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  • Elvis needs boats! Elvis needs boats!

  • Michael J Fox has a little Elvis in him...now

  • elvis is santa

  • I knew I had Elvis in me.....in my left foot - I can SEE HIM!

  • ELVIS NEEDS BOATS

  • ELVIS! GET OUT OF MY MOM!!!! >:p LMAO

  • It a known fact...That Elvis built stonehenge.

  • I remember seeing this on Nickelodeon in the mid-'80s

  • And I wonder. Will Elvis take the place of Jesus in 1,000 years?

  • @mikedonn71 Elvis is Jesus.

  • elvis need boats xD

  • Where I can find the Mojo song "Burn Your Money"? I would send someone anything they want from Hawaii if I could see that song posted...

  • thank you for being toad...

  • Hillary Clinton has no Elvis in her.

  • "You can tell more about a man from what he says about others, than from what others say about him." -Leo Aikman-

  • If you miss the way things used to be, tax a millionaire, support a union and buy American... 'cause that's what Elvis would do...

  • Как я обожаю эту группу! Они просто супер!

  • Michael J. Fox disliked this ten times

  • how the fuck have i never come across mojo nixon before !!!!

  • Does Rupert Murdoch have Elvis in him?

  • Casey Anthony is the anti-Elvis.

  • ONE OF THE COOLEST SONGS EVER.

    if you like mojo nixon(& elvis) check my channel too!cheers from greece!

  • ROFL @ P-ELVIS

  • Kenny G is the anti-Elvis not MJF

  • Elvis Needs Boats!

  • why is michael j fox the anti elvis?

  • Does the lead singer look like Kevin Bacon or what?

  • Tasty song man. tasty.

  • "Elvis eats boats. Elvis eats boats..."

  • @amerist That's "Elvis *needs* boats!"

  • 10 people don't have Elvis in them.

    

  • Sarah Palin is the anti-Elvis.

  • @TheGuerrillaPoet If Elvis was alive I'm sure he would love Sara Palin and even vote for her if he could!

  • @Coolrockndad And he'd probably boink her, too. Just sayin'.

  • Elvis was never that stupid and certainly never desperate. He had sex with good looking girls. He wouldn't associate with mongoloids like Sarah Palin that are dumber then a post and butt ugly. Elvis was KING! AND now is everywhere!

  • @i2v2s It's pretty obvious you're drinking the Obama coolaid or maybe even sucking the Obama cock. Try spitting it out so you can take a deep breath and start thinking for yourself instead or regurgitating the lib taking points.

    Speaking of mongoloids, how's your mother doing?

  • You Nazi's/Republicans just attack! You ruined everything in this country and then blame anyone that helps. You are a parasite, mean and stupid, and need to be tortured and killed! An eye for an eye!

  • It is also hilarious that everyone that swallows all the BS and does everything any sheeple would do tells people to think for themselves. Funny and stupid. There is no self initiating force in the universe and your methodology of making things miserable and then telling people they have a choice when you don't give them one is a control I will break when I find you. I will torture and kill you! Just as you do to your victims, an eye for an eye!

  • You are a stupid parasite, Sarah Palin is ugly and stupid, I mean her face looks so ugly I think the Mack truck suffered and she tells us Paul Revere used gunshots to warn people the British were coming, I mean you support these morons that have done more damage then can be fixed and then blame anyone offering solutions. Revolution! I need to kill you!

  • You village idiots need to have your pitchforks taken away and stopped! Your methodology of accusing and condemning any behavior you learned to attack with all you other drones and then exhibiting that exact behavior, I mean I could copy and paste your words, word for word, is hilarious AND SO Republican, too funny, but we need to kill you and revolt!

  • @i2v2s wow lol, you're fucking crazy dude. chill out, you need more elvis

  • No! I need to live in a country where everyone isn't a complete clone of every single right wing Nazi that has ruined this country and continues to attack anyone that can see that if we have any hope we need to rid ourselves of these right wing village idiots.

  • @i2v2s as amused as I am to see a psychotic left wing extremist for a change, can you move to an infowars channel or something and keep your deranged ramblings off of a silly mojo nixon song?

