Five Year Old Driver

[themightyfenrir]

haha wat a little gibbler

[sharifdubai1]

black ppl always make trouble in everywhere

[jasmine50723]

What is wrong with people now these daya

[jah2mail]

Niggers.

[bliss0512]

If cops only called all criminals sweetie and pumpkin... the world would be a nicer place.

[magnumsrt10]

if my future son does that BOOOYYYYY ITS HIS ASS KNOCK HIM CLEAN THE FUCK OUT

[SpiderRider3]

how does he even know to pull over when he sees the lights?

[epicutubemembername]

CJ Jr

[epicutubemembername]

He stood on the seat ? How did he reach the paddles ?

[Zkuuum]

@epicutubemembername cruse control ? spelling, you can use that whit your hands on some cars,

[upallhours9]

Could have been worse, atleast the kid wasn't DUI.

[Jaesango]

little boy has a rich ass grandma driving a Cadillac escalade

[tokyoDriftshow]

Little CJ :D:D.. He got idea from Gta San Andreas :D

[sweetjuice143]

lol wow nicest cop pullover i ever seen in history lol

[WoWoRc0WN]

whats a mum

[CoWsWiThWiNgS13]

@WoWoRc0WN its a mom

[WoWoRc0WN]

@CoWsWiThWiNgS13 ohhhh

[hmmlimmethink]

11 years later.........................­.....

[rachaconda]

0:01

[morrigu666]

Why is the SUV white then Black later in the story?

[norevelation]

@morrigu666 YEAH, DUDE, wtf?! Something fishy here.

[D1983r]

@norevelation the white ford suv belongs to the off duty cop.that's why the hazards are on.the kid was driving the escalade

[MrPizzamanz]

thug life :D

[56nawaf]

استغفر الله العظيم من كل ذنب عظيم

[WizardSmoker]

im going to use the *i need to go to the toilet Trick next time...*

[meyomoims]

i love how this kid knew to pull over for the cop

[tristanjake123abc]

real thug 

[TeeAreify]

Escalade. Just sayin.

[joeratti]

why the fuck are they talking to him all sweet like what he did was no big deal?

[CSideBeats]

@joeratti this might be a hintch but maybe hes only 5 years old

[joeratti]

@CSideBeats so the fuck what. the kid needs to know right from wrong. you talk all sweet to him and he thinks its not a big deal. "oh hes only 5" you can say that because 5 year olds dont know a wide range of right from wrong. so when will he begin to find out the difference? well this is a good situation to find out. he isnt going to learn by sweet talking him. maybe you should get a hint because you dont know dick about parenting.

[DirtyBird760]

Iz thewr a pwabwem awficcer?

[Urindunk]

Wouldn't have happened if American cars weren't like fucking bumper cars, lol.

[DEXtr1p]

lil black kid just practicing for when he gets older thats all.

[jcat1411]

@DEXtr1p i was wating for a black kid comment if u didnt I was gonna.

[wilelmore]

@DEXtr1p u make me sick,

[effinshut]

I bet he drove better than most American drivers do!

[Videoguy64]

@effinshut your stupid

[mjwible27]

@effinshut tea drinkin faggot

[effinshut]

@mjwible27 HAHAHA, I can drink (tea) AND drive! You can't!

[mjwible27]

@effinshut lol, sure, whatever you say Austin Powers

[effinshut]

@mjwible27 Useless to talk to you because you are destructive and think you are better than other people. Either it's your Golf-War-Syndrome or you became nuts in Afghanistan. Get a proper life!

[mjwible27]

@effinshut that's cool, run a long and have some more tea. Oh yeah, fix your fuckin teeth too

[effinshut]

@mjwible27 Or is it a genetiv defect?

[gameboy1165]

wtf

[georgios540i]

U SEE BEFORE THEY ARE EVEN TEENAGERS THEY ARE ALREADY CRIMINALS IF HIS THAT YOUNG BREAKING THE LAW IMAGINE WHEN HIS OLDER IF THEY WERE NOT NATURALLYSTUPID THIS KID WOULD BE A SERIAL KILLER

[felthrian]

@georgios540i What do you mean "they" are naturally stupid? Excuse me for saying so but that sounds like a very racist remark, which isn't what this is about.

[denoot888]

you took the truck without your daddy and mommy knowing?

kid : a very cool "yeah"

and at the end "yeah just take me home" was waiting for the biach to come

[TastyPieyay]

What a suprise ..... he's black.

[SharmaDon890]

this is funny !

[MrPitchonmexican]

wow!

[Tjita1]

Related to Colin McRae much?

[DaveWreckingCrew]

They should have made him perform a sobriety test.

