Bo Selecta - Chamone - Billie Jean 'Lighty Square Man'

[Stoy123]

but you gonna get a sparkly sock in yo' muther fuckin' ass, and thats gonna cut you up!

[hsadeh]

go fuck yourself you ugly fuck with your dumb video

[MJFan1724]

get the chicken on

[Jordan25th]

ARE YOU RAY MAN NOT RAIN MAN! Ray man plays with energy durrr

[18mcilroy]

Mother fucker this twice this happen, are you rain man haha

[beardedcollie39]

GET THE CHICKEN AWWWN

[Tinkerbell18587]

get the chicken on??? lol

[ZelatorUK]

She was on Ketamine, or dr green, she got the biggest clit I seen, I said im having some fun, get the chicken, get the chicken, get the chicken on!!!

Fucking random jokes lol ^^

[Superhands89]

OW! OWWWWW!! OWWWWWWWWWW!!!

[grantosjones]

ARE YOU RAINMAN?

[Albanachid]

Bitch!

[MJFan1724]

press 4

[1985SJW]

i watched this on dvd last night and oh my days i was laughing all the way through it lol.

[MegaCoolkid21]

Chamone cut the scene.Who be the lighty square man?Who be the lighty square is that the right termonology?The llliiiggghhhtttyyy sssqqquuuaaarrreee mmmaaannn?Who's the lighty square man.BITCH you be the lighty square man?When I step on the lighty square it gotta light up your trashing the scene chamone.MOTHERFUCKER this is twice the temper are you rain man?What the fucks going down?YOU a nice guy but you gonna get a beatdown on your motherfuckin ass and thats going to cut you up.

[crazyeye5]

@MegaCoolkid21 realy have to quate it all? haha

[MegaCoolkid21]

lol love when he says oooooowwwww ooooowwwww ooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww

[jkborg]

@sammyTKD1 ...Are you the Lighty Square man???..Are you Rain man..??..what the Fuck chamone ...aaawww...awwwwwwwwww.....aw­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..!! funny as fuck..shame a lot of dumb yanks don't see the funny side of all this..Keith Lemon is a legend..;) ;)

[Eck2104]

far to funny

[lukewarmadam]

if you hold down 3 it looks like hes trying to fly hahaha

[blackcat89]

love the fact i typed in lighty sqaure in youtube

[WWEkidzmania]

when da vid plays, hold the number keys down lol

[geoclph]

Rewind the video and press 8 on your keyboard, hilarious!

[funkycoldm3dina]

I am positively sure that behind the scenes i.e. 59seconds this is how michael would be ripping into his mo-foes!!

[tracytcb111111111111]

this ok but the oprah was a lot funnier

[drunkenpinoydwarf53]

haha this is pretty funny!

[manix1234]

Are You Rain Man , What The Fuck Is Going Down..

ha

[alternatereality85]

Get the chicken, get the chicken, get the chicken on!

[xHeadShotz]

ace !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Homerthestonerable]

Funniest chamone clip ever! 'who be da lity square man-YOU BITCH!'

[camfroghoofy]

M.J gonna get a smoke break , thats right ow Ow OWWWWWWWWWWWW

[abisivepoo]

'she had the biggest clit i ever seen'!

[KaOsIAsSaSiN]

does anyone know wtf he's singing? :L

[abisivepoo]

@KaOsIAsSaSiN not really but when he starts shoutin at the guy he sounds like eddie murphy wen he did standup.

[JDizzler79]

Get the Chicken..Get the Chicken..Get the Chicken on!!!!!

[mozzer747]

four people say dis-i-like XD

[timmya4000]

best bit for me is the random little hehe at 0:20. cracks me up everytime

[pghennigan]

Quality

[englishcheddar]

WHEN I STEP ON THE LIGHTY SQUARE THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOTTA LIGHT UP!

What are you? Rain man?

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[fizzy291]

i love 0:58

[Kezza1919]

Whos The lighty Square Man? LOL!!!

[dowling1981]

@Kezza1919 Ian Beale and his portention?

[hellriser3031]

is it me or does it sound like he's sayin "get the chickin" in a scouse accent haha , i know he aint sayin it but thats what it sounds like =]

[diydisater250667]

how the fuck does the lighting man not laugh

[InsTRumentaLissst]

LOOOOOOL "CHAMONE! CUT THE SCENE!..WHO BE THE LIGHTY SUQARE MAN"

[shaheen408]

Brilliant!! How does he get away with it?

