its the same in my family, i grew up with grandparents who were really old school...why waste ur time and money with school? wat is an degree? go get a job an settle urself!...it hurts my heart to see how backwards they are!
LOL! POOR JEWELFEWEL ... women are smarter than men even before they go to school ... and speaking for myself ive been alone 12 years and i DON'T regret it one bit ... i dont need a man to make me who i am
One of my favorite quotes from this movie..."The man may be the head, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head any way she wants." SOOO true :) lol
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I'm detecting some serious feminism here. As a man, it is my duty to correct this error. Women think they can "control their men". This is absurd. If women don't do what men require (making us food, cleaning, etc.), then the man will leave you. Women don't want to be alone, so they fear this. The women always come crawling back to the men, no matter what the circumstances.
@jewelfewel you think because you're a man you're better, oh please dear wake up :) it's the men who need the woman do things for them not the way around
u think your smarter than me huh. what do u mean. i run the restaurant, i cook, i clean, i wash for u, i raise 3 kids and i teach Sunday school. u know luckier for me. i have u tie my shoes
Off goes Grandma to the assited-living facility, and a pleasant life of drugged complacency, and just for insurance, the occasional electroshock therapy(so she won't injure anyone in the dining room). ;])
@betts3985 : Well, if a man is "stiff-necked", a woman won't have the same ability to make him look at what SHE wants him to look at. In other words, he's his own man. ;])
@buzzclick500 well then i guess it's not a good thing....lol my brain's too tired to think. i'll check back to this comment later and see if it makes sense lol
@llopin100 Dude, you sound like a jealous pathetic Turk/Albanian who probably comes from NO culture. Varlados is as Greek as they come..and more succesful than you will ever be! lol
@de116925 Lol its totally out of sych with Western society, but trust me, if you've been raised a certain way by parents, they kinda just stay in that mindset whether youre 13 or 30.
this movie is really about the american dream. if you set your mind to it, you can be who you want, do what you want, marry who you want and be successful as a person =)
srhebel you said it wrong.
oh war to me.
kacarter1217 4 days ago
She is so cute in that whole travel agency scene.
Lopsided4now 5 days ago
LOL! ..."the woman turn the head!" Priceless! LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!
nodlon20 2 weeks ago
anybody know the name of the music playing from around 7:00 onward? I really like it
heyfuzzycub 3 weeks ago
@nturtoy0 I'm not Mexican, Filipino actually but I have to say bravo for your comment! =)
princesskaroke 1 month ago
"Tell me what to do, but don't tell me what do do!"
MsCamilleCarr 1 month ago
Did you LOSE THIS?
You found my mother AGAIN!
AsianBitchStyle 1 month ago 3
did anybody notice the nylon wrapped couch?:)))
MarieAntoinettexx 1 month ago
Toula is SO PRETTY!
runly1 1 month ago
"and now i have no time...WITH HIIIM" hahaha the way she enunciates cracks me up xD
xxladybug94 1 month ago
LOVE the music in this movie :)))
xxladybug94 1 month ago
Sounds like us Mexican woman ha ha... & I'll add
7. We now also take care of the finances
8. Raise children on our own
9. Work up to two jobs cause most of our men either aren't there or can't support a home
10.Have to look our best with $8 hr. our husbands earn or what little we have left
11. Serve these Latin men as if they were kings
12. & still have the energy to provide sex with efficiency
& this is why are going international ;) ha ha ....
nturtoy0 2 months ago 5
@nturtoy0 lmao yeah i met a Mexican in London married to an Englishman now i know why lol
justanotheriraqi 1 month ago in playlist More videos from dimanria
I think that's the best scene of the movie XD
kazufronkonsteen 2 months ago
what is the song at 2:23?
smittk3 2 months ago
can i work for you? '...........OF COURSE'
JordanShowMe 2 months ago
And I thought my life was boring I could always look at Toula now lol
Girlinthemirrorfan 2 months ago
3:53 I TOTALLY thought that said "Computer + Terrorism"
TheHouseOffice 2 months ago
"There are two kind of people in this world: Greek and people who wish they were Greek." ....I wish I was Greek..
