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  • Norway is the most racist country i been to. maybe i was lucky in germany but not even there i saw so much racism and discrimination.

    Norway,just accept that you are a racist country by genetics,culture,manners so on.

  • @Raznangriz

    Oh wow....you have got to be fucking kidding me. Please..do tell. How is norway such a racist country? And don't give me a bullshit dumbass answer. Tell me some real fact.

  • @Raznangriz Are you talking about Denmark? No, but seriously, most norwegian racist live outside of the cities. Which is much like how it is in any other country. Or old people that have never seen a black person. Except from that, many norwegians hates muslims for some reason, I don't really know why, maybe their unedjucated.

  • NORWAY! x3

  • Why are there so many haters here? Geez! Do you people even KNOW any Norwegians? You can't just judge the book by its cover, as its said. It is true that the Norwegian people lack some manners, but we are NOT rude or anything. But I do wish we were more polite actually.

    And even though we became a wealthy country because of the oil, I don't think the Norwegian people thinks that they are the best country in the world, but I do believe many Norwegians are lucky to live in this country. NORGE<3

  • I have never seen such a bunch of arrogant ugly and greedy creeps like the Norwegian rednecks. Some are very polite but a big part are just patriotic and limited people with no manners. They also thinks they are the best country in the world and looks down on others like they were poor peasants existing for their well-being.

  • @dangar45 Jealous much? :D

  • i love this!!

  • As an oil worker i been in many countries around the world.... of norwegians must i point out that i never seen such a impolite,arrogant,racist,egois­t and the list goes on...

    If you happen to move up there, this advice would be clever to follow : DONT TRUST NORWEGIANS!

    Pretty much are they like mountain monkeys, or ''rednecks'' with money.

  • @Raznangriz Well, then you've obviously not really seen much of Norway. How can you even generalize a whole country based on your experience out on an oilrig? Goddamn retard, glad you're not here anymore. One less retard at least

  • @slikkmegiskrukken Well i lived in Oslo,Kr.sand, Stavanger,Drammen. Im not talkin about the pips on the rigs,cause most of them are foreigners.. im talking the general ''man i gata'' that look down on anyone who isnt norwegian or white.. i have helped alot of people from other countries, i rent em a house for ex. those people tell me how racist and discriminative the people are vs em, i seen it myself. so no im not talkin about 1 or 10 or 100... im talking about a whole culture. u all r racist

  • @Raznangriz yo raz..what country are U from? 

  • @theflyestguy im american pal

  • 3:02 lol

  • I think this is stupid. Norway doesn't seem to be like that at all.

  • 3:16 "Our children are born with skis on their feet, then put them in pulks, and make them go skiing. We make lunchpackages, scare them with trolls, make them wear clothes that iches and tell them to kick hats. Give them money so they can drink and drive and not read.."

    That sounds like a terrible country to live in.

    Oh wait, I live there myself!

    I love my country.

  • Norway = skyrim

  • you forgot baot is

  • I'm french, i've never been there, and I absolutely need to visit your country and meet norvegian people. beautiful scandinavia!

  • Ha ha ha ha ha, that's really funny! Yeah, all Norwegians are exactly like that :D RFLMAO

  • Norwegians are awesome! I love those people! :D

  • this is a cool video

  • jeg elsker denne videoen

  • jeg elsker denne videoen

  • de som tar denne videoen seriøst må være dumme

  • Britain's the most promiscuous nation on earth, We have the most sluts and man slags, More one night stands than Anywhere else. Fact. (sadly)

    Visit Britain for all your Dogging Needs. LMAO.

    Love Norway.

  • @iRiggers Britain's the most promiscuous nation on Earth? Have you ever watched any YouTube videos of Pattaya Thailand?

  • @clintonearlwalker lol, There's thousands of Brits there for cheap hookers and ladyboys.