[fixedgearplanet]

seems like his gramma is an suv driving bitch

[chilangete22]

jaja well later maybe 2 or 3 more years he could try with an airplane, he's talent

[SceneNuthinn]

i seen this on tosh

[sionjones686]

wow children driving under the influence those cry babies are gonna get fucked up by cops in the minute and if they drive at fast speeds the cops will shoot thise babies and wait for them until they die that is gonna be cool

[ewva314]

@sionjones686 troll much?

[sionjones686]

@ewva314 what troll means

[ArT2Oo0]

n when youngster got home "BOY IM GONNA WHOOP DAT AAASSS"

[BCete]

thats why kids shouldent play over aged games like GTA! GET OF OUR GAMES! THEY FUCK YOU UP AND YOUR ANNOYING!

[xX360GShotzNoscXx]

thats what gta dus for yaa

[karaniskool40]

wow and they say u need to be 16 to drive

[FlyJeez]

I'd love to be treated like that by cops after stealing a car

[Lctsforce]

No arrest? 

[timmytoffy67]

ive always wanted to adopt a black kid and send him to school with alot of weed

[Lctsforce]

@timmytoffy67 Hhahahaahahah

[Sileni]

Oh come on a Pedo-Bear-UnApproved-Off duty cop? ...Why was there even a guy around near that block anyway lol

[MrSleepygrizzly]

If He Stood On The Seat, How'd He Push The Pedal o_o

[RCkiller2]

@MrSleepygrizzly

He didn't, it is an automatic; no need for a clutch after starting the car.

[TheBanaphsh]

If he was not a kid we could see some action.

[dumbnstuck]

damn hardly out the wound and already testing the waters for his new career, he guna be a professtional some day. Makes me proud to see that some people are still dedicated to what they want to do in life

[tabugif]

Why does the time, date and vehicle change? He stood on the seat? I have children 4 boys to be exact something is fishy with this story. lol

[MicroAppleStudios]

@tabugif because it was a different cruiser.. the date and time just happen to not be correct

[Reaper91698]

i live like 20 miles from there!

[ThePatPat777]

damn CJ's got mad skills... now wonder he can make his cars fly...

[SoyDelSouth]

lmao "pumpkin"

he ain't a ginger

[stillen370]

haha going an idle speed for 5 blocks? I would have rather walked

[Jmyster4]

"stood on the seat".... and drove 5 blocks... that doesn't compute with me

[themightythor27]

@DerangederX Pie is good.

[Saleenrulz]

pimp

[mollendinousa]

how the kid can push the gas pedal and see the road at the same time ?????

[ScrotumusMaximas]

Racial profiling, it starts early.

[poopnuggets3000]

@ScrotumusMaximas Thats not racial profiling, little shit stole the car

[AONEMANPRODUCTION]

i didnt know they started that early..

[kauttaja85]

This is one reason why automatic transmissions souldn't exist. I bet my ass that he couldn't have done that with manual car.

[rocooak]

did the parents get charged or something? cus u know, if i dident get in shit id be taking joy rides alll daa time lol

[Cougman1978]

lol, video game teach kids to drive early and his mom is midget and a son can drive it.

[demon6228]

i wouldve tore him a new ass and then shake his hand for driving so good haha

[dag247932]

hahahha black kid and his cadilac! XD

[XxlargemanxX]

parents can potty train him but cant teach him not to take their car..

[AKCD35]

thats my son

[robbysaw]

so its cute when he does but when i do it get sent to juvinile detention center...

[SpookyJohnathan]

Suspect is a young black male...looks to be between the ages of...4 and 5...

[greene4477]

I would hate to be that kid when his mom and dad found out......

[organizationish3]

THAT KID IS F**KING LUCKY HE DIDN'T GET SENT TO JAIL!!!!

[stillnottmee]

dam that kid need to drive me to school n back sometimes

[mrga009]

i'm 5 years old and i have a drivers licence

[EmptyWoodz]

@mrga009 you forgot the 0 after the 5.

[mrga009]

@EmptyWoodz no, i'm born 29.2.

[DISYICE]

LMFAO!

[CaptainWatson234]

This commentator isn't as much of a twat as the usual ones.

[servcon1278]

*Probably*

[iTubNoob]

"Yeha"

[Luis5o5]

That fucken little nigglet stole that ride ..... I say we beat his little ass till he has two black eyes .... Wait too late haha

[Counterops34]

@Luis5o5 sir you need to calm down.

[servcon1278]

@Counterops34 I am with you he has to back of the 5 year old that is probly older than him

[Counterops34]

@servcon1278 lol xD thanks and I agree.

[C0mm3n]

"Yeah lets go home" LOL

[MrCheeseFri]

What a badass

[NightJackz]

I wish the police lady treats me that nice -.- Damn kid

[slyhitman214]

haha nigga

[huntercoolx]

didn't know the black people start stealing that early in life

[shammy63]

HOW THE FUCK COULD HE DRIVE THAT MASSIVE SUV???

