Ma Belle Pêche Uncut (in English)

[uutuber431]

"and of little use..... like a barren woman!"

[mjojni123]

who came here from joshschorcher (aka the fiery joker)

[Nez7080]

"Do you want to know why I use a knife?"

[ShaDHP23]

I like this guy.

[sam9151992]

joshscorcher told me he'd ramble about wheat.... oh he just said it XD

[Doctorolivercook]

*After seeing the video* What.

[SupahKoopahTroopah]

NO WONDER!! ALBEDO HAS THE X-MAN SYMBOL ON HIS CHEST!!!

[GTRfiend26]

Albedo (pulls out knife): You wanna know how I got these scars?

[sylmk2]

Albedo: Why so serious? Ma Belle Pêche.

[MajinYggdrasillXIII]

imagine this, albedo vs johnny the homicidal maniac.

what the hell have i just done...now i have to find a way to make that happen.....screw it imma go kill a party clown lol

[MajinYggdrasillXIII]

knives are good, BARE FUCKING HANDS ARE BETTER!!! I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA OF PERFECT CONCIOUSNESS!!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!! You think that's bad, you ain't seen jack shit yet! rotflof*ckingL

[JackFirebane]

i love albedo i want his madness

[AddictedxToxLIFE]

Gods I just love Albedo....I wish I could meet him in real life...-tear-

[tutefanfic]

This isn't the uncut verision

[Clickykid]

I like how totally normal and not creepy this scene is....

[sveerzvsqubeez]

lol, the url e_o

[bigCNfan]

Warning: The following scene is not for the faint of heart.  Please turn away if you are- TOO SLOW!

[nothingespecial1]

e_o

[tigershot360]

im with the url

[soul71000]

that scene was AWESOME XD!!!!

[AuspexAO]

The end of the line about "a grain of wheat" from John 12:23

"He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal"

Heh heh. Sound familiar, Albedo? The writers of this game were brilliant to use the Biblical quote so well.

[vronai17]

@XJamxBerryX because hes F***ING CRAZY!!!

[EliteRevenant]

The URL says it best. e_o

[Textrosity]

I forgot what this video was called, so I put in "e_o" in the address bar, and I found it.

This is amazing.

[Blakvortex707]

after seeing this i only have one thing to say...

wheat eh?

[AlmightySphroth]

Ran out of space on that last one. Anyway, good job replacing the parts of the FMA that were edited. When I learned what had happened, I thought it was a bonehead move.

[AlmightySphroth]

Dead giveaway of an editing job: when Albedo dropped the limp arm of the Kirschwasser and ya heard a bone crack. I was so surprised when I first saw this, and I wondered "Why?"

Also, my favorite lines in this FMA: "Do you know what he said while he coughed up his lifeblood? 'Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone.' Wheat, eh? There's enough of it, we can afford to waste as much as we want. Like my head, you see?"

[Kairixriku]

...

I'd tap that.

[Raiden6X]

This guy is just a liiiiittle bit cracked O-O

[Grindshock]

I know I joined him in laughing hysterically as he cut himself :P

[mark1records]

what game is this? I'm guessing this is a game by the suggestions bar

[SociallyNeglected]

@mark1records It's called Xenosaga. xD

[TheMenas123]

For some reason I cringe with laugh. :D

[danvseverything]

for some reason, i find this guy...strangely badass.(aside from the pedo vibes you get from him.)

[PlaystationDudeify]

...freaky...

[MegaGoodoldtimes]

@AngelDrive9

I know how you feel, i can't watch any video without a Chuck Norris or a Justin Bieber joke

[SaintGerain]

shit and i thought that kefka reached the limit of insanity, but albedo is far beyond insanity, its like he brought the word into new hights o.O

[Yukai]

Ah Albedo~, he's so insanely adorable sometimes~. Not really, he's just crazy and hot at the same time XP. But my Xenosaga vr didn't have half of this (knife, blodd). Was all that really blocked out for the english vr? That sucks... :(

[MistressRemilia]

Scary, evil, Insane, My favorite tipe Villain! Besides, epic evil laugh is EPIC!

[VampEdward14]

So it took a while before I realized....he's been saying My beautiful fishing...took 3 years of French for me to realize this -_-

[2501Aemeath]

@VampEdward14 Pêche means peach. Péché means villain. Momo in japanese means peach, which is why he calls her that. Get it right. It's even in the database, if anyone bothered to read Albedo's entries. "He truly is a cunning linguist."

