u will be stopped for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time plus i tell u who is the MOT
I am an 11 years old singer/song-writer/composer from London. I need your HELP....
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this will take a loongggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time :)
What does LMJ answer when the guy says "Well I can't cuz there's a lady behind" she starts her question by "Does she have the ...?" what is the end of the question?
Racial equality will never be achieved unless we feel free to joke amongst ourselves. If you apply rigid rules, so that no one feels free, you're not helping anything.
I know this is a bit late but, little britain isnt raceist, just think of doing all the same to a french person, that wouldnt be raceist but to a indian IT IS?
hey, I don't got tiiime. In season 1 its so funny, she tells the learner driver to stop for some woman and she calls out to her to get into the car, and the woman is not interested and jocelyn says "I'm not gonna rape yew. I don't got tiiime."
"If yer look 47.3 degrees to your left, there you Christopher Columbus discover mr Witchcroft. As yr can visualalalalaly see, shes laying in prostation.. therefore I must write her another ticket." LMAO
The driving instructor is my favourite
lildashmizz 1 week ago in playlist Little Miss Jocelyn Series 2 Episode 1
The guy who was drivin the taxi was in Misfits
vileta9 1 week ago in playlist More videos from uktv4u
Naaaaah BMT ..They NEED To bring this back !
Princess887145 2 months ago
this is so funny looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
delarampsad 2 months ago in playlist Little Miss Jocelyn show clips
u will be stopped for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time plus i tell u who is the MOT
juldragonify 4 months ago
"Do you know the qwain?"
IGuessItsSteph 4 months ago in playlist Little Miss Jocelyn
cause I'm a calm person lol
OkeenoUnleashed 5 months ago
fast faast i don got taaaaaaaaaaaime!!!!!!!!!!!!lololo shes greattt
meryab11 5 months ago
i waz drinking milk when i watched this i nearly spit on the screen
smilieeshania127 5 months ago
i dont got time!
cocoatizz 6 months ago in playlist Little Miss Jocelyn show clips 5
IVE GOT WORMS *HUMPS FLOOR*
josephine29x 6 months ago
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Hi guys,
I am an 11 years old singer/song-writer/composer from London. I need your HELP....
Can you please check out my videos and give me some feedback so that I can improve??
We all have dreams, my dream is not only to become famous but have people enjoying my music. You can make my dream come true by going on my channel and leaving a comment.
‘Thumbs up’ will enable my message to be at the top and get more views.
Thank you for helping a little dreamer
TiaMusique 6 months ago
this will take a loongggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time :)
mizzuniqueist 6 months ago
LOL!!!!!! I've got worms!
Cuishi10 6 months ago
dis will take a loooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time
WINNIEG6 6 months ago
fast fast i dont go timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
WINNIEG6 6 months ago
ahahahah this is just great
Ropa0888k 7 months ago
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Ropa0888k 7 months ago
Lol@ I've got worms . Lollest lol
carolineogbonna 7 months ago
It isn't not-funny because it's racist, it's because it's tasteless and shite
samking247 7 months ago
i got worms
BronzeGangsta 8 months ago
she is the funniest!
lovely showww
meryab11 8 months ago
omg shes is the funniest lady ever
springdom 10 months ago
ong shes is the funniest lady ever
springdom 10 months ago
I love these series
GoGoUnOriginal 10 months ago
Thought she was Ghanian :S
MsJeffe007 10 months ago
woooowwww.....nice laugh therapy.....(i've got worms)......lmao
Pentaheart 11 months ago
Nigeriaaaaans are EMBARRASING me!!!!!!!!
xxxvaleriexxx100 11 months ago
@xxxvaleriexxx100 If u don't like it don't watch it
Deheny1 11 months ago
Omg this is too funny! Naija 4 life! But a Black person would never get beat by a white person, though still funny.
MrKratoni 1 year ago
@philomina3 no she doesn't :/
she's nigerian.
BBYoungLady 1 year ago
"well her perambulator was pa'ked Illegalaly!" :P LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
BBYoungLady 1 year ago 2
Little Miss Jocelyn....season 1,2,3.....4...
