Nostalgia Critic - Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows (Part 1)

[EliShimanski]

Blair Witch 2 wasen't scary or evin creepy like The Blair Witch. Mabey I'm just rambling, but the first movie rased the bar for what a cheep found footage movue could pull off.

[EliShimanski]

Blair Witch was such a great movie and diden't need a sequel and really not like this one. This movie is horrible. The whole reason that blair witch was scary was because it was three kids going in to a woods and we could relate to that.This movie on the other hand stomps on all that blair witch had going for it.I think Blair Witch 2 might have been plausible if it would have been something like the public finding the tapes and reacting to them.This kind of did that but looked over the idea

[Toadsanime]

Making a film where you dislike eeeeeevery character is a really, really bad move. Nobody will give a shit what happens to them.

[bassmaster912]

we started it before you.

where is that joke from?

[DrTheKay]

I remeber watching this and thinking "just wtf did this have to do with the first movie??"

[NEO117]

But but but... I like this movie. D: *crai*

[couldntcomeupnuthin]

What no burn notice jokes?

[Baron4827]

Guys i just want to say, thanks for all the rereplies. I didn't think anyone would really care since there are not alot of people like me(especialy were i live.)

[HDEaly]

Micheal Weston! ... What? Am I the only one who watches Burn Notice?

[MsTinkerbelle87]

omg he should do the last exorcism it sucked!!!

[panzertiger2000]

When they pulled out the weed I was convinced that Jason was gona come chargin outta the woods with his machete :)

[RootBeer7778]

And for 2.00 a minute I can tell you more

[Cactusman129]

i hope she does EAT SHIT AND DIE. seriously, did anyone else notice how poorly she described herself?

[LittleBeatifulBrooke]

and of course there other partner scooby doo.lol scooby doopy doo!

[mitchel14971]

this movie looks like shit but at 8:29 is that system of a down in the background?

[Katetanic]

This was released on my Birthday and it was one of the best birthday gifts I have ever received!

[Biogamer781]

If you like this movie than the other please kill you self or better yet visit the Blair witch

[cutelilldeadgirl]

am i the only one who liked this movie more then the first one?

[TheDarkNeonHero]

and now they're attempting to do a shaky cam genre of a superhuman story with Chronicle!

[lightningandcloud]

hey its donovan from burn notice wow he was in this shit fest

[Alificity]

I honestly thought the first Blair Witch was retarded, but this is just a total fuckup

[666Marius666S]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh it has jeffrey donovan , it has to be awesome ;D na just kidding i like jeffrey donovan , but this movie really is crap

[TLSoulDude]

I personally think that this movie is trying to seel itself off to solely the stereotypical goth audience. I also think that it tried so hard that it wound up alienating all other audiences as well as the demographic it was aimed for.

No offense to any goths who might read this, it's just an observation I had.

[pm41224]

What's the song at the beginning?

[ThomasShatter]

@pm41224 Theme from "X-Files"

[RyanStileswliia]

If only Tommy Wiseau was here to save this movie...

"Oh HI Wiccan. Anyway how's your sex life?"

[shteeeeeven12345]

5 people aren't done YELLING AT RANDOM!

[gutairdude1]

at 7:18 do you guys notice the flash or is it me

[Scotttjt]

I would make a joke about the 5 dislikers, but I'm still crying in the corner with blood shooting out my ears. T_T

[pouncivalfan1321]

Love the South park scenes!

[danschaoticmind]

"Increasingly hating the company you've surrounded yourself with"

God, I get this feeling every time I volunteer to take time out of mountain climbing and shit to DD the drunken idiots on base...

[zakashin]

You know what... I actually kind of liked this movie. Yeah its annoying that pretty much nothing is explained, but otherwise I found the movie to be pretty scary.

[tricksterhuaun]

The goth one is pretentious?

No news there.

[Leatherbubba]

I always thought the goth chick in this movie was super hot.

[maiwork6666666]

Pshhh that's nothing, my bully used to superheat my homework and then spew it from an active volcano.

