:44 WTF "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN PATTI LABELLE" OMG THATS FUNNY AS HELL BECAUSE SHE HAD A PHASE WHERE SHE WAS WEARING THAT KIND OF SHIT. PATTI'S MY GIRL BUT THEY GOT YOU ON THAT ONE PATTI!!!
As funny as this movie is it's also a sure cure for insomnia I have this episode as part of a box set my brother got me for Christmas and I watch this one at night when I have trouble sleeping knocks me right out :)
I have had the pleasure of seeing this performed live (twice), so I know how great this play can be. Still this MST3K treatment reminded me of what Bart said after the Simpson's treatment of Hamlet, "I never would have thought a play where all the main characters died would be so boring."
Hey perplacymp try reading. Jesus, ur telling me u've never read Hamlet? What school did you go to anyways? Oh wait, did you take a short but to and from ur school? Nevermind. By the by, paint chips and glue aren't edible either... FYI
Hey!, any danish left, lol.. and uh get your head of my head,..Mo,Larry and Horatio...cut his throat in the church , cut his throat in the church I otta smack him...we decided to cut his throat in the church lol
"And now my patented SPAZ move!"
aaronjwilson84 1 week ago
This episode is hilarious! I'd never seen it before! Thank you, Auritone! Your tha best :)
aaronjwilson84 1 week ago
:44 WTF "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN PATTI LABELLE" OMG THATS FUNNY AS HELL BECAUSE SHE HAD A PHASE WHERE SHE WAS WEARING THAT KIND OF SHIT. PATTI'S MY GIRL BUT THEY GOT YOU ON THAT ONE PATTI!!!
EDOTYELLOH 1 week ago
"Observe my lice."
lepsychokaybird 3 weeks ago
DAD, HAMLET'S LOOKING AT ME!
GeneralZugg06 1 month ago
Get off your mom.
caffeineadvocate 3 months ago
Which version is this?
jamesaellis 4 months ago
@jamesaellis A version made for German TV in 1960.
auritone 4 months ago
Only MST3K is brave enough to skewer one of the greatest plays of the English language...and get away with it swimmingly:)
Hakkai87 4 months ago 2
@Hakkai87 What can I say other than,,, Yup! :)
auritone 4 months ago
"WOA... is me."
protomorphius 4 months ago
Hey Hamlet, why don't you ramlet?
abstractthreat 5 months ago
@abstractthreat Yeah? Shut up, Claudi-Ass!
BryonYoungblood 2 months ago
Hes lucky, at least he didn't have to see the Branagh version.
ArmorArmadillo 6 months ago
*raises sword*
WHATEVER!
Cajek2 6 months ago 4
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abstractthreat 5 months ago
no "aw man, me an horatio got blasted on the aquavit and woke up on the express bus to copenhagen"? sad!
izzybeth 6 months ago
"Trick or treat for nipples"
ZyxthePest 7 months ago
*sigh* Yeah, go a LOT to England.
1pknail 7 months ago 2
"the hair mold is in the....ugh" LOL
harmonyXsuzukaze 7 months ago
Servo: Now is the winter of our dis-- Oh, damn! Wrong play!
BryonYoungblood 8 months ago
Night fever..night fever..we know how to do it...lol
sexyglexy 8 months ago
Gertrude: "The Queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet."
Crow/Hamlet: "Whatever..."
smichelle65 8 months ago
As funny as this movie is it's also a sure cure for insomnia I have this episode as part of a box set my brother got me for Christmas and I watch this one at night when I have trouble sleeping knocks me right out :)
Adamgontierfan19 9 months ago
She's trying to Section 8 her way out of the movie.
Gumblej6ck 9 months ago
"i don't think so breeder". LOL
westben2000 9 months ago
I like him! NOT!!!!
edgolo 9 months ago
Hurray, Garrison Keilor is leaving Denmark!
edgolo 9 months ago
Face it, Son, I'm gonna rock your uncle's world!
And CUT HIS THROAT IN A CHURCH!
... I love life.
What's up, Cold Water On The Groin... I mean, Polonius?
DrGregoryHouseIT 10 months ago
"To be or not to be" "the verbal equivalent of dundadadah!"
Revinita 10 months ago
"I love life"...semi conscious smirk, "Ah yeah, that was hilarious-Anyway." continues working on some weird flower design.
mastaotenko 10 months ago
To sleep... TO SLEEEEEP!!!
A chance to dream!!! THE IMPOSSIBLE DREEEAM!?
