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  • Sit still!

    And it was a waste of 1.04 of my life :>(

  • dumb cunt

  • Absolutely brilliant - "against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand". Frighteningly, I have classmates who are actually feel the way that "Chelsey" is parodying.

  • AIRHEAD

  • All right, we have seen your "valleygirl airhead" impression. Let's see your "supressed religious nutcake" striptease. Take it off !!!

  • I'm in the shitty part of YouTube again... hmmm

  • Too much coffee, baby, puff some weed an' chill.

    Peace

  • Like, you're so totally hot with a banana in your mouth.

  • ....you all realise she's taking the piss, right? i mean, she's still not funny...

  • ...she's like a bobblehead...

  • ...Sorry, but Canada is not in Alaska, it is adjacent to it.

  • if i took enough time i could convince her the world has the shape of a banana.

  • omg, honey, you need to go into comedy. this was great

  • Pretty = Funny.

  • The dislikes have it: 3 - 1

    YouTube community sucks

  • This is clearly a joke, but it's not a funny one. You aren't funny and you are trying too hard.

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  • Bebo? What the hell?

  • Satire perhaps, but sadly people like this really do exist, and it wouldn't be too hard to imagine that she's for real.

  • @jformaldehydem I think it's trying to be satire, but it just comes across as a bland observation of that kind of vlogger. Which is ironic because that makes it just as bad as the subject she's commenting on. Unless it's real... if that's the case; well, may God have mercy on our souls...

  • I can't believe how many people still take this seriously!! Get the joke people!!

  • Fantastic satire plus you're sooo cute. 10 out of 10. I think this will go way over the heads of most viewrs, though.

  • YYYYYYYYYYYYAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    

  • Wow it took me 5 seconds to click mute... stop acting like someone else and be yourself.

  • you're kidding, right?

  • Another child left behind...

  • I think this went way over some peoples heads.

  • the reason you get so many dislikes is because Americans are such blabbering morons, people will think you're seriously pro-Palin...

    Can't blame them.

    just the other day RICK SANTORUM said he's gonna get the Gay Vote in Iowa ! ! !

    Still crazy ... after all these years.

  • @BrianPratpick It is sad if ANYONE thought this was serious. Unless you meant that she was trying to be funny.

    Need to get rid of the valley talk.

  • very funny. I'm worried that a lot of the comments below may not be ironic!!

  • NOW I can see why Palin got elected

  • The kind of brainless shit displayed herein - unless it's an act, which I don't think it is - explains why Sarah Palin fits in so well with American society. Around 1% of 1% of the population could be regarded as being politically aware; and of that percentage, around half are Republicans. Almost everyone else is either - like this - deranged and proud of it, or willing to shilly-shally between parties on the grounds of a televised debate. God im glad I don't live there.

  • lol, funny lass! I didn't think americans understood Irony, my dear I stand corrected

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • She's very pretty, I turned the sound off and spank my monkey a little.

  • LOL'D at her entire body movement.

  • Do porn please.

  • atleast she's in the kitchen..

  • @alextehwiz AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA I LAUGHED SO BAD!

  • @alextehwiz YOU SIR~ just won 500+ internets and a sandwich from a girl of your choice xD

  • I find this strangely addictive, I think you should be on tv :)

  • I'd wish to complain in the hardest possible terms about this video!

    Many of my friends are of brunette haircolor and not even 20% of them are as silly as this person i had to watch for 1 minute because I'm naturally fascinated of mentally degenerated human beings. Also, i know ma´ny canadians, and i can say that far as i know 100% of all canadians are not from alaska.

    Yours sincerly

    The Lumberjack

  • Can I go a shit on your face

  • If she was being serious it means that there is someone who is even more stupid than Sarah Palin !

  • she opened her mouth, I muted the sound. Stop making videos, start making sandwiches

  • Not that funny, but she is quite hot

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  • Wow... I thought these stereotypical american girls only existed in bad hollywood highschool flicks and fake scripted mtv 'reality' shows...

  • @BakjeLeip She;s being facetious

  • You are so hot, damn if i could get those pretty lips around my juicy cock, it would not take too long!

  • you're funny :P

  • i've knowing you since 1:04 but i can tell i hate you with all my heart :l

  • Why the fuck isn't she silent and in the kitchen?!?!?!!!