[hj7397]

If The Blair Witch is a good witch, then why did she slaughter all those children and Josh from the original?

[Jman92854]

@hj7397 That's how they greet people in the woods, and the guests are having so much fun, they never wanna leave. Never ever ever! :D

But in all seriousness, it makes no sense, and god knows, they didn't even TRY. But I think that the "Wiccan" in their group was lying, because she personally didn't believe the Blair Witch was evil.

[Blaaz101]

2:53

Shameless Self Plug. Funny though.

[hattrickster33]

They'd have been better off giving ALL the money in the budget for THIS to the guys from the original and letting THEM do the sequel...

[Reynintendo]

Blair Wiseau 2: Room of Shadows

[hattrickster33]

@Reynintendo I would actually pay 2 go see that lol

[Reynintendo]

@hattrickster33 me too, and I also like to watch: The Wiseauxorcist Wiseaw Wiseauscream Nightmare on Wiseau Street Roomraiser The Texas Chainwiseay Massacre Frankentommy The Wiseau Centipede Alien vs Predator vs Tommy Wiseau ...

[hattrickster33]

@Reynintendo Yea so anyway, how's your sex life?

[Reynintendo]

@hattrickster33 i can't talk right now.

why @reynintendo why please talk to me please!!!!!

[hattrickster33]

@Reynintendo you are tearing me apart!

[Kinky20]

@Reynintendo i actually spit my drink out laughing when i read this hahahahaha nice one!!!

[hiphoponeworld]

@Reynintendo Hahaha LMAO

[TheSkully343]

@Reynintendo wiseau witch 2 hows your sex life

[Reynintendo]

@TheSkully343 I prefer the videogame:

''The Legend of Lisa II: The adventures of Tommy''

[EvilAshPursuivant]

aren't the creators of the original Blair Witch Project making a sequel to the first one of their own?

[LucylovesKohta]

I nearly choked on my drink when one of the goth kids from South Park popped onto the screen.

[Dracoblackstripe91]

WHY IS THE WICCAN BEING A DUMBASS?

[GatekeeperAidan]

Jeffery Donovan, what the fuck are you doing here? You may not be a GREAT actor, but you're better than this bullshit!

[fighterSC1]

Damn it Michael Westen, you get drunk/high around a camp fire? And you wonder why you got burned?

[BloodMoonEclipse]

@fighterSC1 Lol, my thoughts exactly :D

[menslady125]

Sheesh, this movie jumps around more than a Mexican jumping bean on a grasshopper on a jackrabbit on a pogo stick...if not more!

[NodDisciple1]

9:55 I know that feel bro. X_x

[NodDisciple1]

N. C. has an awesome FBI Badge! XD

[darkwee009]

May someone please explain to me why the pregnant lady is smoking weed and drinking? I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that should NEVER be done when you're pregnant.

6:28 Good witch huh? So suppositly making some hermit to kidnap, torture, and murder innocent children is your defination of "good"?

[EatitHarvey]

Schindler's list Blair Witch 2

Rudolf the Red Nose Raindeer Blair Witch 2

American Pie Blair Witch 2

Godfather Blair Witch 2

Patton Blair Witch 2

Godzilla Blair Witch 2

Madagascar Blair Witch 2

Doug's First Movie Blair Witch 2

[adamibbo1]

Shitcasecinema allready did it

[MrDiablolord]

blair witch 2 shit film

[bowtiesarebrilliant]

In the beginning, I almost thought the NC was holding a sonic screwdriver. Dang. That would've been cool if he was.

[TFSONICFAN100]

Am I the only one who doesn't like the first Blair Witch movie?

Mike is a selfish moron; Josh is insane; Heather is annoyingly obssevive with the project; The ending is a cop-out; The build-up isn't scary and why couldn't we SEE the Blair Witch itself?

Most horror films (especially found footage ones) would show us the villain, but we never see it.

That is why I don't like the original film.

[NelsonStJames]

I'm curious, but I'm starting to get this vibe from a lot of movies about supposed young people, but it is beginning to occur to me that Hollywood screenwriters have no friggin' clue how young people actually act or talk when they get together.