[tomuss94]

Thumbs up if you have just watched this because of Leigh Francis himself on twitter.

[GOTHICmetalperson156]

get the jacket,

get the jacket,

get the jacket,

get the jacket on 0:10

[MrArtiny]

get tuh jacket, get tuh jacket, get tuh jacket ooon

[haasie187]

Are you Rainman?!

[TheBjamse]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[shmerginator]

Couldn't this also be seen as a piss take of Christian Bale going nuts on the light guy?

[Th3hntd]

Get the chicken, Get the chicken, Get the chicken on!

[jemima666]

Who be the lighty square man? Bitch...!! you be the lighty square man!! haha!!

[wcmaster776]

funniest shit ever!!! i love bo selecta

[MrAndyboots1]

funny shit :)

[ChainedCrown]

OMG I watched this before school today and I was still pissing my pants at the end of the day loooool

[atsglo]

chamone this a mother f""""""k good clip

[manukickars]

BITCH you be the lighty square man?

[matrixspawn2009]

i don,t know leigh francis but i think he has no disrespect for mj

its funny

chamone

[kozzi27]

brilliant but taken big time from eddie murphy

watch his stand up dvd delerious and youll see the part where he is acing his dad drunk at barbecue. he "Lilliaaaaaaan" bit. Voice is exact same.

[moonwalkn1]

wow.....really?! that is a stretch. goonie-goo-goo.

[nabz103]

Motherfucka this is twice this has happened, what the fucks goin down... you a nice guy but you gonna get a sparkly sock in your motherfuckin ass and thats gonna cut you up

[englishcheddar]

@nabz103 haha that bit cracks me up

[aimee9080]

come on it is not funny making fun of him when he is dead but this is sooooooooooooooooooo funny

[vadershelmet]

Come on guys, I like Michael Jackson but this is funny as fuck. It was made way before he died.

[biglloyd001]

@vadershelmet It wasnt actually, this episode was 'chamone mofo selecta' which was made after he died as a tribute and to end Leigh Francis' chapter of being MJ. Although he was doing this character from 2002.

[sabbathbloody1973]

MJ's gonna get his milk break. Ow! That's true indeed! Ow! Y'all know that!

[englishguy2005]

"ARE YOU RAIN MAN?"

[oggie1873]

AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDylan1234]

funny but please never make a fuel of mj again cuz i love hom so much and i hate people that do that

[abbott567]

i believe the whole show was made with light hearted humor... i dont think it was ever intended to be an actual imitation of michael jackson...

its just a fictional character who is so far from the truth people dont even associate it with disrespect usually...

[barryhatch1]

@abbott567 this shit is funny as fuck

[uroriginallova]

@abbott567 exactly. i dont find it disrespectful at all its actually very funny to me and i think mj would be having a ball with this!!

"When i step on the lighted square that mutha fucka gotta light up!!!" to funnny!

[SVWillmer]

@abbott567

His reply got removed because it got too many negative votes, I know this comedy is in light humour of MJ in Bo Selecta, I'm awlays saying HEE HEE! But he was not aware of the good intention behind this parody of MJ and as such people should not have voted against him because of his views, he didn't know, but you should have known nbetter and know this.

[Fulmarmusic]

@abbott567 shit, I was sat here thinking MJ was in fact a mad, crazy, ma'ad son of a bitch... owwW!

[porn1978]

@TheDylan1234 ..stfup..mj SUCKED

[lennox679]

@TheDylan1234  this clip is one of many of mj, noones making a fool of him there is only oneway to take this clip and thats with the light hearted humour it was made in. So stop complaining mother fucker.

[noobrider100]

@TheDylan1234 ROFL fuck off sad twat

[SP3NDL0V3]

''who be the lighty square man? BITCH you be the lighty square man!!'' haha funny as

[LordArsehat]

Lol! "This is twice the tempo!! are you rain man!!?!" funny as fuck!!!

[ellnic]

it say "motherfucker this is twice this happen" not tempo lmfaoo

atleast u made me laugh

[LordArsehat]

Lol! yeah but my re-write hits the spot! :)

[ellnic]

lol yeah

[dim432]

1:00, good its not bad for Roman ketting

[007hor]

Who is Roman Ketting?