    I knew a guy who went there for 2 weeks, slept with a prostitute and then threw himself of the hotel balcony because he thought he caught some disease from the hooker, Yep, killed himself, he left a note.

    Doesn't sound right, but that's the story. I personally think he was thrown off by some drug dealers or pimps.

  • @iRiggers There are thousands of people there from all over the world. I've never been anywhere near there, but I've watched many vids of that place. Diseases are not uncommon. I've read several stories of guys that had to come home and tell their wives they had aids and it was from unprotected gay sex. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if your buddy jumped. That place looks like great fun, but I think aids is more prevalent than most people realize.

  • @iRiggers there is nothing called cheap sluts in Norway

  • @MsAirsoft I wouldn't know about that.

  • Wait, wait, wait, do people actually think Norway is the capital of Sweden?

  • @TheAwesomeAnimeWorld hopefully not...damn those sweeds lol

  • I'm From New Zealand And Very Surprised With The Amount Of Sex We Have With A Population Of Around 4 Million

  • Norway is a beautiful country please be careful of stupid Muslims.

  • @MrISLAMistheTRUTH LOL you stupid muslim. GOD ARENT REAL, OKAY?? What the fuck do we need religion for, when we can do all these other things? Fuck Allah

  • @Indiarulezzzz And India was a colony of Britain a long time. You are some poor, primitive hindu-and muslim monkeys.

  • Norwegians were slaves of Sweden and Denmark throughout almost their entire history. Norway is the most worthless and insignificant country in Europe and is a fucking boring shithole. These boring fucks are not known for anything at all, they have never invented anything and have never contributed to the world with anything, if their country was completely annihilated by a giant earthquake it wouldn't even make it to the front page of the newspapers. Who the fuck cares about these cavemen?

  • @Indiarulezzzz "if their country was completely annihilated by a giant earthquake it wouldn't even make it to the front page of the newspapers". 77 people were killed on july 22, and it made front page all over the world.

  • @Indiarulezzzz Not sure if trolling or just really stupid....

  • @Indiarulezzzz never invented anything? check your facts, slaves? check your facts, worthless? check your facts, boring? check your facts, shithole? check your facts, not contributed to the world? omg really? check your facts, who cares? check your facts, earthquacke? check your facts, cavemen? check your facts. every single word in your comment was completely bullshit, go back to school little idiot

  • Pretty lame country, norwegians are just so fucking cold hearted.

  • @TyroneClan its coold up here yeah. ive heard that alot, but its just the way norwegians are, but we dont care,

  • You guys should play hockey too. Norway has beautiful girls. One of the few places in the world I'd live besides Canada.

  • This video would have been so much better if after he said welcome to Norway he said capital of Sweeden.

  • Stay away from this country if you have small children.....under some or other excuses the government will "legally" take your children away. Visit this country if you are single or without children or if you hate your children.

  • What about killing those dolphins

  • Do we get one of these for every country?

  • @MujahidLoverofDeath Keep it up making you people looking good there pal! :D ALLAH BLABLA something something.

  • @MujahidLoverofDeath hahah you hysterical fucker, go die in a hole! :-)

  • @MujahidLoverofDeath dude, caps lock, you were good for the first word, but after that, just dude woah, did a Norwegian run over your dog or something? Then I would get it, I mean, I wouldn't like it if a Norwegian ran over my dog, still, just woah cool it, go..... hug a puppy that is all

    Signed-

    Keanu

    With love

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  • His accent is fucking hilarious

  • called a "bunad"

  • we're better at english on the western region of Norway

  • Dude you suck at english!

  • @powladen every norwegian suck at english. it's a well-known fact. 

  • maybe somebody knows song in this video?

  • @griskus the hall of the mountain king... or somthing like that

  • @G0LD3NF1RE

    thanks

  • But here is not paradise Country.I live here for 7 years and never feel welcome in this country. but I have good friends here that is not so many anyway Here we eat a lot of potatoes, but I think that is normal most of the countries in Europe eat potatoes. In Brazil we eat beans at lunch HA HA HA.

