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  • hahaha. Oh fox news. Your so funny XD

  • this guy is disgusting

  • You're a sarcastic little ass. Luckily for us you're not good enough to be a "real" newscaster. Maybe if you grew some nice tits like Megan you'd have a better chance at it? yuk yuk

    Oh yeah, and I'm sure the Law Degree has nothing to do with her abilitis.

  • When the 2012 appocolyps comes they will be among the first to be eaten. I'm thinking of a nice white sauce...and fava beans, of course.

  • Over 22,000 children die every day around the world. If you were truly outraged, you wouldn't be on you tube right now. The murder of a child by a parent (happens 250 to 300 times per year in the United States alone). Pornographic obsession with executing Casey is useless. If you really want to save a child's life, buy a mosquito net. Get involved in the Children's Defense Fund.Don't scream for somebody's blood and pretend you're doing something noble.

  • Fox News needs to die in a fire.

  • I SUPPORT THIS VIDEO. IT MADE ME SAY "HA HA HA" AND I DON'T SMELL LIKE FISH FROM IT EITHER! THANK YOU MISTER CRACKED DOT COM GUY.

  • Holy Himey... is this guy ever annoying.

  • So we've got Morphine AND Soul Coughing? Why is this the first series of videos that has such amazing musical taste?

  • fox feels lonenly, they just want some attention

  • can someone kill that blonde bitch?

  • what the fuk is the point of this report???

  • How can you take foxs news serious after something like this? Fox news is more like FoxFail.

  • Who's the clown narrating? Will he ever find a clue? Or an original thought?

  • Fox: covering the stories that really matter.

  • mercedes colwin has some nice tits

  • Gladstone, pull that sharp stick out of your ass. Megan Kelly was playing off Vella's character on a TV show, not his real-life ethnicity. And she didn't try to sound like a Brooklyn girl. Also, looping video of arm gestures while playing wacky music is corny.

    This is just a low-impact human interest story that appeals to viewers who play the lottery. It would have been funnier to point out that Fox viewers apparently are also lottery players, since the lottery is a voluntary tax on bad math.

  • @vau0807 Somebody took the Dave Ramsey course!

  • Stereotypical con: "You mentioned Fox News in an unflattering light! WAAAAAH! YOU'RE A LIBERAL! WAAAAH! MSNBC DUZ DIS N CNN DUZ DAT! WAAAAH!"

  • Kenny Sue has nice tits ! (the chick on the left)

  • what an artist a blank peice of paper..

  • The state would have no problem in determining if it was a winning ticket or not; there is a series of numbers on each ticket that would verify if it was the winning ticket or not; trust me, the state would run that number for final determination.

  • dis fucker is stupid talking shit bout other people specially bout dem psychic kids

  • Che cazzo!

  • u shouldint believe in fox or cnn or other tv news

  • picture at 2 34 clearly depicts a reptiliain... look at the eyes they're clearly slits

  • Typical Faux News.

  • fox news pulls everything outta their ass

  • this man makes me sick

  • There's a hidden message here ppl. Even if you win the lottery, the government still has the power to take it away, yup even celebrities. Is that or that the gov. Is too broke to give out jackpots. Either way it sucks!

  • wait wait wait... so was it a misprint or he read it wrong? because one of the workers told him it was a 17, that means they could see it.. so im guessing he didn't read it correctly? if it was a misprint, then ill be taking all my losing tickets in to see if there was any misprints, which means i could still win :)

  • This guy pisses me off... I don't know why but he just does!

  • fox is biased for the republican side, and every other news station is biased for the democratic side

  • What was the point in this?

  • 1. Kelly was just being funny. 2. WTF does Kelly's roots have to do with anything. And why hate on Kelly? 3. Your reply was juvenile. 4. The issue was newsworthy. Why do you pretend it wasn't? 5. Why did you use hate by numbers as an excuse to smear the most watched network in the America? Bias? Hate By Numbers, How do I hate thee? I couldn't even begin to count the ways.