TheUndisclosedInfo 1 year ago
I have worms.
randomforeverr 1 year ago
@philomina3 shes Nigerian
MrRossical 1 year ago
@MrRossical not really just acting
brenty223 1 year ago
they going hard on nigerians for no reason
Ezibabi 1 year ago
@Ezibabi she's Nigerian so she's just having a laugh about her culture.
vikki12307 1 year ago
lool looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time
Jasoconth 1 year ago
Lmaoooo! This woman is freaking hilarious. I'm going to order her dvd's right now.
SofhiaX 1 year ago
meh..bits were funny. gotta couple laughs outta me
KrazySpydrLady 1 year ago
this is sooo flippen funny its unbelible miss jocelyn makes me larff soo muchhh aaaaa sheez a jkaahh blaaaddd' :D
nuhaababY 1 year ago
DAMN YOU BBC! BRING BACK MISS JOCELYN :(
JonathanGardnerTV 1 year ago 6
@JonathanGardnerTV innit though axed her for that idiot lee nelson
hahaha430 1 year ago
@JonathanGardnerTV agreed!
cdba2313 1 year ago
Christopher Columbus discover! lol
dancergur 1 year ago 2
she is soo jokezz my auntie
vapourmktv 1 year ago
lmao i am going to teach you a nigerian song se de muda mode lmaoooooo
linda2sexy 1 year ago
toooo joke maan
babiiprecious100 1 year ago
lovin the afican accent
iam15aac 1 year ago
i don't really find the worms thing that funny , looks a bit nasty , makes me cringe.
but the rest is funny.
howcanyoudothistome1 1 year ago 20
7:45 LMFAO
andremp03 1 year ago
oh man, i fuking miss this
BacteroidGetToKnow 1 year ago 27
He's on misfits! :)
Ponyless 1 year ago
What does LMJ answer when the guy says "Well I can't cuz there's a lady behind" she starts her question by "Does she have the ...?" what is the end of the question?
pinkeatspeaches 1 year ago
"Does she have a Zimmer frame?" meaning a walker, as used by elderly people.
otazay 1 year ago
oh thanks a lot! I tried to figure out what she said but I couldn't find anything in the dictionary.
pinkeatspeaches 1 year ago
really funny
Dav6785598 2 years ago
Amazing :)
Dav6785598 2 years ago
her and cathrine tate in the same show b jokes
NINESHOXXX 2 years ago
longggggggggggggggggggg timmmmmmmmmmme lol
queensims2 2 years ago
Bloody hilarious...
bardoville 2 years ago
that lad was cute ^^
ukmaggot 2 years ago
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This is so unfunny.
sweetbutdaring 2 years ago
aaahhhh lil miss jocelyn
i luv this show so much!
SHES BACK!
adriennebailonfan01 2 years ago
''she's back'' is there new episodes?
MrT12G12O12 2 years ago
'if you look 47.3 degress to your left, there you would christopher-columbus-discover mrs wichcombe...'
lmfao!
firebaby7 2 years ago 2
I am going to teach you a nigerian song....shede oda ode camon camon!! lololololol
LovesIT26 2 years ago
he does not know de quaynn!
LovesIT26 2 years ago
it was for insurance....that i turn up today!! LOL
LovesIT26 2 years ago
with the car an the old laddy
jammiedman212 2 years ago
me 2 i miss dat! i no all of them by heart! :P
misscely1 2 years ago
i love that this is on youtube so then i can watch it because i really miss it on tv she's soo funny
libertyhourfan 2 years ago 7
this isn't racist, it's funny, and black people know that!
CSIMfreak 2 years ago 154
TESTIFY!
whizzchic 2 years ago
@CSIMfreak I don't know why other races get offended when these types of show's aren't initially made for them. Dont like it, dont watch. Simple!
tinyyuki 1 year ago 2
@CSIMfreak ha ha ha ha aha ha
anyangel321 1 year ago
@CSIMfreak yeah
Deheny1 11 months ago
@CSIMfreak im mixed race half black half white
nafcupcake 7 months ago
where is dis ting set inn
mastercooly7 2 years ago
somewhere in london
Darathath 2 years ago
LMAO - 1:10 to 1:40
Little Miss Jocelyn, COME BACK! FAST FAST I AYNT GOT TYMEE!
