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  • I'm sorry, it just looks WEIRD....A lifted H2. an H1, yeah...But an H2....Just doesn't look right, lol.

    It's cool though, I'm not knocking. Just sayin'...Just doesn't look right. Let alone, that thing is now 10 times more top heavy than it already was out of factory, lol.

  • Fawking sweet. Someday I'll take mine out crawling, I just dont have the guts to do it yet.

  • I think I seen that rig for sale on Ebay a while back...Never understood why they filled in the back windows though...The external cage is cool too

  • Ну и жыртрест....как тот хамер неперевирнулся.

  • @zook2k6 even though hes bigger i bet he gets alot more pussy then you bc he has a badass truck. you probably drive around some piece of shit 4 cylinder car.

  • a h3 with a sfa would be quite bad ass

  • I would also say that the only smashing is your wallet getting smashed by your huge ass

  • Why didnt you just get a real one if you like to climb rocks? Ill never understand... yes I have a 94'

  • 16" lift, 40" tires and that thing touches the dirt... rocks! finally someone with a big lifted hummer that uses it!!! thank you!

  • your H2 rocks

  • i could have swarn i seen this thing at cs motorsports in gastonia

  • that is a sad wheeler. IFS with 20" rims thats not even a real hummer.

  • 4.6 gallons per mile

  • should puta solid axle, ifs is cool but solid is the best way to go

  • hummer = cheap shit

  • @JuanPGamell

    Over priced, cheap shit. lol

  • @BillySlone pff mi nissan patrol its better

  • @JuanPGamell

    I've never heard of a Nissan Patrol. lol

  • @BillySlone search nissan patrol vtc 4800 too see REAL off road and races

  • @JuanPGamell That looks fun, but I wouldn't want a vehicle like that for myself... In fact, the only off road SUV/Truck's I like are Dodge, Jeep, and Ford F150 Raptors. lol... I'm more of a luxury/comfort/performance type person myself.. I'm really not worried to much about off road performance, or raw speed.. I like style, and luxury... But I can appreciate other vehicles, and I do give credit where credit is due. lol... That looks like a fun suv. Haha

  • @BillySlone sooo why? nissan patrol > Hummer? jajajaja

  • @JuanPGamell

    Eh, as far as look go.. I like the Hummer H3 better, myself.. Buuuuut, I guess that Patrol may be able to go more places off road.. lol... But I have no idea.. Haha

  • one word! JUNK!!!!!! 

  • one word! JUNK!!!!!!

  • the worst thing is that i could do that in a suzuki samurai on 31 but seriously you spent more on the lift then i did on my truck but it looks good

  • @gillywe you're samurai is half the size so it would just be boring to even watch a samurai in this trucks place on this clip. It's like me telling you I could walk through there.... it's just not the same.

  • holy ass man, that humvee is badass, I got the h2 but Mine is stock, There really great suvs, IDC want any of these haters gotta say, MESSAGE TO HATERS: You cant afford one, so you talk shit about them, and then you make your little trucks think there better, hahaha great vid man!

  • @abs4life305 im pretty sure my chevy 84 stepside sittin on tractor tires could do anything yuor stock hummer could do.......im just saying...

  • @imsocool105 you can think of it the way u want it, and ill think of the way it really is

  • @abs4life305 what ? think of what the way ? dude im confused. what do you mean?

  • @imsocool105 it dosen't matter anymore forget it cause this isnt gonna go anywhere, I like my h2 and everywhere I go I be turning heads

  • Hummer H2 = Just showing the world how gay you really are

  • @Omaleki55 like what jeep sure as hell not a stock jeep the hummer is stock with no offroad package except what he has added so that means you would have to use a stock 4 cylinder wrangler and only add as much stuff as he added would it still do the rock i highly doubt it

  • so whats the lift for if you cant even go over that little rock.

    a stock h2/h3, or better yet a stock tacoma eats that like cake.

  • Fuck all these haters on here....Cool truck and at least your not afraid to use it like most of these keyboard worriors on here talkin shit. Most are probably kids without even a license let alone a damn truck to try that in.

  • @shawnsutube agreed

  • goddamn. my 2,800 dollar 1988 stock toyota runner could have done tht in 2 wheel drive. you have more money than sense. fucking ridiculous. you could have gone over that boulder if you werent in such a high, top heavy, mall cruising piece of shit.

  • @sebastianholmes94 fuck that fat pig 4 runner ewwww whats that little 22re making like 35hp at the rear wheels lol

  • @sebastianholmes94

    i love Hummers and hate when people Act an ass for people having them .... BUT this comment was nice ... Good Work!! 2pts for you!!

  • wow that hummers an absolute beast 

  • you people talking shit about this video need to stfu and quit being so damn envious. Go get better fuckn jobs so you dont have to hate ur lives and try to take it out on others.

