The Marketers Are Watching Us

[NetworkWaves]

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[FallOutBoy1201]

Lmfaooo exploit them like the capitalist pigs that they are!

You're awesome.

[davilex91]

ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! download for your life

[regularguy5mb]

Run Nalts, RUN!!!

[bryantaa]

Redneckonline and Mikma need to fight to the death.

[0oticklpiklo0]

ahaha your crazy nalts

[zow1996]

really they r wating us nooooooooooooooooo

[bryantaa]

I took a look at Google's stock today...$600 per share. I am currently hating myself for not buying in at $400. Somehow, I think you are to blame for this, Nalts.

[bubbleglass]

I hate Michael Moore.

[musikkidd]

y u got 2 b the dumb 1 that ain't funny

[Askalon1985]

Typical americans obsessed with conspiracies! This one is actually true.

[lazarushf]

This is awesome xD

[syd7anee]

your disguise is the best!!

[dave3030]

"Use the tags!"

Priceless! :D

[hellyersonline]

good video... not too many comments tho

[ameiad]

im scared. MOMMY!!!!!!!

[distorteddogma]

NoDoz(R) is studying YouTube trying to find the secret of keeping people awake all night.

Be Well.

[bryantaa]

Those glasses need some tape.

[hartnell114]

we ARE watching,always...

-The Nalts Cup, We here in the office have many of these...they are cheaper than the plastic kind.

-P&G.

[Fishslime1]

can I trade my plastic ones for Nalt's coffee cups and make a profit???CALL ME!!!

[hartnell114]

you are correct there, our number can be found on a variety of products...

-P&G

[Fishslime1]

I also have some "Nalt's" crotchless panties - my wife refuses to wear them, my girlfriend will only wears them if I pay her extra and I found out the "hard way" that they are not edible(guess I'm stuck with those) - will trade for a Nalt's teddybear-I'm too embarrassed to go on EBAY-thanks P&G

[VancouverDriver]

Best of luck with your pepsi coke iphone ipod hp ipaq googlephone nokia samsung jolt emachines apple Redhat gm ford chevy mercedes GE Intel viking starbucks subway quiznos motorola htc razr nbc cbs google comedy central project.

[mmadman]

written and directed by ian crossland?

[mattlaw25]

no, this video at least makes a little sense

[JimmyK76]

I'm frightened.

[bambiblu]

Wow this video is special *ha

[iansinsane321boom]

i will help you do it

[sukatra]

You need a new pair of glasses.

[malonezone]

you're in trouble now, nalts. corporate america is coming after you.

[timtimfry]

the glasses kick some major butt nalts.

[IamLouder]

thats a good idea for when im bored, bringin' down some companies.

[1SoMe0nE]

whuts he talkin about lol

[biblegirl7]

Expose them all!

[gmswife]

"Who is this guy and what did he do with nalts?"

ROTFLMFAO!!

[riverbasil]

what company would nalts take on though?

[GoddessofBarefeet]

You are being silly no one is watching us.......

what? what? I am not telling them nothing !!

Oh no!

I gotta go!!!!

Help me!!

[alexandr000]

happy 500th video post! congratulations!

[USALawyer]

The Blair Witch Project was better. But they both cost about the same to make.

[Micfri]

what about merck?

[USALawyer]

Shhhh.... Shhh....  Bring Eli Lilly down first.

[BlindedByMemories]

Nice. ;)

[vjm1234]

I don't like this angle Nalts. I can see your nose hairs. SmileyD

[PoliticalAnalysis]

Nalts is a communist, uh-oh.

[NutCheese]

You know what else videos would work for? If someone promises to pays you to go to an event and then doesn't pay you. Wouldn't it be a shame to have to go after the sponsors?

[USALawyer]

So, you want me to sue the SouthTube Sponsors, eh?

[SteveRamone0075]

Who is this guy and what did he do with nalts?

[indycat47]

Well DUH LOL I love Pepsi. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[robertpina99]

You're not a sell out if you never had notions of being an artist in the first place. Marketers are soulless creatures bent on acquiring more, more and more. There's no pretense in that, no grandious notion of saving the world through art. People admire those who are honest about their goals in life and on YouTube. That's why we like you.

[xjasongarciax]

Ahhhh, I wear glasses and I wanted to fix yours on straight! That was killing me!

For any company willing to "F" with Nalts...God rest your soul!!!!!!! Muwahhhh!!!

[UTubeSnob]

You are a genius, thanks for spreading the word! BTW, I noticed you have two different spellings for Neilsen on your tags. Very smart...very smart!

[stikchick2]

nice disguse, i never knew it was you.

[CultofNalts]

I think you spelled Nielsen wrong in your tags. :[

i before e, except after c ... or in the case of names, just spell it the way the person or company spells it

[LaCeYsBacK72280]

jeez people he is jokin lord pfft

[Dinksmallwood1]

LOL!

Do you think the marketers don't hear if you wisper? Wrong, you're sooooo wrong, Kevin!

[TonyDi]

Be cautious NOT to bite the hand that feeds your bank account. If they're watching, do you seriously think they won't see this? Hide and watch. You COULD get caught easily if you're not careful. Bwahahahaha!!

[MrCaltec]

in some strange way you remind me of woody allen here.

funny as hell, lets bring em down

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[coloursepia]

that reminds me I need batteries for the flash light, coffee, laundry detergent, and have my eyes checked. Oh, wait! Nalts, was that subtle marketing?!

