Shark meeting

[TheOkinawanShuffler]

Now which one of yous is the real Dirty Dan?

[tatsumaru1984]

Hellooooo Bruce

[poerc]

I absolutely LOVE the dolphin immitation. LOL!

[TheBeastFish]

"Dolphins. They think they're so cute. Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you."- Chum <-- My favourite line in a movie. EVER.

[Clicint]

GOOD ON YA MATE!!!

[theshadowprime99]

keep pressing 3 for the head hammers shark sayind dinka

keep pressing 5 for the other shark dancing

keep pressing 6 for bruce saying the figgle stick

[moatguy]

I like Finding Nemo. I am an Aussie after all!

[TheJasonDR]

@moatguy do you have an accent

[moatguy]

@TheJasonDR Yes I do and please don't argue with me about it. Sorry to sound rude but I don't like it.

[TheJasonDR]

@moatguy why would I argue with you ?

[moatguy]

@TheJasonDR As I said sorry to sound rude. It just happens to me a lot.

[TheJasonDR]

@moatguy did the Dingo eat ya baby ?...

[moatguy]

@TheJasonDR I don't have a baby.

[TheJasonDR]

@moatguy sorry it was just a reference to the movie Tropic Thunder...copy and paste this on youtube search

Jackson vs Downey

[DorkKat]

I had to whatch this in Science Class when we were learning about Ecology XD

[JackyTVK]

Bruce is a great white shark. Chum is a mako shark. Anchor is a hammer head shark! <3

[NFLAAV]

@dinoman217 I knew that but my friends where like no

[tamisweetie]

Great Video!! Last year I was on my high school's drill team, and when we had new members starting in the second semester we had everyone sit in a circle so we can introduce our selfs. When each of us said our names, we all went " Hello ( insert name)" It was so funny because over time our voices would get lower like the sharks. We said it sounded like we were an AA metting, it was just like this!! : ) So funny!!

[Dinoman217]

Did you know that Bruce was the name of the animatronic shark seen in the movie JAWS? So Bruce was the appropriate name for the great white shark in this movie!

[TruthSoulArmorGirl]

I'm a flippin' little dolphin!!!! XD

[kitkatkitty1998]

Chum: You're an inspiration to all of us!

Anchor: Amen!

[jbpisme]

It's not funny it is a serious matter!!! sharks should hang out with fish more often!!!

Just kidding this scene is so silly I've liked this since my first time watching it after getting it for christmas!!!!

but,true this scene is certainly one of the most memorable and funny scenes and everyone can say the pledge LOL!!!!!

[Irishguy45]

I am a nice Irishman, not a mindless drinking machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.

[dilol25]

"well i dont think ive ever eaten a fish."

"THATS INCREDIBLE!"

"phew glad i got that off my chest" <3 god i love dory

[h3ll0b0b]

I drive a car, not a turbocharged racing machiene, if i am to change this image I must first change myself, cars are for transport, not racing.

I'll start the testomonies, hello, my name is bruce, it has been 3 weeks since my last speeding offence, in my honour, or my car may be cut up and turned into scrap. :P

[johnthestoneman]

i am a nice human not a mindless eating machine if i am to change the image i must first change my self fish are friends not food

[KgrcProductions]

A little chum for Chum, eh? LOL!!!

[LOLWEBKINZ96]

lol

[hwaprincess]

0:28 to 0:39 is so funny!

[MrCueso]

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD!!!! HELLO MY NAME IS BRUCE HHHHEEEEELLLLOOOO BRUCE!!!!1

[500AndiE]

I am a nice shark not a mindless eatin machine. If i am to change this image i first must change myself. Fish are friend not food.

Hello my name is andie and i haven't had fish for a few months.

i haven't found my fish friend yet.

[FanzReviews]

DENIAL!

[poiuytres]

GOOD ON YA MATE!!

[mermaidamp]

Barry Humphries is pretty old. He's the same age as my grandmother. LOL!

[Mrplasticbagg]

love it im doing an oral about the great white shark and i want to show this XD

[alexisrg7]

Brittany from Glee must love this movie "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks" XD!!!

[VHudgensFan19]

Fish are friends, not food

[StarletDancer01]

"Fish are friends not food" (:

[leahgeneblazo]

beautiful movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tiny0660]

SA...LOVE it...Shark's Anonymous rules

[MrMADEINBORNEO]

Bruce:"Let us all say the pledge."