[SanoDragoon]

@2501Aemeath Péché actually means "sin".

[Rovenami]

just about EVERYONe who played this game know that Albedo is frieghtening,even the URL.

[Textrosity]

I am greatly reminded of Genesis from Crisis Core.

[Jvizzlezz]

@Textrosity Hah, I never noticed that.

[NaruHina4429]

what game is this

[soric16]

"EVEN THE URL ADDRESS WHERE I FOUND THIS VIDEO REALIZES HES WHACKO!" e_o

lol gotta love joshschorcher

[vz07mk]

does she die?

[suedescentedsin]

I have a loser ex who used to call me "ma peche" and he also liked Albedo. I'd never given it any thought and I've never played this game, so I searched out of curiousity and boredom years later and found this shit.

Thank you internets for showing me what an utter creep I was involved with. If only I'd looked at the time.

[HKichen]

what the fuck she ever did to him man? Did he have to be such a creep?

[SilverNinjaUmbreon]

i came here because of joshscorcher

[weofparadigm]

My beautiful little what?

[suedescentedsin]

@weofparadigm Pêche = Peach. A lot of people think he's saying "sin" but that's what he says at 3:56 when he says péché instead.

[weofparadigm]

No not that

"You did this, didn't you"

"Ah, my beautiful little (word i don't know)"

[suedescentedsin]

@weofparadigm Ohhh. "Kirschwasser". German, literally translates to "cherry water", so I don't know how THAT fits..

[weofparadigm]

@suedescentedsin Yeah me neither. But thanks for the info

[sulhaq]

@suedescentedsin MOMO is a Realian (humanoid robot). In order to perfect her, i.e. give her real emotions and everything, the person who created her had many failures before finally succeeding. These failures are Kirschwassers. And they are called that because the creator mimicked them after his dead daughter, whose name was Sakura (Chery Blossom).

[suedescentedsin]

@sulhaq So are the failures watered down cherries? =P

Thank you for the info. It isn't often you get genuine insight on Youtube!

[flipnotepaperwii]

@sulhaq I'm pretty sure Momo or something similar means 'Peach' in Japanese.

[Inufan20]

Creepy.

[Darthzim950]

Albeto is frighteningly insane.

[digibubbles]

poor momo she was emothionally raped by albeto god that must have sucked damn albeto what a jackass 

[Darthzim950]

I'm going to hide underneath my bed and never come out now.

[theragingfatman]

wow and i thougt i ad insanity issues!

[unitedoverload2]

who's that girl she is pretty cute

[AjiraCtelin1993]

Thumbs up if @joshscorcher brought you here!

[359lillian]

Albedo:Oh! I'm about to lose my mind,or is it my HEAD! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[radiotrey]

Omg hes a sicko even tue url thinks so look the e_o

[RukiGano]

Emo,Narracistic, and... does the bad touch..wow..

[sulhaq]

Wait wait wait. Stop. So let me get this straight. In the CENSORED version albedo RIPS OFF arm and head with his BARE HANDS instead of using a knife.

How does that make it better again?????

[Clickykid]

@sulhaq knifes are bad

[tutefanfic]

@sulhaq I think it's more personal if you do something with your bare hands than using an object. Because if a object there's a degree of distance, when you use your hands then you are up close feeling it.

I don't think that answers your question.

Does it make it better that's an opinion question.

[lordslifer666]

this is art



[quantin356]

Who here came here because of joshscorcher to see if the URL reeally was true and it was even saying albedo is crazy

[metademetra]

The site had it right. e_o

[legendarymods1]

albedo is wacko e_o omg hes wacko

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

wtf u think he is drunk?!!? (wheat, beer, seeeee????)

[shadowpikachu120]

he is compleatly crazy... but in a strange way that makes him amazing and loveable

(well i think so anyway ^^)

[CowNamedMuffin]

Gory and funny :D

[MrSamuel745]

Its this scene and this scene only that makes me wanna buy xenosaga. Though I dont know just WTF is going on, I would love to find out.

[MarthofGermania]

He' slightly sexist and crazy in this clip but... I'm a heterosexual female, Goddarnit.

[scorpioninpink]

.,i totally freaked out on this...

[benderrocks01]

albedo rules

[danielwhitman]

1:10 "you did this didn't you?"

Albedo: Uh DUHHHH!!!

