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  • the amount of your weight is the amount of time you spent by your goddamn computer games. fatty.

  • Im usualy not a violent person... but i swear to god if i ever see you i will be in jail for murder...

  • your a fucking jewish cunt with a dick. Come to, alberta, canada and ill fucking slam your face into the pavement and curb stomp your ass into oblivion. I dont give a fuck if your a girl. you look like a fucked up boy. Your sandwich making ass wont do shit to me.

  • I want to do that then start running so I can try and see It struggle to get me. Oh and wouldn't that be murder?

  • SHE??? LOL

  • >fat ass

    >van

    faggot

  • I had to be told by someone else that this was a woman.

  • so he thinks were fat when was the last time he looked in a mirror

  • @freethemurrays that is a she.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

  • Then you go to jail for voluntary manslaughter.

  • You keep calling them pussies and yet, you're the one who doesn't have the strength to just put the food down. It takes real strength to say no and look good like some people do. Stop acting tough, when strength isn't about beating the shit out of people.

  • hey you fat baby! come to austria and i will show you what fighting is! go to the fitnesscenter !

  • lulz

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  • 1:22 look whos talking...

  • Bitch look who's talking u way 1000 lbs.

  • This Bitch is irritating she say the F word way too much and thinks she's all that big and bad... Bitch i can kick your fat ass you double chin donuts eating lesbian wanna be slut fugly ugly ass Bitch :P and FYI if someone were to Hit your fat ass in the Stomach your add would be out of air and would be praying to god to give you some oxygen lard ass!!!! Some one should like make her in to pork Skin thangys lolz

  • I know that the uploader is not the actual person so im going to list some reosons why i hate this fat ass.

    1.Looks like a guy

    2.Talk about other people being fat when she is 10000000000 pounds

    3.Says fuck waayyyy too much

    4.is to pussy to use that thing

    5.Plays world of warcraft and is trying to act cool.(i play wow 2)

    6.Cant fight to save her life.

  • someone get this bitch some donuts so she can calm the f**k down

  • that was a girl? O.o haha she can't beat anyone up, her best chance is to get on her side and do human bowling

  • Anyone can hit you....across the world xD

  • Shut up you fat cunt?

  • fatass sir or mam cant tell look at ur self ur 900 pounds

  • Calm him down with mcdonalds

  • damn, you got larger tits than my gf..

  • fat ass inbreed ,crisco queen, dyke, shit mouth ,pig!

  • 1. i heard it got kicked out of walmart because someone caught it devouring a whole box of twinkies...

    2. this thing is half the size of texas... why havent they taken this cow to the slaughter house yet? someone please put it out of its misery

    3. (weight loss tip for parents) tie twinkie to end of stick and attach to forehead

    4. i would tell you to hang yourself but i dont think they make ANYTHING that can hold that much weight.

    5. seriously mcdonalds needs to learn when to say no!

  • that was the weakest block, punch, and kick i've ever seen in my entire life.

  • u started to sound intimidating until i saw your face

  • She probably has a handicap parking hanger

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  • omg... i was like, "I wanna talk to her and see if she is really like that." and then I heard Morgantown WV. AAHHH! i go there once a month, I will find you >:)

  • his gang will eat you

  • dumb bitch...

  • Its funny because hes only walking up and down but hes still puffing at 1:27, Is that a guy or a girl? Seriously i dont know!

  • @inFamous1961 its a girl Lol

  • Someone needs therapy.

  • I know why she's so violent.. SHES A JUGGALO!!

  • "you fat ass motherfucker" really? does this thing not realize it's like half a ton?

  • lets drive golf carts and knock her over continuously :)

  • lose some wait then your stress will go lol!

  • also... she mentions she can get low to the ground, if you push her over and she ends up on her back, can she get up? O.o

  • oh wow he... she.... IT! is a juggalo! and doesnt know how to complete a sentence without the word fuck! also 5 bucks says she eats anyone she gets into a fight with

  • loze sum wieght

  • Oh and honestly even if SHE?!?!?! is short, um......well...she is still an easy target lol....

  • THIS IS A GIRL!>??!?!?!?

  • this thing can't say a sentence without the f word in it

  • get this kid a fuck ing a bag of chips

  • That thing is a girl?

  • how many times does it say fuck in this video?

  • dont lose that jack handle you wont be able to make it out of bed tommorrow

  • i don't get it you say that we are pussy's becuase we don't make fun of you in front of your face but you are the real pussy becuase you cant fight with you hands

  • I have some questions

    1. Are you male or female?

    2. How many times can you sake Fuck in 4 minutes

    3. I would like the name of the Ninjistu school that you went to with a signed form from the teacher

    4. A Why?

  • dude you play wow....dont even think for a second your a tuff guy

  • Oh shut up you fucking moron u may find annoying people on wow.ur crazy I bet u wudnt hit a fly with that pole a yeah are u a guy or a girl

  • Like for 58 f bombs!!!