  • @denalaurens "And that's all from Denalaurens....for now." haha

  • @RockiesColdBlogger It would be hard to top my last performance. But should a time occur that I must, well.......

  • @denalaurens NEWSWORTHY? How the fuck is this newsworthy?

  • @nakenmil An actor wins the lottery which the State says is a typo is a legal issue, which Kelly, being a former prosecutor AND, being that her segment is for legal issues in the news, had 2 guests on to debate the debate on the ticket. That is her job. Just because you weren't interested in this issue, does not diminish the newsworthiness of it.

  • @denalaurens Did they mention a typo? I didn't hear it, I just assumed he saw wrong. Now, I guess a typo is more likely. Even still, this should have been dropped by as a throwaway "funny" newscase at the very most. I mean, it has consequences for a single person. Whoop-de-freakin-doo.

  • @nakenmil I don't think they saw it as funny ha-ha. Maybe funny strange, given that if the State made a typo, they should still honor the ticket. Otherwise, they could claim typo on all winnings, which would actually be fraud.

  • Corporate media is an illuminati NWO government brainwashing mind control device...

  • @Taxidriver987 craaaaazy = you

  • @fear614 dtupid= yooouuuuu

  • holy shit, the two women she calls up are the same person 20 years apart !

  • your actually a moron dude

  • lol

  • What a freaking jerk!!!! This guy thinks he's being clever! I remember college and know where the education system has actually brainwashed these kids. Hey buddy, in time you will learn what only time and life experience shows you as you grow into adult-hood! Let the grownups take care of you, just like you and your progressive buddies want the government to cradle you. You can go back to the kids table now.

  • @grim1pisces1965 Well, he is being clever. He's demonstrating how Fox News, when they don't have anything else to do, just makes shit up that has nothing to do with anything relevant. Kinda like yourself. Clearly, any attack on Fox News is just part of the massive liberal media conspiracy to help the government take over all private property and create the ultimate welfare state, right?

  • artists rendition of the number 7, motherfucking fox i saw what you did there

  • Megyn Kelly is a qualified lawyer, at the very least she knew the answer before posing the question.

  • Is it really to late to seperate the north from the south; they can keep their Fox News

  • @pmack1101 umm i hate fox news and i live in the south... so no.

  • boring

  • lol at "miss Nebraska 1999"

  • Slow news day?

  • Ha! That's funny! You called them smart!

  • No, whats funny is how stupid YOU are! Now THATS funny! XD

  • I love how fox acts like theyre all about the soldiers over seas but lets see, theyre wasting air time on this shit? fox news again loses more credibility, good job man love your vids

  • um do they constantly have to show soldier stories? like other morning shows that show with kelly and hemmer isnt a hard news program...its so strange that liberals will try to find anything at all tro knock fox news...and hey btw at least fox isnt constanly hosting people who rail on our troops being "murderers"

  • and i agree with you, i make state ments and ask questions just for the sake of my own questions. and you have helped me further understand my own ideals.

  • hate by numbers is back november 16!! i cant wait!

  • Marketing genius, hire strippers and teach them how to read. Awesome!!!

  • @tiboss2 then teach them to start a dry-cleaning business  -American Dad

  • That was funny. Thanks for the larf.

  • i HATE fox news!

  • You should hate all news because they're all full of shit. But I get it, Fox News is just ridiculous and yet they have so many viewers. What does that say about americans? lacking

  • Yeah well, they report before they "investigate", if you will. Its annoying! At least other news reports facts, while fox news seems to report before any facts are confirmed! Fox news says this, and later you find out that was a complete lie. Absolutely, ridiculous! (and if anyone thinks otherwise, im prepared to give examples)

  • Simon says Mercedes Colwyn is smokin! No matter how big a shill she is.

  • It is called satire.

    It is rational criticism and as such amusing though not funny in the comedic sense.

  • Why do you keep talking...your just annoying!!!!! Humor is not your strong suit.

  • it's you're not 'your'. If you're going to insult someone or tell them what they should or shouldnt do, at least learn to speak proper english.

