Lil Markie Sings!!!

[gewoonAntonius]

ik ben zo erg jaloers op deze man

[tsfreh]

er is iets mis gegaan bij zijn doping

[deneusaap]

HHHAHahahhAhahahaHAHAHaHAH

[MasterShakeIII]

He needs to be monitored at all times around the children

[LoveSickTheMovie]

I used to sing like that, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[FnkDctr]

thats the voice he uses when trying to get little boys into his van

[westsidelurch513]

LMAO WOW

[SirArghPirate]

Creepy! What did I just watch?!

[OriginalNub]

Cringing at the way hes holding that book

[TheSixtysicks]

Today, OP was not a faggot

[an0nym0us1512]

fag OP who posted this on /b/.... wtfff

[TyTy518]

what... the fuck?

[HGummo]

You atheists are so edgy and cool.

I'll admit the baby part made me go wtf

[Sundancer1126]

this is scarey and terribly troubling. Why? Really this is the kind of shit people take time out of there lives to believe in? I am proud to not be involved in Christianity or any other organized religion.

[Nikkigirl2112]

This guy has to be a perv! Sure he didn't go to the same church as Sandusky and was ''touched''!

[SpkleAugrace86]

It appears that this man has cannibalized on Lil Markie! He apparently picked him up from the Neverland ranch while chillin' out with Jerry Sandusky & the Pope...

[Nikkigirl2112]

Did this guy go to Penn State and hang out with Jerry Sandusky?

[sd102884]

Why does veggie tails come into mind?

[SirGingrich]

Why, americans, do people watch this?

[thatlittleweirdkid]

@SirGingrich too much freetime, email forwards, you name it.

[fangsteen]

@uglyguido

I do too!!!!

[fangsteen]

Does God have front-butt??

[uglyguido]

I find this very difficult to masturbate to.

[guitarslinger213]

This guy was one of the bouncers on RoadHouse.

[mikekoz68]

Someone who knows all your thoughts, and follows you and always there? sounds pretty creepy- hey, Gay Louie Anderson, call the cops on this "god" creep, whoever he is

[apperkins]

Try this: when your baby is born, go to the doctor and tell him/her that your new child is both fearful and wonderful at the same time. See what reaction you get. Time to get the meds. Gotta go now and bake me some fearfully and wonderfully made chocolate chip cookies!

[lilbeaveymac]

demon possessed

[TheUncouthManor]

Is that the creepy "shalom" dude???

[JRuffinelli]

This guy looks like Louie Anderson with a mullet. But even more of a flaming closet homosexual.

[WeTheStrange]

A sacrifice of praise? Now I've heard it all!!

[mattman289]

Moving.

[1SMF0F]

Hey faggot who posted this on Unfiction, you aren't funny.

[SadlyChamo]

@1SMF0F I agree. The first video was worst. >_< I NEED EYE BLEACH!

[8thPrincessofHeart1]

The performance would have been just fine without that stupid voice. Or at least get a puppet fella.

[BLCaptainCrazy]

I should flag this due to public sweats.

[whiston532]

John Candy ?

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

Happy Zombie Jesus Day everybody :D

[ZaxxDavros]

THEY ALL CLAP AT THE END LIKE NORMAL SHIT JUST HAPPENED!!! HAHAHAHA

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

@ZaxxDavros LOL

[Pr0mNiteDumpsterBaby]

Woah, what the fuck?!?

[texasnick19]

I'd like to beat this guy with paint cans until his elbows bleed.

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

Pwaise

[jazzx251]

If I knew that I was creating that, I'd be scared too.

"Fearfully made" alright.

[theneonfire]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

[tomsquirrel]

This is amazing. simply amazing

[gumpachoo]

I love it ! Hey haters, he's going to live forever ! What about you ?

[cryptsub]

@gumpachoo No he won't live forever, nor will you or I. Grow up.

[socksumi]

A flagrant rip off of Howie Mandel's 'Bobbie".

[erniehead]

How come Christian music generally sucks?

More proof that God a) doesn't exist, or b) has shit for taste.

[Thomistica]

@erniehead Try Mozart, Bach, and Beethoven.

[jonesyop]

@erniehead Hey I'm not christian or anything but Demon Hunter is pretty damn good

[smanque]

Is that that dumbass you has the anti-abortion tripe where he sings in this voice as a dead fetus?

[Bobsagetlives]

hide yo kids....

[SyCoeSis]

for some reason i want to blame him and this song for pedophiles

bad joke aside

WTF was that voice towards the end

[dookdigity]

This song has been stuck in my head all day. BRAINWASHING HAS COMMENCED

[ButtplugClock]

creepy on so many levels.

[Aj1524]

If this guy is under the impression that his imaginary friend god created him, and made him so fucked up, why does he worship god?

