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  • ah foolish mortals. You acnt kill Cthulhu.... because Cthulhu is you abd me, and a giant squid monster. He is everything because, in our heart of hearts and mind of minds, we are all just a little mad.

  • Way to gay up a legend older than Christianity, fart nuggets.

  • @BelchTycoon so, um 70 years ago is older than christianity?

  • @Triflez Dang, we're both wrong people. Trolling :D

    

  • @Triflez Cthulu is a sumerian god

  • @iseezapie Cthulhu is something made by the writer Lovecraft. Kutulu was indeed a sumerian god and was porbably used in the creation of Cthulhu, but still, this song is about lovecrafts Cthulhu, not sumerian one. The comment i replied to seemed to refer to the song as something that gays up a legend older than christianity, while its about 70 year old fictional character.

  • Personally, I'm a member of Yog Sothoth's cult. He is all, he feels all. He knows why the old ones sleep, when they will rise again, and when they will sleep again. He knows the story from all angles, and will do what is to be done. In truth, we are all incarnations of Yog Sothoth.

  • Shub niggorath ftw

  • I want the lyrics NOW.

  • Screw atlantis, i want to find R'lyeh!

  • i like Cartman's version better

  • Shit. This is Abba doing "Fernando".

  • Cthulu doesn't know that powerful nations with bio, chemical, and nuclear arms will join together to obliterate it and his worshippers will be exterminated. If he's real, of course.

  • @MrChet407 Except that it cannot be destroyed, and its mere image incites madness in the most stoic of men. Also, the nations of humanity will destroy each other before the UN actually starts the planning process for the preparation for the vote on the possibility of enacting a resolution declaring a vote on whether or not to plan to prepare for possible limited cooperation in a possible non-military action in preparation for the possibility of a vote for planning to do something productive.

  • where are the lyrics?

  • @DragonLordG. yes you are right about that, I didnt know there was a cthulu untill I saw it on an ever so epic episode of southpark. One of the characters (eric cartman) tames cthulu and has him doing his biding. Gahaga so much for an all powerfull being. XD

  • Love the song..it's really quite..oh, sorry, I took that draught, now I have to let the hound in...

  • dude, please, send me the lyrics and chords. this is a fricking masterpiece :D

  • totoro totoroo--

    god dammit south park.

  • Cthulhu is cute =D

  • You guys should read the stories that HP Lovecraft wrote. The general main stream has not done it justice.

  • 21 investigators have casted the elder sign...

  • Re-re do the ballad of Norma jean.

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  • i always knew abba was fucking evil

  • I want to see an animation of Wacko Warner singing this

  • what the fuck is SOUTH PARK?!?!?! You are making that up... shut up nao, pl0x :D

  • I love H.P. Lovecraft!

  • Cthulhu, My bad

  • How do u even say cthulu?

  • Cthulhu isn't mainstream.

  • @smiletehk It's relative. It's at LEAST geek-mainstream; also, many many many people who are not geeks know about Cthulhu now because of South Park. I would argue that he is basically "mainstream" now, even though he isn't really too terribly popular. No movies i know of yet, etc.

  • @DragonLordG some people say Cthulhu was made by south park and if you say that your a fucking idiot Ha ha ha.

  • @smiletehk True, but they at least have a vague idea as to "what a Cthulhu" is. I don't think they have to know the RIGHT information about him, they just have to know of him in cases like these. I mean, how mainstream can something like Cthulhu really become if you require accurate knowledge? That's like saying Zombies cannot be mainstream no matter how popular, because people insist on using the wrong lore.

  • im voting cthulhu 2012.

  • Well,it's a good night sleep for kids =D

    Dream of Cthulhu =D

  • Wait what

  • Fuck you, when one thinks "Cthulhu's song" you think of something powerfull and fucking badass. Nah.. You hear faggotry.

  • hahahaha... sounds a little like ABBA.. hmm.

  • 2:05 you got bored :D

  • Cthulhu is too mainstream now. All Hail Nyarlathotep!

  • @DragonLordG hail shoggoth!

  • @Ominous09 Hrmm, quite... Religious war?

  • @DragonLordG

    Hipster faggot.

  • @METALMULlSHA Humorless moron.

  • @DragonLordG um... Nyarlathotep?

  • @monster12389 hey man heres what you do if you dont know something you should know google it makes you look like much less of an asshole

  • @DragonLordG Its only mainstream once it hits 4chan the sewage system of internet memes. As long as you have to be able to read to enjoy Lovecraft that will not happen.