  • I wonder why many are raped. they drink and get crazy, not to mention that when they a're drunk they fuck the first who shown up. But. to say they are ugly I do not agree I'm a woman and I think they are very beautiful and very independent to. But to say that Norwegian are funny you have never been! not to mention that many are racist, Norway is a good country to live, of course, to live goodl we have to pay a heavy price for that!

  • @thalita2020 hahaha I like what you say about norwegians. Come to Bergen you'll like it better here :)

  • @thalita2020 i am a ugly racist norwegian raper. and you just insulted me. hehe, look its just culture. thats all it is. i didnt feel welcome in france. but thats just how the world is.

  • Javisst

  • hahaha im cuban and i love this video.. :)

  • YA HEAR!!! we invented the oil!!

  • Hmm not sure why you have an abortion picture.

  • I am Norwegian and can confirm every statement made in this video.

  • @stekepanne5

    I am another Norwegian who can confirm the same.

  • @stekepanne5 That we invented oil?! :P hahah vi oppdaget olje :P

  • @mokle999 No, did you not listen to the video. We invented it. I was just strengthening its authenticity, we need to let the world know how awesome we are.

    Also, never take YouTube comments seriously, never ever. Ever.

  • @stekepanne5 hahah, den er grei :) med på den :P

  • @stekepanne5 Are you sure about the plundering? ;) Alt for Norge!

  • i can confirm every statement in this video.

  • well, he speaks english pretty bad, but he pronounce the few words he said in norwegian also very bad xD

  • @BurningMarmite no way, he pronounce them in Bergen accent, and thats the coolest accent, conclusion, he pronounces his norwegian perfectly!

  • @NoPretending srry pal, men bergen er den nest nest sugende dialekta i norge etter same-dialekt og stavangerdialekt(som er på topp). vakke rart jeg trodde han snakka jævlig dårlig når han var bergenser....

  • @BurningMarmite Bergensk er den flotteste dialekten, og etter bergensk kommer kristiansand. Srry pal, men østlandsk er bare kjipt :)

  • I live in norway, and 90% of the things said in this video is kinda new to me..

  • POLISH PRIDE !!!

  • POLISH PRIDE !!!

  • Norwegian might be kinda crazy, but not that crazy..:D

  • Proud to be norwegian

    

  • haha this made me laugh so hard! 

  • Proud neighbour.

  • Askeladden...that motherfucker. ^^

  • 3:14 I want to move to norway

  • I think this guy wants to kill Bohannon...

  • kicking hats off sticks LOL

  • TROLLS BABY!

  • mind... blown

  • This is great! Go Norge! All Norwegian's kick hats from sticks

  • Lol he talk like the nords in skyrim o.o

  • @hawkthedude No, the nords in skyrim talks like him.

  • @promeusnightfall .... wuts the diff? xD

  • invention of oil....???....wow

    

  • Somehow this reminds me of Austria ._.

  • 1:32 "And graduate aftert we learn that Norawy is not the capital of Sweden" LOL xD.

    Nice video mate:D Greetings from Romania!

  • Liberal Officials could not have possibly been so ignorant as to not realize what would happen to Norwegian Nationals when they admitted all the Muslim Scum and Tribal Niggers into Norway. The Liberal Officials should be tried along with the Niggers and Muslim Scum for all the crimes committed against Norwegian Nationals. Search " Sweden Rape" on Youtube and see for yourself.The victims were victims of both the Muslim/Nigger scum and Liberal Norwegian Officials. Sweden and Norway both.

  • @AtlanticCross1 Enjoying life in prison Anders Breivik ?