RebeLity11 2 years ago 4
ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahaha
jazzigod 2 years ago
i dont get the i got worms ting
JManutd24 2 years ago 3
me too!!! help!!
mikebblu 2 years ago
i think it's because your a**hole itches terribly when you've got worms.
booyah75 2 years ago
i love little miss joycelyn is so fucking funny but i miss it!how come it doesn't come on anymore it's 2009!!!
Sashyalove 2 years ago 2
dey sed it was too racist so dey cancelled itt ....its a shame doee
victoriakwamin 2 years ago
really how though??it's so funny thoo
Sashyalove 2 years ago
but little britain is racist. with the indian woman in the fatfighters. but it didn't get cancelled.
BBC is the racist one.
theinventer6000 2 years ago 9
ur soooooooooooooo right
Nat6881 2 years ago
No she's not
jacobs088 2 years ago
Racial equality will never be achieved unless we feel free to joke amongst ourselves. If you apply rigid rules, so that no one feels free, you're not helping anything.
m0ufin 2 years ago 85
I know this is a bit late but, little britain isnt raceist, just think of doing all the same to a french person, that wouldnt be raceist but to a indian IT IS?
Your completley wrong
jacobs088 2 years ago
thou art right
pinkeatspeaches 2 years ago
it doesnt cume out any more cuz sume people fiught it was recit
sarahsarahsarah98 2 years ago
"what is his name? Invisible Man?" LOL
gutlessghoul 2 years ago 2
FAST FAST AYNT GOT TYMM
132SEXYNESS 2 years ago 3
i never knew about this show 0-0 lmao my name is jocelyn too XD. so you could guess how suprised i was when i thought i had my own tv show
AnimeChild1001 2 years ago
Omg lol "ur an angle, I BLOODY AM!"
And "Unlike u cus u always sweat, LIKE A BASTARD ON CRACK!!!!" LOL
Ohh dear, i dnt think there is actually one sketch that i dnt like or that doesn't make me laugh my friggin head off!!!!!
airwickcandles 3 years ago 2
omg this is hilarious im glad its here but sad it went.
FAST FAST I DONT GOT TIME!!
funny man funny
cherry9871 3 years ago
I GOT THE WORM!!! OMG that is to funny
chucky1x 3 years ago 3
I've got worms....Oh my God!!!!
ngenes2006 3 years ago
looool..this Woman Gives Me Jokess And Really should Come Back I'vee Been Hearing That She Is Soon.
LaydeeBreezah09 3 years ago 3
do you know if she is coming back anytime this month??
TropicalParadise246 3 years ago
this woman is really fun cant sto laughing
daspus 3 years ago 2
LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE END. WTF.
xXheysayjumpXx 3 years ago 3
lol - Seriously Little Miss Jocelyn should come back.
Smayemba08 3 years ago 7
lol it was nang
BabiiBashment 3 years ago 3
lol more dan live
tempaboi06 3 years ago
cum on fas fas i don't got time
RayGali 3 years ago 2
lol my mate lewis told me about this thank god
X619xreyx619x 3 years ago
This will take
a Loooooooooooooooooooong Time!
LLs
funibuni11 3 years ago 4
I don't want to be done for murder - again.
Mint. :D
JemTheWolf 3 years ago 5
"if you look 47.3 degrees to your left, there you will christopher-columbus-discover her!" XD
chester1536 3 years ago 7
Lols
YesAyee 3 years ago 2
i like the Nigerian drivin thing
YOU."YOU" USLESS PERSON AHAHa
Princesskrunk22 3 years ago 8
I've Gott Wormss Lool
Nomoresed 3 years ago 3
Funny , espacially the nigerian driving school part.
Dyamanti22 3 years ago 3
hey, I don't got tiiime. In season 1 its so funny, she tells the learner driver to stop for some woman and she calls out to her to get into the car, and the woman is not interested and jocelyn says "I'm not gonna rape yew. I don't got tiiime."
charliemanner 3 years ago
i love this show it is brilliant
ilovejamielomas 3 years ago 2
funny lol
blob5rulz 3 years ago 2
lol whahah
jeanoir 3 years ago
"this will take a looooooooooooooong time" lol luv da show !!!!!
ash4eva5 3 years ago 2
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this woman is really annoying.
mary14mary 3 years ago
so your saying afican comdey is annoying
BROOKLYNRAGE80 3 years ago 2
she is jokes man lol
adetong 3 years ago
i dont go tiiime!!! lol
imdatlyndachick 3 years ago
as yewh can visual lalalalalalalalaly see :)
emilizzle14 3 years ago
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she looks like a man but she really a PIMP
scuffar 3 years ago
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you are retarded.
stop08it 3 years ago
She ALWAYS has worms, it really is about time she saw a doctor about that.lol!
