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  • Building supposition upon supposition upon supposition does not truth make. These theories have no basis in reality.

  • what text did you find the fact that jesus was "tide to a cross and died after 3 days" ...i have never heard that one before. I am an anti-theist and studied a lot of faiths and have never heard this before. lol lol lol ...thats fresh!!!

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  • my experience is people with our hosts defined posture are very inflexible (physically). Rarely are good athletes. And probably wind up using large sums of their paychecks getting messages. I have seen this posture frequently of people who slouch or wank themselves a lot (also common with obsessive poker players) ...So the messiah may be (probably is) all three

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  • fairy tale!

    i love how the presenter explains crucifixion for the non high energy person is like lying in bed and is not painful... HAHAHAHAHHA!!! lets crucify our host and see if it is true. oops wont work because our host has scoliosis. so...are all people with scoliosis high energy people?

  • people know how to yell out anything they want like some kind of stupid loud mouth but never considerate enough to intake what the other person said and leave the conversation.

  • Can you all just shut up and think what you want to think.keep ur oppinions to urselfs about this ok.y do we need more arguements about religeon theres no point.people have already made up their minds,and thats why we arguee.so shut up

  • You should ask yourself two things @happeh

    1 Why did the legionary spike his right ribs, where the forces of a masturbator go?

    2 Why did they spike the bubbling springs kidney points on the feet and the central points of the hands underneath the middle finger, between the two palm creases - both points have significant acupunctural meaning. The foot point is the bubbling springs kidney point, and the hand point corresponds to the solar plexus.

  • @gingowitch and if they did spike the actual center of the palm, then that corresponds to the kidney as well.

  • is this is the real reason?i dnt buy this

  • This happeh theory has some really sad parts.You understand that this doesn't make sence right?Holy person is one who believes in and cares for everyone.Who doesn't neceserily have powers but something that allowes him/her to help others in anyway possible.Jesus IS holy cause he gave food to the starving,cared for those ignored,healed those injured and aided those tortured!HOLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POWERS but only the will of heart & good intentions.Even if he wasn't the son of God,he WAS holy

  • JESUS was a High-Energy being in all the 3 Spheres ~ SPIRITUAL, MENTAL & PHYSICAL ~

    Accord. to beautiful Messianic "jew" Dr. Michael Brown, "I am the Father of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob" is for the TRINITY, which is evident everywhere in nature ~

    1. Space (depth,height,length),2.Matter­(solid,liquid,gas),3.Time(past­,present,future),4. Basic Colors(blue,red,yellow),5. Music(Treble clef as Assonant,Dissonant,Straight),6­. Man(Soul,Mind,Body),7. Family Unit(father,mother,child) & 8. Circle or Pi=3.14

  • THIS is BLASPHEMOUS, as Jesus was of the most beautiful Levitical Seer lineage+of the Kingly tribe of the LIONS of JUDAH,thus the mementos taken from Jerusalem to Byzantium by Eyewitnesses (also Shroud of Turin) show him exactly as a beautiful White Man with red-brown shoulder length hair, Piercing Blue Eyes. CHRIST was a Spiritual-Cerebral man, not a brutish ugly dark Visceral that you represent here. It is appalling to see the curved shoulders of a low-cognition & beastly thick inconscionable.

  • I CAN tell you must be an Edomite-Khazar mixed Slavic "JEW" ~ Don't take this the wrong way,

  • NO

    CHRIST was a beautifully shapen Delicate White MAN, with beautiful + Piercing BLUE Eyes, red-brown Chestnut hair (there are mementos taken to Byzantium by Christian Orthodox priests) NOT a BEASTLY looking one ~ whose Shoulders were NOT--CURVED, as can be seen from the Shroud of Turin, or replica picture by NASA. Also for you to put a very black man representing Jesus, who was of the most delicate Levitical (white as milk the Bible mentions, who in famines became dark as coal), is tendacious.

  • Idiocy. Bad humour if its a joke and certifiable if he's serious.

  • believe it. i just did the tree hugging procedures from the other vid and feel great.

  • bullshit dont believe it

  • Happeh,

    I am very interested because of of your creative and non-linear conclusions. How do you draw these conclusions? How have you obtained this information? Why are you to be trusted?

