequences, but just saying.....
24kevinB 4 days ago
Pot smokers?!?!?! Awww shit =[
CursedDiety157 1 month ago
@CursedDiety157
dude it's okay, when we're dead and in hell satan will probably have some kick ass demon weed for all of us.
AntidoteY 1 month ago
@AntidoteY Seems worth it to me..
CursedDiety157 1 month ago
"Jesus never said come as you are?" Is he reading the bible the KKK gave him?!
CallOfDuty4Fish 4 months ago
he said they need a good bible pounding, i wonder what he means by that? does he want to fuck them with it?
yourallbrainwashed 4 months ago
Rock n' Rollers? Go talk to Bono...
therealmusician2112 5 months ago
Maru is so adorable!!!
tweekyseagull 5 months ago
This man is no true true believer in Christ. His just an unintelligent mad man making up his own beliefs
mjgus55 5 months ago
evidently he forgot to not preach or pray with a head covering of any sort. The Bible says only females are to cover the head.
Luka2234 5 months ago
he forgot far white guys wearing ugly hats:-D no offence if u wear that kinda hat though
MRHASATAN 7 months ago
Doesn't this man realize that, far from bringing people into his faith, he's making them run away as fast as they can?! This isn't how you evangelize!!
ShivaDea 7 months ago
wait so
if i'm to believe what this guy says
god hates everybody?????
StrawberryMirror 8 months ago
he left out jews
starscreamdkmo 9 months ago
so everyone but him is screwed...
alstar999 9 months ago
I'd love to ask this asshole how much of his salary he donates to charity or how much time he spends helping out at a homeless shelter or assisting the destitute!
stlgtrace 11 months ago
So let me get this straight, god accepts everyone, except: Atheists, Buddhists, muslims, Hindu's, Jews, most protestants and catholics, rastafari's, samaritans, Confucianists, Taoists, Shinto's , Sikhists, Unitarians, The Ayyavazhi, Bhakti's, Jainists, lingayatists, shaivists, Shaktists, Tantrists, Smartists, Vaishnavists, Hare krishna's ,Gangster rappers, gays, whoremongers?, fornicators, rockers, whores, heroin abusers, alcohol abusers, people who work on the sabbath.... -
But he loves us?
pklukepk 1 year ago 4
@pklukepk Lol what a lonely life then huh
psychovinnie 1 year ago
He will accept everyone. APART from
OweGod 1 year ago
What about christian gangster rapper? Or Christian Rock, I thought the chritian God was meant to be all loving and all forgiving. I love my friends, i would let them in my big kingdom in the sky no matter what they did. Brother Micah makes the christian god seem like a jackass
gaymanrights 1 year ago
If masturbation gets you to hell, I have a LOT of hail Mary's to do. Shit I haven't seen my rosary in years! Oh well maybe I will go watch some porn.
sweetmonkeylove1 1 year ago
Lol some dude in the back just yells "what did he say about pot" i lold.
antwon4 1 year ago
man,what a nut bag.
wolfmanwes 1 year ago
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Professor Johnson in the Philosophy Department at UCF cast a demon out of this man.
PhilosophySlut 1 year ago
0:57-1:19 is exactly why I stopped believing in God.
People can be who they want to be, it's their lifestyle not God's lifestyle. I would punched the shit out of him for saying that. For if I'm wrong and God is real, I know I will be seeing some "Gangsta Rappers" up in heaven.
Anyrpg 1 year ago
IT SAYS PERFECTLY THAT GOD SAYS ,IN THE BIBLE ,TO COME AS YOU ARE!!
sellysel08 1 year ago
@sellysel08 well then site the chapter and verse
rj10man 1 year ago
It is mentioned through out to "come unto him" in the Bible it is mentioned that the sick or meek, peacemakers or labors (Matt 11:28) " Come unto me all ye that labor and are heavy laden and I will give you rest"
sellysel08 1 year ago
@sellysel08 Yes it says "come unto me" but you must repent of your sin, which means turn away from them, forsake them, you must be willing to leave your sin behind. Prov 28:13, act 2:38, 3:19, Luke 13:3,5 Luke 24:47. If you don't turn from your sin (repent) you will go to hell, read and heed the Bible, don't get deceived by this mixed up false Christianity going around, Obey Jesus Christ (Heb 5:9) and live a life free of sin (Rom 6:1,6,7,14,18,22 John 8:32-36) or ignore the Bible and go to hell
rj10man 1 year ago
@rj10man Matthew 4:18-19
sellysel08 1 year ago
@sellysel08 That verse does not say "come as you are" That was Jesus calling 2 of his disciples. Nevertheless, if you "follow" Jesus you will not continue in sin: John 8:12, 1 John 1:5, 1John 3:6,9; 5:18 etc...