    God bless you cause i dont

  • And THAT, boys and girls, is called compensation.

  • big fat

  • FSADSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • HOLA COOL...

  • hahhahahaha, another cheesburger? lol you are funny bighitter1980!

  • Pitiful. I will take my TJ anyday over that tank.  Good for hauling boats and campers that about it.

  • I think the guy driving the H2 should have another cheeseburger; Fatty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • that was a waist of time to watch. god some ppl have money but cant drive.

  • i love your car

  • Bout time someone got one of these for offroading, why is it that 99% of hummers get huge spinners and a sound system and never see a dirt track? just sayin

  • @tekhed580 because 99% of hummers run out of fuel before they can get there.

  • put 1 tons under this with 49s....

  • nice rig buddy, big lift, roll cage, front bar, front lights, massive tires this thing is crazy!

  • what wallet if u had money ud have a H1 fool

  • eh its a alright hummer that exterior cage is ok and the color is alright oh and those rock star rims get old when every fuckin guy has them

  • Poor tire and wheel combo for off roading. 

  • What do you think of people who criticise hummers because of the environment?

  • @ddwarwick idiots cause they dont know what the hell theyre talking about.

  • 16" Lift and 40's. WTF? Why? What happened to low and capable?

  • that thing is sweet

  • i really like the colour on ur truck dude and also the bull bars, where did u get the bull bars from cos i'm breen trawlin the net lookin for the same thing

  • i envy your hummer

  • looks like your wallets the one getting smashed

  • Cool vid, and you build what you like, but an exo-cage and Rockstars? Come on man!!!

  • hey @smashyouwithmywallet just want to let you know ur hummer is sick.

    and dont u just hate when ur big and someone tells u like u dont know ahha its bull shit stay big lol and sick hummer

  • good lord you would need a 416 rigby to take that guy dowm

  • Is it true that the Hummer sits on a Chevy Tahoe frame?

  • @plague1313 yes

  • @plague1313 shares the same motor too

  • @plague1313 actully its not the same frame my dad owned a tahoe and 2 h2s and the hummers frame uses biggers beams their wider and shorter we still have 1 h2 i love it stock their great off road ill b putting a winch and a exo cage on the hummer when i get it :D 

  • nice

  • nice hummer man

  • No wonder he needs a pumped up hummer he must 400lbs!

  • i would crawl that rock with my jeep,otherwise what does the 4low gear use for?

    But not in a hummer,you did the right thing.Cz hummer doesnt have a solid axle to flex,the body will not be kept balance,and will be ripped by the rock on your right hand side.

  • The guy driving is bigger than the hummer itself...

    how did he get in???

  • Wow lets make fun of fat people...... Uh no, He would pound your skinny ass then hit you with his wallet!!!

    Plus he aint a chick, so who gives a fuck!

  • how those 22's workin for ya

  • im a jeep guy but these hummer is fucking badass

  • i bet the MPG on this thing sucks really bad

  • @carsandbasketball ...... its about 4.6 MPG city.

  • @SMASHyouWITHmyWALLET

    WOW, that's even worst than i expected. You've got to be a really rich kid to affort that.

  • @SMASHyouWITHmyWALLET

    WOW, that's even worse than i expected. You've got to be a really rich dude :P

  • @SMASHyouWITHmyWALLET maybe it will get 6.6 mpg with acetone :)

  • @SMASHyouWITHmyWALLET that sucks ass lol

    

  • @carsandbasketball buying a hummer for its gas mileage is like buying a prius for its horse power

  • @carsandbasketball with a guy that fluffy.make that 1.6 MPG city

  • how big of a lift kit do you have

  • nice hummer

  • I like it man nice rig...don't tell anybody but I own a jeep and would still like to own a hummer.

  • my 2" lifted jeep could have done the same thing you just did.

    but i'm guessing you got that much lift to accomodate for your fat ass right?

    or because you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth and waste money everyday.

    16" lift = STUPID, either buy a real fucking hmmwv or just drive that fucker off a cliff.

  • @fbmderek i smell jealousy lol that fat bastard could prolly steal your girl in this truck hahahahahahahaha how about instead you drive your rinky dink little pussfied jeep off a cliff and leave the offroading to the big boys with fat wallets

  • All the money and cant even get over a small rock without worrying of tipping over. You need to learn about COG and effective use of lift and FLEX. Oh wait, hummer, no flex ha ha. Jokes on you

  • What a peice of shit, My jeep on 31s can do that trail better than your P0S bro truck on 40s

  • @redwngs5 I don't even think you need to use 4wd drive.. that rock looks like the rocks in my driveway..

  • @tmack1219 LOL, i know man. H2s are NOT offroad vehicles. They need to stick to the malls where they have to worry about somebody dingin their shit up with their car.