[deiOppah]

I like how in the CENSORED version, he actually RIPS off his arm and head...

[CollisionCorpse]

What game is this and what system?

[elvickRULES]

@CollisionCorpse Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht, for the Playstation 2. It's my favorite PS2 game.

[amazed2341]

thankyou.

[amazed2341]

What song is that in the backround!!?!?! I LOVE IT!

[Slightlybaka]

@amazed2341 It's called "Albedo" xD

[Zero0rn]

4:25: O_O Did... Did he just completely Crush his Head into a Splash of Blood with his Foot!?

A Masochistic Regenerating Pedophile... Ehh... Yikes...

[Zellig]

@Zero0rn lol i dont think he's a pedohile or gives a crap about sex but he definitely gives off that creeper vibe

[Speckinla]

e_o.....Even the address bar agrees with me.

[AxlesOfFate]

He's freaking insane but so right.

[Erolunai]

2:05 AND MY ARM IS EATING YOUR HAIR. THAT'S HOW CRAZY I AMMMM.

[RPGIndustry]

This guy got some problems

[JazSaxx168]

Yes, videogame censorers, because Albedo ripping his arm off with his bare hands is Sooooooooooo much better than him cutting it off with a knife....those crazies.

[DarthSalsaPants22]

@ 3:13 I love listening to Crispin Freeman acting like total spaz. ......I am playing this game again! X3

[mangaread123]

albedos badass lol

[TewiInabaChan]

@mangaread123 i named a perfect chao after him

[Dallahan]

@AllHailMe12431 IF YOU THINK JUSTIN BEIBER SUCKS AND METAL IS AWESOME THEN THUMBS UP THIS COMMENT!!! XD

You mean that shit right there?

[Matthawk12]

anyone ever noticed the url going "e_o"? XD

[mgs4isepic]

@Matthawk12 i did cause joshscorcher sent me

[supersasorimaster672]

@Matthawk12 ya you got that form johnscorcher right?

[Matthawk12]

@supersasorimaster672 yes, I must admit -w-

[supersasorimaster672]

@Matthawk12 i mean josh xD

[legendarymods1]

@Matthawk12 no but e_o means that hes wacko

[lordslifer666]

@Matthawk12 joshscorcher?

[AjiraCtelin1993]

@Matthawk12 Just like the Fiery Joker said! "EVEN THE URL ADRESS WHERE I FOUND THIS CLIP SAYS HE'S CRAZY!"

[007whitespy]

@AjiraCtelin1993  I saw that one.

[AjiraCtelin1993]

@007whitespy Yeah, that video showcases his awesomeness.

[mkocja5a]

@Matthawk12 yes, joshscorcher did

[runepusher64]

@Matthawk12 yep even it thinks hes wacko

[kigo555]

Albedo - The Only Person to Scare Chuck norris.

[AngelDrive9]

@kigo555 Gosh I hate it when people mention Justin beiber, Michael jackson, and Chuck Norris.

It gets kind of annoying

[zxscd]

@AngelDrive9 I have never seen Michael Jackson comments,Chuck Norris comments tend to be funny,and Justin Bieber comments are not annoying.....THEY ARE FUCKING STRESSING.

[Goldsbro]

HOLY FUCK!?

[kigo555]

Albedo = Best Masocyst EVAR!

[Palltube]

@kigo555 Do you mean masochist?

[AuraOkami4593]

Albedo...is kind of hot o_O

[Slightlybaka]

@AuraOkami4593 'Ya think so xD?

[MidLyte]

Xenosaga ftw! I love this series! Its story has so many twists and all the religious stuff is important to the plot. its totally an adult RPG. oh and Albedo has th right to be a bit crazy XD

[MidLyte]

Xenosaga ftw! I love this series! Its story has so many twists and all the religious stuff is important to the plot. its totally an adult RPG

[drkahara]

It was sudistic, man! I don't blame you in anything, btu WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GAME? I know someone who would LOVE watching this video.

[burnerthehedgehog]

is it wrong if i agree with albedo? cause im laughing like a psychopath right now!

[StarrtheCheetah]

e_o

[weirdalinstrongbadia]

LOok at the link. e_o. That states he's insane

[allenwalker4th]

as akward as it is i wish i was that little girl right now the things i would do to that man

[Idontknownation78]

e_o

[stopgamer]

from what i got from reading the comments was

albedo is an awesome eternal psychotic pedophile with issues

= w=b u gotta love albedo

[SuperRoboKai]

That was a bit more unnerving.