(Just as I'm sure the writers of this schlock never met a real wiccen in their lives.)

[Baron4827]

The goth chick makes me embarrased to be a metalist...

[EGLchan]

@Baron4827 You have my sympathy.

[Baron4827]

@EGLchan Thanks

[Clubs4Metal]

@Baron4827 We all are :P...

[DoubleTommyRider]

@Baron4827

Gothic are metal???

Never saw rock out and rattle head goth.

[fiddlestyxify]

10:20 That is Jeffrey fucking Donovan from Burn Notice!!!! He looks awful with a douche-goat, but that's him!

[xeddyxo05]

5:09 HOLY SHIT! IT'S JADE FROM VICTORIOUS!!!!

HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE!!!

[speedsurfer123]

@xeddyxo05

i wanna do her too..

[sonofdark18]

@speedsurfer123 i already have. kindof..........

[Majorasword64]

in the first 5 minutes my brain exploded.

[sw333tzCB]

I don't know about you but I would bang the goth chick anyday

[crh2010]

hey its the "burn notice" guy!!!

[Applemask]

If you're six weeks from fucking dropping your baby, it shouldn't be a fucking mystery when people notice you're fucking pregnant. AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE TRUMPING THROUGH A FUCKING WOODLAND AFTER A FUCKING WITCH WITH A FUCKING BACKPACK ON YOUR FUCKING BACK. YOU SHOULD BE DOING FUCKING BREATHING EXERCISES OR FUCKING SOMETHING FUCK.

[justicegang]

@Applemask I think you need to doo breathing exercises right now man.

[humancasino]

uhm whos the blair witch?

[evilbeaver181]

Blair witch project is a shitty movie imo.

[ZeroJinKui]

@evilbeaver181 seriously... the movie couldnt keep my interest at all... there was nothing interesting in it.

i know young children who arent even scared by the movie, so god knows how so many adults were scared by it.

[TheWrongLefty]

This is a really harsh Wiccan/Pegan stereotype.

[Scatterss]

I must know what the intro song to this video is!

[poisenpotato123]

@Scatterss I think it's the x files theme 

[DanielWilliamClark]

@poisenpotato123 That is correct. The intro itself is even similar to the intro to the show.

[Scatterss]

@Scatterss Thanks :D

[FishlipsMalone]

1st Blair witch movie: Awesome, scary as fuck, loved it :) but the 2nd movie: it might as well be a MORTIFIED BAD 80's movie!

[EvilAshPursuivant]

i thought The Last Broadcast inspired the home video horror genre, as it came out BEFORE The Blair Witch Project

[ZombieRobber]

you miss spelled goth

[xchrisxmanxgx]

@ZombieRobber at what part of the review?

[BoBsPfhorever77]

Book of Shadows had a not-so-bad plot, but the acting was utter shit and just poorly done altogether. They could've done better.

[DarthBenadic]

Leno-It's un-af tha scariest felms of al time.

Conan & Company -I was terrified. Oh it scared me to death!

Ebert- 3 documentery film makers headed to the Black Forest Hills of Maryland.

Chester A. Bum- OOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREEEATEST MOVIEEE I'VE EVER SCEEENE IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

best part of the review!

[SuperGoldstar127]

11:20 South Park?

[EGLchan]

Excuse me; why is that nurse rom the '40s?

[AshXXMayftw]

And boy do I hate shaky camera movies. Seriously all the shaky camera movies I see either the person won't hold the fucking thing still to let me see what I'm suppose to see or the camera is all over the fucking universe. I didn't mind it so much in Cloverfield because at least they kept it still enough for me to see the monster. Other than that the shaky cam. doesn't make a movie scary it makes it almost impossible to see.

[GuppyOdyssey]

3:05 Incredibly subtle. Did not even notice that joke the first time I watched it.