MrRadaikon 3 years ago
The Quaan Lol
shaq7427 3 years ago
hahahhahahaha, I love the traffic warden. The Best!!!
maaligirl 3 years ago
init. ilyk da wun fast fast i dun got tyyyyymm
yaadate 3 years ago
miss jocelyn is jokes!!! luv da bit wid da driva
xxxrudechick 3 years ago
nuff jokez..lol
babylishusxxxx 3 years ago
Fantastic :D :D :D
Kleinbold 3 years ago
i ant seen this episode well funny
nicb2710 3 years ago
LOL at 5:42 - 5:57 ^^
MrJak925 3 years ago
fast fast i don't got time this gone take a looooong time lol she's jokes
Shuwana10 3 years ago 3
init
yaadate 3 years ago
u know wen its time to stop, wen u can go no further,.LOL
luv that show
Ritt00 3 years ago
Lets go fast fast, i dont got time
soldier4ever1985 3 years ago
Cool, I love this show:)
chellbie 3 years ago
is little miss jocelyn nigerian
BabyEnvious123 3 years ago
yes but was given birth to in the uk
asowata2008 3 years ago
"If yer look 47.3 degrees to your left, there you Christopher Columbus discover mr Witchcroft. As yr can visualalalalaly see, shes laying in prostation.. therefore I must write her another ticket." LMAO
kooora18 4 years ago 4
its not hard.. wen u got worms its iTCHY!!!! so u sit down on da floor nd itch it
lBabiiJ 4 years ago
i shove my finger up my ass then pull 'it' out. Just kidding!!!
kooora18 4 years ago
classic
ceridor2 4 years ago
Little miss funny jocelyn the best comendy women o be dawn french's successor...
MusicLoverboyAndy 4 years ago 6
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When dogs have worms they drag their ass along the floor.....
donmarn1234 4 years ago
Does anyone get the I ve got worms thing someone please explain!
4149 4 years ago
like a dog having worms. she got some in her stomack
aboagy 3 years ago 5
like a bastard on crack lol x
luv da show but dis jus breds d cathrine tate show wiv d essex couple x
xlilyfanx 4 years ago
she aint tryin 2 bread i think katherine tate show is borin now that i watch little miss jocelny and she aint breadin
BabyEnvious123 3 years ago
web im bored i watch all da episodes agen
xsweet1x 4 years ago 2
brap brap my mum used to go skll wit her little miss jocelyn used to go to d andk
mossbourne55 4 years ago 2
I love Miss Jocelyn she rules she is the best.
Soratachi 4 years ago 2
YOU GO GIRL!! :D MISS JOCELYN RULES!!
Fesumien 4 years ago 2
this will take a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time!!! rofl
dan93iel92 4 years ago 2
veheecle
lol.
Kitsukiaa 4 years ago 5
LUV LIL MISSY JOCELYN
luv glady's ahah
1stdannunu 4 years ago
"As you can visualalalalalalalalaly see..."
Jocelyn rules!!!!
sasgb 4 years ago 8
omg the poor babies mouth is glued to her nipple lmao!!!!!!!!!!
azzer411 4 years ago
Great comedy - funny as hell - she's great. She sounds just like my ex girlfriend.
Craigios 4 years ago
I love this show it totally rules.
This will take a looooong time =D x
MintMichael 4 years ago 3
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WOMAN EVER OMG
mikzysw8 4 years ago 6
bring on series 3! lol...
dollarm 4 years ago 6
lol
annang9 4 years ago 5
this is brill, love the woman with worms and where she does the screaming woman. awesome
No1Gezz 4 years ago 7
You seriously rock for uploading this. I love it but I missed it. Thanks!
nickinoo 4 years ago 15
dis show is da shit
danpersie 4 years ago 3