  • @wolfie83 ....... well .... erm... she actually IS in the kitchen, if you would try to notice the background.

  • Wel... wont get that 1 minute and 4seconds back for my life

  • good material! Terrible delivery.  Thanx, though.

  • Quite a thunderously bad attempt at satire there. Better luck next time...

    Presumably in 2012.

  • please kill your self, and dont give up your day job

  • if you turned the sound off, and took your shirt off, you would get far more "likes" on this

  • @wotmot223 Sexist much?

  • @yurismir1 normaly no, in this case, with this video, yes.

  • @wotmot223 So yes. At least you're honest

  • @wotmot223 Normaly no, in her case, with this video, yes.

  • Potato salad is a perfect qualification.

  • nice eyes

  • @Bobwrat: I advise your immediate retirement from the advice business.

  • Chelsey contemplates the U.S election; nobody cares.

  • i find this in very bad taste :)

  • Man tat is 36 seconds I will never get back. I wish I had spent it studying the migration patterns of sea trout ij

  • Prime example of apple pie american

  • sorry but the only thing worse than this is the thought of Sarah Palin being the president. i think that's how the terrorists plan to bring s down...

  • sorry, but this is just not funny.....

  • look i lived in california for a few years. you have to LIVE there to get the bitchy valley girl accent right, you can't just copy media bs

  • Heh, if you're gonna jump on a bandwagon, the least you could do is be actually funny.

    That was waaaay dry! Maybe you should consider staying out of both politics AND comedy, yes?

    And BTW, what's with "John Cleese" in your title? ??? Whatever! Maybe you should just leave the comedy to him, eh? hehehe

  • So what if she only has the IQ of a haddock?

  • Alaska is a continent where it gets very hot, have you not heard of 'baked Alaska' ?

  • how is this a response to john cleese?

  • @TRSemmens Yeah, I'm wondering the same! I think it's just because that dumb lady lied when she made up that title for her dumb, not-funny video. But that's what Liberals do! Especially when they're women! No, wait...they're ALL women LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL hehehehe

  • If you talked normally and sensibly you'd be less irritating.

  • Its shitty satire.

  • Chelsey take your finger out of the light socket talking fast wont help with the audition

  • I advise your immediate retirement from the field of comedy.

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  • I agree with you because you"re hot. Kiss me before I start using my brain.

  • Good job your good looking luv

  • i love you

  • as a faithful canadian, i will send all of our nations polar bears to eat you and cleanse the world of stupidity

  • Please, for the sake of all humanity, let this be satire...

  • Fake and gay

  • You need to work on your trolling skills, woman! But I see some potential in you, so keep practicing! Along the lines of Limp Bizkit: Keep on trollin', baby!

  • PLEASE DONT USE JOHN CLEESESESS NAME(S) IN WAIN EVER AGAIN...OR IN YOUR VIDEOS.....

  • not sure if trolling or just stupid

  • The problem with this video is, that a lot of europeans thinks that there are a lot of Chelsey's in the US. It may be satire - but its not really funny.

  • dude wat

  • @TheRapelover1

    Wow....get back to worl of warcraft!!!! Cumrag!!

  • Yeah, I don't care if this is satire. It fucking blows! And you American girls sounds so fucking dumb! Not only do you look dumber than a bag of hammers but that voice....GOD!! You've all got that same voice!! It makes me want to hurt somebody!!! Shut your face you dumb cunt!!!

  • @actlloyd are u from canada or britain?

  • She's funny. She has great mannerisms and speech patterns for satirizing Palin supporters. The writing is unfocused and kinda goofy but what what do you expect from an amatuer youtube video? I'm gunna check out bebo.com/chelsey-omg. If i don't get the laughs I expect, I'll still be able to jerk off without visiting youporn, because that girl is fucking gorgeous.

  • satire or not, I want to punch her in the face!!!!!

  • If you're trying to be funny, you're not. If you're being serious, then I could I interest you in a slightly used parrot? Norwegian blue... beautiful plumage.

  • your fit!!!

  • Dumb bitch is dumb.

  • @divinedido Only dumb one here is you, for actually thinking this is real...

  • 1) Alaska is a state

    2) Retrospective is funny

    3) Your bitchy face isn't worthy of even saying "Canada or Canadian"

    4) I hate bitches.

  • the real irony of this is that the people who think this is serious are as dumb as shara palin

  • would fuck her though

  • one of those typical stupid americans...

