BBC's Panorama Explains Xenu in Cartoon Form.

[richardyudkiss]

What is this?! He-man?! Science-fiction?!

[Unitylov]

I think he confused Xenu with Zeus......

[makemap]

Ancient Democracy fail, haha.

[technologic21]

They through him in the Phantom Zone?!

[LaterShortDerum]

hahahahahaha this hahahahahahaha best joke ever!

[soMeRandoM670]

WTF, WTF do they worship? so they worship king that imprisoned that cant do anything or he reason why we have crap lives?

[WeAreAnonymous1000]

@soMeRandoM670 They don't worship Xenu. They live in fear that he may one day be released of his eternal imprisonment.

[soMeRandoM670]

Scientology created for atheist to mock religion? ups?

[humanistheart]

@soMeRandoM670 Religion does a fine job mocking itself.

[JediSlayer22]

These days, reaching level three will cost you £10968.90

[OfficialFrizzo]

You might as well pray at the altar of George Lucas.

[soMeRandoM670]

@OfficialFrizzo

you might as well pray to orange juice. give same result of Scientology since it false

[ampoules1]

Man, I'm in the wrong line of business. : )

[luminositymusic]

Now you tell me. I best be going to da bank, again. .....

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

but what if there right.

[jedizombie420]

IS OBAMA GONNA GOOF THE FLOOF?

[DarthAzmul]

This is what scientologists actually believe-South Park

PS.Who else thinks a religion based on Star Wars would work?

[mrjoeymo]

Xenu sounds pretty badass, hopefully he comes back to destroy the the church of scientology.

ALL HAIL XENU.

[GDrulz]

I want to create a Power Rangers themed religion, what do you think?

[96Nickylee]

Lol troll much?

[96Nickylee]

The creator of scientology was a science fiction writer like come on guys xD

[ovdoballer87]

@96Nickylee You sound like a blonde bimbo with this comment..."like come on guys...cum on my face" why don't you come over to my house and put my shaved ballsack in your mouth and mumble my testicles with your tounge. ide ram my dick so far up your fucking asshole that you couldn't scream "RAPE!!!" loud enough. While I do this you would be tied up and repeatedly called "bitch" and "slut" and "cunt-bag".

[fmbchris]

whaked!

[ConspiracyCult]

Electronic Mountain Fortress, you say?

[imrepohl]

I would like to make a bet that in 150 years or so Scientologists will claim that L Ron Hubbard was born of a virgin, was crucified for our sins etc.

[mouseroot]

lol @ Video Description warning

[WeAreAnonymous1000]

Don't laugh, its all true.

XD

[an0nim0uz]

@WeAreAnonymous1000 They left the most hilarious part out. Weren't the thetans put into giant cinemas first, where their memory and their personality were removed, before they gathered in clusters?

[WeAreAnonymous1000]

You forgot the giant soul catching machines! Indeed they were. God this would make an awesome movie. lol

[Sonytube12345]

@WeAreAnonymous1000

This was back in the day before they believed Xenu controlled the World Bank and their belief that Jews must be eradicated. No joke. Look for the latest OSA leak.

[an0nim0uz]

@WeAreAnonymous1000 Haha, yeah. Sometimes I wonder if Hubbtard didn't intent Scientology to be a giant interactive Scifi-Adventure where you have to keep paying to experience the whole trip.

[WeAreAnonymous1000]

Oh Scientology, you make me laugh.

[WhoGaveMeGanaira]

LOLOLOLOLOL "all hail xenu"! hahahaha

[WeAreAnonymous1000]

HAIL XENU!

[captainANONable]

hahahahhaahahahahahahahaahahah­

[captainANONable]

i am anon....

[OpenComments]

It is a common misconception to believe people join Scientology because of the doctrine of Xenu. People actually come to Scientology hoping for increased intelligence, improved personality, and help in dealing with personal problems (as it advertises itself as a self-help philosophy). Later, if they had paid enough, they learn a system of beliefs based on science fiction stories, infestations of alien spirits and exploding volcanos.

This is the bait-and-switch aspect of the scheme.

[TruthSeeker404]

sounds ilke a bunch of crap to me....

i bought the "dianetics book " for the lulz to see how far i could read. i only read the first two pages... lawl

[Sonytube12345]

@TruthSeeker404 lol, you threw you money away to this cult? Shit you might as well bring care packages to rapists in prison.

[TruthSeeker404]

it was in a second hand store and it was worth 2 bucks so i said , fuck it why not. i had money to spare.

[Sonytube12345]

@TruthSeeker404 oh true true. I'd never put money directly into their pockets. Good job getting that thing out of sight! I'd have bought it just to burn it. =)

[TruthSeeker404]

dammit dude, you stole my idea.... :(

[mtndewman052]

Weird...

[MrApophis]

OH NO I DIDNT PAY 150K TO WATCH A STUPID VIDEO! IMA DIE! hack some idiots for me please.

[MrApophis]

hahahahaha. Go anon

[WeAreAnonymous1000]

Silly Scilons, hydrogen bombs are for war.