[autumnfall1189]

i'm pretty sure that this video has so little views because no one can make it through the entire thing.

[ht3mex]

I wasn't sure but now I am, THERE IS NO GOD

[Lunchbert]

"Fearfully made"? Like, "made in fear"?

[erniehead]

Ok Christians - how does one actually BE a "sacrifice of praise?"

[queenbunny76]

I really liked this video thanks for making it.

[WeeMan08]

I want to kill him IRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leatherbubba]

Howie Mandel got fat.

[thecalmiceman]

I've never understood why the concept of fearing God was so played up. Sounds like a bad time to me.

[SharksRule86]

I should hire this man to sing at my birthday party.lol.

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

When he escaped in secret,

Tiptoed past the nurses ward,

He disguised himself, just because they knew him

He bought a yellow sweater, he wrote a real lame song.

Then the church made him

What he IS!!

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

He is CRAY-ZEE,

He is fearfully CRAZED,

All the days of beer and ......feed;)

And he'll always

Be a in a psychotic daze,

For he is completely and utterly...

CRAAAAZED......

[mykidsdad36]

Also -..Just because he's as big as two people, doesn't mean he needs to play the part!

[mykidsdad36]

And we wonder why they think we christians are looney tunes? Please tell me how this Glorifies God?

If we want to be taken more seriously, espeacially in the day & time we live in where there are many religious nuts running around...Blowing up planes and buildings and beheading people in the name of their god...The last thing we as Christians need ( BTW -We are the ones saying.. We have the TRUTH!!) is some guy, with what appears to be at best - Multiple Personality disorder

[BeauJames59]

@mykidsdad36 I felt closer to God after listening to this.........

[mykidsdad36]

@BeauJames59 - Seriously?Please tell me you're joking, because if not...I have an address for you to mail a $50,000.00 Check That will make you feel real close to the Lord as well!-LOL

[BeauJames59]

@mykidsdad36 OK, I only felt closer to God because I felt suicidal (smile)

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

I'm keeled over from all the JOY I tell you, so much joy..... TEARS are streaming down my face........buckets of tears.......

My sides are killing me.

[BassistGal]

Lil Markie?!? There's nothing little about him! He's 700 pounds of sweat and sweaters!!!

[marsgodofwarx]

dave coulier

[AerobicRobot]

It's meatwad!

[besquell]

hell yeah bitches this is my next ringtone

[glun]

Haters gon' hate.

[nougatzimmerframe]

You'd think child molesters would want to keep a lower profile than this.

[rawfishe]

God gave him a gift. 

[snoopval]

oh dear, this is real, I thought that maybe someone synthisized his voice, but he really is doing that, I missed the lil markie intro, oh my.

[RedPanda79]

He looks like an egg in a holder. The shape of his body is amazing!

[LInsomnie]

what is you are born retarded. did the lord plan for me to be a retarded baby

[markglit]

only reason hes anti abortion is because hes too fat to get a fuck

[xxRazorJadexx]

I think Satan wrote the bible in order to dupe people into worshipping the wrong dude. And this guy... is the result. Satan you joker.

[bigboy45454545]

Is this meant to be really funny? He just can't work out a good diet plan and proper wardrobe choices through Jesus Christ. And a mullet, really?

[deathraykills]

you have the voice of an angel. your voice is like a combination of fergie and jesus.

[CoolerKing37]

Ugh. John Belushi, Chris Farley, and John Candy are all dead yet this fat fuck is still alive? Goddammit...

[stgm]

@CoolerKing37 Really? Are you serious? The difference between those three and this guy is that two of those guys died from injecting or ingesting extremely toxic and dangerous substances into their bodies and the other ate himself to death. This guy is a little overweight and doesn't do drugs. Not defending this retarded shit, but it's ridiculous when people wonder why (unhealthy drug addict) died while (guy who is living cleanly) lived.

[CoolerKing37]

@stgm

My point

Your head

[jakula666]

I get the "fearful" part....maybe not the "wonderful". Lil Markie is the voice of the little boy this guy wishes he was molesting.

[justslashandbleed]

He just gets so into it. He point at the fucking sky. POINTS AT THE FUCKING SKY. People have died.

[JesusHug]

lol Does God think this is Cute?!?

[GoonsAndCameras]

I am familiar with Christ's teachings, and there are a couple of things that are just weird:

1. being "fearfully made"

2. "made in secret"

3. "a sacrifice of praise"

what?

[HipHop101Tv]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­

[odinata]

This is what happens to a guy who can't visually locate his own penis.

[KaceyH]

Let's not be ignorant to the fact that someone married this guy (ring on the left hand). Really?

[lagnaf007]

That is one goofy looking fat ass virgin.

[Nikkigirl2112]

the singing homo!

