GLaDOS Error

[08Vchip]

She did not want to tell you that the cake is not lie

[KikisCheetos1310]

how were you still able to record even when your computer halts and goes to blue screen?

[Thewaterspirit57]

lol

[invaderzim721]

and now she runs on linux



[101superchao]

FUCKING WINDOWS 98

[mickey1mc1daid]

I full screened and scared my brother :D he was like *ARE YOU F**KING SERIOUS!!*

Me: No.... "Minimized"

Bro: F**K YOU

Me: *Troll face*

[TheBlueBullets]

404 cake not found

[Shadowzsiin97]

So we can restart GLaDIOS why did no one tell chell

[GigaBassBX]

Yeah, because you can totally record the screen when your windows crash.

[Shadowzsiin97]

@GigaBassBX Thats or he made it?

[GigaBassBX]

@Shadowzsiin97 Of course he made it.

[BerryflameLuv]

When my old windows laptop crashed, I didn't know what the Blue Screen of Death meant...

[weirdoingreen2222]

This is what happens when Portal is played on Windows 98

[invaderNari]

the bitch slap of death!!!

[saimizz]

Error: Want you gone is better song

[sdennis98]

CAKE!

[Ikbeneennestel]

Ever mistake cake cake cake cake cake cake

[davidzhuxptnt]

it's ok, stop crying...

[MrCountBleck1]

every mistake take take take take take take take take take WINDOWS ERROR

[MetalHeavyd123]

Mistake take take take take take take take take take take *BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!* Lol

[TheSonicSpoofer]

cave johnson will burn the 12 people who disliked this...........With the lemons

[halo3man109]

cake?

[Evangelion1893]

xDDD



[xthemuzic217]

"Press any key to continue."

Me: Any key? Which key is "Any Key"?

lol

[miki890098]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­ bsod...

[THENOSAUR]

It's just GLaD'Os don't worry . she will just give the cake to you

[yarninacup]

ha ha

[errorbuster1975]

Call apeturesoft

[Flarecannon1432]

SHIT SHIT IT SHIT IT IT IT TIT

[Selfsoftware101]

that issant real becuase the error screan should say why windows shut down and it doesent

[0Bennyman]

Ok wheres the any key?

[HelloPoland]

@0Bennyman search for near 30 yrs old keyboard.

[NerdOnTheStreet]

I think that's just a windows error... but creepy still.

[gilleninja]

This would work only I'm on my iPod

[ExperiencedHippo]

Red Ring of Death or Blue Screen of Death? Blue Screen of Death!

[lexmacourt]

wheres the anykey?

[sondowvtaym]

Windows? GlaDOS

[Chaos20X6]

Lol it's funny because GLaDOS is a Mac.

[RavFLYFFblaSonic2pl]

*Takes a cup of tea and enjoys music*

Blue screen pop up~

Me: going to garage and gets the hammer

Blue Screen: Target is right here

Me: mhm I know

1 hour later

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

[legomilk]

Jajaja error in your PC, no GLaDOS

[forinner]

faaaake. it says vxd. those are win 9x files.

[MadCocoyote]

You're trapped! Your computer wants your death!

[diegonikki]

Glados has taken over your computer its best you format lol

[Unknown321000]

GLaD-OS.exe has stopped working.Please restart your PC to continue.You will lose ALL unsaved datas.SELF -DESTRUCT will begin in 1 second.



[EpicZachdG2x]

Theres no sense crying over every mistake cake bake make cake bake cake

[SpeedySnuffy]

WHAT??? GLaDOS is running on windows?!?

[afig110610]

@SpeedySnuffy Pretty much, in Portal 2 some of the elevator rooms show BSODs, except they are alerting about a (Small SPOILER ALERT) Nuclear Meltdown

[Minecracker0102]

The perfect computer is imperfect

looooooooooooool:D

[zk446]

(GOOGLE TRANSLATE)

[zk446]

GLaDOS.exe Application has stopped working. Please send bug reports to the Aperture Laboratories and wait for a response from Cave Johnson

[maxwem24]

????