[dim432]

you know the singer from boyzone

[liekhug]

BITCH

[36Rza]

Get the chicken, get the chicken, get the chicken onn (get the chicken onnn)

[james947084]

who be the lighty square man

[StevenSeagalPunisher]

Fuckin' awesome!

[seanpaul246810]

0:31 hahahah "Bitch!!, are you the lighty square man?"

[0xronx0]

what a laugh

[joyman07]

0.11 funny az hell get the chicken lol

[vadershelmet]

I still can't believe how funny this is. When he storms off and the jacket lights the square!

[Wrxrtd]

Are you rain man! hahahahahahaa

[sayem2009]

fuk u all hu dis MJ.

[dobsonator]

you gonna get a sparkly sock in ur ass n that shits gonna cut u up!

lol hahaha

[MrNakamura10]

hahahahahahhahahahahhhhahahaha­haha OMG this is so fucking funny!!!

[Ashleyo84]

wat a fucking crease

get the chicken onnnn

1:00 - funny as out!

[blondechick95xxx]

BITCH!!!! you be the lighty square man!!! XD

Xx

[beanflickers1873]

brilliant!

[mbeat28]

teddy bear or dr green? dunno!!!

[MegaMysteryboy]

when i step on the square it posed to light up

looooooooooooooooooooooooool!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phantommagician1993]

Well funny lol

i fucking love it

what does he say before

biggest clit iv ever seen

[abbott567]

i duno i cant work it out...

'she was more like a "something" on Dr Green'

[craigulator22]

@abbott567 It's

"she was more like a caramel or darker green. She had the biggest clit I ever seen, said I'm having some fun!!! Get the chicken, get the chicken, get the chicken on!"

[flowerprincess5894]

" your a nice guy, but your gonna get a sparkli sock in your muthaf*kin ass and thats gonna cutt you up. cha'mone when i step on it it come on like this,, OWW!!" QUALITY!!!!<3

[gogoyoghurt123]

get the chicken onnnn..

lmao this is sooo funny

[eggers909]

she had the biggest clit I seen. What does he say before this? bugging me

[dirkwears]

She was more lika Chinaman or a Dancing Queen...

[Divvydellie]

"get the chicken get the chicken get the chicken onnnn" hhahahaha

[thomasobrien18]

who the lighty square man

is that the right terminology

[TERMINATORX4444]

Who be the Lighty square man!?

Is that the Right Terminoli-jay!?

Lighty square man!

Bitch u be the lighty square man! lol

[reddevil10715]

lol

MJ GOING FOR A MILKSHAKE

hey watta bout the scene

EH EEEH EEEEEEH

lmao

[abbott567]

does he not say 'MJ gotta get a smoke break?'

[sparesimmaculate]

MJ gotta get his milk break?

[Eskimo50]

@abbott567 Milk break.

[jacko1114]

I love it when he throws down his jacket and the square lights up!

[5xxEmmyEmxx]

Hu be the lighty square man whu be the lighty square man BITCH uu be the lighty sqare. Mj goin 4 a milkshake EH EH EHHHHHHH! :p HHAHAHAHA

[Dillydream07]

do you be the lighty square man...bitch!

hahah is bo selecta ever gonna come back on tv again I miss it!

[Lassoon]

So funny. I'd loved the whole programme.

*5 stars*

[kulashaker0]

Possibly the funniest thing I have seen for ages... That's right, you know it's true!!!

[BCocker87]

is that the right terminology?

"the lighty square man"!

sheer class

best bo' selecta scene EVER!!!!

[ellnic]

she had the biggest clit i seen

then i had me some fun

Get the chicken, get the chicken

Get the chicken on

lmfaooo

[dirkwears]

'are you rain man?'...ha ha fucking funny man...

[mrsszmanda07]

is it just me or does he say "get the chicken on..get the chicken..Get thaaah check-ennn onnnnnnnn"

[abbott567]

haha yes he does say get the chicken on

[NiceGuyJosh1]

what does he say after he says '...you a nice guy'?

[abbott567]

you a nice guy... but you gonna get a sparkly sock in your mother fuckin ass, and that gonna cut u up!

[NiceGuyJosh1]

lol, thanks mate

[NathanVernon]

lmao

[67PLAST]

So funny

[OhhMiGodz]

lmao i was PMSLMAO on this bit XD

[HalfDaMan]

Love it its soo funny