rj10man 1 year ago
@rj10man No that's Nirvana
chernobleman 5 months ago
if god speaks to him then doesnt that lower your opinion of god
quarf53206 1 year ago
god will not accept fat people with funnny hats
metaldave08096 1 year ago
"JESUS NEVER SAID 'COME AS YOU ARE' "
"That was Nirvana"
LOLOLOLOLOL
NeverAFearOfLife 1 year ago 13
Wow, I'm in a couple of those condemned categories. Do I get just one Hell in bulk, or does each item in the list stack more Hell?
NumaNuma187 1 year ago
hey fornication is part of god's masterplan
Roboctopuz 1 year ago
I swear, it's extremists like him that give other christians a bad name. That's why a lot of people hate us. Who is he to tell us who is or isn't going to heaven? He is not God.
dollfayce91 1 year ago
It sucks that i'm a masturbating gangster-rapper/rock n' roller hybrid that smokes weed.
StewieGriffin44 1 year ago 2
He just spouts the same crap over and over because thats how he was brainwashed.
jrdnsms 1 year ago
I wanna see this guy, and the crazy Westboro Baptist Church lady, go at it.
xetlive 1 year ago 2
This Guy Makes Me Want to Bash Him With A Bible
ALISTAIRELLIOTT 1 year ago
Well, if Brother Micah is right about all this and the only people that get into heaven are the ones that don't sin... Then Heaven must be completely empty.
Blazekirby9 1 year ago
Well since 95% of guys masturbate regularly...
Jesus taught peace and love on earth is reflected by god...this guy is doing the opposite.
gmenfan48 1 year ago
Doesn't this fat assed moron have anything better to do than rant and condemn? I'd love to ask this idiot how much time he devotes to helping the homeless and feeding the hungry!
stlgtrace 1 year ago
If heaven is perfect, what if you go there but your Muslim friend doesn't. It's not really heaven anymore...
Nick4563880 1 year ago
he seems like a parody of christian views. scary that people like him exist. if hes right then heavans gonni be quiet like.
mischiefmayhemsoap 1 year ago
fuck, i'm a masturbating protestant
schmittyc1993 1 year ago 2
whats the difference between pot smokers and wine drinkers?
dallasphill 1 year ago
is thuus guy joking or serious?
jakejeffjohn 1 year ago
Maybe he is actually a brilliant satirist making fun of Christians
WKaliberr 2 years ago
Brother Micah serves a very important purpose, and that is to make me laugh.
janellc122 2 years ago 34
@janellc122 exactly. The Westboron Baptist Church pisses me off, but this guy just amuses me
LMA629 10 months ago
You would think that morons like "brother" Micah would spend more time feeding the hungry and helping the poorr than condemning others! It seems that religious people are the best advertisement for Atheism in the world!
stlgtrace 2 years ago
@stlgtrace correct the bible says no judging so hes sinning im atheist im an animal an ape i still know not all those people deserve hell most dont rapist murderers torturers genocide and slavery deserve hell suprisingly u can faith ur way out of all these the only one u cant repent for is nonbeleif heaven full of rapist genocidal phycopaths yet hell is so full of fairly nice moral people that just didnt beleive i fucking hate the christian beleifs
patrickledford420 2 years ago
Sad but true....
MissTeaCup68 2 years ago
"Beleif in a cruel God makes a cruel man."-Thomas Paine
LordScreech 2 years ago 4
@LordScreech yes
patrickledford420 2 years ago
brother micah whatever shall i do? if i go 2 weeks without masturbation i get purple in places.