[Gothikx001]

cakecakecakecakecakecakecakeca­kecakecakecakecakecakecakecake­cakecakecakecakecakecakecakeca­kecakecake

[ToBeginPressStart]

omg weres the "any" key

[pryoassassin]

I think she purposely did that to you

[ilife11]

*RAGE QUIT* XD

[Markokk888]

xD



[officialmashitup]

I want GLaDOS to read my BSOD errors...

[TheRandomy10]

computer: press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. you will lose all unsaved data in all applications.

user: oh, well ok

computer: including cake

user:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[WolfPrincessTwilight]

If you listen closly it sounds as if she's saying cake! The Cake Is a Lie!!!!!!

[deathtoall216]

Fucking Windows 98!

[TACSBAC]

Don't watch this in full screen, I'm warning you

[MrEvolutionist]

@TACSBAC ?

[MrEvolutionist]

@TACSBAC ohhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahah

[ILuvOden]

AH! THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! D:

[theGbox197]

@ILuvOden My mortal enemy!

[Thehouseoffail]

@ILuvOden The only thing more persistent than Chell.

[GODofTimewaste]

Buy vista. Use vista. Cry over every mistaketaketaketaketaketake.

[BDMC96]

I can't! There is no "any" key!!!!!! :(

XD

[komandercapish]

that happen when GLaDos use win 98

[SoLSn1p3r]

this is why i hate windows vista

[Xs55544322]

You could have made the best screamer evar!

[SouthwesternEagle]

That's an ANCIENT Blue Screen from 1995. Blue Screens back then weren't usually serious. Just press Enter to remove it, or do what it says.

Get a BSOD on Windows NT4, 2000, XP, Vista, or 7 and you're screwed.

[mia234567]

DAMN YOU , WINDOWS !!!

[supersushi269]

BSOD

[meanyjake]

Press any key to set off the neurotoxin.

Press control-alt-reset to blow up the world.

'facepalm'

[1979darthvader]

"I can now say my operating system Windows 7 is fantas...crash error 4471 this is Cave Johnson we're done here!"

[orangetj1]

lol someone should make one of glados downloading the cake and having a error returned for cake not beingfound returning the error code lie...

[toastydoom153]

thats what you get for running on windows

[randomlol8]

me:what the error??

friend: the blue screen!

me: that happens me all the time when i even look at microsoft

[superluigibunny10]

0:35

TACTICAL NUKE,INCOMING!

[kckinsmcg]

I accedentally the GLaDOS

[1stPCFerret]

NICE ONE!

[LvLupXD]

hl2.exe has stopped working...

[idamontede]

@LvLupXD i got the same response when i wanted to quit! It's glados spirit!

[protoborg]

I'm not sure how you managed to record the blue screen itself as the computer is not going to record when it suffers a BSoD, but that was awesome.

[MrGamer1992]

@protoborg I think that you can record the blue screen if the recording program is running on his machine while playing Portal on the virtual machine. I would hate to see this happening to me.

[pkpikachuYT]

GLaDOS runs on vista...

[JoeCapricorn]

I think there might be a hidden message somewhere in there... Hmmm...

C11B40C8, which is 110000010001101101000000110010­00... nope I got nothing.

[henhouse]

Obviously fake. How would the blue screen get recorded and save your footage. :P

[TheZerostyler]

GLaDOS Error!!! /Please connect all cores\

[asdfps2123]

Chell.exe is not responding.

GLaDOS.dll can help.

Make hollow promise of cake?

[tictac111100]

GlaDOS.exe not found

[OSDolphin]

GlaDOS is an illegal Windows distro?

[sickel101]

@OSDolphin OSDolphin is a retard?

[OSDolphin]

@sickel101 Did you watch the video?

[sickel101]

@OSDolphin Yes.

It's a blue screen. It happens when the system can't execute a command.