LOL
PyrozPlayground 11 months ago 3
"Trollop. I mean, what?"
xD Hey, Mike's saying what we're all thinking!
FlippinBooks 11 months ago
"I thought fraility's name was Carl"
2:07-2:17
"murder most foul...he killed a chicken?"
"i'll not be juggled with...im not a small sack of beans!"
"my contacts are fine"
Crow @ 9:33 haha!
purpleshamrock17 11 months ago
hmp this sposed ta be a duck
Dablkwid0w2008 1 year ago
"Night fever night fever...we know how to do it" LOL!
Rital319 1 year ago
I have had the pleasure of seeing this performed live (twice), so I know how great this play can be. Still this MST3K treatment reminded me of what Bart said after the Simpson's treatment of Hamlet, "I never would have thought a play where all the main characters died would be so boring."
Northgalus2002 1 year ago
And i thought the MST3K crew couldn't sink any lower with flicks like "Mitchell", "Angels' Revenge" and the works of Coleman Francis.
Guess they couldn't get the rights for "Carnival Of Souls"...
TimelordR 1 year ago
*cough*incest*cough* lol
It's supposed to be a duck...
Stuck a fork in the outlet!
The nun sent me home my skirt is too short...
I love these guys!
PyrozPlayground 1 year ago
A Scud Missile just exploded!
ilikethecoke 1 year ago
WHAT? No inclusion of the German "Mischief" line?
Jammonstrald 1 year ago
"Not a bad skull"
"A good starter skull"
TheIrredeemable 1 year ago
"The production that likes to show people watching other people."
Isn't that Big Brother?
elltell1990 1 year ago
"A death was doubtful."
"Well, shouldn't we check, then?"
MyMelyanna 1 year ago
Hey perplacymp try reading. Jesus, ur telling me u've never read Hamlet? What school did you go to anyways? Oh wait, did you take a short but to and from ur school? Nevermind. By the by, paint chips and glue aren't edible either... FYI
vasher666 1 year ago
Long Blame the King!
ilikethecoke 1 year ago
We can't get rid of them, it's hopeless.
ilikethecoke 1 year ago
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BryonYoungblood 1 year ago
The hair mold is in the.... Unfortunately he's poison intolerant. This is one of the funniest MST3Ks that I've seen.
chomsky88 1 year ago
He's headed to the ladies room!!!
Cut his throat in a church!!
Cut his throat in a church, I should get him..
We've decided to cut his throat in a church.
Hamlet....
Get off your mom
Craplet!!!
Scronize royal asses....
Lol hahahaha
teamedward784 1 year ago 4
What is it with Denmark and silverfish-comments? A trauma from Mikes past or what?
"Camera 2! Cut to camera 2!"
perplacymp 1 year ago 5
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BryonYoungblood 1 year ago
Hamlet: "I go no further."
Mike: "That's not what I hear, sunshine."
GriffithAMPS 1 year ago 3
"Ladies and gentlemen, PATTI LABELLE!!!"
"Stop it, Francisco!"
"He's heading for the ladies room!"
"When Danish flirting falls flat."
Bryon
BryonYoungblood 1 year ago 4
Crow: AWW, C'MON!!!!
Bryon
BryonYoungblood 1 year ago 4
Long Blame the King!
MadJohnEscapes 1 year ago 3
Hamlet will return in "Thunderball."
damnyoustamos 1 year ago 3
Hey!, any danish left, lol.. and uh get your head of my head,..Mo,Larry and Horatio...cut his throat in the church , cut his throat in the church I otta smack him...we decided to cut his throat in the church lol
wewenono77 1 year ago 8
"Your Ladyship..." "How's Lesbianism going?"
chewythechibi 1 year ago 18
What, no "Danish Clowns" line? Classic!
Otherwise, great job.
NeoSquirrel 1 year ago
@NeoSquirrel I thought the damp, smelly, silver fish infested, basement of the clow world kind of covered it. :-D
auritone 1 year ago 6
"I don't think so, breeder", that never fails to crack me up haha
PhilWithCoffee 1 year ago 2
"sum up!"
PannaIka 1 year ago
"I'm going over to Lady MacBeth's!"
That is funny on so many levels!
LOL XD
lonelysith66 1 year ago 2
*coughINCESTcoughcough*
c3section 1 year ago
"So when do they start selling stolen goods?"
"No, different kind of fencing....."
SkuubaSteve 1 year ago
..."stop the world! i wanna get off" lol
b17ek 1 year ago
this was so funny thank you for putting this up.
windknight360 1 year ago