Sharks:"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food."

Anchor:"Except stinking Dolphins!"

Chum:"Dolphins! Yeah! They think they're so cute. Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you."

hahaha... funny.. -malaysians-

[NeOnGrLs]

i seem to hav replaced my... friend... lol

[tryishia]

" we got company."

" Fish are friends not food" lol so funny

[ohcraisokay]

a little chum for chum eh? LOL

[martiniisgood]

I never knew Bruce was voiced by Barry Humphries (Dame Edna.)

[AngelicSakuko]

omg i luv barry humphries, but i didn't know this was his voice either! it does sound a little bit like it now that i listen for it...

[StonehamDialup]

an AA meeting for sharks :):) i love it the way Disney puts a lot of jokes for adults in there cartoons :)

[mhaegs06]

Freshies are Friends..NOT FOOD

[Thundercloud94]

Except for those stinkin' dolphins, obviously.

[sunlightthrumywindow]

fish are friends not food!

[KillerWhales1951]

DOWN WITH DOLPHINS! :D

[tdevil101]

Those sharks need braces

[lotten16]

wich character in the movie is Nigel?

[ClassicRocker61]

He's the pelican(Geoffrey Rush)

[almonde101]

Amazinggg!

=]

[stavylad]

we need nemo 2 my fave film finding nemo is! bruce banka and chum make the film though, coz fish are friends not food

[darksayese]

lol GOOD ON YOU MATE, i luv bruce

[ClassicRocker61]

Hello Bruce

[darksayese]

lol

[WtfDudeesrsly]

"I am a nice shark,not a mindless eating machine if I am to change this image,I must first change myself. FISH ARE FRIENDS.NOT FOOD." Lol(: One of my favorite parts in the movieee <333

[tigerluv222]

oh god! that hammerhead shark is eric bana from the time travelers wife!

[gggrrrnonamesleft]

everyone in this movie is a famous aussie actor

you're obviously not aussie haha

my fav cameo is Rove as the crab ' heyyy, heey!'

[Beatles4ever63]

"Fish Are Friends Not Food!"

[moogurzz]

"hello Bruce" LMAO

[littlewizkid11]

"Look at me im a flipping little dolphin"

[xoMeggyMooox]

"It's been a 3 weeks since my last fish ON my honour it might be chopped in a soup" LOL! Is that what he said about the soup. xD

[darthnefas]

He says, "It's been 3 weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup."

[xoMeggyMooox]

Oh right thanks for telling me. :)

[xxRandiexx]

Aww 00:45

Hahaha

[xx1simon1xx]

in german it's waaaay better ...with erkan and steffan^^

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

I love Marlin's little squeak at 1.02

[aznbgirl06]

I can't believe Anchor (the hammerhead) is voiced by Eric Bana. Doesn't sound like him! Hahah!

[Kamidee06]

I didn't know that! How cool XD

[vivalakenzie]

when I heard that, I was like... whaaaa? thats Eric Bana? XD

[applesoranges42]

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I an to change this image,I must first myself. Fish are friends not food

lmfao

[TheDarkCryGirl]

Exept STINKIN' dolphins! :D

[XxbitchxgirlxX]

xD fish are friends not food

[breakinnfree]

'ooh look at me i'm a flippin' little dolphin! ' whahahaha !!!

'oh oh pick me pick me !!' haaaahaa..

'Uhm, I seem to have misplaced my, uhm, firned..' lolzzz !!!!

[blackmii]

Mein Fisch-Freund? Ich glaub den hab ich irgendwie... Vercheckt!

Erkan& Stefan 4 Hammer&Hart!

(German xD)

[SacredHowling]

Nein spieken.

[styx123456]

Hello Dory!

[ShyMp10]

Love this part..FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD! =D

[furiousfishy]

stop the video at 46 seconds..! it is sooooo funnnnnnnyyyy and cutee ! i love this moviee (:

[Begonias6969]

ahah funniest part is when dori says phew im glad i got that off my chest hahaha

[Andrizzle]

i was laughing so hard at this scene in the theaters

[puppyslovedogfood098]

mi fav is Anchor(the one with the hook in nose,the one who talks and acts like a dolphin)

[moatguy]

The one with the hook in nose is Chum. The hammerhead is Anchor.

[littleangel12344]

I am a nice shark

Not a mindless eating machine

If I to change this image

I must change myself.

