Asshole Mario 2 Stage 1

[1AngelusNoctis]

where can i download this game? XD

the link on the descriotion is broken

(same thing on asshole mario 1)

[flmbyz]

Seriously, the guy that designed these levels and made his friend play it should at least let him bone his sister for this crap!

[tolla02]

4:35 OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! XD

[yemanyaaa]

Asshole Mario 2 ....The Chaos Continues

[zeniasole1]

where you download it plz link thnx

[liljokawild2005]

LMAO!!! 14:35

[sudeshsookdeo]

I really like the design for this stage in particular.

[Aztecius]

then at 14:53 lol u mad bro?

[Aztecius]

13:44 BAM cheap shot

[19BeNDeR90]

LOL die-o-rama XD

[CommandoRazor]

1:53 I can't do it :(

[jeffdavid0]

13:44 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Problem?

[TheCheatingBastard]

This series of videos deserves more views than it gets.

[OgnarPliskin]

0:10

I would have ended it there.

[LongNoseGamer]

thisgame is such a dick

[abazabba1000]

what song is this

[sp4mmagd00d]

if you are japanese, how is your english THAT good?

[forwardbias]

Imagine the rage. Putting up a hacked version of SMW, the only mod being tons of invisible coin blocks. Put it up on a torrent site. And then just laughing, knowing that the unsuspecting people that download it are likely going to smash their keyboard/game pad into the wall. I wonder how many invisible coin blocks I could put into an otherwise unmodded game. I might just have to find out. I am evil like that.

[DarKNeSSCaLLeD22]

Even the introduction screen wants him dead HAHAHA

[PayQPayQ]

same person who made Hostel

[Fykkyr]

14:33 FINALY!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU

[Kurachi84]

black flower bring bad luck, but invisible blocks ruin games :P

this is the worst series of SMW hack i've ever seen, which is why i watched it several times :D

ps. mario SHOULD get his reward from the princess now, and a huge one.....

[missymather]

ah yuck since when does your fuckin dick extend 3 inches

[Kurachi84]

@missymather wrong person to reply to.....

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Shigeru Miyamoto: TIME TO TROLL MY MARIO FANBOYS!!!

[MrLawyathim]

WHAT THE HELL??

[Eurgiga]

Know how many problems Mario could solve by carrying a rifle? All of them.

[ImmaDinsaurRawr]

What is this game?

[aznboi415nigguh]

my favorite movie of all time...watching you play this game <3

[jfunkhardy]

why keep showing parts you've gotten past? show mario die then pick up right from there. i know i took you three days to get through one level but i dont wana sit here for that long

[xTheDeathSaintx]

alllll that shit....just to go to the beginning XD

[tarek12mig]

xD xD i now gonna die from laughting lo...hahahahaha look for his penis and that plant that like plant kissing his penis xD word1 end xD 07:49

[123leyton123]

I HAVE THIS ASSHOLE MARIO!!!!!!!!

[IMLHIS4AF]

9:50 - Oh look, there’s even an S for Satan!

[Daemon5258]

Learn to Save State and Load State properly and I wouldn't of wasted 15 mins of my life (only 5 mins... ok maybe 8 mins)

[Mtown3254]

@Daemon5258 Learn to not be a terribad pussy gamer and don't use save states so you can beat the level legitimately.

[Daemon5258]

@Mtown3254 I don't play. Just watch. I always thought save stating was the way to go on these "types".

Kudos for trying it with out using save states though.

[cc69cc]

jajajjaa very good, I like this stage :D

[Yonkage]

"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge baseballs?"

"No, Mario. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."

[AdamantFlame]

@rwmerlot777 so that means that the player now has a 3inch sh-long

[actinoidify]

Who else would agree that they would literately tear their computer in half with their bare hands if they started playing this game... I would... I would tear my computer in half like a piece of notebook paper...

[flatwhiteblack]

what is the music where the world selection is taking place at the end called

[ZenKuei]

@MoOnBaBy05 Lmao.

[spikeman316]

who evil mind did this fuckin hack???

[shatterknee]

Truly classic. You have to go through all that just to get the p block to survive beating it at the beginning. HA HA HA HA.

[SesaayGayeaa154]

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[BellreaReign]

ゴールバー　切ったと思えば　やはり罠　もちろん道中　意地悪だらけ

0:15と0:27怒りの挨拶食らっただけなのに、タイムアップ­って…何故に？

8:30それは無し！普通に考えたら無理だから。

14:31マリオさん、どこから出て来るの！？

[TheShydox]

13:44 WTF le poisson les boules j'ai pleuré pour toi

[mrouw]

12:40 "Now! GoGoGoGoGOGOG-! NonononoNONONOOO!! O_o" rofl xD

I'm lovin' this shit. Watching you made your way throu Asshole Mario 1 just made my day ~ and it looks like this one will defenetly doing the same! :D

[MoOnBaBy05]

The devil was laughing when he made this stage

[tseunder18]

how to jump in this game..

[167TOONML]

Patience is a must for this nonsense.

[aldar98]

@167TOONML masochism as well.