[OSDolphin]

@sickel101 My first comment is a response to the video.

[sickel101]

@OSDolphin it is a comment.

An idiotic one

[OSDolphin]

@sickel101 Okay, but next time, push the dislike button and move on.

Instead of being whiney about it.

[Chinatownsoverseer]

Robots:

Sometimes they failfailfailfailfailfailfail..­. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE

[TheWindowsInstall]

The File:

C(aroline):\\GLaDOS\Cake\cake.­dll

Has been replaced.

Please enter your GLaDOS Back up CD into drive F:\\ and wait for neurotoxin.

[kekierachet]

@TheWindowsInstall lol



[Renalove08]

lol xD

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

I watched it in FUllscreen....... SHIT

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

404 GLaDOS not found!

[MinecraftMunkys]

THERE ISNT A FUCKING RESET BUTTEN ILL NEVER GET RID OF THIS SCREEN NOW

[towergame1]

i,m always hated GLaDOS

[oOsillyrabbitOo]

That's what happens when you buy portal in Mexico

[Wegaskiller]

EPIC!!

[codehackerzane]

L wants his cake back. >.<

[MrAlucard66601]

@codehackerzane you what?

[08victoriaify]

@codehackerzane hahahaha

*hands L cookies* :D

[NyanTeto]

0:42

cakecakecakecakecakecakecakeca­ke

[MateusAnakinAlex]

You brokeeeenn nn mee eeee aannnndddd turrrneeeeddddd meeeee inttotototo pisces andnnnddd burneeeedeeededddd meeee!!!!!

[ilife11]

glados has never heard of a mac?

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

@ilife11 ya GLaDOS was using mac thats why it happened....

[superawesomepikachu]

Damn windows 98...

[pat20105]

and theres no sence crying over every mistacakecakecakecakecakecake *BSOD*

[MantaGhost]

Don't watch it on fullscreen. Definately not at 0:46 ...

[slyfoxhound1908]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC­CCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[geldkiller]

glados: you shall never win this game >:)

[Cajo9991]

LOOL!

[6thcase]

You think that's hilarious, when I was playing Portal 2 for 360, I got the red ring of death when Wheatley was about to kill me.

[ziuziu12]

i keep pressing a key D:<

[quadbikemen]

Windows vista all over again

:D

[sirstarmagic]

wheres my reset key.... oh yea, its right next to the destroy the world button

*hits destroy the world button*

oh shi*boom*

[lolmyh3adof]

weres the eny key?

[MisterLambs]

Fuck, I didnt get the achievement.

[11reactor]

dont you get it? thas was on purpose! listen: there is no sense crying over every mistake-CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE.... and windows showd u the cake was a lie by crashing...

...

...

i am such a genius :3

[biglippy36]

@11reactor Genius has six letters. cake has four and I has one.

6+4 equals 10 and 10 - 1 eaquals 9.

NOW you are a genius.

That was a joke, HAHA, FAT CHANCE.

Cirno is.

[11reactor]

@biglippy36 ok i didnt know what you just said but..... ok?

[biglippy36]

@11reactor Go look it up then.

look up cirno 9 touhou

[Lightningpath]

@biglippy36 If it helps, I got it. And I laughed. x3

[biglippy36]

@Lightningpath Yay.

Someone get's cirno's math.

Cirno has 5 letters baka has 4...

It eaquals nine 5 + 4 = 9

never noticed that did you

[Lightningpath]

@biglippy36 I noticed that. Did you notice that I'M TEH STRONGEST has 14 letters in it, and Cirno has 5 letters in it? 14 - 5 = 9.

[biglippy36]

@Lightningpath Did you notice GLaDOS has six letters in it and lie has 3?

6 + 3 = 9.

Gotcha with a portal one.

[Lightningpath]

@biglippy36 Chell has 5 letters in it and cake has 4.

5 + 4 = 9.

Also, Companion Cube has 13 letters in it and stab has 4.