    16 inch lift to fit 40s? my buddies wrangler has 4.5 inches of lift and 40s.

  • @redwngs5 youre smoking crack if you expect anyone to believe that, and even if he really was then he prolly has it all hacked up and the tires rub like a bitch, just because its the internet doesnt make it cool to lie man. this dude is doing big things and dumbasses like you hate because youre driving an escort lmao

  • @bigbadbronco86

    HAHAHHAHAHAHA escort? no. I drive a Wrangler actually, a real offroad vehicle. While I give this guy props for "wheeling" this fantastic plastic POS...i also laugh histarically at how stupid it looks. The only big things he's doing is his weight.

  • "Made that look easy, right?"

    lol you didn't even go through anything remotely challenging.

    Fail.

  • Haha 1:02

  • HUMMER JEEP IS A THING OF STRANGE! Amarican A SCRAP OR CHINESE??

  • HUMMER JEEP IS A THING OF STRANGE! Amarican A SCRAP OR CHINESE??

  • thats a huge bitch!

  • thats a huge bitch!

  • Nice looking but no articulation on that IFS.

  • pretty

  • The problem is driver´s weight.......

  • i was like omg big truck then i saw the driver then i was like even bigger (wider) man

  • you have a lot of hangers on

  • Very nicely built H2 in comparison to the shit I usually see done to them. However, why did you choose to go with a vehicle with IFS if you were intending to use it for this purpose? Any built vehicle with a SFA could have taken the "difficult" line over the boulders with ease. Not bashing, just curious.

  • @NFSGamerUSA hes just a dumbass who just wants people to think he has an offroad vehicle.

  • Nice H2, don't listen to the haters bro.

  • if you didnt buy a shitty h2 you could of done that with an h1 without the lift and the 40 inch tires

  • you're too fat

  • yeah i know

  • your a prick @HBSSTC

  • @HBSSTC and your stupid whats the difference

  • @jayebdp the difference between me and him is about 325 pounds ahahahaha

  • @HBSSTC hahaha

  • @HBSSTC He's not fat...he's just fluffy

  • BUY A JEEP!!! HUMMERS ARE FOR PUSSYS {}llll{}

  • ya ok your funny

  • @TheUtubeuser123 definitely

    jeep...cherokee or wrangler :D

  • why wheel it if your worried about scratches? cheap and simple is way more fun bc u can give it battle scars!

  • nice tahoe

  • My car can do that

  • nice roll cage1

  • how come every fucking hummer has rockstars? hummers dope, but you gotta learn how to BAG!!

  • the hill was pretty little but the guy cares about his stuff i can understand thats its a cool ride

  • Yeah you do have a point on the tire thing

  • Hey fuck you they payed for it tehy cna do waht ever the hell they want its there money not yours

    you called this a pile of shit? for what fucking resons otehr then what some people do with it?! I dont evne see why your on here but your not worth it for eather of us

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  • you sir are an idiot!

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  • birdman you are a fuckin retard...... keep ur non-sensicle comments to ur self.... waaaanker

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  • grow some bollocks, get off the net, get laid,..... in that order

  • funny thing is i did just get laid, wow i probubly get laid more then you do buddy

  • @birdman9227

    That was the most retarded comment ever.

  • with that guy driving, u can't get the full potential of the 16" lift haha

  • LMFAO!

  • ....mmmmm uuhhhh... i think he drives that cuz hes fat as hell and has the money to buy it...nice Hummer though..

  • nice truck man, i like the rockstars. glad to see you using 4wd. these other guys don't get it, 4 wheeling is an endangered sport, the feds are closing public land every day so a lot of us have to find private parks to wheel on, and even those are hard to find. as long as you are using four wheel drive and aren't being stupid about it (ie driving through front yards and stuff) then i'm all for it. but i do have a question, why 16" IFS lift rather than a solid axle?

  • hahah... switching an H2 to SAS is a biiiiig undertaking, you talking all new front end conversion, to leaf, getting rid of the a arms, new steering linkage, not to mention the transfer case is set up for two front driveshafts not one.... the H2 is AWD 24-7 so you would have to switch to an atlas transfer, man your talking 20 grand just to go sas.... IFS isnt that bad.... speacially on 40 inch tires... they rarely spin

  • I'm sure that big of an IFS lift was expensive, how much did it cost? Was it custom made or kit?

  • its not a real big job to sas ifs. me and a buddy swapped his silverado. got some axles from a 78 f250 and used coils on the swap instead of leafs, gets alot of attention everywhere it goes, has 38's but could easitl fit 44's+ but we cant afford them yet.