[5ellers]

LOL! i love the beginning i didn't even know you could die after you cross the tape

[RctdevilXtreme]

hmm this vid is funny ^^ i also did a little playtrough of kaizo 1, called kaizo on crack! its on my account if u guys want to watch it..^^

[Javariko]

Really nice level design :)

[kattowitz4]

5:46 I would rage quit at this point

[meowistforlife]

this is what evil gamers will have to play in hell

[RHarris117]

This is a guide on how to commit suicide.

[trojanman699]

my favorite part 2:36 :)

[waikintsui304]

this is what i call hardcore asshole mario...

[STNHTP]

13:45 Beat Ya!!!!

[STNHTP]

8:45 LOL!!!

[STLGAMERZTV]

WTF who made this?

[Armalizilto]

Kaizo Mario = Diabolical Mario, Apocalypse Mario, Devil Mario...

What sinister names you can think up?

[omalor]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I've Had It With This Motherfckng Invisible Blocks In This Motherfckng World!!

[omalor]

does anybody know what it says in the black box at the beginning?

[franztanaka]

@omalor I can't read that, but it's probably "Welcome to Hell"

[LuckyStr1ka]

I only understand: "Toyota Honda Mitsubishi Mitsubishi Daihatsu Hyundai Hyundai" :(

[Thow50]

13:46 Denied lol

[Supenmanu]

And i thought Kaizo Mario 1 was hard?

[crimsonlycans]

The hell of a game....

Sadist invented this and masochist plays this....wow...

[apurimies477]

 #LOL =)

[leafbarrett]

Why do I get the feeling this is legitimately a blind run?

[Adrian0171]

4:35 RUN!!

[FrostyTheSnowball]

57 people couldn't get past the intro.

[jpanimegamefan]

0:40 It says "That bitch has been caught again, so I've decided to go to save her to maintain my face." and

1:25 " You should appreciate me placing the goal close by" in Japanese.

[leafbarrett]

@jpanimegamefan Really? I've always wondered what all the Japanese said...

[DualShooter]

LOL 14:32 the designer lied to him!

[01shawn]

I would pay to see the greatest freakout kid playing this...

[Deadpool948]

14:32 Instant Suicide

[Giliasboon]

13:45 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Arawanach]

avoid the goal, huh? then I think I would go for panic attack... at least they are not trying to make good things turn into bad things... wait, they actually do that!

[meowkie]

Dammit. Watching this poor soul suffer makes me wince so much that my roommates are asking me if I'm constipated, and if I'd like a toilet. D:

[Armalizilto]

1:11 Right 4 Dead 

[Mrpastry909]

If you can get to the other side of the gate, go in from the right! Boom, level done

[Stusel]

Why would anyone WANT to play this game?!?!? Oo

[DeRailGames]

cool as always

[gaffelnskje]

how can a podobo live in water ? is it napalm based ? XD

[SolBadguy314]

at least Yoshi's got top-notch security at his house.

[Minan3]

lol this welcome back to the island is like "Back for more....?"

[JamesRobertOsborne]

Imagine if Angry Video Game Nerd was forced to play this game!

[bottomlesschad]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what hell is like. Except you're not the controller ... you're Mario!

[TheMostBleedingHeart]

@bottomlesschad ....hell doesnt exist

[champfodz1212]

This is the Kaizo (2nd Edition)

[rwmerlot777]

if you beat this level, ur dick extends 3 inches

[TheKenshiro1]

@rwmerlot777

hahahahahah too funny

[Jolpengammler]

@rwmerlot777 didn't work at all... OH you mean without savestates

[cody13smith]

Anyone who can beat the first level, let alone all the levels of these games has serious patience. I could never do these.

[Jhonz164]

you hacked the game right

[DivinephoeniX69]

how the fuck do you twirl jump that low and not touch the black pirahna plants and still manage to jump on the football turtle thing and not touch the pirahna plants above you at 4:10??? i cant do it... :(

[DivinephoeniX69]

@DivinephoeniX69 sry at 4:32

[TheBSG]

I laughed out loud several times while watching this video.

[redneckpride4ever]

Wow, the Lost Levels is an easy game after all.

[RTCMAHL]

those invisible coins are such a bitch!

[shinichitruc]

Mario can never grow for more than 1 minute lol.

[Ludovician1]

4:38 Swim, football man! Or not.

[rnbw4life]

do you like read the lil japanese parts or do you just do it for the viewers?

[TheMostBleedingHeart]

@rnbw4life ...the guy who played it was Japanese

[SonsoftheProphets]

Is the creator a sadist?

[Silence921]

how did u get this

[BlAcKbLaDeR1]

13:45 fail D: ...

[Martinkooooooo1994]

baby I like it !

[adam0900909]

So Budda how long did all of these take?

[fireball8156]

10:28 comes out of hole:mario:BAD IDEA!

[crazykid101211]

it should be called dumbass mario 2

[pandeuuh]

#OMG #LOL

[codyjt5150]

where can i find this version of the games, i would love to play through these fucking games

[Chuckie2k7]

@codyjt5150 check the description.