  • Every single comment posted is from right wing freaks. The right makes life miserable. Mojo Nixon's songs articulate that the moral majority is ruining this country with judgemental prick behavior, but they just turn every lyric around and justify their agendas. I'm sure they will continue to collapse the economy and kill us all, but until then I will respond to many comments even though my replies don't line up with the original when I hit reply, thus my responses won't make sense!

  • @i2v2s I did just now notice that you weren't the instigator, and some other idiot couldn't help but bring his political views aggressively to just a fun video for no reason. but you're still ranting like a maniac and I can't see how you think it'd be productive to respond to that kind of shit by threatening to murder all republicans. apparently it's just youtube that's crazy, so I think I'm going to back out of the comments section before I turn into one of you. try to just enjoy the music

  • Yes your right you can't use words to change political agendas. The right has been given a free card to shape this countries behavior though AND I feel like they need to have some negative consequences, but your right it is futile. I'm glad you are enjoying the music. Keep on keeping on!

  • Not one single reply ever goes under the comment I reply to. I hit reply and my comments never go where the box is under the other comment. None of my comments ever make sense, is there any way to get a reply to go under a comment?

  • Nice one

  • Vote Peyote Party in 2012

  • Michael J. Fox has gotten some Elvis in him since this was written. Elvis just reveals himself at different times. How Mikey got it we know, but the conversion just shows the absolute power Elvis is,

  • Michael J. Fox has NO ELVIS in him!!! Oh Yeah!!! :)

  • @LaTalpa1991 "and Elvis is Joan Rivers ... but he's tryin' to get out, man; he's tryin' to get out!!" Hilarious! In my opinion, Mojo Nixon has always been highly under-rated. Artists today just don't seem to have a hyper imagination like Mojo.

  • 10 people have no Elvis in them.

  • Michael J. Fox has got a lot of Elvis in him now.......he's all shook up.

  • @frinkmhey Wow. WOW. There is no comedy without pain. " Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." - Mark Twain

  • The Dead Milkmen sent me here. I can see why.

  • *A Logic Question, Though: If Elvis is omnipotent why would he need to steal boats from the Bermuda Triangle?

  • @danning1 Because its fun I guess :D

  • This song is hilarious - I love it! Heard it several years ago, but didnt catch who wrote it. Finally found it! Thanks xukula!

  • I'd always thought all life was based on Elviseered Design.

  • 8 people have no elvis in them

  • Nixon's the One!!!

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  • Elvis is in Nutty Buddies...

  • Elvis needs boats!

  • Yeah, Elvis is everywhere...

    ELVIS COSTELLO!

  • IT'S FUCKING ELVISLUTION!

  • I had a beer with Mojo Nixon in 1984 or 85 in Winnipeg on New Year's Eve at Zorba the Greek's. Isn't that nuts? They played that night.

    They hadn't had that crazy fame yet. He was a nice guy, probably still is!

    FUN!

  • I truly admire an inspired lunatic. 

  • I thought he said "Elvis eats boats"

  • @patrick9648 that's what i thought for a long time, too! :-) lol...

  • Elvis needs boats! Elvis needs boats! Elvis needs boats!

  • Ha Ha. Elvis is in your mom.

  • Wow...haven't heard this is soooooo many years!! LOVE IT!

  • elvis = fail !!!!!!!!!!! mojo =  GOD! so

  • VOTE PEYOTE PARTY in 2012 !!!

  • As good an explanation for "unexplained phenomena" as any.

  • The King was right... it was a cult :O

  • I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE!

  • Haha Elvis Rules!!!!

  • there is a parallel universe in some other dimension where this is the number one song in every nation

  • elvis is satan?

  • lol everybody loves elvis

  • Elvis is in Cheese burgers

  • "Elvis is in your mom" HAHAHAHA

  • my mom doesnt have elvis in her she hates elvis.(she sucks)

  • FANTASTIC just made me laugh so much, truly enjoyed this video and yea its ELVIS.. ELVIS all the way for sure.. Elvis always and forever!!

    great video but isn't all that clear wish it was! :-)

  • elvis needs boats!