[NY4Life]

3:46- Jeffrey Donovan: Thanking His Lucky Stars For  "Burn Notice"

[seanpatrickcain2]

Troll 2 Blair Witch 2? lol

[StupidWizardFilms]

4 detest Doug Walker's view on this movie

[JesterNil]

Remember that movie "Wrong Turn", with Eliza Dushku? Three sequels were made after it, none were in theaters. This one should've followed their example.

[KitsuneAdorable]

I'm not sure why I watched this a few years ago. The first movie was scary, this sequel was horrible.

[FadedFreedomBass]

hey it was in Maryland!! that is my home state :D and let me tell u youtubers some people from Maryland are nuts O_O lmao

[LegionIscariot]

I did not hide the tapes! It's not true! It's bullshit, I did not hid them! I did Not!... Oh, hi Mark.

[DntTlkAbtFightClub]

I'm really scared... help me

[pie122548]

fucking comformists

[Ferilgamer91]

@pie122548 The actors, the critic, or in general? One mst be specific when commenting on the conformists with their suits. They can just make their money and live within the system.....oh wow......did I just start to rant again. Sorry!

[tommyboy32709]

the 3 dislikes were the Blair Witch possessing the original's characters

[ToruKun1]

LMAO, I love the Wiccan girl's hair, but seriously SHE IS the Pagan equivalent of Jessie Spano. XD

[MessengerOfDreams]

"For 20 minutes, I thought the Blair Witch was the grass!" ~A Genius

[MrMMsuperstar]

Sweet the song at the beginning is a Marilyn Manson song, DISPOSABLE TEENS! :D Rock on!

[Anarchist86ed]

You know what's really bad? I actually am friends with one of the guys who made the first movie, and he agrees it sucked dick...

Seriously, I am...

And I know something the critic doesn't know that would really piss him off.

[RisingVictor]

@Anarchist86ed youre kidding, seriously?! nice. You shouldnt saay first movie, the crappy one had nothing to do with the first film. What would piss him off btw?

[Anarchist86ed]

@RisingVictor Seriously. And I legally can't say because not only did I promise, but because I made an NDA agreement back in 2008. And I've seen things I also have not been able to talk about for near 4 years because of Lionsgate films...

If I told you and it got out and lead back to me I could get sued. Literally and seriously.

Let's just say the critic makes a statement that is truer then he knows.............

[RisingVictor]

@Anarchist86ed I could just say you can trust me, but unfortunately we dont know each other. So I understand I wouldnt want you to get in trouble cuz of something like that. We though I have no idea who you are, I wouldnt want something like that happen to you. Afterall, you could be a potential good friend I have yet to meet...but now with what you said is mind bogglingly interesting. Can you atleast tell me what exactly the critic said that makes a statement thats truer than he knows?

[Anarchist86ed]

@RisingVictor Nope. Even though it's been almost 4 years, it's still an agreement. He was right about something and that's probably all I should say.

Keeping secrets suck.

[RisingVictor]

@Anarchist86ed Yes, Keeping secrets does suck. ok ok, is there atleast something I can find on imDb? Im not looking for an answer perse' but I just wanna know if its there.

[Anarchist86ed]

@RisingVictor No, but the answer is in this video.

[psychokinrazalon]

@Anarchist86ed 1:24-1:32? 1:50-1:55?

[rregre]

Queens of the Stone Age, System Of A Down, Marilyn Manson... The movie sucks, but the soundtrack is awesome.

[eastwing329]

@rregre Why of all films did SOAD allow their music on this shit?

[snackpeelskin]

LMAO at southpark references.

-Buche of conformists.

- Yeah !(all the others at the same time)

Southpark and nostalgia critic are the best

[thatsmahsodah]

I really wish they all die. -:(

[Arbinator117]

Wait...

Is that the main character from Burn Notice????

O______o

[Theaterman527]

@Arbinator117 yes.... he was in hitch too....

[thelupoistheman1]

As much as this movie blows balls, its always hot seeing Erica Leerhsen.

[perun1nj]

I've never seen such an unlikable group of protagonists in any work of fiction.