UniteForgetLeftRight 2 years ago 2
Jesus hung out with sinners, He didnt hang out with the "right kind of" people. Jesus will take anybody into his kingdom as long as they have entrusted their life to Him.
ButterMilk25 2 years ago
@ButterMilk25 stop right now that was enough ignorance like i said rapist murderers genocides torturers slavery are forgivible with only faith yet the almost perfect atheist must suffer forever possibly one of the rape victims which may have lost faith because of there rape which god allowed he knew person would lose faith im atheist but it sounds to me gods a peice of shit and lol i have the morals of a animal hahahaha yes we are apes
patrickledford420 2 years ago
there is now a group and facebook page for brother micah armstrong
JamesDrewLogue 2 years ago
Clown..lol
ProtectYourFamily101 2 years ago
this dude is a fuck
HOOCH690 2 years ago
"Fast Freddy the Fornicating Fratboy", as Dave Barry would say, "That sounds like a great name for a rock band", LOL! I guess the female version woud be "Saucy Susie the Sex-bomb Sorority Sister".
MsSpukiKat1975 2 years ago 2
btw...concerts won't send you to hell, lol
thinkofsomethincleva 2 years ago
neither will rock n rollers
stoutmeister91 2 years ago
"He who does not love does not know God, for God is love" 1 John 4:8
"If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us" 1 John 1:8
thinkofsomethincleva 2 years ago
No, you're right. Nirvana said come as you are. I choose music!
0china0cat0sunflower 2 years ago
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OMFGxSONIA 2 years ago
It doesn't say Mary was a harlot but i agree that this guy's the most fucked-up wanna-be Deciple I've ever seen and I'm suprised he hasn't been killed yet.
DudeFromHaverhill 2 years ago
The Nirvana comment was classic! I have never laughed so hard! Well done mate!!
Mazzer09 2 years ago
"jesus never said come as you are.."
"that was nirvana"
WIN.
herrohxx 2 years ago
.......or Peter Wolfe. Nirvana & Peter Wolfe, "Come as you are"! According to Micah, the whole human race is gonna be a mass of briquettes in a giant cosmic Weber Grill. Brother Micah = Idiot Extrordinare!.
MsSpukiKat1975 2 years ago
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herrohxx 2 years ago
It's not his job to judge people. God is supposed to judge people, but he loves us all no matter who we are or what we have done. Brother Micah has got it all wrong. He's the one going to hell for judging others before looking at himself.
silenceinastorm12 2 years ago 3
Wow, this dude is a fucking faggot
legal1zemurder 2 years ago
IF he would have asid that Jews are going to hell I would have laughed cause Jesus was a Jew.
feebedel 2 years ago
jesus converted
USA3333 2 years ago
lol as soon as the guy told him he was being repetitive, Micah just started yelling again
USA3333 3 years ago
Micah sounds like someone who never really studied the Bible. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that masturbation or consenting homosexuality is a sin. He is simply parroting traditions rather than speaking the Word of God. There is no word in the original languages of the Bible for homosexual. I have found that when I show people like Micah alternate interpretations for certain Scripture verses, they just keep insisting their way is right and tell me to repent. Or they refuse to talk to me.
Edwin572 2 years ago
everybody has an inner phratboy
TheDoucheFairy 3 years ago
Uh, according to this "Brother Micah", the entire human race is damned! And Jesus did, in his actions, state, "Come as you are". He hung out & dined with prostitutes, tax collectors & other reprobates. He saved a woman from being stoned for adultery. He loved the outcasts of society. I'll bet if Jesus appeared in a fundie church, they'd kill him cause they'd assume he's an "Swarthy A-rab Terrorist", a "Doped-Up Hippie", a "Dirty Homeless Bum", "The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi" or a combo of the above!
SpukiKitty1975 3 years ago 5
spukikitty1975, thats totally true in every way shape and form.
Classikpunk1976 3 years ago
Thank you. I think it's about time for Moderate & Liberal Christians to take up the Media & street-preaching to counteract this Fundie Junk, preaching a Gospel of God's Universal Love of all, regardless of their Faith or background. A true Christian should be focused almost totally on the New Testament. Also, the teaching of "Universal Salvation" should also be practiced. Everyone will eventually be saved. Hell is temporary. Heaven is Forever!