RenounceSoulEater 2 months ago
1. She runs the restaraunt
2. She cooks
3. She cleans
4. She washes for him
5. And she raised 3 kids
6. AND she teaches Sunday School!
RpGfreak901 2 months ago 7
Uh... take this bag down to the bus depot...
mrsdeleonfire 2 months ago
@mrsdeleonfire And she'll do it!
redflare100 2 months ago
how does toula get so pretty???
OutOfThisWorld1013 2 months ago
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fireash17 2 months ago
does ANYONE know what this song is called / who it's by?
ShazVanHalen 3 months ago
@ShazVanHalen it's called Ξεκινα μια ψαροπουλα. my greek is pretty raw and rough but I think in english this would be Ksekina mia psaropoula.
LMFAOASAP 3 months ago
Oh por tu mi , bisnes is bat! :(
cochinolo182 3 months ago 3
i like how vola talks ! and acts! :P
julisan123 3 months ago
does anyone know the name of the music playing at 2:22
heylova22 3 months ago
You look so...............OLD
HeyRuka 3 months ago in playlist Put some Windex.
03:23 - i would sit with the hot guy instead of the blondes, augh
rebellatina14 3 months ago
The mum rocks!!
Moontess 3 months ago 2
Oh, Mrs. White! You find my mama again :D
Peterpansmyman 4 months ago
7:22 - 8:06 love that music....<3. lovely part of the movie....best scene <3
new.....refreshing......life....full of brightness & optimism......&.....looooooveeeeee :)
love it !!!
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madtypist33 4 months ago
hahaha this movie's awesome!
JinNOSify 4 months ago
maria isn't a greek name?
psycobabes808 4 months ago
Lol. Tell me what to say, but don't tell me what to say!
Toula's look on her face. Like...whuh?
astrangeone 4 months ago 2
Actually,Greek women don't look like this....We dress normal xD
TibbyJ123 4 months ago
she's actually rlly pretty :D
misspassionatedancer 4 months ago
@misspassionatedancer I know, right? She really is pretty.
elvaelvirababe 4 months ago
its the same in my family, i grew up with grandparents who were really old school...why waste ur time and money with school? wat is an degree? go get a job an settle urself!...it hurts my heart to see how backwards they are!
TheQueenchica 4 months ago
hate contact...they look hard to put on
critics13 5 months ago
The father is lovely, it´s my favorite character by far.
I mean he may have his bad sides but he truy loves them all, and he´s hilarious and wise in his own ways xD
Ifrianpsu 5 months ago
"Oh, so how is business?"
"Oh, woe is me, business is bad"
XD they crack me up
mnCb105 5 months ago 26
"Tell me what to say, but don't tell me what to say. - Perfect."
vgokt 5 months ago
''Is drugs down town'' LOL!!!!!!!
FeelinErie 5 months ago
@ekisnvrydinker Good Say~~~!!!!!
brokendoll027 5 months ago
Truman College! Toula and her parents probably live in Lincoln Square or Budlong Woods......
TurboVW2004 6 months ago
@ 9:09 to 9:15 - I HATE when people have that attitude about their ethnicity/nationality, it's so arrogant and rude..
TheDoritosfan1 6 months ago
I mean meal my previous comment!![=
ebeachykeen95 6 months ago
" but the women is the Neal and the beak can turn the head anywhere she wants too." ahahaha![= this movie always makes me smile
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Lmao,'OH You think Your Smarter Than Mer?!
iLoveTheBay93 6 months ago
i love how they trick the father. i wish i had those skills XD
tokiohotelisawesome5 7 months ago
"Get married! Make babies! you look so old!" lol
tokiohotelisawesome5 7 months ago 5
omg how sad "get married make babies" dont go to college! how backwards!!!
rh2th 7 months ago
"Mrs. White! You find my momma again!" lol
dreamingandsinging 7 months ago 5
Hahahaha:)
"You see.. a Man"
MysticalFieIdmonkeys 7 months ago
"...That would be good..."
"That would be NO good!"
KaisaAtina 7 months ago
I wish my mom would fight for me like that... NOPE. She'd discourage me.
I want my mom to be greek.
potionsmistressful 7 months ago 2
8:22- 8:58 LMAO one of my favourite scenes in the movie <3 She really does look like his mother too
TawnyTwiggy 7 months ago
Aunt: Do you want my help?
Mum: Of course I want your help?