[realrich46]

I think the message box after u kill the little fish says something like "He killed one of our own! ATTACK!!!"

[DivinephoeniX69]

1 word: creative

[feargreed]

@DivinephoeniX69 That's three words.

[DivinephoeniX69]

omg some1 should burn this 2 a cartridge

[1ianmario]

#THIS #IS #FUNNY

[1ianmario]

#OMG

[TheNozzman]

perfect example, 1 box can make the difference.

[realcoolboy17]

2:37 ;p thought you were slick huh?

[flisan1991]

tråkit

[329Mortar]

12:05 was my favorite 'oh wait, i can touch that fish'

[docbach329]

wow. all of this heart ache and torture over a blue switch that makes a block appear so that you can clear the finish line at the start without dieing.

sounds like some kind of depressing metaphor for life.

[Angelwings121]

invisible blocks are soo funny!!

[XXXMAC187XXX]

:36 probably said-"Prepare to have your mind raped" "Welcome TO HELL"

[AvengedArsonist]

oh the hidden block pwnage on top of the balls to the face in th first 3 mins XD

[LonesomePaleRider]

The only game where you can lose in the intro.

[Beppothegreat]

put the ammount of effort trying to pass a stage in this game into begging money from crackwhores and your a billioner

[MePlease2211]

The cycle from a fail, to just being flat out ownt....

5:05 then 5:47

[MikeRaWare2]

@Vook If you die five times in the intro you get a "GAME OVER" screen and you get the intro again. After that if you succeed to get trough the intro the game resets.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

You replaying the deaths is pretty hilarious.

[agro0]

0:46 haha, owned :D

[agro0]

@agro0

oops, i mean 5:46

[OZZYRULES200]

where do you download this hack?

[LITAjose]

este video es de asshole mario 2 stage 1 y me gusta mucho.

[luzinhahhhhh]

how jump? when i press "w", mario just look up.. :/

[HeyItzMeDawg]

Fuck man, I had an AI going that was supposed to be able to beat the regular game but now that I've watched this I'm always going to be thinking about it all the time. I'm already wracking my brains on how to get past everything... I mean, the exit at the beginning is hard enough, and then the one-frame jumps are even harder, but fuck, the part with the string of hidden blocks before the bullet bill nails you is impossible! I'm gonna get it...

See I've already promised to waste a month. Ass.

[IMaximusDMI]

This is some sadistic shit.

[REMIXEDCOLA]

@IMaximusDMI it is pretty crazy xD

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

All I'm saying is Peach better be worth it all.

[Amaricia14]

ojojojojoj !! Qeee Loockaa Laa Paartiidaaa

[SenorBlairTendo937]

0:10 Damn! Even the intro hates you... O-o

2:36 "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THAT!!!!"

[LINKotis333]

@SenorBlairTendo937 LMAO!!!

[killjoevolume1]

13:45 ... there goes another controller

[Whitewolf122688]

1:11-1:14 level, beaten... not!

4:37-4:40 Mario: idiots... lol

5:47 invisible blocks strikes again...

8:26-8:30 Mario: I made it... damn it!

[JirachiMaster007]

5:46 ultimate ownage

[shadowdragon970]

I have to say, the start and ending of the level were ingenious.

[Fukincool123]

I would get bored at this to be honest..

[Rawbh]

who ever is playing this, is my hero. ...really wanna try to play these lvls xD

[MrDokanmario]

プロローグで隠しブロックを叩かなきゃストーリーが進まんってあ­んまりやな

[hvfunlol]

get a job

[gundamfan527]

What kind of sick masochist invented this game!?!?

[Polterguist666]

Super Asian difficulty

[niagsouza2009]

noob

[geniusthadon]

this game was developed in room 1408 btw

[TheSlumberjack]

This stage is incredible... dunno if the creator is a genius or a sociopath, hahah

[iaknihs]

@TheSlumberjack maybe both xD

[gountaa]

@TheSlumberjack both

[leafbarrett]

@TheSlumberjack Probably both.

[supertdb]

14:35 I Have an a attack heart

[BlueBirdChannel]

13:45 = OWNED!!!! lol

[chris2furr]

Is there another link to download this game? The one in the description is dead

[nestersg]

Holy flying carp, Batman!

[boogilish]

the insanity continues

[EnderTXenocide]

I PLAYED THROUGH BOTH OF THESE GAMES!!!!!!! i know no one really cares, but it took me forever and dammit im proud

[Linklex7]

You should be proud. This game is hard as hell. Congrats.

[kimonji]

@EnderTXenocide no tools?

[EnderTXenocide]

@kimonji one savestate in the middle of each level, its cheating, yes, but i was able to do entire halves of the stages in single runs

[DeRailGames]

@EnderTXenocide You should have a go at Panic Attack ;)

[ShaolinKungFu93]

at 14:35 i think he throw his computer out the window.

[Rider339]

I counted 59 lives lost.

[antmiu2]

help me do the little drill jump on 4:32!! plz!!

13:47 was like

FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE :(

AUHHAAHHUHUAHUA