[hayleyli2007]

woo 2 comments from Nalts on one video :D Made my day hehe

[wstoner]

You look kinda like the professor from Gilligan's Island in this video.

McDonald's

[homidog11]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reubnick]

that disguise looks like Gary Busey...*shivers*

[talk74]

'use the tags' - is that 'use the force' for the youtube generation?!

[RaskellTube]

Who was that? I couldn't recognize him.

[mattlaw25]

The marketers are always watching. Or drinking. Or both at the same time.

[audionautix]

Great video about uhh...coffee? (sorry I'm using the Nalts 2/3rds rule and that's all i saw)

[helpful88]

great video again!

[DahliaK]

GOD I love you.  The disguise was superb.

[CalvinDyanamite]

i like how you wear random stuff like those glasses and on stupid computer your kid ( i think) was wearing a robin costume from batman and robin. anyways

KEEPS ON MAKING VIDS NALTS!

[snarkdetriomphe]

your nostrils are so shiny and clean - did you think to pick the boogers before aiming a flashlight at them or is it just dumb luck?

[FunToRelate]

you can hide and you can run, but those marketing weasels will always ferret you out! then they'll worm into your brain and get you to believe anything they want. it's all part of the "capitalist pig" conspiracy to get you to sell out your soul.

[theguyteacher]

I like pork...

[eloisejc]

can i have your mug? please please please please????!

[ChristopherMast]

Huh?

[sketchmaiden]

What are you drinking in your Nalt's cup? I want some of that! lol

[GamberroSalvador]

You mean I can finally bring Disney to its knees?

This will not soon be forgotten, Nalts.

[Cruton14]

TAKE DOWN THE 'ROOM STORE'

[xgobobeanx]

oh i will help you!! lets do it!

[Jason41523]

The iphone is not worth $400.

[twister7boy]

i liked the entire video. however i would not like to see more comercials on everything here. but the ones i do see are just once in a while and dont bother me that much. and well tough to the competers. these are things we eat and drink or use for other purposes then a commercial. commercial companys out on real youtubbers inn.

[iggy35]

If this is true then I wanna tell Pot Noodle to PUT THE PEAS AND CARROTS IN A SEPERATE SACHET!!!!!

I hate peas and carrots!

[soimayvent]

500 vids nalts, congrats brother

[stringqueen2002]

great video!!!!  lol

[scipelayo]

Nalts, I'm afraid now. Very afraid! They can see me through the interwebs, can't they!!??!

[nalts]

Yes. And they see your eating the competitor's breakfast cereal. And they don't like it. At all.

[BullRunnn]

Blair Nalts project. Kind of, well, over done. Nice product placement.

[liz1060]

You're beginning to disassociate most of the time now, aren't you, Kevin? Please see kenrg for a referral to Dr. Woodcup.

[leixinyi77]

hahaha! love the disguise mr. nalts.. or is it really you?....hmmm...

[txnrobin]

let 'em look, hopefully they'll sub rofl ;)

[PAVOT3]

YAY NALTS ITS YOU'RE 500th VIDEO YAAAAY :D

[punkchica321]

*Snorts* I loved this video Nalts, the disguse was priceless! Any ideas on which company you're going to start with?

[nalts]

You know I haven't had any terrible experiences lately. I kinda hate AOL but they don't bother me because I avoid them. But I do look forward to shining the light on a company that treats customers poorly.

[punkchica321]

And I can't wait to watch that video and favor it :P.

[gmswife]

How about a company that treats its employees bad? (raises hand) I know one!!!

[Ariestedes]

u never run out. U always put out..

[killert00thbrush]

haha, so good

[fallofautumndistro]

I don't know, I've been mentioning this brand that's on the rise a lot in my video tags, but they haven't sent me any free crap or anything. I mean, I suggest the brand in a few of my videos, and even show the brand on screen in a couple vids. And yet, no package or paycheck from Nalts Inc. has found its way to my doorstep.

[nalts]

Ahhh. Big distinction. Watching does NOT mean doing anything. The brands aren't yet sure what to do about what they're learning. And for the most parts they're morons. At least I have an excuse (regulated industry).

[mattlaw25]

You'd think Pfizer would have at least sent you some viagra samples for the shout out in the in-video ads video you made.

[fallofautumndistro]

Tell me about it Matt, that would have made for a fun weekend.

[sch1cch1]

you never know who else is watching. moohoohoohaha.

[mooitz]

"Use the Tags" - ominous!

[TheGuyWithOneEye]

That drink you took was perfect timing...Tooo funny! Some super secret message hidden in your tag...must...figure...it...out­...

[hayleyli2007]

wow 500th video, congrats Nalts im going out tonight so il have a drink for you :D

[nalts]

Just don't drink 500.

[DontShootSam]

Nalts.... I'm scared now. I think we need a special tag in our videos... like "garlic". If it works for vampires, it works on marketers.

[nalts]

The garlic association is currently reading this.

[hayleyli2007]

hehe nice diguise, oh i like how u sly-ly advertise urself with your mug :)

[nalts]

It's all about subtle branding.

[RMarvin86]

This is video 500 of Nalts !!!! Congrats. Keep them coming!

[zachhhotcookie]

AHHHHHHHHH IT'S NALTS MOM!

[benalina3]

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[TimeMachine20]

what.. ever

[Manic0]

LOL

WOOO WOOO :D

[xephirrr]

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