Aunt: Tell me what to say...but don't tell me what to say. :D
sourgrapism 8 months ago 3
I forgot how good this movie was.
mineralwater2008 8 months ago
3:30; yay! the blonde women excepted her =D
raigekimaru 8 months ago 6
You see a Mann :D lol
VictoriaBatarseh 8 months ago
"oh woe to me. business is bad." xD
srhebel 8 months ago 40
That scene with Gus and Maria fighting reminds me of my Paopu and my Yaya fighting
dameagatha100 8 months ago
hahahaha poor Yi ya
CaitlynsWay 8 months ago
Oh. woe to me. business is bad.
haha
xoxpenguinxox 8 months ago 3
"There are two kinds of people in this world: Greeks, and people who wish they was Greek." How true. ;D
xolovemexhatemexo 8 months ago
Yay shes pretty now xD
kaibear123 8 months ago
5:23 Best line delivery in the movie.
Merkin4pres64 9 months ago
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Merkin4pres64 9 months ago
The college she goes to is my program's building at my university in disguise! RTA <3
themoley91 9 months ago
1:49-2:03
You go girl!!
Meelzdiva 9 months ago
Ugh ignorant mentality poor Toula.. totally understand this... but in the end the daddy realizes..
Cybelian24 9 months ago
"you look so old" priceless :)
TheTrinirocker 9 months ago
"ohhhh, woe to me"
I love this movie!!!
littlefurballs 9 months ago
Toula has such a pretty smile!
phemyda94 9 months ago
my mom is the same way my dad says no she talks to him n he changes his mind lol
Seivi13 9 months ago
"Is drugs downtown!"
xxamandaisonfirexx 9 months ago
"That's why that no work!" Geeze, I love this movie. (:
SwanniePeace 9 months ago
woah!!! the hotdog vendor guy is my teacher haha... he told us about having a small part in a movie :)
christienne29 9 months ago
LOL! POOR JEWELFEWEL ... women are smarter than men even before they go to school ... and speaking for myself ive been alone 12 years and i DON'T regret it one bit ... i dont need a man to make me who i am
pinkeyegasms 9 months ago
One of my favorite quotes from this movie..."The man may be the head, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head any way she wants." SOOO true :) lol
violinplayer101 9 months ago
WHAT'S with the frizzy curly hair?? She should have straightened it!! Woulda looked soooo much better!!!
petalovespongy 10 months ago
Hey everyone, did you know that Lainie Kazan (Maria) posed nude in Playboy in the early '70s?
DoubleACbg 10 months ago
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I'm detecting some serious feminism here. As a man, it is my duty to correct this error. Women think they can "control their men". This is absurd. If women don't do what men require (making us food, cleaning, etc.), then the man will leave you. Women don't want to be alone, so they fear this. The women always come crawling back to the men, no matter what the circumstances.
jewelfewel 10 months ago
@jewelfewel you think because you're a man you're better, oh please dear wake up :) it's the men who need the woman do things for them not the way around
FreakyFeline88 9 months ago
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oh please. just stop it. you sound ridiculous.
xxladybug94 9 months ago
Lol...omg! I have to do my boyfriend the exact same way! Let him think he "came up with the idea" lol when will men learn! LOL
brittbrat101ify 10 months ago
u think your smarter than me huh. what do u mean. i run the restaurant, i cook, i clean, i wash for u, i raise 3 kids and i teach Sunday school. u know luckier for me. i have u tie my shoes
MsFullHouse12 10 months ago
Tell me what to say but no tell me what to say , perfect! :)))))))))))
donyali136768 10 months ago 2
lol ...wats a ruff ...lol ?
daydayx23 10 months ago
lol at 8:46 she said "ruff!"
kagishmalkagishmal 11 months ago
18 people wish they were greek.
neerrg 11 months ago
Its lucky for me I have you to tie my shoes!
Mariaaaaaa.
neerrg 11 months ago 2
tell me what to say - but dont tell me what to say
lastmissingclue 11 months ago
I swear the aunt looks just like Mother Gothel in "Tangled O.o
NinjaPWNED 11 months ago 2
@NinjaPWNED tangled=best movie ever
and mother gothel totally looks like cher
Maryslovesmovies 11 months ago
Just found out that my History teacher from last year is in the scene at the lunch table. Made. My. Life.