  • At least learn to capitalize your sentence starting words before insulting somebody about their grammar.

  • you're talking about punctuation... pretty irrelevant since it won't alter the point of the message. However, when you use words that that don't fit the concept (READ: you're = you are, your = possessive), it makes the message harder to read or changes it completely.

  • Well at least someone is tryng to get all ppl to notice cnn Fox news sucks

  • This guy is not funny at all

  • I could draw that "artist's rendering" when I was 8!

  • Sean Hannity blows Ahmandinejad.

  • Mccnuget-

    eat my ass.

    is that brilliant enough commentary for you, you closet-case pedophile?

    die of AIDS, child-molesting perv.

  • A Comment and a Commentary are two different things...

  • Apomonomenos-

    so are a douche-bag and a fuckwad, yet you manage to be both.

    i don't need anonymous lessons on semantics.

  • Sporadic

    I love you

    That is all

  • flyinganal-

    christ....

    i pray you are a chick.

    something tells me, however, that very few females are using "anal" in their usernames.

    love me from afar, precious, and let us avoid future legal issues.

    peace!

  • This loser had absolutely NO POINT to make.

  • The point is that Fox News isn't really news of any kind at all. Just propaganda and pointless filler (stories like this!) Basically, I disagree with you on at least 1 of your points. I have no way of knowing if this guy's a loser. Apparently even if he is, he's more perceptive than some others on here...

  • No you're wrong. FOX News does have political opinion like O'Reilly and Hannity and Colmes, but it does have regular news which is unbiased and pretty professional.

    Fox News interview style is one of the best in the industry. They actually list an interviewee's accademic and professional resume on the screen below him thereby allowing the viewing audience to see who is talking and why he/she maybe saying the things they say.

  • I was honestly about to rant, but I can see it won't matter. Let me put it this way. I could tell from the first 'news' cast I ever saw from Fox that they had an agenda at the very least, and with people like ORLY and Hannity at the helm, my initial suspicions have simply been reinforced. That is all.

  • Yeah but Hannity et al aren't really the news portion as they are akin to ABC Dateline or CNBC's Scarborough or the Rachel Maddow show .... Even in Canada we have a national broadcaster which has agenda driven shows.... Its natural! CBS and ABC which pretend to be neutral are really just hiding their ideologues sometimes not so well ...(Daniel Rather).

  • My favourite newspaper has a liberal agenda, but it doesn't aggressively force the liberal viewpoint down my neck then claim to be 'fair and balanced'. Do me a favour and watch the vid below then tell me what you make of it.

    watch?v=DzLdVNM9pQ8

  • i live in the uk so i dont have to put up with this stuff lol

  • Its sad that Fox News and it's ignorant viewers don't have brains. Murdock is playing on their stupidity. Amazing.

  • Why is Fox so popular? Does it say something about the IQ of the nation? Or are intelligent people just watching it so they can lampoon the obvious bigotry it contains? Either way, advertisers are licking their lips. So stop already! Watch CNN or something.

  • lol cnn is no better

  • He can do whatever he wants its his video

  • when did sled suggest he couldn't do whatever he wants? get out of the house and get a job, oh wait, you're waiting on Obama to give you one right?

  • Ok wtf is up with the palin shit she is not jesus or something and whats would be the point in "raising the dead" or walking on water???? wtf..

  • you're an idiot.

  • hey buddy gladstone picks on all news channels dumbass

  • More importantly, why would you try to defend Fox?

  • I believe that Fox News requires all news anchors to get a complete lobotomy when they're hired.

  • im unsubscribing until we get lex back poor viewer ratings for this show even lex got more..BRING back lex

  • bring back Lex

  • This guy is just disapointing...

    Bring Lex back, it's not the same without him!

  • It's not the same at all. It's a totally different show. It has nothing to do with News on Cracked and it did NOT replace News on Cracked.

  • This kinda sucked... Cracked is losing their touch... or this guy just isn't funny...

  • umm... this kinda sucked... Cracked has kinda lost their touch... or maybe this guy just isn't funny...

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