  • @foamy1graff I thought it was "Elvis EATS boats." lol

  • @ElPayasoMalo

    i think its needs

  • I could've sworn I saw this on an episode of Beavis and Butt-head. Something about the line, "Elvis is in your genes" always stuck with me.

  • Michael J Fox?  Hmm... Everybody except one person that is,yeah one person! The evil opposite of Elvis,the anti-Elvis.The anti-Elvis got no Elvis in em' let me tell you.Miley Cyrus has no Elvis in her.

  • @jevbaby10

    Miley Cyrus has stated that the only person she would stand in line to see would have been Elvis. Her father, Billy Ray is also a big Elvis fan.

  • "...and Elvis is in Joan Rivers, but he's tryin' to get out, Man, he's tryin' to get out!

  • I love this track!! it puzzles me tho! why MJ fox? LMAO hahahahaha its so random!!!

    chesty xx

  • Elvis needs boats.

    

  • 7 people have no Elvis in them.

  • @vigo894 And one of them is poppopsix.

  • @Birdgirl01= True, the count is now up to 8.

  • dear lord please get a better set of teeth.you sound like they are going to fall out of your mouth.

  • :23.....if this is true, then why is he all shook up? He has a whole lotta shakin' going on!!!

  • @mazakman1957

    Sorry, I meant at 1:23

  • @mazakman1957

    Lets try 1:19 then ...

  • This guy made my day. I am converted...

  • ELVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIS! :D

  • ELVIS LIVES!!!

  • ROCK A BILLY!!!!

  • hahaha that is funny hes in ur chease burgers

  • @SuperMadgus Get fuck out of my cheeseburger, Elvis!

  • Ed Helms should play Mojo in a bio-movie.

  • Somebody has to much time on there hands,i love Elivis,I eat donuts in his honor

  • Mojo Nixon still rocks. This song is timeless

  • ELVIS NEEDS BOATS! ELVIS NEEDS BOATS!

  • @Xenomorph52 I'd like to walk around with that on a t-shirt and see how many people get it.

  • @StickWarrior ha! i'd totally buy a t-shirt with taht on it.

  • who r the blue people????

  • @katyperry12345678 The blue man group

  • pART OF THIS VIDEO WAS FILMED IN cHULA VISTA ,cA fun farm go carts!

  • lllllllllllllllllloooooooooooo­ooooolllllllllllllllll his taking about elvis

  • When does Mojo get to play the Super Bowl halftime show?

  • lol

  • Elvis is my cock and balls!

  • saw this on weird al tv in 88, i think it was.

  • Same here, and on Dr. Dementos videos

  • lol Elvis is in your mom

  • You see a lot of people in the church and you think they're talking about of Jesus? No! They're talking to ELVIS!

  • Mojo Nixon is everywhere too.

  • @Jimkaider hes in super mario brothers the movie :P

    

  • The center background singer at 1:45 is the sadly departed Country Dick Montana of the Beat Farmers

  • I believe in the theory of Elvislution!

  • Why the knock on Michael J. Fox? He is the best!

  • It goes to that scene in Back To The Future. Where Marty is performing Johnny Be Goode. It turns out he was lip synching, and another dude was singing the song. For some reason Mojo didn't like it. Me, it didn't bug me.

    Some people who truly don't have Elvis in them= Osama bin Laden, Dustin Diamond, my 4th grade teacher, Hitler, Kanye West, the Dixie Chicks, and Joan Rivers. There's no Elvis in her.

  • Aha I see. I have to admit I totally overlooked that one. Because the song was released in 1987, I thought it could have been a knock on the movie Light of Day. Or even him as Alex Keaton as Family Ties was nearing its end.

  • @vigo894 So he got out?

  • @Chezzelvisbob= Yes. Thank goodness. It must have been torture for him.

  • Elvis was just an overweight junkie, his diet consisted of peanut butter and banana sandwiches and valiums.

  • You say that like it's a bad thing.

  • Elvis is everywhere HE REALLY IS!