FlailingHenchmen 11 months ago
I hate her dad so much>:(
thelovelyleaf 11 months ago
shes so happy eating her wonderbread sandwich. hahaha
lastmissingclue 11 months ago 2
@lastmissingclue hahah i know :D
I still think moussaka is better though :P
magikmusic1 11 months ago
Love how the dad says "somebody will say to her, take this bag to the bus depot and she'll do it!!
ANGIE2588 11 months ago 2
does toula seem to go crossed at random times..lol
clsyckpnst 11 months ago
I love the way Maria manipulates her husband!! LOL We all have our ways!! LOL
Maria6237 11 months ago 26
Any man who thinks he's smarter than a woman is doomed. Evidence: Hugh Hefner. No claim to brilliance, just treats the girls right. ;])
buzzclick500 1 year ago
Some people are "late starters", and that's o.k. ;])
buzzclick500 1 year ago
"Welcome to my dysfunctional family of ethnocentric chatterboxes." ;])
buzzclick500 1 year ago
Off goes Grandma to the assited-living facility, and a pleasant life of drugged complacency, and just for insurance, the occasional electroshock therapy(so she won't injure anyone in the dining room). ;])
buzzclick500 1 year ago
"(Bloodthirsty Turks!)"
LOL I love the Grandma!
LivingCrusader 1 year ago
Oh...Woe to me, business is bad
POSSIBLY MY FAVORITE LINE IN THE MOVIE
TheSpecialgirl2014 1 year ago
"there are two kinds of people in the world, Greek and everybody else who wish they were greek" LOL
WoXiHuanJayChou 1 year ago
@WoXiHuanJayChou : And those of us who are happier than a pig in its own manure that we AREN'T. ;])
buzzclick500 1 year ago
didn't she act in 'my life in ruins'?
TheVivaciousDreams 1 year ago
the man is the head but the woman is the neck. she can turn the head anyway she wants. LOL i love the mom
betts3985 1 year ago 5
@betts3985 : So, being "stiff-necked" is actually a good thing....?
buzzclick500 1 year ago
@buzzclick500 i'm not sure about "stiff-necked"...well...i guess. lol i'm not sure what you mean. but ok. :P
betts3985 1 year ago
@betts3985 : Well, if a man is "stiff-necked", a woman won't have the same ability to make him look at what SHE wants him to look at. In other words, he's his own man. ;])
buzzclick500 1 year ago
@buzzclick500 well then i guess it's not a good thing....lol my brain's too tired to think. i'll check back to this comment later and see if it makes sense lol
betts3985 1 year ago
I've seen this movie so many times, but it never gets old. I love it!
TheZebbyzeb 1 year ago
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REAL GREEKS ARE SURE NOT LIKE THAT,THOSE ARE BULGARIAN GYPSIES OR WHATEVER ...
CRAP AND UGLY MOVIE AS VARDALOS FACE
llopin100 1 year ago
@llopin100 it's just a movie. stop being a fucking ass.
byJessCh 1 year ago
@llopin100 Dude, you sound like a jealous pathetic Turk/Albanian who probably comes from NO culture. Varlados is as Greek as they come..and more succesful than you will ever be! lol
EffLabels 11 months ago
@EffLabels what does "vardalos" mean in greek?
msinvincible2000 10 months ago
IS TULA GREEK IRL?
eleanor7rigby 1 year ago
@eleanor7rigby Yes she is, she plays in alot of greek based movies.
SlavaDimaRus 1 year ago
@SlavaDimaRus thnx bro
eleanor7rigby 1 year ago
wooww am inlove
hugo010774 1 year ago
Lainie Kazan rules! I interviewed her a few years back for a magazine article and she was so lovely and sweet!
runly1 1 year ago
The mother plays Fran's aunt in the Nanny. She can play Jewish and Greek and it's almost the same character.
KCOLORAD 1 year ago
"tell me what to say , but dont tell me what to say !"
hahaha!
irene1752 1 year ago 22
Toula's mom is a bamf.
sugarcube440 1 year ago
these woman played that man now he thinks he is smart LOLest
theprincess4real 1 year ago 6
this is seriously the greatest moive ever created.
lovelyaudrey25 1 year ago 3
tula is a ninja of thegreat hiding school for fools lol
servantofGod32 1 year ago
se gameni turki hahahahhhha
bennyellada 1 year ago
I LOVE ANDREA MARTIN! AHHHH!!!!!