Fish are friends not food.

Except stinking dolphins!

[NEHOMAS]

"Humans - think they own everything!"

"Probably Amercians" - snap! Hehe, gotta love ya some Aussie sharks

[PrincessSarahDucky]

Lol, Fish are friends, Not Food

[aaronbcfc1988]

hiiiiiiiiiiiii bruce!

[kristafrika]

ON MY HONOR!!

[jaseccclark]

this is the best movi3 3v3r i lov3 it so much fish ar3 fri3nds not food

[Tazmania1989]

GOOD ON YA MATE!

[arronpatt]

good on ya mate!! lol..

[Squirtlezgurl07]

shark pledge ftw!

I love Bruce <3

[razormoviez]

I had to watch this movie in my French class.Except it was in French with English subtitles.

[Katush22]

Did you enjoy it anyway or not? :D

[ashleekinns]

@razormoviez I'm half french and live in France, the other day my boyfriend wanted to watch this movie - but he doesn't speak English. Come on, it's not that bad in French :)

(Some of the jokes aren't translated very well but still! :))

[POTC1203]

"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eatin' machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food."

"Except stinkin' dolphins. They think they're so cute, look at me I'm a flippin' little dolphin, let me flip for ya, I know it's somethin'!" lol lol lol

[lulinek12]

notttt hovno for you

[bluewithoutyou]

I love Brucie

[hotirishbabi4]

lmfao i do this impression great its an inside joke for me and friends.

[yamamato44]

Lol what a weird movie... but awsome.

[bellezza7]

L O L !! :D :D

[xEmaEmsx]

that is soooo funny when he say iv got my frend and under his fin there is a little yellow fish and dori is like hey there LOL

[SMCH959807]

FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! (: TRUE!!

[coconutkobigil]

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD

[ForbiddenSiren1]

"FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOOOD."

[snortonorton]

HI BRUCE!

[dudsmaster22]

Alright ill start the testemonies

Hello my name is Bruce

Heeelllooo Bruce

[dudsmaster22]

I am a nice shark

Not a midless eating machine

If I am to change this image

I must first change myself

Fish are friends not food

[ateshawi]

i love this video......

[edwinsanabriaonline]

i love it

[nddlj]

One of those sharks is voiced by Eric Bana, I think it's the hammer head?

[Akkita]

xDDDD

[spencerdeanbitch]

How the flying fuck in space did a video of fish in a recovery meeting spur a political debate?

[ShockOkami]

when i first heard this i swear i thought they said "fish are french not food" XD lol

[JessTea]

Anyone recognize the voice of Anchor, the hammerhead? It's Eric Bana. And the voice of Bruce is Barry Humphries, AKA DAME EDNA!!!!!

[delliott777]

To generalize like that, is racist.

[greenoINC]

Amercians are a race god i thought thats where they put the brain dead and dumb shits my mistake

[delliott777]

Maybe Americans are a bunch of dumb shits; we're the ones giving our blood and money to help people around the world while the idiotic Italians are busy spreading their murderous mafia around the globe. Oh but wait, am I generalizing all Italians are idiots and murderous members of the mafia? Italy=genocide? No, I don't really believe all that. I don't think all Italians are bad, just YOU.

[787ivan]

america is not just one race,it is a large mix of people from different cultures gathered together into one unity..so wen your saying americans are stupid your calling everyone stupid even your culture.

[delliott777]

American's aren't the ones who allied with Hitler for the slaughtering of Millions of human beings. Instead, those dumb shits have given their lives for the FREEDOM of millions, regardless of their race, religion, nationality, belief or whatever.

Get over yourself.

Your level of intelligence leaves you only with the ability to deliver poorly written insults and misspelled slander.

[greenoINC]

im not italian i red neck piece of trash go fukn wage war on another country u bag of white trash

[boatman223]

Why don't you learn some proper spelling, grammar and punctuation before you go around calling other people stupid, you idiot.

[787ivan]

just because hes american dosnt mean hes white or redneck..i am american but also puerto rican which makes my race hispanic so your statement makes no sense just like your intelligence

[greenoINC]

ur a bloody idiot get my fukn nato right u fukn american red neck piece of white trash ffs most of the worlds problems are cause by the shit excuse for a country u live in

[JonGarret]

Yeah!

That's what they do in Russia!

=D

[F14ace]

I love this scene! "Fish are friends, not food!" Lol!