SpukiKitty1975 3 years ago
thats the same as i feel. i dont know why in this society moderates and liberals cant be true christians. im a devout christian, but its people like micah armstrong that make me lothe christianity. im sick and tired of evangelicals who think they have the right to determine the afterlives of people that seem to be "sinners" or whatever. and on a sidenote, i absolutely love how micah armstrong never has a valid response to anything he's asked and he just keeps yelling to drown it out.
Classikpunk1976 3 years ago
athiest = win
xfvkemosx 3 years ago
Coexistance = Super win
Classikpunk1976 3 years ago 19
I am a Christian Universalist & also a supporter of gay rights. I know a wonderful Christian lesbian couple named Darlene and Becky. They have adopted me as a brother & it's a pleasure to talk with them as they truly love the Lord & their light burns brightly. Yet people like Micah say they are hell bound. I'll take Darlene & Becky any day over Micah & his cronies. The trouble with Micah is he acts like he is perfect when in fact his imperfection shows whenever he opens his mouth.
Edwin572 2 years ago 4
COME JUST AS YOU ARE is the name of an old hymn. The word repent is one of the most overworked words used by these street preachers. Jesus never told the woman at the well to repent even though he knew she was divorced several times and was in a common law relationship. She accepted him because he treated her as a human. I have used this example with several street preachers to show them how it is to be done but not one so far has admitted they were wrong and said they would change their ways.
Edwin572 2 years ago
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LOL LOL LOL
MichelleMcCaffreyAnn 3 years ago
I remember this asshole. He came to my school too. Nice to know he's just as much of a ball of sunshine there as he is here... *obvious sarcasm*
mariethebest09 3 years ago
ok im pretty sure this guy has done some of this
and he is judgin people
ultimatesupremedrago 3 years ago
wait if god hates whores then why did Jesus hang out with mary magdelene who was a prostitute.
sunset261 3 years ago
hahah "jesus never said come as you are" "yeah.. that was nirvana" hahahahahha
PremonitionRose 3 years ago
I think this guy isn't really a preacher. He's gotta be joking, like one of those street performers. But if it really is an act, I gotta say that's funny as fuck.
NateCola 3 years ago
This guy is for real. He's been at this for a few years.
furrypurrylove 3 years ago
I suppose a slight bit of hyperbole can go over your head eh garfield?
Take my point in context: As this preacher is over the top, so my comment was styled. :D
Anyways, this guy's mildly entertaining.
MizarShadow 3 years ago
this guy is fucking hilarious
wlam 3 years ago
this is hillarious!
"your being repetitive" "i think your out of material" that is hillarious!
dsiphor98 3 years ago
someone needs to dick slap this guy in the face
teetstreet 3 years ago
A question for fellow Americans:
Isn't it kind of scary realizing that this guy is representative of a majority of our population?
MizarShadow 3 years ago
Is smoking pot really a sin?
TheNamelessPenguin 3 years ago
No. shhh.
sockpaladin5 3 years ago 2
It really is. I didn't want to believe it because I liked it so much but read up on it. The more you read the more you'll realize it does no goood, only evil. It brings you away from God and others.
enors412 3 years ago
do you ever get the feeling that humans are actually evolving into a couple different species? I mean it's happened before and I think it's happening again. I just don't see how my brain is made up the same way as this guy. He's missing a part of it that other people have developped.
intentionalsound 3 years ago 3
this guy is so awesomely dumb as all hell.
SerenityAlways 3 years ago 3
God did say come as you are. So did nirvana.
TheNamelessPenguin 4 years ago
Hopefully he will see that he is no one to speak for God, and try to limit my Lord's infinite mercy and love.
Trageikeman116 4 years ago
these sort of people disgust me.
LittleAnoki 4 years ago
Or hippies!
jwhiteout 4 years ago
Almost all Holy People were sinners before they found Jesus.
God accepts sinners.
God accepts Catholics.
God accepts Protestants.
God accepts masturbators.