  • @VoidOfEulogy He has a point too. This mass of immigrants is terrible.We have low birthrates , high unnimployment , not enought houses and yet africans and blacks keep coming. What do we need them? What benefit do we have ? Its not about being racist. So expand u'r mind and dont be a brainwashed sheep

  • @zer0lis Norway has plenty of room for new people. They contribute greatly to the society. They are no less a burden than Norwegians are to themselves. You want to send them back to the war-ridden country they've desperately tried to escape ? Please think before you write.

  • @zer0lis Jeg er vanligvis den som blir kalt kynisk og jeg er veldig langt unna en "brainwashed sheep", jeg støtter som regel det stikk motsatte. Men alt du sier er feil bortsett fra fødselsraten. Hvor fler som kommer hvor raskere bygges det nye hus, og vi er faktisk avhengig av innvandring. Siden vi har så lav fødselsrate vil vi om få år ikke ha nok skattebetalere til å betale pensjon. Og i tilegg tar de jobber som ingen nordmenn vil ha. Enten må vi få flere barn, eller ha innvandring.

  • @AtlanticCross1 norway sucks! remember when they turned nazi and delivered up all the norway jews to the death camps none survived none of the collaberators were ever punished save for quisling who was illegally shot so he would not inform on the big rich people

  • @atfatw This is not right. Have you ever been told about the heroes of Telemark?? Many Norwegians have lost there lives against Germany.

  • @atfatw Did you not pay attention in class ? They didn't "turn" Nazi, they were invaded by Germany. Hitler and Quisling (a politician-turned-traitor) had been working together secretley, and since Norway's never had a good military defense, it was easily taken over. Quisling had a politic party based on nationalism, which soon got a Nazi view. When Norwegians would fight against the new rule, they were quickly silenced.

  • @Blunka796 no you are wrong many norwegians rich wanted the germans to rule their country as happened in holland, belgium, france and norway these escaped punishment for their treason they wanted to kill the king haakon besides norway don't count

  • @atfatw We certainly never heard of this in our history lessons, I'd like to see where you've got your claim from. Besdies, the rich population was never the majority. And what do you mean "Norway don't count" ?

  • @Blunka796 of course you don't know nothing except what you read in your lying rich controlled educational system so called books norway has no big power in the world like America or Russia or even Mexico does. Noteworthy for nothing, nothing at all, norway with its ugly ass females so called and rotten cuisine just clams and bad cooked fish and cigars you people are addicted since six to smoking and thats just it I feel soooooo sorry for you pathetic quislings er.....norskies!

  • @atfatw Ah, I see. You're just a troll. Picked up a few facts from historic events and fuelling the rest on either trolling or unfair hatred. Clever. Besides, none of those superpowers would work without the support from other, smaller countries.

  • @Blunka796 like how norsky how does norway 'help' other nations

  • @atfatw Norway provides wood, food, products and especially oil to other nations. Norwegian organizations help out in Africa and undeveloped and war-ridden countries. Norway also lets refugees stay in the country so they can start anew. I suggest you gather more information the next time you want a proper discussion.

  • @Blunka796 H-munky Just how, detailed examples please! does your crazy wretched worthless country help anyone out!

  • @atfatw First I'd like to know your reasons for hating us so, because I'm not the one that should be defending my case anymore.

  • @Blunka796 are you kidding?! whats not to hate. ugly, skinny, nasty, sovenlt so called women. stupid repulsive dudes unbelievably crappy food like in england! no culture whats so ever. norskys are also nuts!!!!! and really really weird!

  • Norway was a paradise, until they flooded it with a bunch of Niggers and Muslim Scum. Nigger and Muslim Scum Rape gangs all over the place. Rape is basically legal in Africa, Niggers use human body parts in "medicinal remedies" parts aquired by kidnapping and murder. Savage buthchery of people normal and acceptable to Niggers. That way of life that is normal and acceptable wont end when the Niggers enter Norway. As for the Muslim Scum, the Koran encourages rape.

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  • u know potatos came from america right?

    

  • @cverhoog Try harder troll.