[PsychLion]

@Nikkigirl2112 Die bitch

[WeTheStrange]

@Nikkigirl2112 That's insulting to homosexuals.

[Xiao6996]

What the hell did I just witness?!

[JezuzPlezuz]

@Xiao6996

You've witnessed a neurological malfunction named lil markie.

[Xiao6996]

@JezuzPlezuz Normally speaking I would say that naming a neurosis with something other than a disorder or disease name is a very bad idea. But, I suppose there can be no other explanation for this as I have yet to see chimpunkvoicedelusionalosis in a book anywhere...

[CaptVelocity]

1. This guy doesn't represent all Christians, but the video is funny. (and scary)

2. Montsyblackmadonna is just scary (can you say "crazy flakes"?), and doesn't represent actual Christians.

[montsyblackmadonna]

@CaptVelocity You lie for the devil.You are obviously under demonic influence,and you are obviously out to divide the Body Of Christ.Lil Markie is anointed by God.Yes I am an actual christian,how dare you say differently.I raise up my four children for the Lord,and homeschool them so people like you want be a bad influence on them.I wish there was more good and wholesome music out there like this,for children to listen to.I will never allow my children to listen to popular music,satan's music.

[CaptVelocity]

@montsyblackmadonna I am neither possessed, nor did anything I said (or will say) has anything to do with satan. You can't say that every time someone disagrees on something. I only said what I said because you're not supposed to be so aggressive with your beliefs. I'm sorry if I was harsh, but all that was really uncalled for.

[Jesusismothra]

if there was a god, an anvil would've materialized over his head and crushed him to death.

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

The tune is so lame, it should be on a 70's deodorant commercial.

Of course that bizarre voice was the topper, but what the hell is with the lyrics, man............ the lyrics. Sacrifice of praise? Fearfully made? WTF is he taliking about?

Is there a grammar problem here, or is it complete utter delusion, or didn't he care enough for it to make sense?

OR is it that "Holy Spirit " I LACK which helps make one unable to notice obvious stupidity?

[SAUNDERSacts2618]

@BrightStaroftheDawn What the hell is this?

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

@SAUNDERSacts2618

A Christian singer, who expects people like me to take him seriously.

lol

[TheEyeOfJustice]

Difficult to believe he's actually Biz Markie's brother

[bigvirgotube]

The other part sounds like something I'd hear Junior Asparagus or Larry the Cucumber do...or something one would do with kids and maybe a puppet.

I like the song, but doing it this way..well..takes away from the song a bit...

[cookieshopgirl]

i'm scared now !!!!!!!!!!

[comicfl]

I can't stop listening to this freaking creepy song!

[thefriendsociety]

I think this is man at this full peak of insanity. At first I thought maybe the ending scene of taxi driver when travis bickle goes on his killing spree when man had finally had enough but this is really it.

[montsyblackmadonna]

Lil Markie has consecrated his blessed voice to the Lord !

We must as christians stand up against the devil and his gay rights agenda !

[fishthisbig]

I can't decide if this is a 5 star or 1 star video. After I heard Lil' Markie sing about abortion I was a changed man. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard or uncomfortably. This?... Well, this was just rich.  It's so wonderfully discomforting. My only wish is that the camera would turn toward the audience. I flinched at the voice change. I want to see the congregation's faces when that voice peered through.

[maryJ420lover]

creeeeeeepy

[jmg94j]

This is why I had to stop going to church. Long periods of boring, stupid, windbaggery interupted by moments of unbearable torture like this one.

[76sagi]

JIHAD!!!

[1996cowman]

did he make this to be funny or legit? haha hilarious either way

[besquell]

pee wee hermans fucked brother how could you not laugh at this jackkass.I am terrified now and going to hide in my corner.

[moskrillakilla]

I was going to kill myself before I saw this video. Thank you little mark for showing me the light of the lord!

[enderwign]

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[ccon7279]

how funny that the christians ACTUALLY take this seriously lol lol lol

[elizalien]

my god, this is fucking ridiculous. i'm also athiest but what does this have to do with the fact the lil markie is hilarious and creepy as hell? not shit..

i'll tell you one thing, getting into arguments through youtube comments is the biggest waste of time..

[montsyblackmadonna]

Lil Markie is annointed,and his ministry is saving tens of thousands of little souls for the Lord God Most High through Jesus Christ !

What america needs is a nationwide annointing !

My New Years Resolution for 2012 is to Ban Gay Marriage !

Have a blessed day !

[Br4ntburz]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[montsyblackmadonna]

@Br4ntburz

God is working powerful miracles through Lil Markie,

What america needs is a nationwide annointing.

I donnot think you are funny at all !

Ban gay marriage now !!!

Sarah Palin 2012,unless someone even more christian and conservative comes along.

[OrTheThirdPerson]

obvious troll is obvious.