  • I can't get this song out of my head. Day and night, on and on. At night I hear hoofbeats on the roof and in the day the sound of surf pounding in my head.

    The world seems to be getting dimmer and the obscene non-rythmic chants getting louder. I fear madness is upon me!! From the corner of my eye i seee..../adsa

  • @lecagot2 You hear them too, do you. Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li! Ahh, the sweet memories of sanity haunting me in those precious few waking moments. They are coming, they are coming! IA! IA!

  • @lecagot2 Embrace it, for it is the only refuge.

  • UGH the whole time he was saying Cthulhu wrong...

  • South Park ruined Cthulhu in a way. More people know who Cthulhu is now, but people who i wish didnt know, now do...

  • I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

  • thought this was gonna be another half ass cthulu song, but noticed it was an ABBA parody and came...

  • cthulhu was better before south park stole it -_-"

  • @OfficialSexyShades No, South Park made him BETTER for killing Justin Bieber.

  • ABBA, ABBA Cthulhu!

  • was lovecraft inspired to write necronomicon by scrying to otherwordly entties while heavy drug abusing??

  • @DrPsymotion no, that would be Rainbow, when they wrote their Album "Long Live Rock n Roll". The cover actually credits a supernatural entity called "Baal", as having disruped production.

  • why havent they made a movie about cthulhu yet? it would be awesome!

  • @mrOvertow ^^" Goon on imdb and google for Cthulhu, iots a movie from 2k7 i think. Or Dagon, or some B class horros, or an animation (30min) ' At the mountainsa of madness" on youtube ;)

  • @mrOvertow no, it would be painful. Hollywood would ruin your life for ever.

  • @Brandt761

    who said Hollywood? as long as its not Hollywood i could be happy.

  • @mrOvertow Actually, there is a real C'thulu movie, made by Lovecraft admirers. They used silent-movie, and old techniques, too.

    however, look at "Mountains of Madness", which is planned to have, like, Tom Cruise in it (and I thought it couldn't get much worse after 'Valkyrie'. )

  • @mrOvertow go to

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  • @mrOvertow there is actually a silent-film style movie made by one of the many lovecraftian organizations. I could imagine it being quite good.

  • @Brandt761

    it was damn good actually

    you can see it on Netflix

    I think it was made by some college guys

  • @ChisaiiKamui I don't know...I feel like any Lovecraft movie is inevitably gonna be disappointing, once I see the monster and I _don't_ go insane.

  • my only complaint.... The song that was covered (Fernando by ABBA) is slower than this song. But otherwise really freaking awesome!

  • Love this

  • @TheGentlemanWolf i think that'd be "the call of Ktulu" by Metallica -.-

  • @ChiZk00 honestly, it isn't much of a face-melter _or_ brain stewer. That topic shoulda been covered by Black Sabbath or Dio...I guess Malmsteen mighta worked, but he lacks sublety. Blue Öyster Cult could have worked, if they thought of an unusually evil riff (for their standards).

  • ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

  • @ChiZk00 I'ä!

  • ia ia cthuluhu fungului mgleinaf cthuluhu ruruye ugaf nagle futagunn

    Start chant to summon Great Old Priest...

  • Hard style lover so scared hehehe

  • I ate cthulhu when i was in Korea..

  • if he will awake, i will fight him and kill him, cause i dont will die because o him!

  • FHTANG! KTHULHU WILL EAT YOU FIRST WEAKLING MORTAL! =^_^=

  • @Bootcherthe It's "Cthulu" and "Fhtagn". You'd say "ia Cthulu" not just "Fhtagn" because "Fhtagn" means "Dreams".

    Lrn2Cthulu

  • @laz0r4321 yeah, but people who are gripped by the madness say "ftaghn" all the time. Like the guy in the gaol in insmouth, who was all like "eia...eia Dagon....ftaghn FTAGHN!"

    and that's the guy who _refused_ to worship the old ones.

    Also, maybe it means waits. If the grammar is reversed...

  • @Brandt761 True.

  • How about crediting the author of this song, Terence Chua?

  • cthulu is a vilgax :S

  • froflmaoabba!

  • i liked Cthulhu before he was mainstream...

  • @wassup625 I agree with you completely good Sir.

  • @wassup625 thats a very hipster thing to say

  • @wassup625 I liked Cthulhu when he was still underground...