[Zombiepwnage117]

@shammy63 it's called standing on the seat

[shammy63]

@Zombiepwnage117 and how could he reach the pedals? just put it in drive? or what... cruise control? can a 5 year old use cruise control?



[vivostubes]

Cj first grand theft auto

[guyhi1234567899]

@vivostubes then hes gotta paint himself black later? lol

[Corvette35000]

@vivostubes Cavacalade=1 LCPD=0 XD

[ffl2215]

Only 5 and hes already a criminal... How sad. Both parents should be shot and the kid should be locked up for life. Indeed, he may be too young for jail, but this is already a sign that this wont be his first theft. $100 says he gets locked up and has a mile long record by the time hes 18.

[systemspecchecker]

@ffl2215 Racist fuck.



[Ixp00nxM4ny]

@systemspecchecker I'm sorry for defending him because he is stupid, but how is that racist?

[systemspecchecker]

@Ixp00nxM4ny he's saying that because the kids black hes gonna go to jail and shit, all of that was just spewing racism



[Ixp00nxM4ny]

@systemspecchecker Right, sorry.

[DoOrDieSniperFi]

Haha kid is like yo, whatup!

[TheTrueJBV3737]

This is why automatics are bad... lets the really young and really old drive.

[CapnFuzz1111]

NIGLET

[SpiderRider3]

@elitegroup08 It's from two angles.

[SpiderRider3]

steps on the gas and turns the wheel in the direction he wants to go.

[SILENTWSDC88]

its a escalade.... how does a 5 year old drive an escalade

[tmacfan16]

cmon black people..

your asking for it

[hawkerrose99]

lets take you home sweety, dont worry.. but your home will look a little different ok honey? it might have some steel bars in it, but thats normal . just dont mind it, ok honey? (joking of course)

[fattony123082]

My old man would have beaten my ass...

[d1dy0urm0m]

grandma's got a catilac...that's nice....

[MrMendezy]

If I ever saw that kid...

I would beat the shit out of him for being a complete jackass.

[Munch180]

@MrMendezy What the fuck is wrong with you?

[SpiderRider3]

@MrMendezy come on. he's only five. it's not like he's a teenager.

[ANgelSCrooL]

kiD STOP PLAYING GTA!

[crisphate95]

@ANgelSCrooL that is why ESRB exists

[ANgelSCrooL]

@crisphate95 eh?



[memnon67]

 säkert en neger

[Dmozar]

And if I had done that, I wouldn't be able to sit down ever again!

[thelancemanion]

yeah, just take me home. ha

[JohnTheRipper222]

of course the kid is black....

[tybash]

@JohnTheRipper222

What? ohhhh thanks officer obvious. 

[JohnTheRipper222]

@tybash your welcome captain faggot

[tybash]

@JohnTheRipper222

Commander Asslicker, i want to thank you. You cleared up so much. Thanks again.

[mrfester42]

@JohnTheRipper222 You're an asshole! It's a five year old kid... ASSHOLE!

[JohnTheRipper222]

@mrfester42 sounds like a personal problem to me :)

[code3369001]

@JohnTheRipper222 et biensur encore un blanc qui fait un un commentaire raciste ..

[JohnTheRipper222]

@code3369001 I understood racist but nothing else.

[code3369001]

@JohnTheRipper222 leche mon cul de blanc stp vu que tu aimes ça !

[JohnTheRipper222]

@code3369001 I dont know what you are saying?

[86Bucsfan]

@JohnTheRipper222 WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[JohnTheRipper222]

@86Bucsfan It means that the stereotype for black people is that they will steal anything and everything no matter what age. Just a stereotype though.

[bloodyangel5463]

@JohnTheRipper222 lol sdfu 

[rocooak]

@JohnTheRipper222 i agree lol

[iluvchocolateyeah2]

@JohnTheRipper222 dude come on you don't get more racist!

[MrEurgbp]

how exactly did off-duty cop stopped him?

[SpiderRider3]

@MrEurgbp he happened to be driving a police car. they can drive them too and from work sometimes if they're working more than one day in a row.

[timbeverly192617]

too funny.........

[a2theworld]

I Bet If He Was 15 The Police Wouldve Pulled He as Right Out Of The Car And Face Down On The Ground .

[SToNeR4LiiFe]

oh wow

[GoodBMXer]

this kid is gonna have a great memory when he is going to grow up

[black4pienus]

he stood on the seat? how could he reach the gas? lol

[RealDhenar]

@black4pienus don't need to reach the gas, it's enough to turn the key and change gear

[bending1991]

That one is probably still stealing cars today!!

[RossWZA]

the niggers start young!

[PivotVids100]

Too mcuh GTA :P

[CSXUNIT3426]

wow its amazing how young criminals startoff at

[surgedark]

Haha!

I guess a Negro needs to learn at an early age how to commit crimes.

[ScientistSoundSytem]

@surgedark lmao