[OrcaSnackGarth]

"Cheech and Chong's Blair Witch Tour..." Yeah, because the actors were already high when they were forced to make a terrible movie with high budget based on a good movie with little to no budget. And I think 3 voters of this video were high when they voted.

[zaynett]

Best line in NC History...."Bitch, What Chu On!"

[buslagged]

People who STILL hate The Blair Witch Project annoy the fuck out of me.

[12yellowcab]

he should review the strangers

[doom7ish]

NOSTALGIA CRITIC TAKES THE X-FILES OPENING THAT'S AWESOME COOL BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE NOSTALGIA CHICK WITH YOU. 

[DENNISCOOLinROBLOX]

I think nostalgia critic should review final destination i know its not really "nostalgic" but its (in my opinion) a good movie. Then NC can bash The final destination (A.K.A FD4

[dumbassmoron]

cool theres room for this in the top comments.

[HYPNOGLANCE87]

yea this movie was so shitty that the nostalgia critic had to tear it apart and im so glad he did now i dont have to shredt it apart ^_^

[super17a]

The Frighteners so The Frighteners next

[KaristaSwiss]

6:15 classic You forced me to play this :-o

[GTAROCKS123451]

life is pain life is only pain

[redblueandgray]

10:03 wait..wait..wait. drowning doesn't cause someone to bleed.

[KISSarmyGuy]

@redblueandgray It was just a dream.

[davidho4]

His goth impression is really funny to me

[DarthHeath]

'Blair' 'Witch'

...am I the only one who thought of Soul Eater?

[brabrown30brabrown30]

@DarthHeath no otherwise I wouldn't be typing this

[ARS1989]

@DarthHeath nope i second that thought sir

"YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO"

[DuchessAliana]

LMAO the Bum at the beginning xD

[Marveljew]

They announced in 2009 that there are plans for "Blair Witch 3".

[thelupoistheman1]

@Marveljew,

GOD SAVE US!!!! WHEN WILL THOSE SHITHEADS IN HOLLYWOOD REALIZE THAT THESE HANDHELD HORROR FILMS ARE NOT FUCKING SCARY?!!!

[Sammy102093]

lol QOTSA music xD

[MegaGoodoldtimes]

Great intro

[Shadowluigi001]

Monster Madness and Nostalgia-Ween are both one of the best things on the internet.

[KISSarmyGuy]

I have to disagree with the Critic this time. I love BW2.

[AxelXGabriel]

@KISSarmyGuy What's to love? The badly written story? The horrible characters? The dozen plotholes? Please enlighten me.

[Sammy102093]

@AxelXGabriel im guessing its one of those "Its so bad, its funny." Kind of like The Room. ;p

[TranquilFury1993]

@KISSarmyGuy Ah, well, to each their own. Awesome you have an opinion. ^^

[coopernaderful]

i am ashamed to say i saw this version before i saw the original

[PKMN37]

What he says here sounds like the same problem with LOST and it's annoying flash-forward scenes. 11:29

[Elhamburgerjr]

so this why Michael Westen got burned

[fatjoe460]

The movie" Hellraiser: Hellseeker" succeeded in what this movie attempted to accomplish

[Goryparodies]

4:16 - The whole SAW series in a nutshell :3

[FlippedChik628]

Anyone know what the song is at 1:33?

[12yellowcab]

11:19djajajjawiegayajwijdiwgea­eut

[petedog8989]

@Pooky1991

So? Most films are fake, including the good ones. Look at The Walking Dead. It's a great horror series, and all fake.

[tenousha]

Daammiit what the hell is Michael Westen doing in this shitty flick?

[Pooky1991]

I originally liked the first one when I saw it at the drive-thru, but after awhile of thinking I realized it WAS a bad film, expecially when it was revealed all that shit was fake (I was 7 or 8). My mom suspected it from the beginning and never liked it.

[sonic10shadow]

whats with all the south park references? ??

[The38DODGE]

@sonic10shadow Because the wiccan chick is a goth and some of the characters in south park are goths, as for the sound clip of cartman singing, I have no idea what that's about.