  • @SMASHyouWITHmyWALLET whats the matter, if you have money why cant you pay to have an sas swap? and the transfer case has 1 driveshaft for the front and 1 for the rear, like all transfer cases. and how about you stop being a pussy and respond to this comment right here instead of on my channel like you seem to love doing so much.

  • man ur an asshole dude buddy postes a vidio of him off roading because he works hard enough to afford doing some extra curicular driving and you flip shit cuz ur to usless and retarded to do something worth while that would allow you to have a lil fun. seriously go fuck yourself i blow by you assholes doing 200 for that reason alone keep your week ass to yourself you stupid fuck. By the way sweet hummer dude its doing what they were built for and im glad your not afraid to get itdirty keep it up

  • i dint figure that out but i figure if you work for your self and drive a 15 year old stock bronco, "yourself" probly doesnt pay all that well, when i was 19 and saw people in nicer cars i didnt get angry and jelous, i got motivated.... you should turn some of your misdirected and dumb hate into motivation. then maybe you can drive a really expensive car and have broke 19 year old tell you how dumb you are for having money.

  • Thank you for the 4x4 building lesson. I think I'm OK in that field.

    It's not about that Hummer genius. It's about you being unhappy. I wonder if you would drive that 15 years old truck if you have enough money to built that nonsense.

  • @pfunter, nobody forces you to buy 'cool' cars or whatever. But please let people do what they like. H2 only exist for 6 years so please stop blaming it for our dependence on foreign oil - makes you stupid. I have people cut me off in Honda Civic. Help me please - I'm not sure what to say on Honda videos.

    Something tells me you just jealous.

  • so your bitter because you drive a 15 year old work truck and feel other people shouldnt have anything nice since you cant.... theres a good outlook on life.

  • hahaha my exo performs like shit? dont i have to roll it to find out how it performs....???  you sound bitter..... and mad.... i probly would be too.... if i were you

  • Aint just for show ?? I hope not cuz that was DUMB and it looks like shit to boot ....

  • at that speed you might as well walk, just sayin it looks kinda piontless to me

  • wow dude your not impressing anyone with your hummer. that thing is gay as hell. get a real truck, or at least do a sas or something to make it durable and reliable off road.

  • WOW............DAREDEVIL

  • My Opel Astra going that way just so

  • FAGRARRI sorry dont get all gay on me

  • bullshit

  • that thing is too big for offroading

    get a wrangler man

    for the same money u used to get the Humvee and raise it up

    you'd have one bitchin jeep

  • first of all many of you dont have the balls to own a hummer h2.

    and if you do you wont have the balls to take it and offroad like this

    3th, you dick sukers were r your videos of offroading your trucks?

    do it show as. if you can.

    with the RIGHT driver H2 can fuck any other 4x4. ( i dont own H2 but i have seen it) do.

    poor shits.

  • you are one ignorant bastard! it doesnt take "balls" to own an h2. fuckin things cant get out of their own way. theres no chance in hell ANY h2 will out wheel a wrangler, cherokee or any other straight axle truck/suv for that matter. h2's are strictly show. yes they can be built to offroad but money will only go so far.

    p.s. WTF is 3th?

  • i am ingnorant or you?. what do u know other than jeep? fuck JEEPS. its cheap made 4x4. jeep is 4 poor ppl  that canT aford . LAND ROVER. LAND CRUISER OR HUMMER.. YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

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  • your an idiot jeeps were around way before any of those, if your so hummer lets see your vids, you must have enough money to own a camera if you have 5 hummers a fegrarri and a rover, right? i have a 93 stock jeep trail truck that would kick the shit outta any piece of shit h2 pavement princess. most people on here arent stuck up rich snobs that can afford a 100,00 dollar dick magnet. so we have stuff like jeeps or sidekicks that we use to beat around the bush. it takes balls to own an h2 lmao

  • camera to proof some  idiot like you that cant even spell FERRARI ? god bless stay like that... u r definitely on a jeep level

  • Is the H3 good for off road?

  • 3th ? nice

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  • fuck me, what a prize winning piece of shit, take it back to the city where it belongs... XD

  • shit this is the first time iv seen a hummer h2/ h3 off road!

  • Haha what an idiot! How is it that the autoshop i work at is rebuilding countless american motors, including h2s, yet the only reason we have ever had a toyota in its for regular matinence. (this doesnt go for diesels)

    Do some research there buddy.

  • hahahah you work in an auto shop.....no wonder you drive an old stock 4 runner, and the reason no one brings in jap crap is beause when it breaks down they just call pick apart

  • Im not going to continue arguing over the internet with some dumb ass. Obviously nobody on here like you or your pos hummer. And you obviously know NOTHING! about trucks or offroading. Have a good life fat fuck. Maybe you should have bought a gym membership rather than a hummer.

  • looks like a great big street queen... should be riding through town not off the pavement

  • nice tahoe lol