God accepts fornicators.
and somehow, God will find it in his Mercy to accept him and forgive him for his blasephomy.
missfclef 4 years ago 2
God won't accept masterbaters? Man... I'm in trouble.
dezzhammer 4 years ago 6
So is like 97 percent of the world
TheFranzX 4 years ago 4
oh crap
don't run guys
your going to hellfire
and God does accept everyone
this dude needs to learn his facts
he does use the Bible as a shield for the way he lives
I'm pretty sure this dude thinks he will be the only one in Heaven because he thinks women are going to Hell too, so say goodbye to your wife psycho path
drumaboy70 4 years ago 2
Hehe! I also think he seems to think he's the only one that would be in heaven and if he's the only one there I would much rather go to hell!!! Seems like much more fun to me! =)
Milanima 3 years ago
God does say come as you are!! God send His one and only son to the cross to die for those who woul believe in Him! from the masturbators, gangsters, to the hidus, and the butist. this guy is out of his mind
loverly180 4 years ago
God didn't send His 'one and only Son', He sent His only BEGOTTEN Son. we become sons and daughters of God when we're born again. you need to stop using the niv (not inspired version) and get a KJV Bible. It'll help w/ your theology.
filoIII 4 years ago
seriously don't turn away from religion bc of this guy. not all christians are like that. and um. i really must be going to hell cuz I'm half of that shit.
yourforeverangel 4 years ago
Holy **** I can't believe this guy.
But I liked "That's Nirvana!" hehehe....
jessemeca 4 years ago
I'm a 14-yr-old vigin...and, i'm going to hell for lust, and catholicism....and because i want to go there ;)
everyoneinteresting will be there
QueenXOXOZeppelin 4 years ago
Uhhhh guys like this make me sick. I'm a Christian and I know my bible and what comes out of his mouth DOES NOT match up with what is really taught. He is blowing things wayyyy out of proportion.
jmf1968 4 years ago
Why do you think so many people turn away from religion instead of too it?
modgefit 4 years ago
*laughs* Brother Micah is so funny...it's sad that he takes himself so seriously.
LLPeepz13 5 years ago
Hahaha.... Fast-Freddy-the-Fornicating-Frat-Boy-on-Friday-Night's dorm.... hahahaha. This man is funny!But he makes 'heaven' sound boring as hell. :P
beavermittens 5 years ago
lmfao I like how only EVANGELICAL maniacs are accepted into HIS version of heaven. What a load of bullshit this man preaches, he needs to get another profession!
kcoolrule 5 years ago
Only thing better is him preacher on Charles Darwin's birthday with the Darwinists next to him reading the Origin of Species best day ive had at FSU so far
Thehoffnagle 5 years ago
Soo pretty much...were all damned to hell, Except for Mr.Micah here.
arwen2 5 years ago
neither protestants nor catholics are alowd in...so i guess that rules out all christians, eh?
cgkrd767662 5 years ago
Heaven is pretty exclusive, I guess.
DracoTheVampyre 5 years ago
@DracoTheVampyre Yes it is. But, you can go to heaven if you obey Jesus' words. Anyone can. His words actually make a lot of sense: Love the Lord with all your heart and love your neighbor as yourself. Why would God want to share heaven with those who do not do so?
RobertMOdell 1 year ago
@RobertMOdell Yeah cause the creator of the Universe cares that he gets credit. Silly and childish.
guidi2005 1 year ago
@guidi2005
RobertMOdell 1 year ago
@RobertMOdell ? no text?
guidi2005 1 year ago
@guidi2005 Who is there to grant Him credit? Noone. Its not credit He is after, He is after the well-being of His universe.
RobertMOdell 1 year ago
@cgkrd767662 south park had it right, heaven is for the Mormans
schmittyc1993 1 year ago
@cgkrd767662. You've still got orthodox... but I'm an atheist, and he never said I couldn't go to heaven...
IanEColeman 1 year ago
Ezekial 13:3
Thus says the Lord God: "Woe to the foolish prophets, who follow their own spirit and have seen nothin!"
abserdman 5 years ago
Good thing God doesn't accept Catholics...
KaosFaction 5 years ago
Wait. So.. we can't have feet? Or genitals?
Jesus might not have said "Come as you are," but Kurt Cobain did. And that's what's really important.
afkun 5 years ago
amen
Sephichan 5 years ago
agreed.
thinkingtara 5 years ago