  • @wassup625

    i liked cthulhu since i saw tenracle porns

  • @thaMafutofuGuy

    tentacle ofc ^^

  • me and my band wrote a song about Cthulhu :D and t kicks ass! haha

  • Does anyone know who the artist for 1:15 is? That is one of the most epic pieces of Cthulu art Ive ever seen. Id like to see more of his/her work.

  • Finding out about Cthulhu from pop culture references isn't sad. Like really? People find the stupidest things to be elitist about. Yeah. That's cool you knew about Lovecraft before he was popular, but get over yourself. Everyone can enjoy his works/creations, regardless of how you came to find them.

  • Ooooo, YES! You're sick, and I love you! Lighten up people, that sh*t's funny!

  • Ooooo, YES! You're sick, and I love you!

  • In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

  • Those who came here because of South Park will have their souls devoured last. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! (;,;)

  • @AvatarofCthulhu

    (;,;)

    I'ä!

  • what the fuck is a cthulhu?

  • @Paintball1105 There is not a Cthulu there is THE Cthulu an extremly powerful alien capable of horrors your mind cannot comprehend. He has a mad cult of Cthulu due to the fact his presence extends beyond his physical form. Still he is what you call an Eldritch Abomination, people have gone mad from looking at him, meanwhile Cthulu is so powerful be barely even notices humanity-let alone cares. Also he is a creation by H.P Lovecraft.

  • @Garren16 and yet he would need us to set him free. Karma sux...

  • @Brandt761 Really? Never heard that part of the story, I always thought he emerged whenever he bothered to wake up and that when he did all the other old ones would notice earth and lay waste to it.

  • @Garren16 Yah, the same magic that protects them keeps them from making a move, so they need an outside force to set them free. It's why they probly need the cult to begin with. And what the "Alert" was sailing to accomplish on that fateful spring day. And to think what would have happened if they hadn't been so dumb to pick a fight with the crew of the "Emma". Anyway, it's strange, why can't the black-winged ones free the old ones? Supposedly, they performed some of the sacrifices, too...

  • ....we will cary on destroying without sanity or shame great one

  • 15 people want to flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age

  • this is really fucked up... but funny

    the song is "Fernando" by ABBA.

    Hey! now do one about the shoggoths!

  • this was really fuckin' good. Faved.

  • Are you for real?! Using a Abba song to praise Cthulhu? You better pray he never wakes up or you're totally screwed!

  • @Mysweetpotatoe that's ok...we'll just send a Japanese "research expedition" to R'lyeh. They will truly serve C'thulu...

    ...

    ...

    in the twilight sense, muahahaha

  • Do you think Cthulhu will go to youtube when he wakes up?

  • @johnnyctant maybe, but not likely, he probaly wouldn't know how to use a computor.

  • C@thedemonslayer51 how dare you question the all knowing knowledge of the great Cthulhu

  • @Vodkaforthesoul I forgot, how long was Cuthulhu asleep? I know Cuthulhu was asleep since computors were made. And because of that, well, Cuthulhu would need to not eat all of our souls for untill he learns of the computor. Plus, we don't have a computor big enough for him.

  • @thedemonslayer51 I dont remember how long either its been awhile

  • @thedemonslayer51 no, the great old ones know all that happens in the universe. Their sleep isn't like our sleep.

  • @Brandt761 but we still don't have a computor big enough for him.

  • @thedemonslayer51 why would he need one? if he knows everything, he has no need for Wikipedia. If he can control people's dreams, he has no need for gmail _or_ effective advertising. And who needs to play another boring SId Meyer title, when you're able to take over the world for real (I'm sorry, dread lor SID, I didn't mean that thing about it being boring, don't invade my civaaaaaah)

  • ... I bet you when cthulu wakes up he'll just yell "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! I PREACHED LOVE AND PEACE!!!... nah just fucking with you, GET IN MEH BELLEHHHH!"

  • @krutcheshobb you know, given the natures of organizations such as the one in question, there is a fourty percent chance he did preach love and peace. And no more Japanese cuisine!

  • Wtf? You're calling a lame cover of a song better than an origina

  • "We will carry on destroying without sanity or shame" catchy line..

  • Awesome. I love this song :)

  • nah metallicas is better

  • @ilovepantera97 Metallicas song is crappy instrumental trash shit. This song has something to do with cthulhu mythos. The lyrics to be accurate. Metallicas "song" is an insult for every Lovecraft fan.