13 - 4 = 9.

Right back at you.

[biglippy36]

@Lightningpath Uh,

Idiot has 5 letters

Cirno has 5.

I('m the strongest) Has one letter.

5+5-1=9

[Lightningpath]

@biglippy36 You've run out of ideas, haven't you?

Black Mesa has 9 letters. Your ideas have hit 0.

9 + 0 = 9.

But wait, I have another Portal one.

Aperture Science has 15 letters in it. GLaDOS has 6.

15 - 6 = 9.

[Lightningpath]

@biglippy36 You've run out of ideas, haven't you?

Black Mesa has 9 letters. Your ideas have hit 0.

9 + 0 = 9.

But wait, I have another Portal one.

Aperture Science has 15 letters in it. GLaDOS has 6.

15 - 6 = 9.

[BOS6940]

@Lightningpath

O_x

[biglippy36]

@Lightningpath Oh really?

You are wrong.

I have plenty ideas.

9 + Plenty = not 9

Hehe.

That was an Idea right there.

Try to beat me now.

[Lightningpath]

@biglippy36 That was like Wheatley's ideas.

The bad kind.

How could you make something equal to not nine?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

You + shamed = 9.

[notafunnycam]

@Lightningpath i made black mesa it was origanly ment to destroy the number 9

[Lightningpath]

@notafunnycam But...

Black Mesa has 9 letters in it.

That's like, 'your new mission is to refuse this mission. Do you accept?'

[angelwoods1]

WHERES THE ANY KEY!?

[Naymy]

*cries*

[xXEkrocksXx]

Press ctrl + alt + restart GLaDOS. You will lose any unsaved cake in all applications.

Press any key to die



[notafunnycam]

@xXEkrocksXx i cant find the any key

[xXEkrocksXx]

@notafunnycam well then it is time to buy a new computer *whistles* Hello I am a mac and I am a PC!

[doomofraven]

I'm pretty sure that's windows 95 or 98. Probably 98 because it was such FAIL. Vista was pretty damn bad though.

[StudioWooo7]

Cake-Cake-Cake IS A LIE!

[MrWafflemanguy]

Windows 98?

[TheSoldierCore]

GLaDOS take over your computer you are f*ckt

[LordofFail42]

ERROR 404: CAKE NOT FOUND

PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE

[CupcakeExplosion11]

mistake ake ake ake ake ake ake ake ake ake ake (Blue Screen)

[Gothikx001]

xDD

[komandercapish]

"argh!!!!wtf is going on!!!...helll!!!fcking stupid computer!!!argh....."Said Angry German Kid......XD

[Kreanlorii]

I would be so fing pissed if this had happeend when i completed portal.

[TsarBomb123]

nice loop

[123456789backy]

cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

[poeng209]

she is dead before the song ends

[death5409]

@poeng209 she was a little girl whos brain was put into a computer b4 she died, but apeture science shutdown she was the only 1 left so she went crazy

[PKBlackTornado2]

@death5409 Um, no...

You got that completely wrong.

GLaDOS is the personality of Cave Johnson's assistant built into a core. When plugged into the mainframe, she went crazy and killed everyone. It isn't GLaDOS that's insane- The insanity was built in as a "safety Measure."

...Look how well that went, Aperture!

[death5409]

@death5409 thx i dint pay much atention 2 number 2

[poeng209]

the subtitles are wrong

[danydaniel12345]

And this is what happens when you run windows on a mac....

[Aurrendi]

"You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake."

This error occured because the cake is a lie.

[JonathanRoblox]

Ok GLaDOS, shut up, we'll give you some steak.

[coolapple14]

Why did I put "Glados OSX"?

[coolapple14]

GLADOS OSX ERROR:FILE CAKE.DLL NOT FOUND, PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE...

Later: *Person reboots glados* ERROR CODE: 0:44

[PrincesTomboy]

ERROR; file Cake.exe not found. Firewall initiated.

[shockwave952]

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