"The man is the head. And the woman is the neck. And SHE can turn the head any way she wants."
sarahnade13 1 year ago 50
*sings* "look everybody ! look whose back again" haha ! <3
solomunn2008 1 year ago
she started looking really pretty
nana1855 1 year ago
Lol σηχαζμενο Τουρκος... Rofl :)
Demiluvsall 1 year ago
LMAO
"thats why that no work" LMFAO
kk36k3k6 1 year ago
I like my life in ruins same with this movie, i think nia is kinda cute :P mabye why i like her movies alot idk but these movies are good
RyAnNoChAlLeNge 1 year ago
I love how the mom just saunters off whistling :D
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lavoniaharris 1 year ago
She's actually really prettty. Sorta reminds me of the book I'm reading called The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens by Sean Covey.......
DearWolfintheMoon 1 year ago 3
Man, I even cried TT^TT
DearWolfintheMoon 1 year ago
I have an aunt that looks a lot like Toula, even though we have no Greek in us. :)
JennyLF1987 1 year ago
I love Toula's aunt, who is Nikkis mom.
Her best lines :"Do u want my help, tell me what to say, but dont tell me what to say!"
maria : " perfect"
Toula "sighs"
this movie is just cool
onealx1 1 year ago
Do you want my help? Then tell me what to say, but don't tell me what to say"
hahaha
olafhater 1 year ago
is it so important to marry and have babies !?
thebatgirl97 1 year ago
Somebody's got to do it.
hpd929 1 year ago
The humor in this movie is just excellent.I just love it.I have seen it many times.The honesty and wormth of this movie is touching.
ELST2010 1 year ago 7
hahahaha i love the grandmaah!! :)<3
inkipinkypoo 1 year ago 2
haha "keep your mother out of my lawn!" i was laughing so hard!
TheYvonnep 1 year ago
That aunt Voula reminds me a lot of Lady Gaga at an older age!
charybdisdekolk 1 year ago 10
"You don't know what to do, you talk-talk-talk"
XD
LucySkyz 1 year ago
Toula's a 30 year old woman, and she's asking her dad if she can go to college???
de116925 1 year ago
@de116925 Lol its totally out of sych with Western society, but trust me, if you've been raised a certain way by parents, they kinda just stay in that mindset whether youre 13 or 30.
shazzqsong 1 year ago
"Why do you want to leave me?!?!"
lol Her dad is soo funny! xD
I like her mom, she soo sweet.
CoolAnimals246 1 year ago
my life in a film haha
misscharliebrown123 1 year ago
"the greek bachelor" on youtube!
deeKAImee 1 year ago
I knew Tula was beautiful. Go Tula! So cute how she hid from him.
1024SueNelson 1 year ago 59
LOVE the line of the neck moving the head anyway she wants. I have a husband, who is head, I need to move the neck. LOLOL
1024SueNelson 1 year ago
I miss the Danforth. Is Papa's still there?
hawtringtonz 1 year ago
Exactly the same as alot of greek mothers :) <3
Joeyk567 1 year ago
im greek and its the same in greece
gateilli 1 year ago
"Tell me what to say... but don't tell me what to say" hahahaa
laracroft1510 1 year ago 8
i love toula she is so adorable
fleurgi 1 year ago
I love how the aunt sarcastically says "Oh... Woah is me... Business is bad" bahahahaha
girl123interrupted 1 year ago 10
Gah, Toula's parents argue like my grandparents. Except it's louder cause my Dida (grandpa) doesn't hear as well.
ImDarkMagicianGirl 1 year ago
Voula: "oh... whoa to me, business is bad."lololol
anabgomez88 1 year ago 122
@anabgomez88 HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! you quoteed my favorite Voula part!!!!
YourSmile86 1 year ago
wow she turns beautiful!
enemdy 1 year ago 2
"It`s lucky for me I have you to tie my shoes!" I can watch this movie for hours!
aishajm1 1 year ago 6
I love this movie !!!!!!!! evrytime i watch it, it always makes me laugh ! :D
missluvable7 1 year ago 4
this movie is really about the american dream. if you set your mind to it, you can be who you want, do what you want, marry who you want and be successful as a person =)
raigekimaru 1 year ago
@raigekimaru its called strong will not american dream last time i checked!
Antikatastoli 1 year ago
@Antikatastoli
it's called both ^v^
raigekimaru 1 year ago