    With Respect,

    James

  • hahahahahaha looking at the comments is even funnier than the actual video!!!... genius

  • Uh......Anyone decieved by this "prophet" could probably also be decieved by a box of cheerios. Come on you didnt actually think this guy was actualy trying to express a real theory were you???? I have a feeling that the people acting like they think this video isnt a parody are just having a bit of fun, and getting in on the joke....your not fooling me, nobody is that stupid!

  • THANK GOD!!! ive been watching all his vids and nobody seems to relize hes trying to be funny

  • Well, about 2000+ years ago land around the Mederteranian (Awful spelling I'm very sorry) Sea was conqured by Rome. Jesus lived and was killed in the Roman Empire. The way people were executed in the Roman Empire was Crucifixon. So please do some research before you make another video.I also want to add that Pontious (bad spelling) Piolet did what the people wanted (Crucifixon).

  • Jesus was crucified because it was the standard practice of execution in the Roman Empire. Get a brain you f.cking moron. I cannot articulate the depth of the myriad of logical and factual flaws in every claim you make

  • Wow! I am absolutaly speechless! Are you serious that you think this guy is for real?!?!?! This is the most obvious parody I have ever seen....well that is besides his countless other "hapeh theory videos"!!!!!!! Wow I am just actually shocked that you thought this was a real video........It almost makes me lose hope in the logical facilties of humanity........

  • You lose hope in the logical facilities in humanity because I don't recognize this video is a parody?

    do you realize that this guy happeh has a website and 175 other youtube videos that are equally as ridiculous as this one? No human could go through that length for satire

    besides, what would this video be satirizing? What would it be parodying?

    and you are calling ME an idiot?

    I am speechless at YOU

  • LOL!wow this reply was better than I could have expected!"no human could go through that length for satire"oh my god I am laughing so hard I am in tears!Ok try this little experiemnt...watch his video on "the right hand rule",or if that doesnt get you try some of his "dragon ball Z shows real Kung Fu techniques" (title is something like that) videos. If you can make it through those without realizing this is all parody, then..well I dont know. You are the type Andy Kaufman made a fortune off of.

  • If this is parody, then its not even remotely funny. Why don't you explain to me why somebody would make 175 videos droning on in a monotone about nonsensical crap? If anything, its some idiot trying to get a lot of views and people to watch, but its most certainly not parody

    by the way, "parody" refers to a sort of imitation of some specific work. I think the word you're thinking of is "satire." Learn the difference before you call me an idiot

  • watch from minute 9 to 10

  • jesus said i am the way the truth and the life and no one comes to the father except through me john 14.6

  • Christianity is not a religion it's a life style.

  • lol are you on crack? seriously, the romans who wanted Pontious Pilate to persecute Jesus did not believe that Jesus was the son of god, so they didn't think that he was a high energy level person. dopey

  • I disagree completely. Your other views show that you know a little something about physics so let me explain something to you. Due to the spreading of the arms during crucification the body weighs almost double what it normally weighs on the arms. The body starts to tear the skin and rip the persons hands and destroys the body. That is why the crucification is so painful.

  • You stated that Jesus was hung on the cross for 3 days until he died. That is completly wrong, he died after a few hours on the cross and then was lying in the grave for 3 days until his ressurection.

  • This guy's is extremely annoying.

    I suppose the murderers being crucified next to him were holy people as well? As well as the additional thousands upon thousands crucified by the Romans, Persians, and Seleucids?

    Jesus was crucified because it was the most excruciating death possible at the time, and he was regarded as a threat to the Jewish and Roman authorities (basically a rebel leader). That's ALL.

  • this is absolutely ridiculous

  • Wow so what does that mean exactly? Muslims have high energy of some sort? You got to fill me in more on this!

  • And for your information you stupid "HAPPEH" theory, It is NOT according to legend you ass. It's true becos it's in the bible of Christian. It's written and NOT a legend. You stupid retard. What a racist. DUMB!!!

  • This is STUPID!!! Every human being do not have an exact straight flat shoulder. All of us have a curve shape on our shoulders. Does that mean that all of us are holy? If you cruxify any human being in the world, it will be painful regardless of how we look. Do you mean that holy people like priests, will extort a more painful torture rather than other human being cos we have an uncruve shape shoulder? What a retard!!!........

  • you are a racist

  • Yes!It all makes sense now!Thank you!

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