  • are you a guy or girl???

    

  • its funny how she talks about fat people when she can barely breath with her obisity problem!! hahahaha

  • fat ass motherfucker..... ;DDDD LOL.. Dude y ar f.. stupid :)

  • ur a complete joke u fat pig ur the bitch u fight with wepons that makes u the buggest pussy...i highly doubt u took martial arts classes u r a punk just stop just cuz u got a blue head band on doesnt make u the next fuckin bruce lee and going on a diet doesnt mean u strt eating low fat twinkies

  • Point and laugh at this fatty!

  • You neck weighs as much as my two children.

  • @stellargod1 nothing against your kids, this comment is against this...thing... but your kids gotta be heavy.

  • i feel i just saw a new movie: Chinception

  • what the fuck is it a boy or girl? seriously does anyone know????

  • i like how everybody addresses the kid in the video as if its him that uploaded it

  • Thats not a girl its a tranny. Ur too fat to even unch fast. And if thats what u learned in jujitsu thats not surprising. And im not surprised u live in a trailer park

  • You shouldn't let people get to you like that. This is exactly what they want. They want to get a rise out of you and it looks like they were successful. Once an asshole always an asshole- this video won't change their behavior it will only encourage it.

  • I want you motherfuckers to see something. You see that? It's my fucking steel dildo for my wide ass vagina. You know why it's up front? Because I get fucking horny when I drive by a McDonalds. Cus if you fuck me, I'll shove this all the way up there you mother fuckers. You're a fat bitch, stfu. "Ya you fuckin 500 600 pound mother fucker". Look at your fat ass hahaha. Such an idiot.

  • What's his name?

  • Lmfao I thought this was a fat boy until I read comments. Holly shit. Ur an unattractive ugly ass fat ass trailer trash bitch

  • im gonna come to your address and shove that fuckin crowbar up your wide-set vagina, and kick you in your tits bitch. why don't you come and attack me you fat lard.

  • this video made her look ten times more less attractive

  • Wow that's easy, I'll just wear a helmet, and then run. She may be able to reach my Fucking balls, but I bet she can't even put socks on with all of that fat. Jesus why are people from that part of the stated so fucking fat?

  • go on you hop out of that van and try hit me in my "Fucking Head" ill walk away and youll just be on the floor exhausted

  • The funniest thing about this video is it is a girl

  • How r u suppose to come get me, if u have a 600 pound body?

  • Nobody gives a shit about the Internet, u took ju jitsu? It shows. Btw I was being sarcastic u fat ass bitch, I took three years of boxing u he/she, fuckin transvestite, i could punch u in the face and walk away cuz ur like 700 pounds.

  • Hes fat, dumb and funny...;)

  • 1: 28 He almost hits himself.

  • once you get out of the van you already lost dude

  • if anyone said something to your face they could walk away and you wouldnt be able to catch them your 500 or 600 pounds retard

  • That's a he or a she? Or it?

  • ermm shes saying fuck that much cause she cant get 1?

  • its not even solid???? its fucking hollow....what an idiot

  • why dont u use that 2 ton jack to jack ur fat ass and get a look underneath cuz something is really wrong with u

  • troll

    

  • ahahahhaaaaa it's panting only after 1 minute!! if it really is as hard it says (impossible!) I would easily just run away! OR I would shank it 'till all the fat squirts out of its body (free liposuction) BTW is it male of female?

  • umadbreh?

    

  • she madT

  • hey kid get a life you cant call someone else fat if your fat too it just doesnt workthat way what are you 800 pounds?? god man seriously how do you let yourself go that much??? and is there a reason to throw an f bomb every 5 seconds of your life?? o and another thing only weaklings use a weapon to fight with be a man or what is left for you and actaully fight o sorry forgot you cant fight cuz you too fat and cant move fast enough ninjustu isnt gonna help you any

  • pfagxhahaxhaxhaxhaxhaxhahxhaax­hahaxhaxhaxhh

    

  • take a seat kid

  • one shot to the head would end her escapade lol

  • i bet you it likes ICP............

    

  • you don't get the fucking braeth BIG fatASS!!!!! stupid trol of wow i kill you in the real life. xp fucker

  • she just disses the 600-pounds-people because she got more on herself :D

  • she sounds tired when she got out of her car

  • Its a fuckn girl? Wtf i thought it was a 16 year old whos balls ddnt drop ahahahah besides i bet it wouldnt hurt that bad. I mean how fast can she move her arms lol

  • Also, you mispronounced flop, you're going to flop out of your car..

  • Bahahahahahaha, this kid makes me look skinny.

  • i dont carry around a fucking stupid ass little pipe or whatever that thing is... but i do carry around a 8 inch knife to complement my muscles which i ALLREADY got at the gym... i hate fat people so much...