[jakula666]

@montsyblackmadonna I think lil markie is molesting tens and thousands of little souls for "The Lord God Most High" through Jesus Christ.....I wont get into your fundamentalist views, which Im sure you are proud of...but one must admit that this is an embarassment to your God. My New Years resolution is that I will see you in hell. :)

[montsyblackmadonna]

@jakula666 You lie for the devil you perverted minded heathen.I rebuke you in the name of the Lord.Lil Markie is a Blessing From God To America.His amazing voice is a God given gift.This video is Anointed By God.Shame on you. Ban gay marriage now.Impeach Obama Now.We must and shall reclaim america for Christ.Vote Bible in 2010 & 2012 !

[jakula666]

@montsyblackmadonna AWESOME! Im a heathan!How many other ppl on here got called a heathan? Just me ! Woohoo! I win the " I upset the religious nutcake more than you." award!

[montsyblackmadonna]

@jakula666 It is because you chose to leave me a comment in the first place,jackass.You name reveals that you are a servant of the antichrist and his master Satan !

[jakula666]

@montsyblackmadonna yes...yes I am. Calling me a jackass makes me see that you are as well. tsk. tsk. What would Jesus Do? See you in hell. :)

[montsyblackmadonna]

@jakula666 Jackass is a good descriptive word to describe you.Jackass is used in the bible many times,Praise God.

[jakula666]

@montsyblackmadonna Jackass is used in the bible to describe a donkey. That is what a jackass is. It is a donkey. I however...am not a donkey. I am a human. A human/goat hybrid demon beast to be exact. At any rate...Jesus didn't call people names. Praise Satan.

[montsyblackmadonna]

@jakula666 You gave a good description of what you really are.I will not argue with you over that.You post like a satanic democrat donkey human/goat hybrid demon brute beast.

One thing is obvious,and that is that you are going to hell.

[jakula666]

@montsyblackmadonna "Judge not lest ye be judged". Thats a commandment from your Bible that you continually violate so...you too will burn. I will see you there. Ill be the human goat demon beast that shoves a pitchfork up your ass... sinner.

[jakula666]

@montsyblackmadonna and by the way...I eat democrats for breakfast. For I...am a libertarian.

[montsyblackmadonna]

@jakula666 You are still going to hell,sinner.

[jakula666]

@montsyblackmadonna Awesome. see you there.

[jakula666]

@montsyblackmadonna P.S. Prince William isn't the antichrist....I AM

[roudy1689]

is this like a type of alterative sentencing?

[montsyblackmadonna]

We need to hear more of good wholesome christian music like Lil Markie sings on the radio,instead of all that satanic rock and pop,and rap !

Sarah Palin 2012 !

[montsyblackmadonna]

God bless Lil Markie he is a blessing from God to America !

Sarah Palin 2012 !

Ban gay marriage now !

Have a blessed day !

[clash75]

1. fuck god and religion

2. sarah palin is a shriveled old cunt

3. what is wrong with gay people, the only reason you dont like gay people is because you were touched by a priest when you were a kid (you can refer this back to number 1)

4. fuck having a blessed day, u fucking religious nut job

and fuck all religious music, the "satanic rock and pop" are the only interesting thing in this boring as fuck modern day and age

[montsyblackmadonna]

Your language reveals much about you.

You are obviously either under the influence of demons or you are full blown demon possessed !

If you think this world is just so boring try reading a book for a change.

I know,you could start with the holy bible,Potty Mouth !

Have a blessed and holy day !

[clash75]

right off the bat i would like to say is thank you for replying to my post so soon.

yes, i do have and use vulger language, i am neither influenced or under the possession of demons for one reason: they dont exist (yes i am an athiest)

i do read books, i have a list of over 300 books that i want to buy, the list contains a broad amount of genres, everything from crime to philosophy, what books do you read? (i know the bible)

finally why should gay marriage be banned (valid reason not hate)

[montsyblackmadonna]

I can gather from your post,

that not only are you a potty mouth,but stupid too.

[clash75]

how am i stupid?

[clash75]

and if you want i will tell you the authors on the list

[clash75]

i eagerly await your reply

[Demendred1605]

That guy's a pedder ass

[MrZigwah]

@Demendred1605 8 yr olds dude

[Demendred1605]

Yea, he would diddle 8 year olds, whats your point

[MrZigwah]

I thought you were quoting form the book of Lebowski

[xxfizzlexx]

what. the. hell.

weirdest little child laughter ever

[Zoe9112001]

how did he make that baby voice?!

[Whitesky9]

LMFAO

[iMrCtown]

@Whitesky9 ur gay

[reclusivesage]

Ugh. A death growl would have been a huge improvement over whatever that voice was.

[intarcouch]

this is fucking beautiful

[cryptsub]

someone beat his inner child!