  • @Foulheart89 sad but true

  • @Foulheart89 in your opinion and thats ok with me but don´t talk shit about metallica

  • @Foulheart89 like I say, Sabbath Shoulda done it, or DIO, or mayyybe Malmsteen.

  • why didn't u add lyrics? :( :( :(

  • South Park took a shit on HP Lovecraft, Looney Tunes, and My Neighbor Totoro within a span of three episodes. x_x

  • @4LeafCoyote SP shits on everyone. And the only time it pisses me of was when it was sex ed, Al Gore or German humor. Cuz those are just dumb things to target...

  • @NeoN0307

    what's got southpark to do with Ctulhu, anyway, i'm not here from southpark

    im sorry

    sorry

    imm sorry

    sorry

  • what the heck is this all saying

  • I think I'm in love.

    Craft.

    Lovecraft.

    Mercy.

  • what are you saying

  • anyone who is only here because of southpark does not deserve the greatness that is cthulhu

  • @llamasausage thats what i was thinkin

  • Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

  • South park did NOT bring me here. Long have I worshiped. Awesome song. My tortured dreams tell me he is pleased.

  • @Lorraine56838 LOL ,you truly no nothing kid. About the author, the mythology or the giggle and wink all of us Lovecraft fans share when kids like you comment on pages like these......lol, indeed.

  • @1986jamesa "you truly no nothing kid" ROFLMAO ---- KNOW is how its spelled. and if you want to think of a 46 yo as a kid....good on ya! YEP now im ROFLMFAO!

  • @1986jamesa "you truly no nothing kid" ROFLMAO ---- KNOW is how its spelled. and if you want to think of a 46 yo as a kid....good on ya! YEP now im ROFLMFAO! At least I KNOW how to spell..hahaaaa

  • @Lorraine56838 a 46 year old trolling on youtube, and using computer slang...lol, indeed, lol indeed....

  • @Lorraine56838 Congratulations, in my 5 years of waching videos on youtube, I have never ever seen a comment even close to be as sstupid as your's. You're officialy a legend.

  • @Lorraine56838 i love when there is proof of people who are actually as dumb as you. haha

  • @Lorraine56838 You're 46 years old and arguing with people on Youtube? Don't you have a full-time job to get to and a house payment to make?

  • @Lorraine56838 LOL its 1920's fiction moron not ancient Greek, lol, your the only person here who believed it, you must be some kinda damn genius gump

  • @Lorraine56838 Now, be reasonable. Cthulhu's pressence is al around us. He is that which works to destroy and desecrate. His goal is to ravage humanity; all that ravages humanity is his work. His power moves through us all; from idiotic YouTube comments, to the work of Justin Beiber.

    All praise and thanks to Cthulhu for bringing Justin Beiber and hastening the end of the world! Ia, ie!

  • ..So there's already a "Shoggoth on the Roof" 'musical'..

    They should make a Mama Mia Cthulhu parody.

    Mama ia ia?

    You love it..

  • SOUTH PARK BROUGHT ME HERE LOL!

  • wat

  • Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

    May He end my suffering with tentacles of maddening Doom!

  • I already knew alot about Cthulu, and it seems as if this thing has gotten ten times more popular thanks to South Park

  • Really? Really? A song to Cthulhu to the tune of an Abba song? The world really will come to an end with this mixture.

  • Shouldve been really hardcore deathmetal!

  • i want to find the lyrics to this song

  • Thumbs up if southpark brought you here

    ps long will he rise

  • @NeoN0307 dude, south park lol. that's crazy

  • @CaptainNemarco

    its awesome :D

    ps long will he rise

  • @NeoN0307 when he does rise, im sure Kratos will pop up and kick his ass :P

  • @NeoN0307 If South Park had to bring you here that's sad

  • @EstupedMexicanz how is it sad

  • @MetalliCxZero You had to learn about Cthulhu from a pop culture reference instead of from the works it was taken from. You can't appreciate it nearly as well.

  • @EstupedMexicanz actually metallica brought me here

  • @EstupedMexicanz well, besides, they raised him all wrong. 

  • @ShadowedWolfPuppy why are you so pissed anyways, get over it and fuck off. kthnx

  • @ShadowedWolfPuppy you mean a teenager who worships a fictional monster that made it's first appearance in a comic book?

  • @ShadowedWolfPuppy Why don't you tell the rest of the U.S. I'd love to see the shit get kicked out of you.