  • @promeusnightfall no its true Europe didn;t have potatos until the Spanish discovered the new world. Here is a link for proof wwwdothistory-magazinedotdotco­m/potatodothtml

  • I want to go there....

  • @kentuckytime22 I did

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  • Planet Eart looks like a nice place and alot like Earth! :O

  • sounds nice

  • NORGE, FUCK YEAH.

  • THIS... IS... NORWAY!!

  • 73% One night stands! Screw Florida, I'm hopping on a plane to Norway for spring break!

  • @LPSwimmer2011

    Don't forgett warm clohes

  • @kissa02 You know, I was thinking; maybe that's why the percentage is so high. It's so cold up there, so they've gotta...you know...keep each other warm.

  • Norway seems pretty cool, I'm sold.

  • I feel as thought someone needs to do this for ever country on earth. would make geography a lot more fun

  • Ahahah! I would say this is quite accurate! And BTW you Swedes fucked up real bad! You gave the Norwegians all the Oil while thinking you are giving them the uneven, shitty land. Your fuck up classifies as the WORST fuck up EVARRRR!

  • @raicho20 stupid statement, we would have taken back our country anyways, swedes can't stop the almigthy norwegian vikings! Our nation was founded way before Sweden anyways,

  • Denmark is still better XD

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  • @martinthomsen2009 Jeg må si meg enig. Men jeg er skandinavisk nasjonalist, så jeg liker forsåvidt alle land like mye.

  • Something sounds destinctly un-norwegian about the accent..

    Or maybe that's just me as a dane being used to danish accents.

    ÆØÅ Didn't quite sound right to me..

  • Argh, suckers. You didn't invent oil. You got our foreign minister drunk.

    ಠ_ಠ

  • Great!

    Now I'm ready to go to the capital of Sweden :D

  • This is awesome!

    Greetings from fellow vikings (Denmark)! :D

  • The cycle continues until Norway Takes over the world. Muahahahahah

  • @RacerX5034

    We could never take over the world! Our politicans are way to stupid ;) And the rest off the world does not sitt on a HUGE oil bubble :P Making our current politics unsustainable.

  • YEEEAAAH, norwegian styleee<33

    proud to be NORSK<333

  • This seems very accurate !

  • I learned so much.

  • lol

  • Roflcopter

  • I love being Norwegian xD

  • wow... not to be intolerant but you guys (norwegians) "INVENTED" oil??.... LMAO... what a retards

  • @IncuManiac696 He said a lot of crap.. That's why it's funny, moron.

  • @IncuManiac696 I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a joke.

  • @IncuManiac696 all jokes. also "what a retards" doesn't make sense.

  • @IncuManiac696 hahaa and what a retard YOU are for not getting the joke...

  • so awesome

  • Norway stopped the nazis from building the A-Bomb. That makes them ok in my book even though they kept invading UK before we got our shit together after the Romans left.

  • Grilled cheese in Norway? You are terribly wrong, we eat frozen cheese. Grilled cheese would be impossible when its so fucking cold everywhere.

  • Man you Norwegians got the most original traditions. Hot dogs, grilled cheeses, potatoes, skiing... it's like you're from a different planet.

  • @AlejandroRoggio Yeah..skiing actually originated in Norway.

    Besides that, good point :P

  • @Sindre1 The ancestors of the Sami people (Finland, Norway, Kola Peninsula, most of Northern Europe, etc.) originated skiing. Skiing is hardly considered native from Norway. Everyone skis!

  • Plain and simply hilarious

  • norway... you're doing it right

  • "Ja vi elsker dette landet..."

  • ASKELADDEN har vært mitt største mareritt siden barnehagen...!!

  • This is the funniest thing. I love Norwegians.

  • I could wish Norwegians were more sophisticated... Like the population of their neighbour countries. Their schools are good, but the school system itself is probably the worst in Europe.

  • The guy speaking is Peter Solberg:D

  • @espenlode hahahaha! GOOD ONE !