    Go to khowardphotoart to see a real

    ghost of The King Elvis.

  • Elvis neverv left. He became Barney the dinosauer

  • @gonzobuc1 Faggot

  • I'm happy to know about this video.

    Elvis is back !!

  • There is no room in this world for any of you Anti-Elvi!!  You obviously have NO Elvis in you!

  • Wasn't there a Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom episode called "In Search of the Wild Elvi" where Marlon Perkins and his sidekick were in Memphis?

  • I want Elvis in my life.

  • LOL this song is awesome

  • I do so lurve this video! XD XD

    ELVIS EATS BOATS! ELVIS EATS BOATS! hahahahaha

  • I hope you know that you're a fucking moron.

  • Whatever. I'd rather be a moron than a stuck-up snob. It's more fun, trust me.

  • I highly doubt that.

  • @FateFallsFaster hell yeah! it's better to be loose than such a tight wad you can make diamonds by shoving coal up your ass. that face guy might end up with a fortune, but one sore hiney. xD

  • Elvis lives ! the king of rock ! yeah !

  • Very hot rockin' video! Elvis, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly and Jerry Lee Lewis is everywhere! Go, Go, Mojo Nixon!

  • THANK YOU!!!! I've been looking for this song for years....

  • Man, I heard this song ONCE seven years ago while serving in Kentucky. But I never forgot the line "Elvis needs boats"; I was lmao. So glad I searched for this. "Elvis needs boats, Elvis needs boats!"

  • Elvis is in your mom.

  • oh lmfao xDD how much money you think nixon made on that song xD

  • elvis eats boats, elvis eats boats....elvis, elvis, elvis,...elvis eats  boats!

  • "There are now at least 85,000 Elviss around the world, compared to only 170 in 1977 when Elvis died. At this rate of growth, experts predict that by 2019 Elvis impersonators will make up a third of the world population." - The Naked Scientists 3rd December, 2000.

  • I've heard this too.

    But shouldn't the plural of Elvis be Elvi?

  • @DrewidDesktop wasnt that on 60 minutes last night?

  • I haven't heard this in many years, but when it got to the part where he says "except one person" I remembered that it was Michael J. Fox. Praise be to Elvis!

  • , every time I play this, My bird stops, and yells "YooHoo" at the top of her lungs. She 's got Elvis in her Too!!!!

  • ELVIS FEST TODAY @ OC FAIRGROUNDS! Oh yeah - Elvis is EVERYWHERE!

  • We played this thing way too much on the video jukebox at Camp Courtney in '89. We loved this song, although the black guys and women thought we were weird and/or lonely. They  were unable to see the satirical genius of it, or they were unwilling to consume the pitchers of beer necessary to see same. Oh well, Semper Fi, 3rd Div Adj, 1989.

  • Is that why Micheal J Fox shakes all the time?

  • Elvis was in Joan Rivers, and then he escaped.

    Jessica Simpson has no Elvis inside her.

  • If Elvis is truly God, then Mojo Nixon must be his Jesus for being awesome enough to do a song like this! :D

  • Great song!

    Doesn't the guy at 0:36 look like GG Allin?!

    I mean, in that frame..

  • I saw Mojo Nixon three times back in my college days (way back in the early 90s) down in Raleigh and Chapel Hill in North Carolina. But on a great show everytime. He was a great guy too, he actually came down to the bar after each show and signed autographs for everyone who asked.

  • Elvis was in Michael Jackson, too?

  • But he was trying to get out!

  • Elvis is in my beer!!

  • I'm so glad it's not just me that wondered for years if it's needs or eats.

    I think elvis needs boats, but he probably eats a few of them.

  • Hey though, to set the record right & all that, Elvis was in the Army, not the Navy. I realize, though, that the phrase "Commodore Elvis" would fit naturally with the suggestion that Elvis Needs Boats. Apparently, he needed boots, too.

  • Elvis needs boats.

    Elvis needs boats.

    Elvis Elvis Elvis

    Elvis Elvis Elvis

    Elvis needs boats!

  • Are you sure it isn't Elvis eats Boats?