  • dude i live in ensley al to

  • mcdonalds already kicked your ass.

  • im scared to walk in front of you...what if you where hungry!!??

  • im going to hit you..in the head..HARD! fattass mother fucker! FUcker! FUkcer! fuck!

  • LOLOLOLOLOL

  • That's a girl?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • 3:49 hey it's a triple you ban also roll like a ball your so fat

  • 1:15 he's already panting he's so fat :D

  • 1:13 wait we're the fat asses??????????????????

  • Atleast its getting exercise 

  • Haha what are u gonna do if they come up to u with a gun.... Idiot

  • fatass bitch

  • my 44. magnum vs a metal stick.... yeah you'll win XD

  • someone fogot to give her a twinkie

  • LOL STREET KID? NICE CAR STREET KID, MUMMY BUY YOU THAT?

  • Is she talking about herself?

  • FatAzz Casts kick

    Error: CoolDown 2 minutes!

    Error: CoolDown 2 minutes!

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    FatAzz Dies from heart attack

  • To hit someone with that stick u gotta catch them first

  • I love a girl who takes control..

  • ya u can get low but WOW dont get too low or u wont be able to get up

  • You should make a newer video to show us how fit you are! Lose the bandana

  • 7 seconds u can see a soda can on the floor of the front seat hahhah, we can end world hunger with her body

  • she says 3:14 ya theres people like me who dont take tour shit, ya she eats your shit

  • "Waaaaah SHE fucking quit the game..." Its a girl?

  • wait, did he just say, 'wow boo hoo SHE just deleted her account'? i thought it was a man!

  • What a sad,fat fucking slob

  • Okay... I am sharing my PC and internet access with my dorm roommate because apparently he downloads over nine thousand megabytes per day and runs out of alotted monthly allowed transfer for his wireless internet within days... and I typed "you" in my browser to get to the YT homepage, but instead the autocomplete feature led me here... What the fuck does my roommate watch?

  • *500 -600 pound mouther fuckers, look who's talking

    hey fatass ur fat, i could run around u twice and u would run out of breath

  • LOL fatass

  • Really? REALLLY?! Saying fuck that many times doesn't make you cool, first off. Driving a mini van especially doesn't make you cool. Your hatred is unbelievable just because someone on WOW doesn't like you. No wonder, look at your attitude! Also, why would lawyers want to come after you? What's that?! Doesn't make sense to me. And I never knew that Ninjas were such wimps that they go around knocking people in the balls.

  • Sticks and stones.....

  • I'll say shit to your face. You're nothing.

  • is she really making fun of fat people?

  • oohhhh......attractive.......:­L

  • that's a female? ughhhhhhhhhhh

  • it's gonna hop out...

  • ugly fat noob!xD

  • this is extremely emberassing you should honestly just kill oyurself haha. you're takin up space on this earth that isn't needed you fat fuck. gtfo.

  • ow no after the kick there was an earthquake

  • she learned those moves in jiu jitsu? i thought jiu jitsu is grappling, not standup fighting.. fucking lying bitch.

  • nice kick there it was really high

  • And so as the prophecy foretold!!! When only a few of us are left, we will feel an irresistible pull towards a far away land, to fight for the Prize. Let the gathering commence. I need to go eat.

  • Wait.... you are saying shit on the internet?

    and also you need a weapon to defend yourself? hahahahahahahaha

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "you fuckin fatass!"

    

  • bring it

  • I don't think it's gonna work out hitting him with any kind of metal, wood, of knife, it will get stuck into all his blub & fat D:

  • Hello fat boy

  • @leeo3517 I actually think its a girl

  • damn, nice tits

  • is this person for real?

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    sad kid.

  • too sexy

  • EPIC FAIL

  • he'd be gassed or have a heart attack before he finishes the swing.

  • looks like patton oswald from king of queens, sorry patton

  • yea hit me with that pipe and youll be taking them all day in prison.

  • Make sure to not break you jack handle, or else you ain't getting out of bed.

  • @mrpopenfresh awesome

  • wow thats a female my g/f and i thought it was a dude

  • I've no idea why this thing is so angry. But I'm deeply disturbed.

  • @1:19 "I bet you can't even fucking breathe outside of your fucking office" *gasps for breath* Oh, the irony.

  • @franznsx Quality, was my favourite line but i didn't spot the gasp lol

  • This guy needs to get laid.

  • wut??? hes callin us FATASSES?

    lol

  • female snorlax

  • Her bandana says CHEESEBURGER

  • Hang on let me stop and drink a can of cheese wiz.

  • Sounds strangely similar to the Duke Nukem ventrilo harassment chick

  • haha that fat loser would be out of breath getting out of the car let alone swing anything with any force lol... get laid fattie