Greeno, only an ignorant moron would make such generalizations against an entire nation based on what one person said.

[EdoubleM]

@greenoINC well mabey that one "yank" you asked really was dumb. That doesn't mean all americans are dumb. I actually think your the stupid one with all of your horrible misspelled words.

[lilbosoxfan]

Um, greeno, the guy who asked what accent that was is from the Netherlands. And the one who knew it was australian was the "yank." lol.

[greenoINC]

ta mates good to see i got some support from some aussies

[T82486]

Your an inspiration to all of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good on ya mate LOL! Classic!

[greenoINC]

u dont know wat that accent is caled OMG u idiots just shows how fukn ignorant u yanks are far out, americans are so bloody up theirown asses god its australians ffs

[EdoubleM]

pause at 1:29, the looks on their faces are funny LOL! I love the sharks! :)

[789213546]

austrailian i think

[FalcoPijpelink]

what is this accent called?

[GreasersRule865]

My favourite Disney movie next to Tarzan!

[BellaHart]

'Hi, I'm Dory'

'Hi Dory'

'Well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish!'

LMAO!

[rauport]

I was LMAO too when I heard that part. lol

[gangstaladie]

LMAO!!

[samborghini]

Fish are friends not food lol

[pcba14]

mmm.. what is the diaolgue of the shark when he talks about dolphins??

[rauport]

It sound like he one of the shark says," It's Just stinking Dolphins."

the Other shark replies,

"Dolphins, oh they think they're so cute... Ooh look at me I'm a super little dolphing... let me sing for you ??????. I don't understand the rest of the dialog.

[rebecca2330]

"I'm glad I got that off my chest"

[ELViejito100]

lol

amen

[GreatWestern175]

Barrys great at the voice behind Bruce!

[xCelaenox]

Bruce didn't say "You there, the little sheila down in front!" from 1:17 - 1:20 when Dory wanted to be picked to speak...XD.

I've seen this so many times I know it by heart. Excellent movie. =]

[Climacticend]

favorite disney movie ever <3

[AwesomeMusician10235]

"youre an inspiration to all of us"

"Amen"

[RockStarKimiko88]

Dolphin:OH Look At Me Im A Lil Dolphin!

Shark: Lets Eat That Bitch!

[1PrincessFiona]

i love this part

[nemolova16]

ello mate!!! lol

[oasisfancortes]

eric bana as Anchor!

[rossan88]

"i am anice shark,not a mindless eating machine.If i am to change this image i must first change myself.fish are friends not food"

[1PrincessFiona]

except stinking dolphins

[SnapesTrueFriend]

haha, thats funny

[Evalyn9130]

Anchor is Eric Bana

[nezumi012]

fish are friends not food

"Hello my name is Dori and I...I don't think I ever ate a fish"

my favorite part

[louiserexus]

WAHAHAHAHAHA.fishes are friends not food... blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[glasscargold]

'A little Chum for Chum eyy'

Sick part of the movie :D

[elliotsharp]

bruce is voiced by dame edna according to imdb haha interesting...well I thought it was :P

[allure1984]

lmao@ " good on ya mate !"

[NINI6000000]

one of the best parts in nemo movie

[mysticalelf233]

lol this is silly wut did i say that was horrible, i didn't say anything wrong, i only said, fish are friends not food, and they need to see the dentist. i was joking cuz they have so many teeth, i was kidding, cant you tell from a joke.

[mysticalelf233]

lol fish are friends not food. lol them sharks need some dentist treatment, lol ^_^

[hehej4l]

ELLLO BRUCCEE! haha love that partt.

"oh look at me imma flipping little dolphin"

hah

<33love ittt

[xSatansxAngelx]

LMFAO

"Hello My Name Is Dori And I ... I Dont Think Ive Ever Eaten A Fish!" (WHOOOO*Claps*)

:D

[noodleboy347]

a little chum for chum

[DemeterMuse]

OMG LMAO!

I just LOVE that part when the sharks talk about dolphins.

"Oh look at me, I'm a flippin lil dolphin, let me flip for you, ain't I something".

LOL

^_~

[Rattyboy]

hahahah yea man thats my favorite part LOL

[BelindaFan54]

THX my baby nephew loves this!!!!!!!!

[histaminebassplayer]

The Way The Sharks Say "Hello Bruce" At 1:06 Is Great