[CherryMistt]

I LOVE the way Albedo talks! i wouldnt mind if i was in momos shoes right now lol not really but i loves him :DDD

[kingvideogames]

Anyone noticed the e_o on the top of the url?

[NessAndLucied]

He's versed in poetry, Hamlet, and the Bible.

WTFFFFFFF

[mranime8]

@NessAndLucied hes just that awesome

[robloxrulez1]

lol e_o is in the url XD

[Concarious]

just wait til I cut off your head you sick fu- oh wait...

[TheGigafann119]

It's like the URL code said, e_o.

[animerXroxXmyXsoxX1]

you know...his laugh reminds me of raito yagami's laugh in episode...38 or 39 of death note

[Bunjithewolf]

@animerXroxXmyXsoxX1 except better.

[animerXroxXmyXsoxX1]

@Bunjithewolf yeah

[Dexter158]

poor Albedo had to cut his head off in order to see MOMO's panties :D

[ja3662]

wow he is smart and crazy O_O

[gamefreak391]

Even the URL address knows that this guy is insane!

[Baren817]

pedophile much?

[AwshomeneshShquared]

I like how the first part of the video url is e_o

[WizeDemon]

@justcuzimwhite43 sure thing, love checking out videos, long as they are not thrown at me randomly

[WizeDemon]

@justcuzimwhite43 may be fake or just game characters but they were created to be hot, cute, hated for a reason. Not my fault real life does not have them or many of them

[WizeDemon]

If i saw this guy i be dead in seconds because i be staring at him

yea he is scary but he is hot also (call me sad for thinking a game character is hot, i don't care, my life) so yeah i be dead if i saw him

[allenwalker4th]

@WizeDemon trusts me my peche you are not alone with that thought trust me i wish that guy was my dad

[WizeDemon]

@allenwalker4th i think u have loads of women trying to take him if he was than XD that mean u be crazy like him o_0

[allenwalker4th]

@WizeDemon exactly! and exactly ! whahahahahahahahahahaha!

[WizeDemon]

@allenwalker4th ur gonna get hugged by me than XD

[allenwalker4th]

@WizeDemon yay!! *slices hand off in happyness* ahahahaha! reallity can kiss my ass! i am the alpha and the omega!

[WizeDemon]

@allenwalker4th reality can get screwed, i want the life like that dude, or stalk someone like him haha

[allenwalker4th]

@WizeDemon you can stalk me if you want ma belle peche *slices head off smiling*

[WizeDemon]

@allenwalker4th i get to stalk someone now :D

[allenwalker4th]

@WizeDemon *walks to little girls place*

[sveerzvsqubeez]

URL says e_o

[TheMMRHunter]

I LOVE that luagh!

[KurtKokaine1]

Man, what a twisted fuck. I'd give anything to be Albedo. >_> yeah, most epic villain ever!!

[chipples19]

All right let me say something. Whoever says they don't scare easily has never seen this guy.

[Lammy4ever7]

Duuuuuude...what's this guy's deal?

[mdebourg35]

@Lammy4ever7 ok im officially scared of himO_O hes just.....demented and thats putting it lightlyO_O where the heck does he those random tangents about wheat? I even went white 4 a sec during this kuz i was SO creeped out OMG and he can cut off his limbs and not care?? i honestly dont kno whos more demented: the guy that structures those life and death "games" from SAW or AlbedoO_O

[Snipertoaster]

Not only do we think he's fucked up, but even Youtube thinks he's fucked up! Look at the URL!

[hosepumpchao]

@Snipertoaster Top 15 list FTW!

[superblazingnova]

Hes a frightening psycho.... and as the url says e_o

[boxdude2369]

look in the url e_ that and him is mested up

[dead8063]

I can't stop quoting this guy,why can't I regenerate i wanna be like him

[allenwalker4th]

@dead8063 dude i would give anything to be him i quote him when im yelling at prepy kids i pretend to slice my limbs off to fuck with them

[PsychoGrey]

O_o Holy shit....

This guy's completely flipped....

[bms71488]

One of the most badass scenes in RPG history.

[freyachobi]

i believe they took out the knife in the first english release of this, I just saw this scene and i don't remember him holding the knife, it looked more like he ripped his arm and head off.

[thechucknorrisofNSMB]

e_o Hxm8TYu0