  • @EliphasInheritor, There's dumb hoes everywhere, don't single out America.....

  • "supposed" to be funny...

  • Brilliant

  • ...

  • I can't tell if she joking or not

  • Somebody more stupid than Palin,call the Guiness book of records.

  • moooo moooooo mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo xD

  • erm.. I assumed that speed was illegal in your country madam.... But you're lovely.

  • Someone put something in this chick's mouth. Stat.

  • Guys I'm pretty sure she's just trolling. Calm down.

  • the stink of festering ego is appalling

  • All this bitch might be good for is sex. Maybe. I wouldn't trust her with making my sandwiches.

  • She will probably reproduce witch is a worrying though, John Cleese would say.

  • Ok, I realize this is a character, and you do it well. Perhaps too well, which is why people find you annoying (I'm indifferent). A friend of mine once said that the problem with Dana Carvey is that his impressions were so close to reality, that the humor gets lost. From the reactions on this video, perhaps that is what you are getting, which can be perceived as either good or bad. I say keep it up.

  • you are fucking handycapped...get a life, and a brain

  • i think you should consider an american citzenship because you ingnorance levels are that of a American. Not to mention yea alska is a big place but there's hardly and people there

  • lol ur hawt xD

  • I hate how a girl that is somewhat attractive thinks she can put videos on the internet and can lots of views because she is "talented."

  • Oh what the fuck just happened in this world 

  • This. is. called. satire.....

  • @MatthewLedZepfan more like "this is called satire?"

  • @ohthehumanity612 I was being a smartass

  • @MatthewLedZepfan i was trying too

  • @ohthehumanity612 Then good job! haha

  • Um, well if you were making a serious point you FAILED, if you were trying to be funny you again FAILED.

  • DUMBFUCK CHICK

  • I'm either in the presence of comedic genius or a danger to civilisation. Will have to look at other videos to form an opinion---- so I guess the video serves it's purpose in an advertising sense. RIght?

  • HAHA, this is hilarious!

  • The only thing more painfully stupid then what all of you idiots think you're watching... is that so many of you are too stupid to recognize good satire when you see it.

  • Someone kick me in the nads! I need something to forget the pain I'm feelin from sittin through this... I don't even have a word to describe it!

  • You insult brunettes every where -.- ....

  • so dumb i just had to laugh. like OMG good job

  • She reminds me of Jillian off family guy.

  • are you acting that freaking stupid on purpose?

  • You are the type of person terrorists should bomb...like.

  • Blow me, please.

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  • Sarah Palin represents the republican's belief of a what a woman should be-stupid and easy to look at, with a folksy, 1940's housewife charm. How this isnt insanely obvious is beyond me. All I can say is that the people who cant see it either wont admit it honestly to themselves or have accepted it as the social norm by their own family life and narrow experiences.

  • Sarahs sister.

  • The slowest Canadian that we have in this country is smarter than you

  • The two main criticisms of Sarah Palin also apply to Obama, inexperienced and no one had heard of them.

  • HANDICAP

  • What is this I dont even..

  • oh. my. god. this is so stupid.

  • This video requires another Cleese's quote (an old one this time) for this girl...

    "WHAT A WASTE OF HUMAN LIFE!"

  • Such people should have their "rights" on internet accessibility revoked. America has so much potential to be a great country, but then you have people like this online who grow up to become even more unqualified (ie: Sarah Palin)

  • oh. dear. god

  • Yeah, I personally suspect this isn't serious. There's just too much obvious foolishness for this to be anything but satire.

    Then again, I'm Canadian, so I'm not accustomed to the overwhelming stupidity of the southern half of the USA

  • not funny

  • Ha!

  • This is just pathetically not funny.

  • you're hot and stupid. will you marry me?

  • Freaky psychotherapy video with a lot of white noise .. I need an aspirin

  • You're too pretty to need to be funny.

  • I approve this message. It's satire you utter twits.

  • @theseus32

    Satire is presented in a much more "elegant" way. This is not satire.

  • terrible......

  • You are acting pretty bad hunny. I feel the irony in it and you are a cute girl but...just please don't try to be funny.

  • You sucked way too much dick, it's damaged your brain. If you had any in the first place.

  • People that say you are funny are either trying to spare your feelings or get in your pants. Its as simple as that.

  • what's the point of your continued existence?